SW: WE GOT MORE QUESTIONS!

Mansex: Wow… Humans are cruel. WILL YOU STOP CALLING ME THAT!

SW: Nope. The following questions are from Pyropuddle:

To All: How do you get your hair to defy gravity like that?

To Axel:
1) How old are you?
2) What's with the firey chakrams?

To Demyx: How do you feel about being called the weakest one in the
Organization?

To Saix: Where did you get that scar?

Demyx: How can a puddle have pyromaniac tendencies?

SW: Jeez, I don't know, go ask him.

Demyx: Okay.

SW: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC! Anyway, answer the questions.

Everyone: The first question… Is a very good question.

Vexen: Look, if Issac Newton was alive today, his head would implode if he played Kingdom Hearts, or Final Fantasy.

SW: That is so true. Axel?

Axel: 1) I am… Damm, I forgot.

Roxas: You're 18.

Axel: Oh yeah.

Luxord: This, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why Axel says "Got it memorised?" or "Commit it to memory" all the time.

Xigbar: His memory is awful.

Lexaeus: Got it memorised?

Xaldin: Yeah. He once forgot about Roxas.

Roxas: WHAT?

SW: FLAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHBAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKK!

[Flashback time[

(In the Organizations meeting room)

Mansex: Now, what are we to do with the traitor?

Axel: Who?

Mansex: Number XIII.

Axel: We have a number XIII?

Xigbar: Your best friend?

Axel: …

Xaldin: The only one you liked?

Axel: …

Vexen: Made you feel like you had a heart?

Axel: Doesn't ring a bell.

Zexion: ROXAS!

Axel: Oh, him.

Mansex: Yes, him. Now…

Axel: He's a traitor?

Mansex: AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!

[End of Flashback[

Roxas: You…forgot about me?

Axel: Well, you forgot about me!

Roxas: I had my memories wiped by a loony in red bandages.

DiZ: That offends me.

SW: Good, because I hate you. Axel, before you and Roxas fight, question 2?

Axel: Oh yeah. The fiery Chakrams are because when I had my heart, I used to poke people with Frisbees. Then I got Frisbees with spikes on to poke people with when I became a nobody. And I control fire, so I can set them on fire and throw them at Diz.

DiZ: WHY IS EVERYONE PICKING ON ME?

SW: Because you're a bastard. You and Roxas can fight now Axel.

Axel: Thank you. BURN BABY!

Roxas: TAKE THIS!

SW: Right. Where's Demyx?

Larxene: Ceiling.

SW: … How did you get up there?

Demyx: Uh… Good question.

SW: Get down here and answer this question.

Demyx: 'Kay. (Reads it) They… they think I'm weak?

SW: Well… You are the first time you fight. The second time you were kicking my ass all over the screen.

Demyx: PYROPUDDLE SHALL PAY!

SW: NO DEMYX! Listen, I'm going to stop Demyx killing Pyropuddle. Sora is in charge while I'm gone. Someone do the disclaimer, and stop Saïx worshiping the moon long enough to answer his question.

Sora: Got it.

Mansex: How come he's in charge?

SW: 1) He loves torturing you lot, so he's bound to make sure you answer the questions. 2) You would just blether on about Kingdom Hearts all the time. 3) He's cuter than you. Sora, if you would.

Sora: Thank you. SAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

Saïx: I'M BUSY! IT'S A FULL MOON TONIGHT!

Sora: YOU HAVE A QUESTION!

Saïx: BUGGER OFF!

Zexion: Saïx, the vet just called.

Saïx: What?

Zexion: YOU HAVE A FUNGUS!

Everyone: BWA HA HA HA HA HA!

Saïx: I hate you.

Zexion: The feeling is mutual, I assure you.

Saix: Fine. The answer to your question, Pyropuddle, is personal.

Sora: Do tell.

Saix: No.

Riku: Yes.

Saix: No.

Kairi: Yes.

Saïx: No.

Axel: Yes.

Saïx: NO!

Xigbar: Then I'LL tell.

Saïx: NO!

Xigbar: It was back when we were Organization VII. We were all drunk, except Zexion. He was hammered.

Zexion: Shut up.

Xigbar: You threw up. And then you tried to eat the vomit. You were hammered.

Marluxia: Ha ha!

Zexion: I wouldn't be talking Mr Flowa Powa.

Marluxia: IT IS ON!

Everyone: Fight! FIGHT! FIGHT! (Watches the fight until they lose interest)

Xigbar: Anywho, we decided to initiate Saïx. We all had initiation challenges, except Mr Mansex.

Mansex: HOW DARE YOU!

Xigbar: SunflowerWielder ordered us to call you that.

Mansex: Grrrrr…

Larxene: You really shouldn't have pissed her off.

Axel: Where is she anyway?

Naminé: Looking for Demyx.

Axel: Got it memorised?

Xigbar: LET ME FINISH! Anyway, so Saïx's was to draw a massive X on his face. The thing is though, we used permanent marker. He got so annoyed; he tried rubbing it off when he was in Berserk mode. Well… You can guess what happened.

Everyone: …

Saïx: I hate you.

Luxord: LET'S ALL GET HYPER!

Sora: NO! I'm in charge, I decide what we do. First, we need to do a disclaimer.

Riku: (Sighs) I'll do it. Where is it?

Kairi: There.

Riku: Gotcha. SunflowerWielder does not own Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, or Disney. If she did, the Organization would not be dead, Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix would be brought out in Europe, neither would Aeris/Aerith (be dead, that is), and The Little Mermaid would never have been made.

Roxas: Now what do we do?

Sora: Hmm…

Wakka: This should be good.

Sora: LET'S ALL GET DRUNK!

Zexion: That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

Riku: LET'S DO IT!

Everyone: HELLZ YEAH!

(Sometime later…)

SW: We're bac—That is the last time I let them know where the alcohol is. While Demyx and I try to sober them up, send in your questions! And, why the hell is Crash Bandicoot in here?

Crash Bandicoot: JGAVOJ!

Demyx: O.o