Mamar: Hello! Welcome to the Weakest Link round 4! We have 16 people left! Now, uh...let's get this game started!! Goombella wha-
Mega Bob-omb: QUIET!! THIS IS A LIBRARY!!
Everyone Else: WHAT!?
Koops: What are you talking about? This isn't a library!
Mega Bob-omb: BE QUIET OR I'LL THROW YOU OUT!!
Tiny Kong: You can't tell us to be quiet! Who do you think you are?
Mega Bob-omb: -throws butter milk at Tiny-
Tiny Kong: EWW!! YOU GOT BUTTER MILK ALL OVER ME!! My lawyer will not stand for this!!
Mamar: Everyone please calm down and ignore the person in the audience. Goombella, what does an apple plus a square equal?
Goombella: That doesn't make any sense! o-O
Mamar: Incorrect!! You would get four apple pieces, since squares have 4 sides!
Parakarry: BANK!!
Mamar: NOT YET!!
Mega Bob-omb: QUIET!! THIS IS A LIBRARY!!
Bombette: How is this place a library!?
Mamar: People, just calm down! I'll take care of him... -freezes the Mega bob-omb-
Everyone applauds.
Mamar: Thank you. Now, Koops, what does Navi The Fairy and Omochao from Sonic have in common?
Koops: They're both annoying?
Mamar: Correct!! They both talk too much!!
Navi: HEY!! THAT'S NOT MY FAULT!! I GET PAID DOING THAT!!
Omochao: To do a jump, just press the A button!
Hooktail: Thanks Omochao, your information has just saved the day. -rolls eyes-
Navi: Hey Ms. Bowtie Star thing...can I be the new host?
Mamar: No, I'm in charge!
Omochao: To bring up the main menu, just press the START button!
Vivian: SHUT UP!!
Mamar: Everyone, just ignore them. Yoshi, Earth is mainly made up of what?
Yoshi: Oxygen!!
Mamar: Incorrect!! It would be water because the Earth's surface is 70 percent water, and so is our bodies!
Yoshi: But oxygen is all around the Earth!! That's what makes us live!!
Mamar: Yes, but Earth is not made up of that!!
Vivian: Bank...
Mamar: You have no money to bank...
Vivian: How come?
Mamar: Because Yoshi got the question wrong...again.
Vivian: Why did he get it wrong?
Mamar: Because he answer it incorrectly.
Vivian: Uhh...okay!
Mamar: O-o? Which way does smoke go on an electric train if it was heading west?
Vivian: Depends where the wind is blowing!!
Mamar: Incorrect, electric trains don't have smoke pipe things...yeah...
Navi: Does anyone here have some French Fries I can borrow for a dollar?
Goombella: Navi, what are you doing here anyway?
Navi: I was looking for some cheap entertainment.
Omochao: To double jump, just press A twice!!
Ms. Mowz: OK THAT DOES IT!! -grabs out missle gun and shoots it at Omochao-
Omochao: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Ms. Mowz: Well, that certianly made my day!
Omochao: Look who is back!
Ms. Mowz: WHAT THE...
Omochao: yeah, try destroying me all you want, cause i'll always come back!!
Ms. Mowz: THAT'S IT!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS GAME ANYMORE!! -runs through a wall-
Lakilester: Well, that was really random...
Mamar: Yeah, it was...bobbery, what does "trapezoid" mean?
Bobbery: um, a type of shape?
Mamar: Hmm...I'll accept it, since it IS a type of shape.
Mega Bob-omb: QUIET!! THIS IS A LIBRARY!!
Tippi: Wha...how did you unfreeze!?
Mega Bob-omb: SHUSH OR YOU WILL BE THROWN OUT!!
Parakarry: BANK!!
Lakilester: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?
Navi: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, hey! Look at me, I'm talking to a piece of glass!
Goombario: Navi, you're a fairy, go away and go back to Hyrule and annoy Zelda and Link. Mega bob-omb, just leave and go to an ACTUAL library. And Omochao...OH MY GOD YOU'RE A CHAO!!
Omochao: Press R or L to change camera angles!
Mamar: THAT'S IT!! I'M LEAVING!! -disappears-
Tiny Kong: Good job, Omochao, Navi, and...pink bob-omb! You got rid of our second host!!
Hooktail: Sigh...I'm gonna leave if this happens again...
Goombella: Omochao, shut up or else I'm gonna glue your mouth together...
??: And now, it is time, to play your favorite money game...The Weakest Link, Deluxe Version 64!
Koops: AH! WHO'S THERE??
??: And now, here's your host...Game Guy!
Everyone in the room applauded as bright lights flashed everywhere.
Game Guy: Wassup, I'm Game Guy, your new host, if you have any problem with that, talk to my wrestling brother, Queer Guy.
Everyone Else: o-O?
Mega bob-omb: QUIET!! THIS IS A LIBRARY!!
Navi: NO, you be quiet!!
Omochao: To simply attack, just press the B button!
Game Guy: Hmm, you three up there seem to want a lot of attention...aha! Why don't you come down here and play with us? -three pedestals appeared out of nowhere near Shy Guy at the end-
Everyone: NOOOO!!
Mega Bob-omb: YAY!!
Navi: Party at my house!
Omochao: If you need to grab something just press the B button!
Tiny Kong: But, Game Guy! they're annoying! How could you let them play?
Game Guy: Everyone deserves a chance, don't they?
Tiny Kong: Well, I-
Game Guy: Doesn't matter! Let's just play the game! We'll start with Goombella. How many seconds are in a second?
Goombella: That doesn't make any sense...
Game Guy: Incorrect! It was "Seconds don't have seconds in them."
Goombella: O-O?! What!?
Game Guy: Koops, what's red with red all over it?
Koops: Blood?
game Guy: Correct!!
Yoshi: ...bank.
Game Guy: Incorrect! The answer was purple.
Yoshi: But, you didn't ask me a question tho-
Game Guy: Vivian, why doesn't 2 plus 2 equal 5?
Vivian: Uh...because it doesn't equal?
Game Guy: Correct! How could it equal anyway?
bobbery: Bank!
game Guy: Incorrect!! The answer was "1,454,579,648 pickles"!
Bobbery: But you're suppose to bank when someone gets a question right!
Game Guy: Well, I'm changing the rules now!
Bow: great...just great...
Game Guy; Goombario, what kind of-
Parakarry: BANK!!
Game Guy: INCORRECT! Moving on, now..
Goombario: Hey, you didn't ask me a question!
Game Guy: But you answered wrong, though!
Goombario: No I didn't, that was Parakarry who said that! O-O
Game Guy: Oh...well in that case, I have decided who the winner is!
Navi: But, the game hasn't even ended though!
Game Guy: Hmmm...you're right!! bombette, what is-
Goombario: But, my question...
Game Guy: Incorrect!! The answer was "The American Flag"!
Bombette: Goombario...prepare for an explosion you'll NEVER forget after the game show...
Goombario: -Gulp-
Game Guy: Parakarry! What did you have to say before when someone got a question right?
Parakarry: BANK!!
Game Guy: Correct!!
Audience: O-O!!
hooktail: Wow, he ACTUALLY got a question right...
Game Guy; Bow, what's the 5th planet from the Neptune?
Bow: there is none! There is only Pluto!!
Game Guy: Incorrect! The answer was Morpheus as it IS a planet!
Bow: -rolls eyes- Whatever.
Game Guy: Watt, what is ice?
Watt: Frozen water?
Game Guy: Incorrect! It's snow and water mixed together!
Watt: But...that's the same thing though!
Game Guy: Yeah, suuuuuuuure...Lakilester! What does posion plus fire equal?
Lakilester: Something that isn't posion and fire?
Game Guy: Yes! Correct!! :D Tippi, what happens if you touch Fire?
Tippi: You burn.
Game Guy: Incorrect, you feel a sting, then you burn!
Tippi: Um...ok...
Game Guy: Hooktail! What is the 27th letter of the alphabet?
Hooktail: N
Game Guy: Correct!
Audience: O-O??
Goombario: How is the answer the letter N?
Game Guy: Shush! Tiny Kong, how big is Chain Chomp?
Tiny Kong: Hey, look! Is that a Shy Girl over there?
Game Guy: WHERE!? WHERE!!
Tiny Kong: -runs to the Mushroom Kingdom, measures a Chain Chomp then runs back to the Weakest Link game building-
Game Guy: I didn't see no Shy Girl...
Tiny Kong: It was probably just a Boo. Anyways, the answer is 20 feet wide, and 30 feet tall.
Game Guy: Correct!! Shy Guy, what is a parakeet?
Shy Guy: fiefneifjheghgbrgnrtu!
Game Guy: Correct!! Mega Bob-omb, how many stars are in the sky?
Mega Bob-omb: QUIET!! THIS IS A LIBRARY!!
Game Guy: Incorrect!! The answer was "QUIET!! THIS IS AN OBSERVATORY!!"
Goombella: How is that the correct answer!?
Game Guy: It just is! Let's leave it at that! Navi, how many times should you shoot a werewolf?
Navi: Once if it's a silver bullet.
Game Guy: Correct!! Omochao, am I a Male or Female?
Omochao: Male, obviously!!
Game Guy: Incorrect!! I am neither as the programmers didn't give me a Gender!! Now, it is time for you to vote for the Weakest Link!!
Goombella: Mega Bob-omb for obvious reasons.
Koops: Omochao for his annoyance.
Yoshi: Mega bob-omb!
Vivian: Game Guy
Bobbery: Game Guy
Goombario: Game Guy
bombette: Goombario, for missing my question!
Parakarry: BANK!!
Bow: Game Guy
Watt: Game Guy
Lakilester: Game Guy
Tippi: Game Guy
Hooktail: Navi, the little blue idiot...
Tiny Kong: Mega Bob-omb for getting his buttermilk all over me!
Shy Guy: fgdhgduigdjgfredgedife
Mega Bob-omb: I WILL THROW YOU OUT IF I HAVE TO IF YOU CAN'T BE QUIET!!
Navi: No one!!
Omochao: Subway, EAT FRESH!!
Game Guy: OK! Here are the results: We have 3 votes for Mega bob-omb, 1 for Omochao, 1 for Goombario, 1 for Navi, 1 vote for BANK!!, 1 vote for Subway and 7 votes for me! Ok, it is decided! The Weakest Link is...Lakilester!!
Lakilester: WHAT!? BUT I DIDN'T GET ANY VOTES THOUGH!!
Game Guy: SEND IN THE CHAIN CHOMPS!!
Lakilester: Oh, man! -gets chased by Chain Chomps- AHHH!! EEK!! WOAH OHOH OH!!
Game Guy: Well this concludes Round 4!! We'll be right back after this commercial break!! Yay!!
End!
How did you like it this time? Yeah, I've turned things around A LOT...
