Chapter 4

Mamar: Hello! Welcome to the Weakest Link round 4! We have 16 people left! Now, uh...let's get this game started!! Goombella wha-

Mega Bob-omb: QUIET!! THIS IS A LIBRARY!!

Everyone Else: WHAT!?

Koops: What are you talking about? This isn't a library!

Mega Bob-omb: BE QUIET OR I'LL THROW YOU OUT!!

Tiny Kong: You can't tell us to be quiet! Who do you think you are?

Mega Bob-omb: -throws butter milk at Tiny-

Tiny Kong: EWW!! YOU GOT BUTTER MILK ALL OVER ME!! My lawyer will not stand for this!!

Mamar: Everyone please calm down and ignore the person in the audience. Goombella, what does an apple plus a square equal?

Goombella: That doesn't make any sense! o-O

Mamar: Incorrect!! You would get four apple pieces, since squares have 4 sides!

Parakarry: BANK!!

Mamar: NOT YET!!

Mega Bob-omb: QUIET!! THIS IS A LIBRARY!!

Bombette: How is this place a library!?

Mamar: People, just calm down! I'll take care of him... -freezes the Mega bob-omb-

Everyone applauds.

Mamar: Thank you. Now, Koops, what does Navi The Fairy and Omochao from Sonic have in common?

Koops: They're both annoying?

Mamar: Correct!! They both talk too much!!

Navi: HEY!! THAT'S NOT MY FAULT!! I GET PAID DOING THAT!!

Omochao: To do a jump, just press the A button!

Hooktail: Thanks Omochao, your information has just saved the day. -rolls eyes-

Navi: Hey Ms. Bowtie Star thing...can I be the new host?

Mamar: No, I'm in charge!

Omochao: To bring up the main menu, just press the START button!

Vivian: SHUT UP!!

Mamar: Everyone, just ignore them. Yoshi, Earth is mainly made up of what?

Yoshi: Oxygen!!

Mamar: Incorrect!! It would be water because the Earth's surface is 70 percent water, and so is our bodies!

Yoshi: But oxygen is all around the Earth!! That's what makes us live!!

Mamar: Yes, but Earth is not made up of that!!

Vivian: Bank...

Mamar: You have no money to bank...

Vivian: How come?

Mamar: Because Yoshi got the question wrong...again.

Vivian: Why did he get it wrong?

Mamar: Because he answer it incorrectly.

Vivian: Uhh...okay!

Mamar: O-o? Which way does smoke go on an electric train if it was heading west?

Vivian: Depends where the wind is blowing!!

Mamar: Incorrect, electric trains don't have smoke pipe things...yeah...

Navi: Does anyone here have some French Fries I can borrow for a dollar?

Goombella: Navi, what are you doing here anyway?

Navi: I was looking for some cheap entertainment.

Omochao: To double jump, just press A twice!!

Ms. Mowz: OK THAT DOES IT!! -grabs out missle gun and shoots it at Omochao-

Omochao: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Ms. Mowz: Well, that certianly made my day!

Omochao: Look who is back!

Ms. Mowz: WHAT THE...

Omochao: yeah, try destroying me all you want, cause i'll always come back!!

Ms. Mowz: THAT'S IT!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS GAME ANYMORE!! -runs through a wall-

Lakilester: Well, that was really random...

Mamar: Yeah, it was...bobbery, what does "trapezoid" mean?

Bobbery: um, a type of shape?

Mamar: Hmm...I'll accept it, since it IS a type of shape.

Mega Bob-omb: QUIET!! THIS IS A LIBRARY!!

Tippi: Wha...how did you unfreeze!?

Mega Bob-omb: SHUSH OR YOU WILL BE THROWN OUT!!

Parakarry: BANK!!

Lakilester: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

Navi: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, hey! Look at me, I'm talking to a piece of glass!

Goombario: Navi, you're a fairy, go away and go back to Hyrule and annoy Zelda and Link. Mega bob-omb, just leave and go to an ACTUAL library. And Omochao...OH MY GOD YOU'RE A CHAO!!

Omochao: Press R or L to change camera angles!

Mamar: THAT'S IT!! I'M LEAVING!! -disappears-

Tiny Kong: Good job, Omochao, Navi, and...pink bob-omb! You got rid of our second host!!

Hooktail: Sigh...I'm gonna leave if this happens again...

Goombella: Omochao, shut up or else I'm gonna glue your mouth together...

??: And now, it is time, to play your favorite money game...The Weakest Link, Deluxe Version 64!

Koops: AH! WHO'S THERE??

??: And now, here's your host...Game Guy!

Everyone in the room applauded as bright lights flashed everywhere.

Game Guy: Wassup, I'm Game Guy, your new host, if you have any problem with that, talk to my wrestling brother, Queer Guy.

Everyone Else: o-O?

Mega bob-omb: QUIET!! THIS IS A LIBRARY!!

Navi: NO, you be quiet!!

Omochao: To simply attack, just press the B button!

Game Guy: Hmm, you three up there seem to want a lot of attention...aha! Why don't you come down here and play with us? -three pedestals appeared out of nowhere near Shy Guy at the end-

Everyone: NOOOO!!

Mega Bob-omb: YAY!!

Navi: Party at my house!

Omochao: If you need to grab something just press the B button!

Tiny Kong: But, Game Guy! they're annoying! How could you let them play?

Game Guy: Everyone deserves a chance, don't they?

Tiny Kong: Well, I-

Game Guy: Doesn't matter! Let's just play the game! We'll start with Goombella. How many seconds are in a second?

Goombella: That doesn't make any sense...

Game Guy: Incorrect! It was "Seconds don't have seconds in them."

Goombella: O-O?! What!?

Game Guy: Koops, what's red with red all over it?

Koops: Blood?

game Guy: Correct!!

Yoshi: ...bank.

Game Guy: Incorrect! The answer was purple.

Yoshi: But, you didn't ask me a question tho-

Game Guy: Vivian, why doesn't 2 plus 2 equal 5?

Vivian: Uh...because it doesn't equal?

Game Guy: Correct! How could it equal anyway?

bobbery: Bank!

game Guy: Incorrect!! The answer was "1,454,579,648 pickles"!

Bobbery: But you're suppose to bank when someone gets a question right!

Game Guy: Well, I'm changing the rules now!

Bow: great...just great...

Game Guy; Goombario, what kind of-

Parakarry: BANK!!

Game Guy: INCORRECT! Moving on, now..

Goombario: Hey, you didn't ask me a question!

Game Guy: But you answered wrong, though!

Goombario: No I didn't, that was Parakarry who said that! O-O

Game Guy: Oh...well in that case, I have decided who the winner is!

Navi: But, the game hasn't even ended though!

Game Guy: Hmmm...you're right!! bombette, what is-

Goombario: But, my question...

Game Guy: Incorrect!! The answer was "The American Flag"!

Bombette: Goombario...prepare for an explosion you'll NEVER forget after the game show...

Goombario: -Gulp-

Game Guy: Parakarry! What did you have to say before when someone got a question right?

Parakarry: BANK!!

Game Guy: Correct!!

Audience: O-O!!

hooktail: Wow, he ACTUALLY got a question right...

Game Guy; Bow, what's the 5th planet from the Neptune?

Bow: there is none! There is only Pluto!!

Game Guy: Incorrect! The answer was Morpheus as it IS a planet!

Bow: -rolls eyes- Whatever.

Game Guy: Watt, what is ice?

Watt: Frozen water?

Game Guy: Incorrect! It's snow and water mixed together!

Watt: But...that's the same thing though!

Game Guy: Yeah, suuuuuuuure...Lakilester! What does posion plus fire equal?

Lakilester: Something that isn't posion and fire?

Game Guy: Yes! Correct!! :D Tippi, what happens if you touch Fire?

Tippi: You burn.

Game Guy: Incorrect, you feel a sting, then you burn!

Tippi: Um...ok...

Game Guy: Hooktail! What is the 27th letter of the alphabet?

Hooktail: N

Game Guy: Correct!

Audience: O-O??

Goombario: How is the answer the letter N?

Game Guy: Shush! Tiny Kong, how big is Chain Chomp?

Tiny Kong: Hey, look! Is that a Shy Girl over there?

Game Guy: WHERE!? WHERE!!

Tiny Kong: -runs to the Mushroom Kingdom, measures a Chain Chomp then runs back to the Weakest Link game building-

Game Guy: I didn't see no Shy Girl...

Tiny Kong: It was probably just a Boo. Anyways, the answer is 20 feet wide, and 30 feet tall.

Game Guy: Correct!! Shy Guy, what is a parakeet?

Shy Guy: fiefneifjheghgbrgnrtu!

Game Guy: Correct!! Mega Bob-omb, how many stars are in the sky?

Mega Bob-omb: QUIET!! THIS IS A LIBRARY!!

Game Guy: Incorrect!! The answer was "QUIET!! THIS IS AN OBSERVATORY!!"

Goombella: How is that the correct answer!?

Game Guy: It just is! Let's leave it at that! Navi, how many times should you shoot a werewolf?

Navi: Once if it's a silver bullet.

Game Guy: Correct!! Omochao, am I a Male or Female?

Omochao: Male, obviously!!

Game Guy: Incorrect!! I am neither as the programmers didn't give me a Gender!! Now, it is time for you to vote for the Weakest Link!!

Goombella: Mega Bob-omb for obvious reasons.

Koops: Omochao for his annoyance.

Yoshi: Mega bob-omb!

Vivian: Game Guy

Bobbery: Game Guy

Goombario: Game Guy

bombette: Goombario, for missing my question!

Parakarry: BANK!!

Bow: Game Guy

Watt: Game Guy

Lakilester: Game Guy

Tippi: Game Guy

Hooktail: Navi, the little blue idiot...

Tiny Kong: Mega Bob-omb for getting his buttermilk all over me!

Shy Guy: fgdhgduigdjgfredgedife

Mega Bob-omb: I WILL THROW YOU OUT IF I HAVE TO IF YOU CAN'T BE QUIET!!

Navi: No one!!

Omochao: Subway, EAT FRESH!!

Game Guy: OK! Here are the results: We have 3 votes for Mega bob-omb, 1 for Omochao, 1 for Goombario, 1 for Navi, 1 vote for BANK!!, 1 vote for Subway and 7 votes for me! Ok, it is decided! The Weakest Link is...Lakilester!!

Lakilester: WHAT!? BUT I DIDN'T GET ANY VOTES THOUGH!!

Game Guy: SEND IN THE CHAIN CHOMPS!!

Lakilester: Oh, man! -gets chased by Chain Chomps- AHHH!! EEK!! WOAH OHOH OH!!

Game Guy: Well this concludes Round 4!! We'll be right back after this commercial break!! Yay!!

End!

How did you like it this time? Yeah, I've turned things around A LOT...