Hi Bonjour if your reading this your probably after chapter 4 of if Harry potter met us unfortunately I fell like typing this so you may have to wait a tiny while or scroll down if you wanna hurt a little persons like me's feelings This chapter is written by Rusty the last one was written by Moonbeam but we failed to mention that but now you know except for those evil people that scrolled down XP anyway this chapters going to be about robin dying cos he got killed? No wait wrong notes ah ha here it is fetch dog from grandmas! DAM BRB! XFew minutes laterX he he the dogs here old note ah now this is the right one! MUHA YOU HAVE TO READ AND FIND OUT ah well that's an interesting note yet still it gives me no clue what to write…
ANYWAY ON WITH EL STORYO
Disclaimer: ive wasted enough of your time already if I do own it I would be in a swimming pool with a floating laptop and a cold glass a cola!
Chapter 4
"Explain again why I need to do this?" asked Moonbeam who was holding Megan's arse open with a pair of tongs
"Because I need to get my hands in!" said Hagrid the third time then bending down he began to pull wolfy out when
"Ew he's feeling her arse!" said Rusty and both fell about laughing while Hagrid stared on annoyed
Then suddenly there was a knock on the door. Hagrid groaned and just to get some peace and quiet for five minutes he knocked the two out and shoved them outside on the pumpkin patch along with the four dogs then went to open the door.
"Harry, Ron, Hermione! Come in come in av a cuppa!" said Hagrid showing them in
"Hi Hagrid how's your holiday been?" asked Hermione sitting down on the chair nearest the table so she could lean against it Harry and Ron went round the table to the other side.
"Nothing overly exciting" said Hagrid thinking of the two insane people parked in his pumpkin patch
"Oh Dumbledore said at the feast that you might have some trouble on your hands?" said Hermione straightening up
"Err yea" and using his really fast thinking brain Hagrid grabbed Megan from outside and put her next to fang
"Its fangs girlfriend err yea fangs girlfriend yea fangs girlfriend!" exclaimed Hagrid
"Err are you alright Hagrid I mean you said that 3 times?" asked Ron looking at Megan sideways
"Err yea just a shock see" explained Hagrid wiping sweat of his brow at the exact same time as a rat
But not any rat a filthy keniving shitty rat. Well how Harry would describe him anyway
"Ooooooohhhh master be so pleased I found them yes they are my precious rings... No wait I mean prisoners yes prisoners!" Muttered wormtail as he was dragging the two across the naked forest? No wait it's called dark forest? I don't remember it's the naked forest now!
After awhile of being dragged over rocks and twigs our two mental patients finally woke up realising they where being dragged by there shoes (very east to deduct as there shoes where slowly falling of)
Nodding to each other they grabbed the nearest load of branches and attached them to there shoelaces and slowly very slowly so slowly in fact that well I dunno anyway there where free to do what they wanted. Well not really they where stuck in the middle of the naked forest alone but definitely not naked unless you count the loss of a shoe.
"Ok where here in what ever this place is! With a freak that sounds like Gollum and god knows what else!" said Rusty looking like a flamingo on one leg
"Err calm down we will get outta here yea calm down RUSTY CALM DOWN" shouted Moonbeam shaking Rusty
"What's up with you?" asked Rusty hopping away
"I dunno I just don't like naked trees!" said Moonbeam looking round and wringing her hands
"Ok…Because that's not strange!" said Rusty also looking around then out of the corner of her eye noticed something
"Hey what's that?" Asked Rusty pointing it out to Moonbeam
"A deer on Drugs?" replied Moonbeam shrugging
"No I think it's a senator?" said Rusty then both looked at each other and collapsed laughing
(Its meant to say senator by the way you know the people!)
"Why be you inferior beings laughing about?" asked one that had appeared suddenly behind them
Both looked at him then burst out laughing again
"I said explain your selves!" he yelled as the herd advanced on them
"We—would---but---gotta---run!" gasped Moonbeam between giggles and both of them ran The Centaurs close behind
Running as fast as they could they ran round trees, logs, blue cars and the occasional dark lord WAIT DARK LORD!
Rusty and Moonbeam braked hard and stopped
"Err Hi we just gotta do this!" and with one swift Kick Malfoy was in extreme pain
"Goodbye" they both said in unison and ran closely followed but some Centaurs a couple of Minions and a Possum
Still running and straying ahead by about 4 meters glancing behind them quickly they turned back and hit something hard and pink
Looking up slowly they saw that it was a giant's leg
"Err hi?" said both well aware that 4 wands and god knows how many arrows where pointed at them
Grunting the massive giant bent down and picked up the two and lobbed them away
"Where blasting of Again!" yelled Rusty
"Wrong show Rusty" said Moonbeam
"Now I knew that but…" SAMSH BANG WALLOP
And with a spectacular entrance of smashing though the window behind the staff table and landing in someone's dinner
"Err Moonbeam?" asked Rusty not moving just sprawled on the table
"Yea" replied Moonbeam also sprawled with her head in mashed potato
"I have glass in my arse"
"The world really wanted to know that"
Throughout there conversation the great hall was silent until professor McGonagall got up from the staff table and walked towards them
"Are you alright?" there was a silence until both sat up at exactly the same time and pointed at Professor McGonagall
"POKE!"
"What sorry?"
"POKE" and moving forwards they poked her then began chasing her round the great hall. Until
"Proccifficus Totalis!" chanted Hermione and Moonbeam fell backwards onto the floor
Rusty now acting like some sort of gorilla ran down the Gryffindor table then sat down on a pudding right in front of Hermione
"You BI-OTCH!" yelled Rusty right in her ear and turning round and picking up the cake began throwing it at her
"Hey what?" was all Hermione could manage before her mouth was full of cake. When Rusty had finished she looked like the cake and then finishing it of added a cherry to the top.
Ron who was behind her went to hit her but Rusty turned around and showed him the ready handful of jelly. Ron sat down again hurriedly
Then a shout from across the hall
"Oi weasel I should change your name Chicken would be more suitable!" then with skill Moonbeam who had been unfrozen by a nice Hufflepuff grabbed a handful of lemon blamonge and with deadly accuracy hit him straight on the forehead
Ok Moonbeams turn next!
BUTTON POKE IT WITH URE MOUSE!
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