A/N: So I recently saw Sweeney Todd, and absolutely loved it. Then knowing that Chris had written a spoof on it...well I just had to do something! So here's that short little something. Hope you like it!
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, Sweeney Todd, or Shirley Todd.
Blaine and Kurt were sitting next to each other on the floor in Kurt's single room at Dalton, leaning against Kurt's bed. Kurt's laptop was on the floor in front of them, on which they were watching the movie version of Sweeney Todd. They had both seen the movie multiple times, so they were able to sing along as they watched. It was never spoken between them, but Blaine had been singing Sweeney Todd's parts, and Kurt, who was taking on the role of Mrs. Lovett had just finished singing an amazing rendition of 'The Worst Pies In London.'
"Wow" Blaine laughed as Kurt held out the last note. "That was really good."
"Why thank you! I do have some...experience with it." Kurt smiled.
"Experience?"
"I may or may not have played a Mr. Lovett in 'Shirley Todd.'"
Blaine laughed again, "Shirley Todd?"
Kurt sighed, as he contemplated telling Blaine this or not. Oh well, here goes nothing. "I went to this camp once, where you write a play of some sort, and then perform a scene from it at the end of the camp. I asked, and was granted permission to write a spoof of Sweeney Todd which I called Shirley Todd. It's basically the same story, except all the roles are reversed, and it's a bit...funnier. At the end of the camp I performed 'The Worst Pies in London,' as Mr. Lovett."
"Oh I would've loved to see that."
"Well, you got to hear me sing, that's as close as you're gonna get." Kurt smiled.
"Fair enough. I'm sure you made a wonderful Mr. Lovett."
Kurt just smirked. "So, you got any camp horror stories?"
"Well...I was a camp counselor last summer." Blaine replied.
"Really now? What were you in charge of?"
"Oh you know, the usual camp stuff...canoeing, campfire songs, lanyards..."
Kurt thought for a moment, "I can't really see you as a counselor..." he laughed.
Blaine gasped playfully, "I was an amazing counselor!"
"Mmhmm..."
"I was! I loved all my little campers! And I made sure they didn't throw rocks at each other...or play with matches..."
"Oh very important skills to learn."
"They most certainly are!"
Kurt just nodded in agreement as he sang the last couple of notes of 'Poor thing' that Mrs. Lovett was currently singing.
Blaine smiled and interrupted him with "No! Will no one have mercy?"
They looked at each other and burst out laughing, as Kurt moved just a little bit closer Blaine for the remainder of the movie.
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