Danny Phantom/Supernatural: "Shut up it was like five minutes!"

"Salt," Sam repeated. "They trapped you with salt."

Danny sighed. "Yeah."

"And it actually worked. Salt."

"I know!" he threw up his arms. "Wait until I tell my parents their years of ghost-research were outdone by a condiment."

"So what then?" Tucker grinned. "They tried to exercise you with a blend of herbs and spices?"

"That's the thing, they weren't really sure what to do with me. It's like the fact that I wasn't acting like some murder-happy poltergeist threw them off, or something. The big one started acting all nice trying to convince me that I was 'dead', and 'confused' and I should try to 'move on' or some other such nonsense."

"If you do cross over, could you come back and tell us which afterlife it is?" Sam asked. "Because I got money on Valhalla."

"It's not funny Sam, these guys were serious nutters! They were talking about digging up my corpse so they could salt and burn my bones. I'm just lucky they decided to leave the room to talk so I could slip away."

"Incidentally," she said, "how long did it take for you to figure out you could just turn back into a human and step out of the salt?"

"Longer than I'd rather admit."