It was already night when they finally found a shelter. "F**king Kakuzu! Are you too f**king cheap to get an f**king hotel!?" Hidan shouted angry. The cave was cold. Hidan hated the cold. "Its f**king cold!" he muttered mad. Kakuzu looked at him. This was the moment… He walked over to Hidan, and sat right beside him. Their legs brushed, and Hidan looked up, curious what the other was doing. "What the h*** Kakuzu! What the f**k are you doing!?" he asked still angry about how cheap Kakuzu was. "I'm warming you dobe." The simple answer was. "F**K! I DON'T F**KING NEED YOUR F**KING WARMTH! YOU F**KER!!" Hidan screamed. Kakuzu looked disgusted by how many times Hidan could say f**king in one sentence. He sat closer, and then… Their lips brushed together. Hidan's eyes widened and he wanted to pull the stitched ninja away, but Kakuzu was much stronger than the pink eyed immortal. His tentacles came out pinning Hidan to the hard cold wall. "K-kakuzu! W-what the f**k!" Hidan said when Kakuzu broke the kiss. "Did you like it?" Kakuzu asked, but before Hidan gave his answer, Kakuzu licked Hidan's neck, making Hidan moan. Why is he doing this? Hidan though very afraid for what was coming next…
Crying and broken Hidan tried to stand, but the pain in his legs was unbearable. "Why?" he muttered to Kakuzu who looked up smirking. "To shut you up. At least two days." he said coldly. "O-only to shut me up!?" Hidan asked in unbelief. He tried to grab his pants who lay a little further. Kakuzu saw him trying and laughed. He finally, finally made it!! He though in himself.
*flashback no jutsu*
He saw again the pink eyes of the smaller man filled with fear. Tears forming in the corners. "Why? Why Kakuzu?! I trusted you! I though you was only teasing me when you said you wanted to kill me!" That was what Hidan said to him, not trying to hide his tears who were now falling down his small pale face. And then he said something what touched Kakuzu in one of his 5 hearts. "I thought you where my friend..!" Kakuzu had laughed and said: "That's naïve of yours! First you trusted me, en you also though I was your friend. You're not worth to go free. Even if you pay me all the money of the world." That probably was a lie, but he didn't care. He loved to see Hidan like this. Like a dog under him. (You know what I mean haha!) Hidan had begged him for the first time in his whole immortal life probably. But Kakuzu didn't care at all. He raped him coldly and then throw him away like some toy.
*end flashback no jutsu*
At the main time Hidan managed to grab his pants and tried to put them on. He felt dirty, and he was. Inside and outside. Tears leaking from his eyes. The salty flavor still in his mouth. Kakuzu said he had to swallow it all. Hidan did it, scared of Kakuzu. Scared for once in his life! He didn't wanna think about what happened a few minutes ago, but he saw all the things Kakuzu did to him in his head… Only to shut you up. At least two days… Could Kakuzu really be that cold..?!
Deidara and Tobi's mission:
It was dark. They didn't find a hotel in time, so they were some kind of shelter. It was cold, and dark. Deidara didn't like dark. "I-its dark, isn't it, un?" he said with a shaky voice. "Sempai! Are you afraid of the dark??" Tobi asked stupid as always. "NO!" Deidara said angry at Tobi, as always. Tobi believed his sempai. He tried to sleep. Deidara also tried to sleep. Tried, but failed. Then Tobi stood up. It happened all of sudden and Deidara gave a little yelp. "!!! Oh.. I-it's you Tobi.." Tobi didn't respond, but he lied next to Deidara. "Huh? Tobi?" "You like it having me close, huh, Dei-chan?" a deep voice asked. Tobi's voice was deeper than always. Deidara shivered by hearing that voice. "W-what, un?!" he asked suspiciously. But Tobi didn't respond. He looked at Deidara, lied a little closer, and then he lied upon Deidara. "!! Tobi!" Deidara yelped. "Shj… Don't be afraid, Dei-chan…" the deep voice answered. Why does he call me Dei-chan?! Deidara though while trying to push Tobi away. "Who are you? What have you done to Tobi?! Give him back!" Deidara said scared. "Listen… I am Madara, and I'm in Uchiha Obito's body. Most of the time it's Obito who respond to you, but now it's my turn…" he said like an professional evil lord. (maybe he is?) "Oh. I don't care." Deidara said re-founding his strength. "Go off me now, un!" "Maybe I have no intention in doing what you said…" Tobi/Madara/Obito/evil lord said coldly unbuttoning Deidara's cloak.
He didn't know how, but he managed to run away from that creepy Madara. He was only in his pants, and the air of the night was cold and hurts his skin. "Man, never thought Tobi could be so creepy, yeah…" Deidara muttered to himself. "Where am I supposed to go now?" Then he saw a little figure sitting behind a tree. That person looks familiar… Who is it..? he thought while walking closer. Then he saw who it was and his heart bumped up in his chest. Hidan! "Hey!! Hidan!" Deidara screamed through the forest. Hidan looked up, afraid. Who is that?! Whoever it is, he has to stay quiet! Hidan looked around. "Shj!" he hissed. "Deidara be silent!" Deidara looked at him. He was soo right! What if Tobi found him here! "Where's Kakuzu?" he whispered. Hidan looked around, obviously scared. He looked up at Deidara with his pink eyes wide open from shock. His white hair was messed, and he looked pale. "W-what happened to you, un?!" Deidara asked not realizing he looked almost the same. "K-kakuzu… He f**king r-raped me..!" Hidan said with fear, anger and sadness in his voice. Deidara looked at him. He never had seen Hidan like this. "And what the f**k happened to you?!" "Err… Yeah Tobi is Madara, un and he almost raped me too… But I managed to run away… Un, yeah, un… before he could take my, yeah… virginity… un…" Deidara said. When he was embarrassed he didn't know what to say. "…." "…." "I think we f**king have to find a shelter…" Hidan said. Yeah, un…" Deidara said. And they walked away. Both almost crying…
The next day when they woke up, they saw they were in a cave. (again) They lay next to each other. "f**k!" Hidan said. "Un, what is it.." Deidara said sleepy. "ATCHOOM!!" "You are only in your f**king pants! Couldn't you f**king tell me?! You f**ker! Now you f**king cached a cold!!" Hidan yelled with concern in his voice. "Huh, un..?" *sniff* "Oh yeah, un… ATCHOOM!!" "F**k, come on. We're heading to the f**king lair. Then you can f**king warm you. And we can take a… shower…" *sigh* "f**k…" Hidan said disappointment in his voice. "shj… un" Deidara said hugging Hidan. "Hey! Let f**king go of me, before you f**king get me also sick!" "Gomen, un!" Then they stood up and walked away to the Akatsuki hideout.
