Not Another X-Men Parody! Part IV: In Which It All Goes Wrong, and Act One Ends!

Disclaimer in part one

Archive:  DDFH, Black Phoenix Queen

Archive Notes:  The end of Act one.  When posted please post parts 1-4 as one act.  Thanks.

 *  Songs are the original work of the author, the characters belong to someone else, kinda   *

Previously:  Mustard Streaks and the Weanieman were taken to Xavier's Excellent Accommodations, Dr. Jean Fraudian and the Wonderboy had a fight, Kitty had one line, and the Lonesome Crooner broke into the grounds………

"I'll tell you why I'm here.  And the Lonesome Crooner sang again…"

"I have no time to sit and whine

about the memories, we both know

But time is cruel and marches on

and leaves us empty handed.

Charles:

Lonesome, where are you going? 

What are you doing?

Have you forsaken me?

Lonesome:

Twas I who was left out in the cold!

You built your school, and took the children

Your little family survived 

all the while, I was dying inside

Charles:

We parted ways, we had no choice

You wanted the world

and I'm a pac-ifist

There was nothing else to say

Weanieman:

Would you two stop crying

and get to the freaking point? 

Lonesome:

I'm a bad guy, that's what I am!

I'm nasty and mean and ruthlessly cruel

I kidnap little girlies

and use them to stop the world

I've said too much of my plan, I fear that I must jet!

However, you've got telepaths, you'll figure it out yet!

The meeting was lovely and Charles I love you 

but now we say goodbye! 

Check your bedrooms and your closets

You'll find the missing key

Te hee

Te he, he , heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Without a further note the Lonesome Crooner disappeared with his cohorts with a writhing package flung over the shoulder of one.  It began to wail…

Mustard Streaks:

Please put me down, 

I dislike heights

and I get motion sic-

*   ralphing noise  *  too late.

"That's disgusting!  Onto the search!" 

The Search of the mansion……

"The kids are all present and accounted for sir."  the boy wonder said.

"And the goats?" 

"All in the bedroom."   Dr. Fraudian said, looking a little flushed.

"The pheasants?"  Charles asked.

"With the chickens, sloth, and eye of Wisteria" the Enegmatic one stated rapturously.

"There is one that's missing"  the Weanieman began in a voice that shook with anguish.

"Who?  We have the farm animals, and the kids, who'd be gone?"

"The only one with hair of that shade." 

"Mustard Streaks!"  Everyone chimed in together. 

"We've gotta saver her!"  the Weanieman lamented.

"But, how?  The Lonesome crooner has her now.  I'm afraid she's sentenced to DOOM." 

"Wait a minute, he must have left behind clues in his singing.  He always gives himself away!"  the Wonderful Leader boy said excitedly. 

" He said something about kidnapping little girlies and using them to end the world!" 

"But what does that mean?" Jean wailed.

"It means he kidnapped the streaked girl, and is going to try and end the world."  Charles explained impatiently.

The Weanieman shot the metal from his arms and said, "Not while these prongs are still standing." 

All was silent…….

To be continued in Act II …….