I do not own Naruto in any way shape or form.
talking: Ya' know
thinking: Ya' know
jutsu: Flying Raijin Jutsu
Tailed Beast talking: Damn you 4th Hokage
Tailed Beast thinking: Damn you 4th Hokage
Chapter 4: Konohamaru, Orientation, and Suvival Exam?
"I...it all makes sence now... the hateful stares, the "Demon" remarks, over pricing everything for me... it all makes perfect sence now." Naruto thought, after Mizuki revealed the truth about Naruto and his connection to the Nine-tails.
"So you see Naruto, no one cares about you! Not even your Iruka sensei! Now die demon fox!" Mizuki yelled as he took one of the giant shuriken from his back and threw it at Naruto.
"Naruto, get down!" Yelled Iruka, as he got up and jumped in between Naruto and the giant shuriken.
"Wh...why?" Naruto asked as he saw Iruka above him, after Iruka had taken the giant shuriken in his back just missing his spinal column right where the red swirl was on Iruka's flak jacket.
"Its' because, like you I had grown up without parents. It seemed like people didn't care that I was alone, so I became the class clown, let my grades drop because of it. I'm sorry, Naruto." Iruka explained. "Naruto, I need you to run, don't let Mizuki have that scroll!" Iruka whispered, so Mizuki couldn't hear.
Naruto did as told and ran, although he didn't know where as he couldn't think straight after being told the truth.
Mizuki had jumped from the tree to the ground about 20 ft behind Iruka. "You know, once he makes up his mind there is no stopping him. He's going to use the scroll and get revenge on this village for all that they put him through." Said Mizuki.
"No. Naruto isn't liKE THAT!" Iruka says, standing up after pulling the shuriken from his back and throwing it at Mizuki, who dodged with little difficulty.
"Hehe, nice try. But its pointless to fight me right now. I'll take care of you after I"m done with the brat." Mizuki claimed, as he disappeared with a "Shunshin Jutsu".
"Hmm, Mizuki has a big mouth. He has made Naruto feel worse than ever now, and his claim maybe true. For both Naruto's and the village's sake I hope its' not" Said the Third Hokage, to himself as he watch Naruto hop from tree to tree in his crystal ball.
"Naruto, we need to get to Lord Hokage. Give me the scroll." Said Iruka, as he caught up to Naruto. The next thing he knew was that he was heading straight to the ground, due to Naruto ramming into him.
"Ho...how did you know? How did you know *poof* that I wasn't Iruka?" Asked Mizuki, who was disguised as Iruka.
"Because, *poof* I'm.. Iruka." Iruka said, disguised as Naruto.
"Hn, not bad Iruka. But why do you insist of protecting him? He is the demon that killed your parents! You know he'll use the scroll to get revenge!" Mizuki stated, frustrated with Iruka at this point.
"Thats true..." Iruka said.
"So its true. Iruka sensei doesn't care about me. No one does." Naruto thought, before hearing everything Iruka has to say.
"...That is what the Nine-tails would do, but that's not what Naruto would do..."
Naruto *gasp*ed.
"... Sure he is clumsy, but he works hard. He tries desperately to fit in, but he never got a fair chance. Either way, Naruto is a very precious student, and a member of the Village Hidden in the Leaves!" Iruka proclaimed.
"Hn, then I'll just take you out first then eh, Iruka!" Mizuki said, as he grabbed his last giant shuriken and prepared to throw it..
Iruka knew he didn't have the energy to dodge it so he closed his eyes to accept his death. Mizuki, just happened to blink just before throwing it, so he didn't see any of what happened next. For the next thing he knew was that he took a hit and was sent flying backwards, with his shuriken flying somewhere behind him into the trees.
Naruto got up and strapped the giant scroll back onto his back, as he took it off earlier to rest, he then, without thinking, he performed the "Flying Raijin Jutsu".It just so happened that when he performed the jutsu both Mizuki's and Iruka's eyes were closed. So Naruto appeared in front of Iruka and charged forward and strike Mizuki just as he opened his eyes.
"Ugh! You damn demon." Mizuki said as he stood up.
"If you ever lay a hand on my sensei, I'll kill you!" Naruto said, now having the scroll at his side.
"Ha, bring it Nine-tailed Fox! I'll take you out in one shot!" Mizuki declared.
"Bring it you bastard, anything you dish out I'll return it a thousand fold." Declared Naruto as he had a cross hand sign. "Multi-Shadow Clone Jutsu".
The clearing was filled with 1000 Narutos. All the Narutos had then attacked Mizuki who was frozen with fear. Meanwhile Iruka was thinking... "Incredible, those aren't just illusions. They're solid clones. Naruto has mastered an incredibly high level jutsu." (If only he knew right? lol)
The Third Hokage was shocked beyond belief. He had just witnessed Naruto perform to very difficult jutsu. First the "Flying Raijin Jutsu" and then the "Multi-Shadow Clone Jutsu", It just didn't seem possible. Yet he had just seen it with his own eyes. Now he just needed to figure out how Naruto knew that first jutsu.
"Oops, I guess I went a little overboard." Naruto said, after his clones dispersed.
"Hey Naruto, come here a minute and close your eyes." Iruka said.
Naruto had done as Iruka said. He could feel Iruka take off his goggles and felt something being put on his forehead. "Iruka sensei, can I open my eyes now?" Naruto asked getting a little impatient.
"Ok, now." Naruto opened his eyes seeing Iruka holding up his goggles. "Congratulations, you graduate." Iruka said, proudly.
"WAHOO!" Naruto yelled, as he jump on Iruka forgetting he was still injured.
"Naruto, I was planning on explaining to you that now that you're a ninja things will be completely different now. But I guess that could wait... after ramen that is." Iruka thought. "C'mon Naruto, let's get the scroll back to Lord Hokage, alright?" Iruka said, wanting to get to the hospital to get his injuries looked at.
"Alright Iruka sensei, but what about him?" Naruto asked.
"We'll take care of the traitor." Said an ANBU, as the squad of 4 revealed themselves. " Lord Hokage, explained the situation and your location. We just now arrived to take away the traitor to ANBU Headquarters." Explained the same ANBU with purple hair.
"I see, then we'll be on our way with the scroll to Lord Hokage right away." Iruka said.
The ANBU just nodded, and let them be on their way.
Once in the Hokage's office Iruka began his report of how Mizuki him that the scroll was stolen, how he found out Mizuki was the mastermind behind the theft, and the fight between Mizuki and Naruto, where Naruto used the "Shadow-Clone Jutsu" that led to his decision to promote Naruto to a Genin.
"I see, very well then you're dismissed. Make sure you go straight to the hospital and get your wounds tended to." The Third ordered.
"Yes, Lord Hokage." Iruka replied, as he bowed and proceeded to follow the orders given to him.
Once Iruka left the Third Hokage activated the security seals in the office in order for his conversation with Naruto to be only between them. "Now Naruto, how did you come across the Fourth Hokage's jutsu?" He asked, bluntly.
"H...How did you know about that old man?!" Naruto asked, stunned that he was asked such a question.
"I saw you perform the jutsu in order to save Iruka, luckily Mizuki blinked otherwise I'd be hearing it from ANBU Headquarters by now. So I ask you Naruto, how did you learn the "Flying Raijin Jutsu"and how did you even come across it in the first place?"
"Oh well, I..I kinda stumbled across the Fourth Hokage's house, the day I got you in pink paint, and it was about to rain. Once I noticed that it was his house, I decided to leave. But then a saw a loose brick in the fire place and when I moved it, there was a scroll. I don't know why, but I took it and when I saw the jutsu I just became determined to master it. It took me like a year though." Naruto explained.
The Third knew that the Fourth was a master as seals, as well as everyone that searched his home as well as his enemies. So it could stand to reason that the Fourth would hide it somewhere a little obvious that wasn't protected the by a seal, no one would expect it. "Huh, well that explains a lot then. He always was considered a genius. Hehe." "Well, then how come you haven't told anyone?" The Third asked, genuinely curious.
"Well I thought I'd get in a lot of trouble if anyone knew that I was even in his house, so I figured I'd be in a lot more if I knew one of his jutsu. I mean I panicked when I Hinata told me she knew, I thought she would've told at leas..." Naruto said, but was interrupted before he could finish.
"Wait a second, how did Hinata figure out you knew this jutsu? And how long has she known?" He asked.
"Well Hinata told me it was because of her Byakugan or whatever." Naruto answered.
"When did she find out?"
"Umm, about eight months ago. The day after I mastered it."
"I can't believe it. Beat by a 12 year old, 11 year old at the time, girl in finding out such a secret about Naruto. I guess I shouldn't be suprised, I mean she follows him almost daily." "Tell me Naruto, do you plan on telling anyone?"
"HUH?! Are you crazy old man, why would I tell anyone?" Naruto asked, astonished by such a question.
"Well for one thing, I think it would be best if your teammates and your Jounin sensei knew. So they know just what you can possibly do to help in dangerous situations." The Third Hokage, explained.
"Hmm, it makes sense I guess. But I don't want to tell anyone I don't trust yet, which is mostly why I didn't tell anyone in the first place." Naruto said.
"So, you trust Hinata then?" Countered Hiruzen.
"Well yea, I mean she knew for months before she asked me the same thing you did old man." Naruto answered.
"I see, well then you're dismissed now. I will leave the judgement up to you when you trust your teammates to tell them about your secret jutsu. But I tell you this, trust is best built from the beginning. You may go now." The Third said, just before deactivating the security seals in his office.
"Alright, see you later old man" Naruto said, as he left.
The next day Naruto was sitting in front of the Third Hokage after his "Ninja Registration" photo was taken. Naruto had on white make-up with various red markings, on his face and hands. The Third Hokage thought he looked more like a clown than a ninja. "Take it again." Was all The Third said.
"What?! Why?" Naruto asked.
"This is so you can be identified as a ninja, not some clown. Look, you can't even tell who it is. And where is your headband?" He explained and asked.
"Oh, I don't want to mess it up before orientation." Naruto answered.
"Fine, but you still have to retake the picture for your 'Ninja Registration'."
"Hmmmm...fine." Naruto said. "But just one more thing." The 3rd gave a confused look. "Sexy Jutsu." That caused the 3rd Hokage to shoot back, via nosebleed.
"That's the "Sexy Jutsu"you say, very tricky." Said the 3rd as he recovered.
Just then the door slid open, and in came a little kid with what looked like underwear on his head with a spiky ponytail sticking out. He had on a yellow shirt and a very long blue scarf. "Old man, I challenge you. I'm going to defeat you and become the Fifth Hoka...arg!" He yelled before he tripped over his own feet.
"Hmm, my grandson. Will he ever learn?" Thought Hiruzen.
"Who is that?" Thought Naruto.
"Oh, where could he have gone this time?" Asked a man to himself as he came running down the hall looking in every room. He wore the standard Leaf Jounin outfit, minus the flak jacket. He also wore dark sunglasses, and his headband in a bandanna style.
As the kid got up, believing that someone tripped him, he looked around for the culprit. He spotted Naruto, knowing that it couldn't be his grandfather. "Aha, it was you who tripped me wasn't it?!" The kid said as he got in Naruto's face.
"You tripped over your own feet you dork!" Naruto countered, as he grabbed the kid by the scarf. Just then the man who was running down the hall came in after hearing the commotion, and the first thing he sees is Naruto holding the child he was looking for by the scarf.
*gasp* "The Nine-Tails, of course he is the worst kind of troublemaker there is." The man thought. "You there! Unhand the 'Honorable Grandson' Konohamaru this instant, he is the grandson of the 3rd Hokage!" The man said.
"Huh, the old man's grandson?" Naruto said, to himself.
"Hmpf, he is just like the rest. Won't do anything now that he knows who I am" The kid, now identified as Konohamaru, thought. "Whats wrong, afraid that I'm the 3rd Hokage's grandson?!" Konohamaru said, believing Naruto wouldn't do anything to him now.
"I don't care if he is you grandmother, *pow* believe it!" Naruto said, as he hit Konohamaru on the head. Which almost brought the mysterious man into a fit of hysteria.
A few minutes later, Naruto had left the room. And Konohamaru was receiving a lecture from his tutor, who became identified as Ebisu. "Now listen "Honorable Grandson", you shouldn't pick a fight with that boy. He is way beneath you, even though he deserves it. Now the best and quickest way to becoming Hokage is to listen to me..." At this point Ebisu had looked away from Konohamaru. "...I am your only shortcut, so therefore you should listen to m.. aaahh! Where did he go?!" Ebisu asked, as he looked back towards Konohamaru, only to find him gone.
"I believe he followed after Naruto, only I don't know where." The 3rd informed him.
"He is with Naruto?! That's a disaster!" Ebisu yelled, out in panic. He then left inorder to find Konohamaru.
*Sigh* "How did he turn out like that. Anyway, what am I going to do about Konohamaru? That is his 20th (holy shit) sneak attack today, and being around Naruto almost guarantees that will only make it worse. Naruto wouldn't teach him anything to dangerous, would he?" Thought the 3rd, after Ebisu left the room.
Meanwhile Ebisu was looking for Konohamaru, worried what kind of vile things Naruto was doing to Konohamaru.
"Hey, I know you're following me." Said Naruto, who easily noticed Konohamaru hiding behind a horizontal "fence camo tarp" with his hair coming from the top. "Thats so obvious its pathetic."
"Hn hn. So you saw through my disguise, you're good." Said Konohamaru, as he came from behind his tarp. Konohamaru walks up to Naruto, ponts at him and says, "Alright, I'll be your apprentice and you'll be my master."
"Huh?" Naruto looks at him like he is crazy or something.
"C'mon boss."
"Boss?"
"Yea boss. Boss Boss Boss Boss."
"Hm, I gotta admit I like the sound of that." Naruto says.
"Yea, and you just gotta teach me that "Sexy Jutsu" you used on Grandpa Hokage. Please, please, please, please." Konohamaru begged.
"Hmmm. Alright then, follow me." Naruto said, heading to an empty training ground.
"Alright!" Konohamaru says, following Naruto.
The 3rd Hokage stood atop his tower, staring at the Hokage faces when Iruka showed up. "Lord Hokage, has Naruto redone his "Ninja Registration" photo yet?" Iruka asked.
"Yes." Replied the 3rd.
"I gave Naruto a lecture last night at Ichiraku's, about how his life as a ninja would be different now. But all he seemed to care about was that he was going to be better than all the previous Hokage, and get everyone's acknowledgement." Iruka informed, with a smile on his face.
"Naruto's dream maybe impossible." Stated the 3rd.
"Sir?" Asked Iruka, confused as to where this was coming from.
"12 years ago, when I made the decree that no one was to mention to Naruto about the Nine-Tails inside him. Mostly those who fought the beast know the truth, and many were punished severely. I made it so that the children around Naruto's age don't know anything about Naruto and the Nine-Tails, so that Naruto at least has a fighting chance of coming true. But the older generation hates and fears Naruto with the Nine-Tails, some even believe he is the Nine-Tails and has taken over Naruto's body. The 4th meant for Naruto to be seen as a hero." The 3rd, explained.
"A hero?" Asked Iruka.
"Yes, it was the dying with of the 4th Hokage made just before he died sealing the beast. But because of the older generations hate and fear towards Naruto, that hate and fear has rubbed off on their children as well. Do you know what the ancients said long ago Iruka? It is said that when one's very existence is despised, that the one who is despised can see it in their eyes." Finished the 3rd's explaination.
"My grandpa named me Konohamaru, after the ancient name of the village. So it should be easy to remember. But when people see me, they don't see Konohamaru. All the see is the "Honorable Grandson" of the 3rd Hokage. No one knows who I am. That's why I have to become Hokage, so that people don't keep calling me that." Explained Konohamaru.
"Who is gonna accept a squirt like you as Hokage? No chance if yo..." Naruto was saying before he was interrupted.
"There you are Konohamaru." Said Ebisu as he appeared on a tree branch before Naruto and Konohamaru.
"Ugh... Ebisu sensei." Said Konohamaru, not expecting to see his tutor so soon.
Ebisu jumped down and began walking to Konohamaru. "Now Konohamaru come with me now, we must continue your training."
"NO! I'm gonna be Hokage someday, and I don't need you!" Yelled Konohamaru.
Ebisu stopped. "Konohamaru, being Hokage means being number 1. And you won't ever become that if you continue to hang around scum such as that one." Ebisu says as he stares hatefully at Naruto.
"Ugh.. those eyes. It's really pissing me off with people always staring at me like that with those eyes!" Naruto thought, staring back at Ebisu.
"To be Hokage, one must know over 1000 jutsu. You don't even know 1 jutsu yet, so come with me and let me be your shortcut to being Hokage." Ebisu finished.
That comment irked Naruto, since he didn't believe in shortcuts to becoming Hokage. "I do too know a jutsu!" Proclaimed Konohamaru, who's remark surprised Ebisu. "Take this! "Sexy Jutsu!" *poof* Hi there, like my jutsu?" Konohamaru asked, while transformed into a naked young attractive woman.
*Poof* "Hey, how come he didn't budge?" Asked Konohamaru, when he saw that the jutsu didn't affect Ebisu.
"What kind of scandalous jutsu was that?! I am a gentleman, such a jutsu will never work on me! I am far above it!" Ebisu loudly proclaimed.
As Ebisu began to force Konohamaru away by grabbing his scarf, Naruto was very annoyed that his own creation was insulted like that. So he did what anyone would do. Get payback!
"Shadow-Clone Jutsu"! Naruto yelled, as he created 20 shadow-clones.
"Whoa!" Proclaimed Konohamaru, never seeing so many clones at one time before.
Ebisu stopped once he heard the jutsu being called out. "Hmph! So its true, you can use the "Shadow-Clone Jutsu". But I'm not a pushover like Mizuki." Ebisu said, walking into the middle of the shadow-clones ready to battle Naruto.
"Transform!" Naruto yelled.
Once all the *poof*s of smoke dissipated, there appeared 21 transformed naked female versions of Naruto with pig-tails. All of them immediately gathered and latched onto Ebisu. As a result, Ebisu flew back with a massive nosebleed. *poof* "Ha, take that! "Harem Jutsu!" " Naruto said. once he got his payback.
Meanwhile a certain Hokage has done the same thing. Who recovered a short time later. (Guess who?)
"As I was saying, there is no shortcut to becoming Hokage. And besides, you're gonna have to defeat me in battle before that happens hee hee." Naruto said, with a wide smile pointed toward Konohamaru.
Konohamaru believing what Naruto just said, still didn't like being lectured to. "Ha, as if I need someone like you lecturing me. I'm not going to be your apprentice anymore!" Konohamaru exclaimed.
"Fine by me, I don't have time for you anyway. As of tomorrow, I'm officially a ninja. Ha, anyway see ya around Konohamaru." Naruto replied as he began to leave the training ground.
Konohamaru, happy that someone finally called him by his name, saluted toward Naruto. Who simply held his hand up, acknowledging the gesture.
The 3rd Hokage looked on in his crystal ball smiling at the image before him. "I just wish he didn't use that "Harem Jutsu"!" Thought the 3rd.
The next morning at orientation, Naruto was grinning like crazy while his head was on his crossed arms. "Hey Naruto, what are you doing here? This is for graduates only not drop-outs." Asked Shikamaru, once he noticed that Naruto was here after he failed the Graduation Exam.
"Open up your eyes Shikamaru, I'm wearing a regulation headband." Said Naruto, as he sat up an pointed with his thump at the headband he got from Iruka.
Shikamaru was surprised to see a headband on Naruto's forehead. He knew Naruto failed, but thought it was too much a drag to find out how he was here. So he let it be.
Just then they heard Ino and Sakura come bursting into the room, arguing about who made it first. Naruto had taken a break from asking Sakura out for a while now. Not that she noticed at all. But Naruto just didn't feel the same about her anymore after that day he got to know Hinata a bit. As far as he knew, she was a lot nicer than Sakura. He, although he is still oblivious to her feelings for him, believes he just might like Hinata now. But he Knew that Hinata said that she was from a clan, which practically meant she was like royalty compared to him. So even IF she might like him at all, they would have to keep it a secret somehow. But first and foremost, he would have to find out is she was even interested. And he was afraid that she might end up hating him because of the Nine-Tailed Fox within him. So he figured that it would be best if he told her that before getting his hopes up. And if she could somehow see past that, then they would have to keep their relationship a secret, and he already had everything figured out just in case. Although he highly doubted it could come to that, but it was worth a try.
Sakura had, in the middle of Naruto's wandering thoughts, had come up to Naruto and... "Move it idiot, I want to sit next to Sasuke!" Sakura yelled as she pushed Naruto out of the way.
Naruto just got up and moved to a different seat, which nobody seemed to notice except Hinata. Soon after Iruka entered the class room and called for the class's attention.
"Good morning class, today you're all officially ninja. As of today you will be divided into 3-man squads lead by your assigned Jounin senseis. Now, lets begin..." Iruka began listing squad numbers and the Genin assigned to said squads, nobody paying attention till they heard they're name called. Eventually Iruka came down to squad 7.
"Squad 7, Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno,..." Sakura groaned. "...and Sasuke Uchiha. Led by Kakashi Hatake." Sakura cheered, and Naruto groaned that he was teamed up with the brooding emo of the class. Meanwhile Hinata was disappointed that she wasn't on the same squad as Naruto. (Bet you thought that Naruto and Hinata were gonna be on the same team right?)
"Squad 8,..." Iruka continued. "...Hinata Hyuga, Kiba Inuzuka (who now had a white puppy on his head named Akamaru), and Shino Aburame. Led by Kurenai Yuhi."
"Squad 9 is still in rotation. Squad 10, Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, and Choji Akamichi. Led by Asuma Sarutobi. Well thats it." Iruka declared as he finished reading off the team assignment list.
There were various complaints around the room, mostly involving many girls not being on the same team as Sasuke. "Iruka Sensei, why does a great ninja like me have to be on the same team as that bore Sasuke?" Naruto asked.
"Sasuke had the highest scores, so in order to create a balanced team we had to place the best student with the worst student. That student being you, Naruto." Iruka explained.
"Just make sure you don't get in my way loser." Said Sasuke. A boy with dark blue hair, with 2 bangs framing his face and the back looking like a duck's ass. He wore a blue shirt, with a white and red fan on the back, tan shorts and sleeves covering his forearms that had blue hems.
Meanwhile the Jounin were gathered around in the 3rd's office looking through the crystal ball on the desk.
A few hours later, after the break they had after Iruka named off the team assignments, Naruto was getting frustrated. "Ugh! How come our sensei is the only one who isn't here yet? I mean even Iruka sensei is gone." Naruto asked. So he does what he does best, pull pranks.
Naruto grabs chalk board eraser and places it between the door frame and the door. "Naruto, what are you doing?" Sakura asks.
"Thats what he get for being late, ha!" Naruto replies.
*Sigh* "Well I had nothing to do with it if he asks so..." "OH, I love stuff like this!" Inner Sakura yells in Sakura's head.
"Our sensei is a Jounin. Do you honestly think he'll fall for something like that?" Sasuke asks, seeming uninterested.
Just then the door opens and the eraser falls on the Jounin's head. The Jounin wore the standard Leaf uniform with his headband covering his left eye,and metal plated gloves, and he had gravity defying silver hair.
"AHAHAHAHA! I got you good, AHAHAHAHAHA!" Naruto said as he laughed.
"I'm so sorry sensei, I told him not to. I would never do something like that." Yes! Direct hit!" Said/thought Sakura/Inner Sakura, respectively.
"I this really a Jounin? He seem highly unreliable." Thought Sasuke.
The Jounin picked up the eraser and said, "Hmm, at first glance, how do I say this? Your a bunch of idiots." That statement cause all 3 to give him an evil glare. "Meet me on the roof."
Once they were all on the roof of the academy, the Jounin began the first team meeting. "I'd like you all to introduce yourselves."
"Huh, introduce ourselves?" Asked Sakura. "How are we supposed to do that?"
"Well, say your name, things you like, things you hate, hobbies, and dreams for the future." Stated the Jounin.
"How about you show us how its done?" Asked Naruto.
"Me, well. My name is Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate, I don't feel like telling you those. As for hobbies, I have lots of hobbies. Dreams for the future, I never really thought about it." So introduced the Jounin, now identified to the Genin as Kakashi.
Sakura looked as Naruto and Sasuke, "So all we really got was his name? How lame." She said.
"You there, your turn." Kakashi said, pointing to Naruto.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I like instant ramen, and ramen from Ichiraku's Ramen. I hate the three minute wait after you pour the water into the instant ramen. My hobbies are training. I my dream is, to become the greatest Hokage. That way everyone will have to start respecting me and treating me like I'm somebody." Said Naruto as he introduced himself.
"Hmm, hes grown in a very interesting way." Kakashi thought. "Ok, you next." He said pointing to Sakura.
"Oh, me? I'm Sakura Haruno. I like...I mean the person I like is (glances at Sasuke). My hobbies are (glances at Sasuke again). My dream for the future is *EEEEEEE*" Squealed Sakura, after glancing at Sasuke yet again.
"Oh boy, girls her age are more interested in boys than ninja training." Thought Kakashi. "Ok, your turn now." He said, pointing at Sasuke.
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate many things, but I don't see how that matters as there is almost nothing I like. I don't really have any hobbies either. I don't have a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and destroy a certain someone." Sasuke declared.
"As I thought." Kakashi thought. "Very well, tomorrow we will begin our first exercise as a team on training ground 7." He said.
"Hey. Hey, what kind of exercise sensei?" Asked Naruto.
"Hnhnhnhnhnhnhn" Chuckled Kakashi.
"Whats so funny? That was a normal question." Sakura said.
"Its funny, because if I told you you're not going to like it." Kakashi explained.
"Huh?" Asked Naruto and Sakura, simultaneously.
"Basically, its a 'Suvival Exercise'."
