Hey guys! Sorry it took so long to update it. It's just that Modern Death's review made me do some thinking. Anyway, to answer your questions', Modern Death,
1. I'm not trying to bash Zelos. Yes, I know I made something bad to him in the second chapter, but it's just makes it funnier. Sorry that you had to read that.
2. The inner spirit is the same thing as the Zelos one. Though, I do took it out from another series. And the bringing other characters from another series is because it makes the story even longer... Well, I hope it's not too long for you guys.
3. Yes, I do have some mistakes on grammars. It's my first time, writing something. Sorry about those mistakes.
If you don't like this story with some parts that is not comfortable for you, then leave.
Well, sorry about this. On with the story.
Disclaimer: I do not own Tales of Symphonia and the other two series.
Chapter 3:
Incoming! Newcomers appeared!
Welcome back to our game! It looks like Raine and Presea's turn are finished, so let's go back to the game! But first, let's make a quick review on last time.
It was Presea's turn and she chose truth. she has to tell the team about who is her one and true love. and her love is... Regal! Unfortunately, Regal doesn't feel the same as her, since he already has Presea's older sister, or should I say younger sister, Alicia. That changed Presea's emotions. Now she hates him for an eternity, much to the ex-president's relief.
Ok! Let's get back, shall we?
"Ok! Who's next? This game is getting all exciting!" asked Zelos, feeling proud of himself that his idea of playing the game Truth or Dare is getting pretty good.
"Wait! Shouldn't we have a little rest first? It's afternoon and I'm staring!" said Sheena while moaning for food.
"That's a good Idea, Sheena. We should all take a rest and then we'll continue our game." said Raine.
"Ok. One little lunch and it's back to our game!" said Zelos, who's also getting hungry.
"Alright! I'll have a turkey, a couple of fishes ad drinks, a ramen, a big, and I mean, VERY big omelette, three sandwiches and... I'll just have one of everything!" said Lloyd, with drools over food.
"Uhh... Lloyd? I don't have that kind of food, you know?" said Zelos, reminding Lloyd of something and sweatdropped.
"Yeah, we don't have the ingredients for the foods." said Sheena.
"Well, let's go outside and find some more!" shouted Lloyd.
"Uhh... Lloyd? You're forgetting that we can't get out of Meltokio. And I don't think that the town have the foods you want." said Genis.
"Well? Then I'll just... Uhh..." It took him a few minutes to think of something. And at last, he found it, and it's not a pleasant one either. "... I'll just eat you then!" Lloyd growled and came behind Genis, grabbed his arm and tries bitting it.
Genis looked at him with fear and grasped Lloyd's hands and ran behind Raine. "HELP!!! There's a hungry, stupid, red, stupid, carnivourus... stupid man trying to eat me!!!" He whined.
"Lloyd! Stop scaring Genis! Or else, I'll throw an eraser or a chalk at you!" ordered Raine while glaring at Lloyd.
"I can't help it! I must eat something, fast!" Lloyd said as he looked around him. Then, unexpectely, he ate a chair that is right next to him. The team looked at him with quite a surprise and scare look on their faces.
"My chair! It cost me a thousand gald!" said Zelos. Lloyd then ate a sofa, which is on the left side of the window. "My sofa! It cost me five thousands!" Lloyd found a makeup set and devored it whole. "NOOOO!!! NOT MY MAKEUP SET!!!!"
"You wore a makeup?" asked Sheena, who got her suspicious look.
Zelos, realizing what he said, tries to think of something. "Uhh... No. It was... uhh... my sister's! Yeah! My sister's!"
"Really?" she asked again, still got her suspicious look.
Lloyd then ate the mat of the living room. "NO! It cost me 1500 galds!" yelled Zelos. Lloyd then ate the window drapes. "5310!" He ate the coffee maker that is in the kitchen. "AH... well, actually, that was a gift."
"But do you still need one?" asked Sheena.
"NOOOOOO!!!"
"Aargh! MUST... FIND... FOOD!!!" shouted Lloyd.
"Lloyd, calm down! We'll find some food for you!" said Raine.
"But I cannot live without food! It's all your fault, Zelos! You're the one who trap us in this horrible place!"
"Well, there goes my "Yay! My idea worked!" celebration." said Zelos as he threw out the celebration card out of his pocket.
"I WANT FOOD!!! If you can't bring me food, I'll eat you alive!" yelled Lloyd.
Sheena walked towards Lloyd and lay her hands on his shoulders. "Calm down, Lloyd."
"NO! I won't calm down until I-" The next thing he knew was that Sheena pulled him and place his head on her chests... Why?
"It's ok... We'll get you some food, if you just rest your head on my chests." She said sweetly while rubbing his head.
Lloyd was silent. It took him a few seconds to find some words. "Uhh... Ok." He said while blushing.
Sheena smiled at Lloyd as she continued rubbing his head. She didn't suspect a simple blond angel glaring at her. 'No way! I'm the one who's suppose to calm him down and rest his head on my chests! I'll show her what a real girl can do!' Colette immediately pushed Sheena off of Lloyd.
"Hey! What was that for?!" shouted Sheena.
It is now Colette's turn to rest Lloyd's head on her chests. "Lloyd, I will get you some food. I promise you."
"Uhh... Colette?" asked Lloyd
"Yes, my sweet, handsome Lloyd?"
"Your chests are kinda flat. I rather like Sheena's chests."
"WHAT?!?!" Colette is now in a deep shock. How could she has flat chests while Sheena has a big, round chests? "No way! Is this because I'm called the Ironing Board?! That's it! I don't want to called an Ironing Board! I want to be called "WOW!" like Sheena!"
"But that doesn't help you to have big chests like Sheena." stated Regal.
"WAAAAAH!!!" cried Colette.
"Don't worry! You always have me, Colette!" said Zelos, being perverted that is.
"No way! I want Lloyd!"
"Ok, thus, it ends my relationship with Colette."
"And I thought you're called the casanova of the party, Zelos." said Regal.
"Yeah? Well, you got a stupid title of... uhh... "God of the Kitchen"!"
"You take that back! At least I don't have the title of "Archeological Mania"!"
"Hey! That's my title!" shouted Raine.
"Well, at least I don't have the title of "Chicken"!" shouted Colette.
"Listen, just because I left the battle 50 times doesn't mean that I chikened out! At least I don't have the title of "Naruto is the best! NaruSaku is an awesome pairing and Anko is as hot as Sheena!"!" shouted back Sheena.
"Uhh... Sheena? That's not a title."
"Huh? What do you...? Wait, when did that title came out of?" Sheena obtained the title of "Naruto is the best! NaruSaku is an awesome pairing and Anko is as hot as Sheena!" "Hey! I did not wanted that title!" Too late! You just said it! "Dammit!"
"Ok, let's stop the fighting and let's start the cooking already! Genis, you're gonna help me on this one, alright?" asked Zelos.
"Ok! Leave it to me!" said Genis.
"Wait, let me do it. I'm an extraordinairy cooker." said Raine.
"Uhh... That won't be necessary, Raine. I think you're tired after your dare." said Zelos.
"I'm not tired. I just want to do some food. Just let me-" But she can't finish her sequence when Zelos quickly said something.
"She's yawning! Regal, Presea, take her to the room! Stat!" Regal and Presea both grabbed Raine from the behind and quickly dragged her upstairs.
"Hey! What are you doing?! Don't you realized what are you dealing with?! I'm Raine Sage! The Archeological Mania and a Lloyd fangirl!!!... Wait, when did that part came out of my mouth?"
As Raine is gone, Zelos and Genis got in the kitchen to cook stuff. "Don't worry, my friends! Because I'm gonna make the finest food of all Meltokio!"
"I'm helping you, you know." said Genis.
"Shut up, brat."
Meanwhile, the six people are walking around Meltokio, finding some stuffs about the area.
"Cool! This town got everything! Weapons, foods, armors, foods, colisseum, foods, castle, foods, science and... well, foods!" said the red headed swordman.
"We get it. It saids here that it's "The greatest town of all Tethe'alla, where they existed a king, a princess and a chosen one."" readed the blond swordman on the sign.
"Wait. Read the last part." said the singer.
""A chosen one""
"No, the other one."
""A princess"?"
"No! The other one!"
""Where they existed a king"?"
"NO! The first one that is before the others!"
"..."The greatest town of all"?" The singer is fuming mad. She grabbed the blond swordman's arms, making the swordman pretty afraid. "AHHH!!!"
"Let's see... Tethe'alla? What is this?"
The red swordman readed the sign too. "Wait a minute... Is Tethe'alla the name of the town or is this the name of the world!?"
The colonel walked towards the sign and readed it too. "Hmm... It seems that this name is the world's name."
"What?! How can you be so sure?!" asked the princess.
"Read the bottom of the sign." said the colonel.
The party looked at the bottom and sees a sign that saids "Tethe'alla, the florishing world of all." "Oh." said dumply the team.
"Wait, that means... We're not in Auldrant anymore?!" shouted the red swordman.
"I'm afraid so." said the colonel.
"Urgh! I should have known that the young girl pointed us the wrong way! We're in another world!" said the princess.
"Speaking of which, has anyone see the little girl?" asked the blond swordman.
The team looked around them and see that the young girl is no where to be found. "That's strange... She supposed to be with us. I wonder where she went." said the red swordman.
"WHAT?!?! What do you mean you don't want to give me your money?!?!" They heard a shouting that is inside the castle.
The team sweatdropped. "Oh no. Not again." they said at the same time.
They ran to the castle to see if the girl is inside, but the two guards are guarding the gate of the castle. "Halt! Who are you people?" asked one of the guards.
"Excuse me, but did a little girl with two ponytails and a doll came inside the castle?" asked the singer.
"A little girl?" said the guard.
"With two ponytails?" said the other guard.
"Nope, we haven't." said the guards.
"Huh? Maybe she's not in there at all. Let's go, guys. We have to find her." stated the red swordman.
"Wait. We're not going anywhere." said the colonel.
"What do you mean?" asked the singer.
"If I knew her well, she's the sneakiest of the sneak. She must have snuck out of the guards."
"She can do that? When did you know she snuck up on them?" asked the princess.
"That's when she TRIED to peek at me while I'm in the shower! And she didn't even open the door, since I locked the door to the bathroom!"
"She... what?" said the team.
"Whoa! She is sneaky... and a pervert." said the blond swordman. "And that's the reason why I don't like girls."
"Because of your gynophobia?" asked the princess.
"No, because they always snuck on me and tries to seducely rape me."
"When did that happened?" asked the red swordman.
"Since I was ten, when I fell asleep without some clothes on."
"You fell asleep without clothes in your childhood?"
"Yep."
'That's disgusting."
"It sure is."
"Anyway, can you let us pass? We came here for the girl." said the singer.
"Sorry, but the king saids to guard the gate from unwanted visitors." said the guards.
"But you can have sex with this pretty young lady, gentlemen." said the colonel as he grabbed the princess and move her towards the guards.
"Huh?! Colonel, what are you doing?!" yelled the princess.
"I'm trying to get us in the castle, so I'm planning to get the guards to have sex with you." whispered the colonel.
"But I'm way to young for this!"
"You're a lot older now, you can have sex if you want to."
"Colonel, if father finds out about this, he'll chop off your head!"
"Don't worry, I am the fonic artes specialist. I can be escape from the depths of the gods."
"Why am I the only person to get torture on?! I don't want to be a slut!" cried the princess.
"That's a shame, because you're gonna get rape here." He turned back to the guards. "So, it's a deal? You let us pass and we'll give you the lady, for you to have sex with."
"Sorry, I'm gay." said one of the guards.
"You're... what?" asked the blond.
"He's gay. Chris Gayer is a gay bastard and a fan of the Pope." said the other guard.
"I'm not a fan of the Pope! I am not in love with him!" yelled the gay guard.
"Then stop being gay and be straight!"
"I cannot! Being gay is my whole entire life! I will not become straight even if I want to!"
"Then you'll have a bastard child."
"Shut up!"
They continued arguering for a whole lot of time, when they heard the king shouted from the inside. "Guards! Open the gate!"
They stopped arguering and said at the same time "Yes, your majesty!" They opened the gate and an obvious little girl was send flying throught the gate. She fell on her butt.
"Close the gate!" The guards quickly closed the gate.
"You can't do this to me! I'm the most cute girl everyone has ever seen!" yelled the little girl as the gate closed tightly.
"What are you doing inside the castle?" asked angrily the singer.
"I'm trying to convince the king to give me all his money! But instead, he kicked me out of the castle. Booo!"
"We don't have time for money. Right now, we're not in Auldrant anymore." said the red swordman.
"We're not in Auldrant?"
"No, because of you, we're in another world!" yelled the princess at the little girl.
"Aww! But I'm good at directions!"
"Forget it. Right now, we have to rest so we can filled up our HP and TP." said the colonel.
"Uhh... Sorry to say, but..." said the non-gay guard.
"What?" asked the singer.
"All the hotels are off-limits, because the Pope ordered us to destroy the Inn."
"What?! What kind of Pope is that guy?!" shouted the red swordman.
"A crazy Pope, if you ask me."
"But you can ask the chosen of Tethe'alla to sleep in his mansion." said the other guard.
"The chosen?" asked the blond.
"Zelos Wilder, the chosen of Tethe'alla. Don't tell me you haven't heard of him?"
"No, we haven't"
"Well, damn! No one can't recongnized the chosen's name! He's the most awesome guy I know!"
"You mean, you love him, because you're gay." said the non-gay guard.
"Shut up!"
"Anyway, the chosen's mansion is on the first floor of Meltokio."
"Alright, thanks dude! Thanks to you too, gay dude!" said the red swordman as the team left to go on the first floor.
"You know, you should find a gal in here. Because being gay is... disgusting."
"I don't want to be straight! Gays rules!" shouted the gay guard.
"Chris, you're going to be retarted for the rest of your life."
Meanwhile, back to the Symphonia team, Zelos and Genis have prepared the best foods of all. And it's a Zelos' Special Dining Food. "And our work here is done! Nice job, brat! We did well in this!" said Zelos.
"But I did all the work, you lazy chosen! All you did is rest your back!" shouted Genis.
"Genis, Genis, Genis. Always having imaginations." He smiled at Genis, who gave him a death glare. "Alright, guys! Lunch is served!"
The team came in the dining room and looked at the food with surprise. "Whoa! Zelos, this is amazing!" said Sheena.
"It's... Beautiful!" said Colette.
"It's... so good!" said Raine.
"It's... totally magnificent!" said Regal.
"I do not have something to say at this moment." said Presea.
"Well guys, dig in, because there's plenty where that came from!" said Zelos. But he soon realized that Lloyd isn't here. "Huh? That's strange... Where's Lloyd? He's always hungry for it."
"Huh? Where in the world is Lloyd?" said Sheena.
"Wait, I'll go upstairs to look for Lloyd. I guess he's must be sleeping." Zelos goes upstairs and entered the room on the left. "Hey Lloyd! There you are! The lunch is served!"
"Wha!?! Zelos!" screamed Lloyd as he hid some pictures in his pockets. "What are you doing here?"
"I already made lunch, buddy! Come on down and chow down!"
"R-right! Uhh... I'll be there in a minute. I have something that I have to do."
"Ok! I'll be waiting for you in the dining table!" Zelos was about to leave the room, until he noticed something weird around Lloyd. "Say Lloyd, you're not hiding something, are you?"
"What? No! Of course not!" He said while sweating.
"Then why are you sweating so much? Here, let me help you a bit."
"NO! Uh... I mean, no. It's ok. It's nothing."
"I insisted, let me help you on this." Zelos tries to grab Lloyd's arm, but Lloyd just flung it away from him.
"No! I'm ok, I can go now!"
"But you look so tired! Why don't you want me to help you?" Zelos tries to grab Lloyd, but he distanced himself away from Zelos.
"Because I don't want you to help!" Lloyd tries to flung his arms at Zelos, until the pictures he hid fell down from his pockets. "AHHH! NO!"
"Huh? Hello, hello, what's this?" Zelos pick up the pictures and looked at it. He can't believe his eyyes. Those are the pictures of Sheena and Colette. With them in a different position, them in their bathing suit and them in their... well, actually, they're not in any clothes. They're naked! "Lloyd... What the heck is all of the pictures of Sheena and Colette doing in your pockets?"
"Ah... well, I don't know why... uhh..." Lloyd tries to think of something, but with no luck.
"There's so many pictures of them... which means..." That hit Zelos. "Ah ha! You love them, aren't you?!"
"No! I'm not!"
"Stop lying! The pictures proves it!"
"Uhh... No, I have those pictures because..." Lloyd has nothing else to say. He knew that Zelos could know what is he thinking. So, he sighed. "Ok... you got me."
"AH HA! Lloyd Irving has a deep, dark secret in him! And I thought I was the only one with a dark secret!"
"Huh? You have a secret too?" asked Lloyd, beginning to wonder.
Zelos realized what he said and quickly said, "Uhh... No! I don't have a secret in me! Not even the one with me having sex with Sheena!"
"You had sex with Sheena?"
"Gruuh...! No! I meant...! What I was trying to say...! I didn't say...! Graah! Forget it!"
Lloyd was just being confuse at the moment. Then, he said, "Zelos... The truth is... that I... I... I..."
"Yes?"
"I... I... I..."
"Yes? Yes? Yes?"
"I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I"
"Out with it, dude!"
"Ok! Ok! The truth is... I love... Both... Sheena and Colette!"
"WHAT?!"
"That's right! I first fell in love with Colette ever since I first met her! She's like an angel to me! She's the best I ever have as a friend! And Sheena, I fell in love with her ever since she joined my team! With her hot body, her awesome hair, her big chests! I love them both! And I think... They also love me... I don't know... I can't know their feelings..."
"Aww!" awed Zelos. He playfully punch Lloyd on the arm. "I knew you're in love with them!"
"Huh? How did you know?"
"Isn't it obvious? You always sighed when you looked at them. It's obvious that you love them."
"Wait. I did that?"
"Of course! You did that, like, a thousand times already! How could I don't know that?"
"Well, anyway, let's go eat, shall we? All this talking is making the others wait for too long." Lloyd said as he stretch his arms.
"Ok! Let's go!" Both Lloyd and Zelos got outside of the room and got infront of the stairs. "So... With you confessing that you love them, then I should tell them that right now! It'll be fun!"
Lloyd snapped. "This... Is... SPARTTTTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" He kicked Zelos on the back, sending him falling in the stairs.
"OW! OW! OH! AH! EH! HEY! YO! ZU! KA! ICHI! NAY!" Zelos said with each fell. He finally fell on the safe ground. "Ow... Ok, I won't tell them, Lloyd... Ow..."
A few minutes later, the party are digging in the nice food of the "Great chef Zelos". With Lloyd almost eating the whole table. Genis has to make another foods for the party, ordered by Zelos himself. "Ahh... Much better." said Lloyd as he rubbed his stomach.
"Uh... Lloyd? You just ate the entire table. Can't you just give us some room?" asked Regal.
"Sorry, couldn't help it. I couldn't stop eating because I was hungry." Lloyd said with a playful smile.
"Ah man! Those foods was expensive! And I can't believe you ate all of them!" said Zelos.
"How much do those foods cost, Zelos?" asked Sheena.
"IT'S OVER NINE THOUSSSAAAAAANNNND!!!!!"
"O...k...?"
Lloyd laughed. "Sorry Zelos, but I was too hungry."
"Grr... I hate my life..." Just then, the doorbell ranged, a sign that someone is at the door. "Oh! I get it!" Zelos got up from his seat and ran to the front door. He opened it and said, "Hello!" But his expression changed with a unknowned look. "Who...?"
The six same personnes were at the door. "Uhh... Hey there." said the red swordman.
"Oh my god! You got the same hair as me!" said Zelos, shocked when he saw the red head has the same hair as him.
"I got the same hair as you? But my hairstyle is different than yours."
"I meant the hair color."
"Oh... Wait, WHAT?!?!?!"
"Forget it. Do you want to come in?" asked the chosen.
"Sure." The red swordman's team got inside of Zelos' mansion.
"Uh... Guys? There's... uh... some guys at the door." said Zelos to the team. The party looked at the other party with a confuse expressions on their faces. They have never met each other before, not since they met the chosen fakers.
"Uhh... Who are you guys?" asked Lloyd.
When the silence went on a little too much, the little girl whispered to the colonel, "Colonel, if this keeps up, can I slit their throats?"
"Why yes. And I'll take the money." whispered back the colonel.
"Yay!"
Back to the silence part, Sheena finally asked the team, "Who are you guys? And why are you here in the mansion?"
"Oh! Sorry! I forgot to introduced ourselves." said the red haired swordman with a nervous laugh. "My name... is Luke Fon Fabre."
"I'm Tear Grants." introduced the singer, known as Tear.
"I'm Guy Cecil." said the Blond swordman called Guy.
"The name is Natalia Luzu Kimlasca Lanvaldear." said the archer, known as Natalia.
"I am Jade Curtiss" said the colonel named Jade.
"And the name is Ionian Sergeant Anise Tatlin Oracle Knights Fon Master Guard!" said the little girl named Anise.
"Uhh... Ion... Serge... Anus... Taty..." said Lloyd as he tries to come up the words together.
Anise sighed. "Call me Anise."
"Anus?"
"NO! Anise!"
"Oh! Anise! Right..."
"Anyway..." said Luke. "We're here to rest for a bit, because we can't sleep in the inn, because the inn is destroyed."
"What? The inn is destroyed? When?" asked Genis.
"When this Pope told the guards to destroy the inn." said Tear.
"WHAT?! Dammit, that's the last time I will ever forgive the Pope!" said Zelos.
"Should we sleep in your mansion?" asked Guy.
"Sure. Whatever you want." said Zelos, as he shows the Abyss party the bedroom. But instead, he has an idea. "Or... You can play Truth or Dare with us!"
"Huh? Truth or Dare?" asked Luke.
"Ah! Truth or Dare. A fun game for everyone to play." said Jade.
Guy shivered. "Brr! I hate playing that game!"
"Why, Guy?" asked Natalia.
"Because all the girls dare me to have sex with them. I don't want to play that game for my life!" Guy explained. But, he has a change of heart. "Although, I do want to play it again. So Luke, can we play the game?" he asked Luke.
"Well... I guess so. Sure!" said Luke.
"Hooray!"
"Truth or Dare... That sounds like an interesting game. So count me in." said Tear.
"Me too!" said Natalia.
"So am I." said Jade.
"Cool! I'll go too!" said Anise.
"Alright! It looks like the game has newcomers! So let's start the game!" announced Zelos to everyone.
"YEAH!!!" everyone shouted.
Warning! Abyss characters has joined the game! Join us next time in our latest update!
End of chapter
Well, I'm done with it. I hope the ending is good for you guys. (Yawn) Man, I'm tired... I'll see ya guys in the next update.
See ya later! And review, please!
