Purple: WE OWN NOTHING!

Red: That's enough sugar for you. *Rubbing antennae*

Purple: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHOOO HOOOO!

Gir: I FEEEEEEL YOUR PAIN!

I stretched out my sore arms, and yawned. Something's missing. My antennae perked up a little. "Rukia? You here?" When no answer came, I got up painfully, and realized that I had no shirt on. Oh, whatever. Walking out of the cottage, I squint my eyes at the sudden sunlight. "Rukia?"

"Pur, it's about time you're up!"

"Red?"

"Who else?" he hugged me tightly, regardless that I was shirtless, and that Rukia and Zim were there watching. "Don't scare me like that!" I held my hands up in defense. "Okay, calm down."

"Sorry."

"I know the feeling! Renji and Ichigo both fight over me constantly! Oh, speaking of that, do you guys think you can help me with something? I looked at Rukia. Her eyes were so innocent, so trusting. Red and I look to each other. "Sure." We said simultaneously. Zim looked up at us. Red looked down at him. "Zim will join too."

"WHAT?" I swear, us Irkens can read each other's minds. That's the second time I said something in time as another.

"Pur, he needs to learn to be more subtle with the humans, if we are going to learn more about their culture. Working with them will help."

"Fine. What's up Rukia?"

"Well, you see my friend Orihime has been captured, and we need to get her back. You seem to have the right technology to go undetected." And here's the part where Zim boasts, and yells about Irken technology. "YOU INFERIOR HUMAN WORM BABY! Irken technology is THE BEST in the UNIVERSE!" I knew it. Rukia just narrowed her eyes, while I face palmed myself.

"Okay. Well, I'll send you to Urahara's shop. He'll help you through the Garaganta into Hueco Mundo. My captain has already set up the Reishihenkanki gate for-"

"Rukia! I have come with a report from Captain Ukitake!" A little blond haired woman and a black haired man seemed annoyed with each other.

"Kiyone, he told me to deliver the message!"

"What are you talking about, Senataro? He know that I am deeply in lov-loyalty to him!"

"Wrong! I am more loyal to him! I have more loyalty to him in this single minute than you will yoour entire LIFE!" A vein pulsed in my neck. Those two were far more annoying than Zim had ever been. "Would you two SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY! Jeez, this more annoying then when Zim called, and yelled 'My Tallest' for three hours straight, and then said that he knew that we were traveling closer to the Earth, and that he knows all kinds of things about us." The three humans stared at me, as well as Red. "On second thought, Zim, no matter what, is still the most annoying thing in the universe."

"What? Why?"

"Sorry Zim, but after hearing you yell and scream 'My Tallest' for three hours, nothing can beat you."

"But, Zim is the most loya-"

"We are not starting this conversation again." Red butted in. "back to the report, what is it?" Kiyone was the one who decided to be mature and tell us. "The gate is ready."

Zim: My Tallest! My Tallest? My Tallest? MY Tallest? MY TALLEST! My Tallest. My Tallest! My Tallest? My Tallest. My Tallest? Hey, Hey…MY TALLEST!

Red: Again Zim?

Kiyone: I should do that with my captain to prove that I am more loyal than him.

Purple: Why does everyone keep taking up my space? It's my story.