In the last chapter of Shaun White:Harbinger of Salvation, Shaun killed Akira, a human who had fused with the gatekeeper of hell Amon in order to become Devilman. They also saved BBB in the process, he's rather useless, but Shaun decided to protect him anyway, now they're finally reaching their destination, the first base set up by Gorilla kind, will our heroes be able to win the fight and get the urn? Find out today!

"Man, you killed everybody already." said Harold "Yep, I sure did, and BBB already got the magic urn." said Shaun "I guess we're done, better move on to the next base." said Harold. "Damn straight." said Shaun "Come on BBB, we're leaving." "O-Okay!" said BBB as he rushed to catch up with Shaun and Harold.

"You know I have to say, in retrospect that was easier than I thought." commented Harold "Yeah, I can't believe I got out of that one alive!" said BBB, but the second those words left his mouth a ginormous laser beam flew down and hit him. The destruction was so insane that it actually created a massive ravine hundreds of feet wide and miles deep.

Lava burst out of the ravine and covered everything in a flood of molten rock, the base they were just in melted into nonexistence and the once barren wasteland was now aglow with the violent light emanating off of the lava. Shaun grabbed Harold and held him tight, Shaun White is completely immune to lava so he acted as a shield for Harold.

"BBB NO! What the fucking hell, who did that!" screamed Shaun, his face contorted with anger "He's up there!" yelled harold. Shaun looked up to see a flying multi winged naked transgender man with no nipples on his tits and also no penis, he was still technically half boy though. "I am satan, you killed my one and only love Akira, and now I will destroy the human race as atonement for your sins!" he said.

"I thought you liked sin, you're satan." said Shaun "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" he yelled "Listen man, you just killed BBB, I said I would protect him and now there's one less human on this earth. I've failed to preserve a life that deserved to continue, I didn't know him well, but all humans have the right to life." said Shaun.

"Wow that's a really interesting point, but guess what? I don't care, I'M FUCKING SATAN! LUCIFER! DON'T YOU GET IT? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT BITCH I DO WHAT I WANT!" he screamed and flew down towards Shaun at mach 40 speed. The air current created was enough to blow away all of the lava, clearing the area. In a split second, Shaun saw BBB's body get uncovered, he was somehow unharmed after taking the brunt of the energy blast and then being coated in lava, after confirming that his friend was still alive Shaun turned back to Satan with renewed bloodlust.

Satan was literally one planck length away from hitting Shaun, but he was still fast enough to counterattack. He swiftly jabbed his index finger into Satan's chin "What? What are you doing? What kind of an attack is this?" asked Satan "I just struck the pressure point known as Meimon, your body will bend backwards until it breaks itself in half, snapping your spine." said Shaun.

"AughAUUUUUUGH!" screamed Satan, one may easily mistake him for a JoJo cosplay, that's how fucked his spine was. Satan's head was now touching the ground, Shaun walked around to see his face once more "I wanted to let you suffer before I kill you, considering you almost killed BBB." said Shaun "You fool, you should have just killed me when you had the chance!" said Satan.

Satan's mind controlled demon warriors were summoned to the battlefield "Kill this flea who dares oppose me!" commanded Satan. The demons lunged at Shaun, but he quickly struck each one, shortly after contact with him, the demons exploded. "It seems that your demons are no match for me." said Shaun "F-fine, I'll show you what happens if I use my real power!" said Satan.

One of the remaining demons burst, limbs flying everywhere "There you see! My telekinesis is strong enough to blow apart the body of a demon, which is several times stronger than a human such as yourself!" said Satan "Oh? Who is stronger than who now?" said Shaun "I am you bastard! Demons! Kill him!" said Satan.

The remaining Demons ganged up on Shaun, ready to maul this peon who dared to oppose demonkind, but Shaun suddenly burst into a whirling torrent of punches and kicks "Honsha Bakuretsu Ken!" he yelled, the demons were sent flying and exploded.

"Hahaha, now that you're done dealing with them, my wounds have regenerated, I'm good as new! NOW DIE!" yelled Satan, he tried to use his telekinesis to blow up Shaun's body, but it wasn't working for some reason "It's no use, you're no match for Jigoku no Sunobudo, it is the ultimate martial art, it has no weakness." said Shaun.

"It seems that I can't toy with you before I kill you, I'll just cut to the chase then." said Shaun, Satan was sweating, it was rare for him to backed into a corner like this, but he was still determined to win. Satan charged up another light beam like he shot at BBB and blasted it at Shaun.

"DIE YOU BASTARD! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN HELL AND RULE OVER YOU! YOU'LL BE MY SLAVE IN THE NEXT LIFE! IT'S WHAT YOU DESERVE FO-" satan was cut off, the beam should have destroyed everything, but when it made it to Shaun he simply put out his hand and caught the blast. Now holding Satan's energy in his hands Shaun simply dispersed it with the flick of his wrists. "H-How did you?" asked Satan, but he stopped short again whenever Shaun suddenly disappeared.

"Where-" started Satan "Behind you." said Shaun cooly as he jammed his thumbs into Satan's temples "You're already dead." said Shaun "N-No!" he exclaimed in disbelief as his body contorted before it exploded everywhere, his blood and guts rained from the sky as Shaun relished the thrill of murder.

"Jesus Shaun, how did you do that?" asked Harold "I struck the pressure point known as Shigō, it is located on the temples, after being struck you will die in 3 seconds." explained Shaun "Damn, to think that such an incredible power exists, there is nothing like this on my homeworld." said Harold "What's even more incredible is BBB! How did he survive?" asked Shaun.

They ran over to BBB who was unconscious on the ground, Shaun shook him until he woke up "Hey BBB! Get the fuck up!" he said "Uuuuh H-Huh? What?" said BBB in a daze "BBB how the fuck are you alive? You just got hit with the most powerful energy blast I've ever seen!" said Shaun "I-I don't know, I just remember a white light, and then you woke me up." said BBB groggily,

"Well you almost died, I don't know how you lived through that but congratulations." said Harold, all of the sudden BBB's eyes burst open "Wait what?! Where did this ravine and all this lava come from, and all the dead bodies… oh god it's so disgusting… I want to go home!" cried BBB. "I just told you, we were attacked, it was Satan and his army of demons, but don't worry, I killed them all." said Shaun "How did all that happen? How long was I out?" asked BBB "Only a few minutes." said Harold.

"Yeah, I guess time flies when you're ruthlessly slaughtering people." said Shaun "So where to now?" asked BBB "I think that's you Harold, where are we headed?" asked Shaun "West of here, about 900 miles." said Harold "900 MILES!" exclaimed Shaun, "Yeah, it's by the coast" said Harold "Oh my god, 900 miles, that's gonna be about a week by snowboard." said Shaun "Shaun, I realize that 900 miles is really fucking far, but what the hell else are we going to do, it's the closest urn to our location, so I think we should stop wasting time and just get going." said Harold.

So that's exactly what happened, they got on Shaun's snowboard and went west, nothing interesting at all happened on the way there. It's a barren wasteland, they stopped to hunt for food or to take shelter from meteors or bad weather, but there weren't any enemies or anything like that.

So after that incredibly boring trip Shaun and co. arrive at the coast to find a… resort? "This is not right, this is supposed to be an apocalyptic wasteland, why is there a resort here?" asked Shaun. "It's about time you got here." said an unidentified man "Who is that?" asked Harold "Show yourself." commanded Shaun.

"I am the guardian of this base, of course the urn is located here, but you won't get it." said the voice, finally revealing himself the owner of the voice stepped into the open "It's Filthy Frank mother fucker, it's Filthy Frank bitch." said FF "Holy shit, it's Frank!" said Shaun "I guess that's supposed to mean something?" asked BBB "Yes, he's really funny." said Shaun "Oh! Oh! Filthy Frank you're so funny Har har har, I like it when you joke about black people! Hahaha, duhhhhh, I'm stupid, duhhhhhhhhhhh, more funny please, Huhuhuhuhu!" said FF in a demeaning voice "My fans will get no respect from me, I know how you all are." he continued.

"So I guess we're going to have to kill you and take the Urn then huh?" asked harold "You mean I'm going to have to kill him and take the urn?" asked Shaun "Just get on with it!" said BBB "We won't be fighting in the traditional sense, we are going to have a contest, and whoever wins will keep the Urn." said FF "Well what did you have in mind?" asked Shaun.

"A children's card game." said FF "A children's card game? Do you mean YuGiOh?" asked Shaun "Yes! Let's have a duel!" said FF "Um okay?" agreed Shaun "Excellent, pink guy now!" said FF, pink guy ambled in like a retarded flamingo and chained a weight to Frank's leg "What's that for?" asked Shaun "Well, I like to… spice my games up a little, make them interesting, so we are both going to be wearing these weights." explained Frank.

Shaun looked down to see Pink Guy fasten a weight to his leg as well "ey b0ss, am I funny now? Am I finally funny, ey b0ss, this is funny right? Please tell me it is b0ss, I need it, I need somebody to tell me that I'm funny b0ss, b0ss please!" begged Pink Guy hysterically "Is he okay?" asked Harold "Definitely not, anyway let's go to where our duel will take place." said FF.

Shaun, Harold, and BBB followed Frank to a dock "Here is where things get really interesting, this match will take place underwater, so the weights will prevent us from surfacing, only the winner will survive!" said Frank "So it's an underwater YuGiOh death match?" asked Shaun "Exactly" confirmed Frank. It seems that the odds are against Shaun on this one, does he have the dueling skills required to defeat Frank? Find out in the next exciting chapter of Shaun White: Harbinger of Salvation.