Another version of my Breaking Dawn Parody, I re-wrote it because I've thought up some funnier stuff. And flamers that flamed my New Moon one... f'ck you! I don't care what you think!

TBC- x-tobecontinued-x (Elizabeth
TD- Xx-TallDwarf-xX (Sammy)


Location: Hospital.

Carlisle: OK. If I was Bella... what blood would I prefer? I'll try O-Negative.

J.D: Would you like any help, Dr Cullen?

Carlisle: Could you get me the key for the Blood Bank closet, J.D?

J.D: Sure. (In Head) As I was getting the key for Dr Cullen, I wondered how he got here so quickly, since he called five minutes ago... (Imagines Carlisle riding in on a Unicorn) You could be Dr Prince Charming...

Carlisle: J.D, the key.

J.D: Oh, yeah. (Unlocks door)

Carlisle: Thank you. (Collects blood) Hmm, I might get myself some Tru Blood.

AnnieCullen: Don't be shy, Suzie... just say H-

Sakeaoi: Shy? Why the hell would I be shy?!

AnnieCullen: You're right... go on.

Sakeaoi: Yey! Carlisle...

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Location: Cullen House.

Carlisle: (Runs in) I come baring Blood!

Bella: Yum and Ew!

AnnieCullen: Normal humans would say 'I come baring Alcohol'.

Edward: And?

AnnieCullen: I'm just saying.

Edward: Why are you here? Is it your job to annoy us?

Alice: Did Aro send you? (Laughs) Of course he hasn't, I would of seen it!

AnnieCullen: I annoy you? And no, it's not my job, I chose to come here because I can.

Edward: Yes, you annoy us. And don't come here again.

AnnieCullen: Since you put it that way... no, I'm staying.

Bella: Ouch, the baby is kicking.

Rosalie: Can we name it?

Bella: EJ, duh! (Rib Breaks) Isn't it odd that everytime I say that a Rib breaks?

AnnieCullen: Not really, I'd feel pretty offended if I was a girl being mistaken for a guy.

Rosalie: Speaking of Genders, it might be a girl.

Bella: OK... Ruh-nez-may... Renesmee?

Rosalie: I love it!

AnnieCullen: I prefer Renes-tard... but Renesmee goes perfectly because it's stupid and annoying like the person it goes with.

Bella: (Rib Breaks) OW!

Edward: You're causing this to happen!

AnnieCullen: I know.

Edward: Well stop it.

AnnieCullen: Nope. I'm having way too much fun.

Edward: I'll... I'll bite you!

AnnieCullen: In the Twilight world, that would be considered a good thing, unless you're Team Jacob where it would be considered a bad thing, so bite away.

Edward: Oh. Can you be Team Jacob?

AnnieCullen: My dear Edward, that would mean changing all my usernames to AnnieBlack, and buying Team Jacob shirts. That takes up time and I don't have the money for it.. so I'm sticking to Team Edward.

Edward: Oh... what if I gave you money?

Bella: Edward! I thought you never bribed people?

Edward: She deduced me to it. She deduced me to a nervous wreck!

AnnieCullen: (Disappears)

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Location: A Park

Jacob: So I'm here, in a park, waiting to imprint... man imprinting is boring!

AnnieCullen: I'll make things more interesting... (Turns on 'She Wolf' by Shakira)

Jacob: Man, you are such a bitch.

AnnieCullen: I think you'll find the only bitch around here is you.

Jacob: Ouch.

Lizzie: Hi. I like your car... THIEF!

AnnieCullen: I like her.

Jacob: Hi... I'm-

AnnieCullen: Annoying.

Jacob: (To AnnieCullen) Shut up. I'm Jacob Black.

Lizzie: I'm Lizzie.

TBC: (Runs in) I think you'll find the only Elizabeth in this story is me!

Lizzie: Oh... I'll go then. Bye Jacob... THEIF! (Runs away)

Jacob: What? You... I... she!

AnnieCullen: Maybe you should go back to Bella... she might be dead.

Jacob: You're right!

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Location: Cullen House

Jacob: (Runs in) Bella, are you dead?!

Bella: Nope.

Jacob: Phew.

AnnieCullen: Damn.

Bella: Can I stand up?

AnnieCullen: Yes (Gets out Breaking Dawn and reads it)

Bella: Damn it, I kicked the blood over-

AnnieCullen: And now you spew up a whole lotta blood...

Bella: (Spews up a whole lotta blood)

Edward: OH MY GOD!

Jasper: Mmm... Bloooood....

AnnieCullen: I'll just sit here...

Edward: Finally something useful.

AnnieCullen: Sit here and Laugh! Hehe!

Bella: GET EJ OUT!

Renesmee: (Still in Womb) Thats it! (Breaks Spine)

Edward and Jacob: Bella, don't go into the light...

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Location: Cullen House (2 Days later)

Bella: I'm awake!

AnnieCullen: Oh joy. We were having so much fun, too.

Edward: Wow... you look hot.

Bella: Thank-you... Edward?

Edward: Yes?

Bella: Sex?

Edward: Later, we need to hunt now.

Alice: Wait! Look in this mirror.

AnnieCullen: I wouldn't Bella, you might smash it.

Bella: (Looks in mirror) Stranger... vampire... red eyes... OH MY GOD!

AnnieCullen: (Throws rock at mirror) Oops, Bella you smashed the mirror with your utter ugliness.

Emmett: That was you. Now you have 7 years bad luck.

AnnieCullen: No I don't. It's my Parody, so nothing bad happens to me.

Everyone: (Looks up)

AnnieCullen: Edward's piano is there. And I did mean it when I said that nothing bad can happen to me.

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Location: Living room of the Cullen House.

Rosalie: Renesmee... sleeeep.

Renesmee: (In head) Told them I was a girl... stupid immortals.

Jacob: I hope Bella's alive (Looks at Renesmee) No... Not her... please N- Pretty Renesmee.

AnnieCullen: Imprint, huh?

Jacob: Yeah.

AnnieCullen: Badass, especially on a half-breed.


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