"All hail the Potter children!" George exclaimed.
"Best prankers to walk the halls of Hogwarts!" The yelled together. Everyone laughed and the teachers groaned.

CHAPTER 4

"Next the boy who looked like Harry stepped forward. "My name is Albus Potter."

"Dumbledore smiled and said, "I'm very touched Harry." Harry smiled at his former headmaster.

"Come on Al, full name," James teased.

"Severus," Albus muttered under his breath.

"What's that?" James taunted.

"Severus!" Albus yelled and the hall froze. "My name's Albus Severus Potter, okay?" Everyone was silent. Snape was slowly turning red, Dumbledore was amused and the teachers were bewildered.

"W-what?" Snape stammered, "What's this nonsense Potter?"

"Daddy says that Albus was named after two of the bravest men he had ever known." The red headed child stated confidently. Many girls awwed at the little girl.

(A/N Albus Potter will be referred to as Albus and Albus Dumbledore will be referred to as Dumbledore)

Snape scoffed and pretended to ignore the family for the rest of the conversation.

"Anyway," Albus continued, "I am going into Hogwarts next year, and I am the most sensible out of my siblings. And," he added with a smirk, "My best friend is Scorpius Malfoy." The hall went silent.

"WHAT?" was yelled by the entire hall. Draco was looking a bit green. The entire Potter family burst out laughing.

"Good one Al," James laughed, wiping a tear. He addressed the hall, "For you, it may seem like a bad thing for a Potter to be friends with a Malfoy, but ever since the war ended, the Malfoys have been friendly and Uncle Draco regularly has dinner at the Potters," he finished with a smirk. Harry, Ron, and Draco looked green.

"The youngest step forwards with an enormous grin, "We think our cousin Rose has a thing for Scorp," she giggled and turned to emRon/em, "How would you feel if your daughter married a Malfoy, Uncle Ron?" The hall went silent then…. HAHAHAHHAH! The entire hall was in hysterics as Ron turned a darker green colour.

"My turn!" The girl squealed and skipped in front of the family to address the hall after they had finally calmed down. The girls all awed at the adorable little girl. "My name is Lily Luna Potter," she beamed. Snape looked as though he had seen a ghost, "I'm nine years old and daddy's favourite." Harry looked ready to object, but then she turned around and gave him puppy dog eyes and he melted with a huff. The entire hall laughed at the mighty Harry Potter. "Anyway, don't believe a thing James says, he's not the best pranker, I am!" She finished proudly, "After all, it was me who dyed my daddy's underwear pink last week." The hall laughed again as Harry stuttered, "I-it was you?"

"Mister and Mrs Potter," Dumbledore addressed, "Would you like to tell us about your accomplishments? I must admit, I am quite curious."

Harry spluttered and tried to come up with an excuse, "Well- what about the rules of t-time travel?"

His children all grinned and looked at each other with mischievous grins. James addressed the hall and said, "Welcome to the story of Harry James Potter, The-boy-who-lived, the-conqueror-of-the-dark-lord, the saviour of the wizarding world, Britian's Wizarding World's most wanted man, and many more titles." Harry looked white at the possibility of more titles added to his name. "Drum roll please!" James yelled. The entire hall banged their tables with their fists.

"My Daddy," Lily started, "Chapter 1 – Fifth Year….."