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3) I will not kiss Harry in the middle of lunch and then proceed to scream, "I AM SHAGGING THE BOY- WHO-WON'T-FUCKING-DIE!" as it causes Sirius to go back into therapy to avoid murdering me.
"Harry…"
Harry sighed, loudly, and slammed his book shut. He did NOT want to deal with this right now, "No. Draco…my answer is still NO."
"Please, Harry!" he cried, sitting down next to his lover on the coach, "I'm sick of not being able to be your 'boyfriend' in public!"
"And we will tell everyone once I have told Sirius," said Harry, his voice bordering on a growl. He was tired of Draco hyping on the same fact again and again.
"And when is that?' he hissed back, annoyed that Harry kept on delaying the inevitable, "You've been saying you'll tell him for two months now," he snapped.
Harry sighed, massaging his forehead with two fingers, "I will….it just…it has to be the right time. Okay? I can't just spring it on him."
"And it's not like he's homophobic," Draco continued as if he hadn't heard Harry, "The man's a bleeding poof!"
"Draco!" cried Harry, "I am trying! All right! I am trying!"
Draco fell silent, glaring at the fireplace for a minute before turning back to his boyfriend, "You have two days. Tell him, or I'll tell him for you."
…
Harry had no idea that two days could pass so quickly. Now Monday morning and he still hadn't told Sirius about Draco, he didn't know what to do.
He thought about catching him before breakfast, but when he went to Sirius's private quarters to see him missing (which meant he was already at breakfast…the last place he wanted to be at the moment) he had given up all hope and figuring what was the worst Draco could do, entered breakfast with a smile.
Which he quickly lost when he saw the smirk his lover was wearing…shit!
"Mate…what's wrong?" asked Ron as he starred at his best friend in confusion. It was pancakes this morning and Harry loved pancakes yet he hadn't taken a bit.
"…Draco…" he mumbled.
Frowning, Ron looked over to see him smirking at Harry, "Did you too fight?"
"He gave me two days to tell Sirius about us," he said.
"And you didn't" said Hermione, butting in, "And no he plans to tell everyone about you too, right?"
"Yeah…"
"Come on, mate," laughed Ron, "What's the worst he's gonna do?"
"This," Draco whispered behind them.
Crying out in surprise, the three turned around just in time to see Draco pulling Harry up into a searing kiss…and they weren't the only ones to see. A hush fell over the great hall as the two continued to snog... and snog…and snog…
"Jesus," hissed Lavender Brown to her friend Padma Patel who was watching the two go at it, "Don't these two need to breath?"
And snog…
"Sirius," hissed Severus, "I think I'm going to be sick."
Sirius just nodded dumbly
Finally, Harry pulled away panting and out of breath and fire truck red.
Draco surveyed the shocked students and with a smirk in place he cried out into the silent hall, "I AM SHAGGING THE BOY-WHO-WON'T-FUCKING-DIE, WHOEVER HAS A PROBLEM WITH THAT CAN DEAL WITH ME!"
At this point Harry was blushing bright red and cautiously peered over to see Sirius….too see him beat red with rage.
"Sirius…" mumbled Harry
"DRACO MALFOY! I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!" he cried, jumping up and vaulting over the tables. "KILL YOU!" he pulled out his wand and fired a hex at Draco as students scrambled out of range.
"Get the Cops!" cried Severus jumping into action as he followed Sirius' example and vaulted over the table to restrain his friend and secret crush.
"I'LL KILL'IM!"
"SIRIUS! STOP IT!" cried Severus wrestling his friend to the ground.
…
Fifteen minutes later, Sirius had been restraint by cops, raging and screaming about all the painful ways he was going to slaughter Draco. The students had been calmed down and were being check over. Harry was watching in a daze as Ron and Hermione tried to comfort him while shooting Draco glares.
"And then I'm going to rip off his balls and make him ea…mmmhUnmph!"
Severus sighed and turned to Sirius's old therapist, "Can you help him?"
"MHUMPH!"
"I'll try," he said, fixing his glasses, "Take him away, boys!" he called to the cops who started to lead the bound and gagged screaming Black away.
"MUMOH MUMUMOHPH MUEMPH!"
"Oh shut up!"
Severus groaned and massaged his forehead. Turnign towards his still smirking godson, he raised an eyebrow, "We need to talk…"
"Your office, seven o'clock?" he asked
Severus nodded.
"Great!" he called before turning back to his boyfriend, "It's a detention."
Author Note: I did not do this justice and will probably come back to this later to fix this. I am sorry. Remember to Review!
