Thanks to all who reviewed Chapter Three!

rosi345: Lol yeah, that's what makes them awesome :D

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Catherine: Lol I love Mary and Sue too. They are both me and my buds crazy sides. Mary belongs really to my aunt and friend, Sue is all mine! I love to write about them, we created the characters one day when we were bored. We drew the names, and for some off reason I pulled out the name Sue and my friend Crystal pulled out Mary. Thus Mary and Sue were born! :D Cool huh? ^^

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"So…wanna play a game?"

The guard blinked at the girl, "Umm…what?"

Mary shrugged, "I don't know, I'm bored."

There was a long moment of silence then Mary spoke again, "Can you do me a mega ultra huge favor?"

"….uh…"

"I'll be your best friend."

"That's ok, I'm fine being friendless for the time being." The koopa mumbled.

"Aww…all I want is one itty bitty thing."

"Fine, what?"

"Pie."

Guard Koopa blinked, "Err, I don't even get that kind of grub and I work here."

Mary held up a pie, "Want to share mine?" (why the heck did she ask for one?)

"Wha-? Where the heck did that come from?"

Mary grinned, "Don't question the awesomeness of the pie, ~its chocolate."

And that is how Mary became friends with Guard Koopa.

MEANWHILE~~~ (Mwhahha! They're back!)

Sue waved her balloon around in the air as she skipped down the street. Behind her were her two companions: a sighing koopa and a white shy guy.

As the three came into view, there were screams of terror as toads of different colors and sizes went running in different directions in a state of panic. A few even jumped off rooftops like lemmings, then climbing back up and doing it again. (Sue is spreading her crazy like a disease :D)

Soon they had stopped in front of Peach's castle. The princess had been outside admiring the new flowers the gardeners had planted, when she saw Sue's group at which that time she began screaming and running inside.

Kooply gave Sue a confused look.

Sue smiled, "She's one of my friends."

"That explains it…"

Sue ignored the guards and threw open the double doors and ran inside; a hesitant koopa and shy guy close behind, "I'M BACK!" Sue screamed, causing many toad maids in the halls dusting to faint.

MEANWHILE~~~

The pie was so delicious that the koopa had to hold back tears of joy.

"Where did this heavenly object come from?" He asked Mary.

She looked thoughtful, "I don't know, I just remember finding it my shirt in the laundry hamper last week."

"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?" Both of them jumped a foot in the air at the voice, the koopa quickly dropped what was left of his pie and turned to see who had spoken. He paled when he saw the captain of his troop glaring at him, his arms crossed.

"S-sir!" Koopa Guard saluted the koopa who was now staring at the abandoned slice of pie on the floor.

"Where the heck did that pie come from?" He demanded, his eyes glaring in his helmet.

Mary raised her hand.

"You? You've been hiding a pie this whole time?"

The girl nodded.

"Where?"

Mary chose at that time to lift up her shirt.

"WHAT THE HECK WOMAN? PUT YOUR SHIRT DOWN!"

MEANWHILE~~~

"Friend! Where are you?" Sue peeped in every room she passed searching for her bestest buddy Peach, who was nowhere in sight.

MEANWHILE~~~ (Ahh…it still does not get old)

Princess Peach was sobbing in her closet with one of her favorite toads, Toad, who didn't have a name for some odd reason. He looked very uncomfortable pressed up on the cramped closet floor with an emotional princess.

"Uh...Princess?"

"Sniffle…what Toad?"

"Why are we in your closet?"

"She is here."

"Who?"

Suddenly Peach put both her hands over his face, "Shh!"

"PEACH?"

"She found us." Peach whispered her eyes wide.

"Peach~Come out! We can throw a party together-I brought friends!"

A shadow soon appeared under the crack of the closet and they held their breath. Suddenly…Peach opened the door and ran out screaming. Kooply watched her go then turned to look at Toad who was crawling out of the closet, "I take it that she's definitely been acquainted with Sue."

"Peach! Where are you going?" Sue frowned and ran out of the room after Peach who could be heard screaming something along the lines of: Get away from me you lunatic!

Toad stared at the door where the two girls had exited and looked at the koopa and shy guy, "So…anyone up for a drink at Club 64?"

"You bet."

MEANWHILE~~~

"NO!" Mary screamed, "YOU WON'T TAKE HIM ALIVE!"

Mary was currently in a tug of war match with the troopa captain who had one of Guard Koopa's arms while Mary behind the bars of the cell had the other.

"OWWW!" Guard koopa screamed, "I'M NOT A RUBBER BAND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"

"Let….go….you crazy…girl!" The koopa screamed, as he pulled hard on Guard Koopa (Let's call him Gary).

"YOU CAN'T TAKE GARY! I WON'T LET YOU!"

Kammy koopa had been walking the halls when she heard a commotion downstairs. She stopped then started down the stairs. What was going on now?

She entered the room and her mouth gaped open in surprise. She watched as one of the Koopa Captains had a guard's arm, while the crazy girl in the cell gripped the other.

"What the heck is going on here!" Kammy shouted, waving her wand in the air.

"She…won't…let go!" Captain Koopa gasped.

"YOU SHALL NEVER TAKE GARY FROM ME! THE LOVE WE SHARE WILL CONQUER ALL!" Mary screamed.

"YOU'RE INSANE!" Captain screamed, "YOU MET THE GUY IN THE LAST HOUR!"

"WE BOTH LOVE THE SAME FLAVOR OF PIE!" Mary tugged harder on his arm, Gary whimpering, "WE ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!"

Kammy had been watching all this silently, almost dumbfound but now made a move, grabbing onto Captain Koopa's shell and helping him tug at Guard Koopa who was screaming his head off in pain.

TWO HOURS LATER~~~ (Poor Gary ) :(

A crowd had gathered after a few hours had passed. The noise in the dungeons had grown to such a level to attract three koopalings, fifteen koopas, eight goombas, two para koopas, three magikoopas besides Kammy, and a bob-omb janitor. Some watched, entertained by the show (some making bets and eating pop corn), while others joined in the tug-a-war match.

"She-is-so…strong!" A koopa gasped, at the end of the line tug a warring.

Currently it was one, Mary, versus a string of eleven. Guess who was winning? ;)

"LET GO YOU CRAZY GIRL!" Kammy screamed as her foot began sliding in Mary's direction.

"NEVER!" Mary screamed, "HE'S MINE! FIND SOMEONE YOUR OWN AGE!"

"MOMMY!" Gary screamed as they tugged.

The three koopalings, Lemmy, Larry, and Bowser Jr. all watched the match in awe.

"Wow." Lemmy said as the tug a war continued.

"Heh, I bet the losing side is feeling pretty pathetic." Bowser Jr. smirked.

They watched as Mary took a step backward, pulling Gary's arm through the bars, sending the other tuggers falling forward in surprise. Soon Gary Koopa's head was pressed painfully against the bars, his shoulder stuck inbetween them.

There was a big possibility that this would go on for a long time…unless the opposing team can match Mary's strength. (Like that will happen lol)

MEANWHILE~~~

Unlike Mary's successful match, Sue was unsuccessful in finding Peach. The girl pouted in front of the castle. The Princess was nowhere in sight. She also realized that her 'friends' were gone too.

Sue began exploring Toad Town and eventually came in front of a building that was decorated with a neon sign. Suddenly Kooply stumbled out, along with Dave who had a large bottle in his hand. Wow, two crazy fan girls can sure change the content of a world huh? Cause…yeah. They were drunk.

"Sue?" Kooply slurred, "Why are ya here?"

"Looking for you guys!" Sue said, "Duh! So whatcha wanna do now?"

"I dunno." Dave hiccupped, "But I didn't pay for this, so we should leave now."

"Hey! Let's play a game!" Sue said, "How about…."

Dave began waving an arm around, spilling his drink on the ground, "Let's play war! I need to cause some destruction or I'll regret it when my hangover kicks in."

Sue's eyes brightened, "What are you packing?"

Dave pulled out a bazooka, "The whole deal."

Kooply grabbed the bottle from Dave and swigged what was left of it and threw it over his shoulder. Since they were probably going to be sent out of the country after this, it was better to be in a good mind set until then.

Sue smiled and pulled out a water gun out of nowhere, "Lets do this thing." (Lol.. when Dave sets Toads on fire, I guess Sue can put em out XD)

MEANWHILE~~~

Bowser had just left a rather dull meeting and was tired. He had just left the room and was looking forward to taking a nap. His advisor and foster father, Kamek, accompanied him down the hall. They both passed a few doors and turned down another long hallway when they heard something that sounded like chanting and random screaming. They both listened and found that it was coming from down some stairs.

The two shared a look of confusion then began heading down.

"TUG! TUG! TUG! TUG! TUG!" There were now about fifty minions present in the dungeon now, all cheering for…well the losing side, that was now a team of twenty-two.

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?" Bowser roared as he stepped into the room.

Everyone was silent, but kept pulling because Mary was still at it.

"Y-your lordship." Kammy stammered, "S-she won't let…him…go! Please lend us your strength your mightiness!"

Bowser noticed Mary and groaned, "You have got to be kidding me? What is with this girl?"

"Hi Bowser!" Mary said cheerfully as she pulled. The side she was tugging with groaned in unison when she released an arm to wave at their king. Even with one arm she was beating them!

The koopa king just gave her a long look then pushed into the crowd, "Lemme through! I'll handle this!"

He grabbed the koopa's at the end of the string of tuggers and began pulling, sending the whole line up into the air when he lifted the one up. Kammy tried hard to hold on to the guy in front of her, her face red from exertion. This girl was going to be the death of her!

"Go king Dad go!" The koopalings cheered.

Bowser just grinned; this was going to be easy. This girl had nothing on him! There was absolutely NO way she was going to be a match to his strength.

ONE HOUR LATER~~~

This would go down as the most embarrassing day of Bowser's life. The girl was unmovable; he couldn't get her to even move an inch!

Finally, to his rage and shame, he had to let go. When he did, the rest of the pullers released one another and collapsed on the ground, Kammy actually falling on her face in the process. Kamek found this very amusing and had to hide a snicker, his King was in a bad mood so it was better he didn't hear him laugh, he could take it the wrong way.

Gary had passed out long ago and was pressed up against the bars, Mary still in possession of his left arm.

"I win!" Mary cheered, a happy smile on her face. :D

Everyone in the room just stared at her in silence.

After awhile Mary broke it, "Sooo..." She pulled a pie out of thin air, "Anybody up for pie?"

MEANWHILE~~~

NO TOADS WERE HARMED DURING THIS DELIGHTFUL SCENE

Sue rolled as Dave fired his bazooka at her. It missed and blew up a flower cart nearby. She peered out from behind the telephone booth she was hiding behind.

Kooply watched as Dave and Sue began firing at one another. Sue's water gun had little destructive power and actually helped put out some fires that Dave had created, the shy guy on the other hand's destructive power was causing Toads to rush in crowds out of town. He found that toads sounded ridiculous when they were screaming at the top of their lungs. Was that bad? Oh no…now he was feeling humored as this destruction went on…perhaps Sue was rubbing off on him?

Princess Peach peered out her window and was in shock to see fire balls and toads raining into the air (Toads are alive, they're just being tossed in the air and screaming =) I'm not that bad lol)

"EEK! BOWSER IS ATTACKING!" Peach did a neat slide on her floor and dived under her bed. Wow, she is so great at defending her kingdom from harm. Yes that was sarcasm. (Unintentional Peach bashing ...oh well! ^^)

Meanwhile Sue had ran into a building with Dave close behind her.

"Welcome to Toadle's inn, how can I-" The Toad lady at the desk paused when she saw Sue's water gun, "What are you doing?"

Suddenly Dave ran in toting his bazooka, he quickly fired it, but Sue ducked. Toad Lady shrieked as a ball of fire blasted into her desk, she quickly took a dive out of a window. Sue hid behind the flaming desk as Dave started forward.

"I'm winning Sue!" Dave said.

"No you're not! This is just beginning!" Sue stood up, a grin on her face. She held up a water balloon.

"Now you're talking!" Dave grinned back. He held up a grenade. O_0;

Kooply sat on the curb on the street, watching as crowds of Toads began high tailing out of the city. He wondered for a long minute how his life had taken a turn for the worst. Most likely he would be exiled with Sue and Dave to a desert island or just kicked out of the country in general. Maybe they would even send them in a rocket to the moon. But for some reason he wasn't too worried. He just glanced at the building across the street where Sue and Dave were. He would like to see them even try to handle Sue. That was why he wasn't really that concerned.

"Rainbows!" Sue screamed and ran into a candy store with Dave chasing after her.

Well, that was indeed a fun experience. Poor innocent Gary and Toads…I'm surprised Mary didn't rip the koopa's arm off 0.o oh wait, I'm not. This is only a teen rated story remember? Lol. Reviews are loved like Mary loves pie! :D Yay for pie! In your review, guess what my fave flavor of pie is and the winner will give me a name, and I'll name and O.C that! Example: Gary, Dave, and Kooply. The character may or may not be a major character...but still! Who wouldn't like to name a character in this fic? I'd be mighty proud and giddy when I saw a goomba or koopa named that. Just no names like Mario123 or something, make up a useable name! Note: We will play more games like this in the future! :D I want you guys to have fun!

Mary grins evilly. "Let us see how long that rating lasts."

Kooply and author: o.O;

Kooply: yeeeah…lets not.

Mary : NO PIE FOR YOU!