Ello, my good readers!
Pardon me for not updating any of my stories whatsoever. I'm still working on the 3rd chapter of Pretty Sure it's a Miracle . The reason for not working on this story is because I have become overwhelmed in watching InuYasha :D I just finished the 5th season and I'm going to start watching the 6th soon. But I will try to work on this first.
Oh, if any of you are InuYasha fans like me, you should go check it out this story called Best Friends Since Day One by Inuyasha-Breeze. It's a great story. While some spelling and grammar errors are present in it, it's so ADORABLE! Oh, but there are already 31 chapters to it, but it's not that bad ^.^" Her writing may seem a bit sketchy at first because in the first chapters there are quite a few grammar errors, but she has gotten WAY better over time. So go check it out :D
Now, on with the interview!
Random Dialogue: Sam- Once upon a time there was a Carly!
Carly- Who met a wandering freak named Sam.
Sam- And one day…
Carly- The two girls drank from a filthy bucket…!
Sam- And thus was born…
Sam and Carly- ICARLY!
Interview Four: Mantis
Name: Zhuang
Meaning of Name: Strong, robust
Title as a Kung Fu Master: Master Mantis
Species: Praying Mantis; insect
Age: 30 (A/N: Can we just pretend that's normal?)
Hobbies: Kung Fu, eating Po's Secret Ingredient Noodle Soup, playing pranks on the rest of the Five
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Song: Freeze Frame (American)
Favorite Pastime: Playing pranks
Best Friend: Monkey
And now onto my conversation with Mantis…*shudders*
I had recently become conscious again, thank goodness. I think that if I had woken up in that small room I would've started freaking out again.
I sat in a bigger room than the one before (thank the gods) on a chair in front of Mantis. I was a little apprehensive around him because…well, I hate to admit it…but I'm absolutely terrified of any kind of insect. Spiders, too. I don't care if you're a freakin' master of Kung Fu, if you're a bug, I'm scared of you. I know, I know. I'm a white tiger. I shouldn't be afraid of a bug! I can't help it, though.
"Uhm…Hi, Master Mantis," I swallowed.
"Hi. Um, are you okay?" he asked.
"I…I'm good…Better than I was in that smaller room I had to interview everybody else. That was torture…I'm glad I'm out of that," I blushed a little.
"So…what's your name?" he said.
"Mo," I answered simply.
"Hm. Mo…Nice name," he wiggled his eyebrows.
"Um…you're not hitting on me, are you?" My stomach flipped, but not in the good way.
"Maybe, maybe not," he laughed. I fought the urge to throw up.
"Please don't. Can we just move onto the questions?" I asked. I realized I was being rude, but it was really hard not to. As a person, Mantis is totally awesome and I love him, but being up close and personal kind of scared me. Especially since he's an insect and he's hitting on me…
"Fine," he sighed, realizing that he wasn't going to get anywhere by hitting on me.
"Cool," I breathed a sigh of relief, "First question: Is eating Po's noodles really considered a hobby to you?"
He laughed, "Yeah, it is. I eat those noodles so much that it's become more of a necessity, actually."
"No kidding. I wish I could try some," I pouted.
"Maybe you could come up and visit the Jade Palace sometime and we could all eat dinner together!" he suggested.
"OH MY GODS SERIOUSLY? THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!" I screamed.
"Okay, okay! Don't go crazy on me!" He held his pinchers up.
"Oh, I've already gone way beyond the realm of crazy," I said, "In fact; I think the word "crazy" is an understatement. I'm more like…a psychopathic maniac."
"Should I be scared or concerned in any way shape or form?"
"Not at all. Next question! Have you ever thought about settling down with someone? Oh, fudgeballs. Sorry, I forgot to tell you that some of these questions may be a bit personal. Oh well, too late now! Answer the question."
"That's fine. And, I have thought about it, but I don't think I'm ready to get my head eaten off yet. I want to stay with the other five for now," he explained. I shuddered to think about him getting his head eaten off…bad image….bad, BAD image! Stop poisoning my mind with your gross-ness!
"You alright?" I heard Mantis ask, making me shake my head to get that hideous image out of my mind.
"Yeah! Sorry, I tend to zone out sometimes," I shrugged, "Have you ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes…OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THAT! Sorry, saw something shiny. I feel I should mention I also have Attention Deficit Disorder."
Mantis stared at me with one eye twitching. I smiled embarrassingly, scratching the back of my head nervously.
"I…I can see that, Mo. So…um…what's your next question?" he asked.
"I have a feeling that I'm going to be asking this to almost everyone that I interview," I shook my head and sighed, "Have you noticed something going on between Po and Tigress?"
He thought for a second, and slowly began to laugh, "You know what? I have! Those guys need to get their own room or something because they flirt on a daily basis. Well, Tigress doesn't so much as flirt; she just acts differently around him than she does with us."
"Interesting…Well, Mantis, I'd like to thank you for your time. I'm sorry that I didn't have many questions for you. I'm still kind of recovering from last time," I apologized.
"No problem, Mo. See ya," he waved, zipping out the door. I sat in my chair, not moving.
"Hm, Crazy better get back soon. I desperately need someone to talk to about all of this."
Pahaha xD There you have it, my fellow readers! The last part about "Crazy" is referring to FFcrazy15. We PM a lot (so far 129 messages) and since he/she is gone for now, I can't talk to him/her -_-
Again, the three R's! Read, Review, and Recycle! Thanks!
