And here's chapter 4! W00t! :)

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We pulled up at the malls' parking lot. I turned off the car and we stepped out of it. Well... me and Jesse that is. Dina jumped out of the car and started to jump op and down in excitement. I rolled my eyes at her. I mean come on what's so fun about shopping anyway?

''Can you stop jumping around like a rabbit? We still need to look for the stuff we need. '' I said as I pushed her in to the mall.

''Well, where do you want to go?'' She asked as I stopped pushing her inside the mall.

''Uh...'' Damned I forgot how big the mall is! I have no idea where to start! The last time I went to the mall was when I was fourteen. After that I just bought my stuff online since I didn't feel like being dragged by my mom trough the whole mall just looking for a pair of skinny jeans or a new shirt every weekend. I'ts so much easier and relaxed because 1. you don't need to walk all day looking in every store for that cool shirt you saw in the commercial, 2. you don't need to rush because it's almost closing time and 3. you don't have annoying store clerks who sneak up behind you when you're looking at the shirt your holding in your hand and they be like: 'I see you like this shirt. You should try it on. It totally suits you! and by the way it has 20% discount on it if you by the same shirt in a different colour!' Why the hell would I need the exact same shirt but in a different colour? Like one 't enough already. Anyways, but back then the mall 't half as big as it is now! How am I suppose to find anything here? No wait, what I meant to say was: How can anyone find their things in here!

''Well? Where do you want to go first?'' Dina said looking expecting at me. I just scratched the back of my head while trying to come up with names from the stores I used to go to. ''Uhm...'' Damned! I can't think of anything! And I shop online for God sake! I know hundreds of stores but now I can't even come up with one name.

''Uh... You know what? Let's go grab something to eat first. Their must be a Taco bell somewhere. Come on, I'm hungry.'' I finally said. I started to walking to the escalators. It wasn't really an excuse to hide the fact that I didn't know where to go, I was actually really hungry.

''You have no idea where your going, do you?'' Jesse said smirking as she came walking next to me.

Shaking my head I replied to her.

''Nope, I have't been here since I was fourteen remember?.'' They knew that I didn't go to the mall anymore because I told them when I was fourteen. Jesse being my friend since 5th grade knew how focused my mom could be if it came to shopping and understood why I stopped. But back then I knew Dina only for a year and she had only met my mom three or two times, so she was kinda shocked that I didn't want to shop anymore. Even at the age of fourteen she was already a shopaholic.

''Haha, come on. Taco Bell is at the other side of the mall. Not on the first floor.'' We turned around and went to the other side of the mall. See! It's almost impossible to think that this mall doesn't have a Taco Bell since there is a Subway, Burger King, McDonald's and all the other ones.


We finally reached Taco Bell after passing hundreds of stores that all had in big green, yellow, orange, red, pink or blue window the words: 50%, 20%, 75%, 10% and 40% DISCOUNT! on them. Besides those signs there were in almost every store manicans wearing big wide black dresses that looked like garbage bags. I swear I'll never understand the fashion world.

We went inside and ordered what we wanted. I ordered tree tacos since I really felt hungry. Dina just ordered one taco and Jesse ordered nachos. After waiting a couple of minutes we took our orders and sat down in a booth that was near the window.

As soon as we all were seated I decided to get straight to business. ''Okay where are we going first? Because I really am not planning on staying long here.''

''Oh come one! It isn't that bad! Besides we won't be here long since we just need to find you a wig that almost looks like your brothers hair, and something that covers you breasts.'' Dina said before she took a bite out of her taco.

''Yeah,relax Bee. It will be over before you know it and then you can go back to your online shopping.'' Jesse said smirking at me.

I rolled my eyes at her and started to eat my tacos.


''What about this one?'' Jesse said as she put another blond wig on my head.

I put the wig properly on my head and looked in the mirror. The last twenty minutes we were looking for a wig that looked like Boomers' hair with no success. All the wigs were either to long, to short, to curly, to straight, to fake, to much like Justin Bieber or the colour wasn't good. Why does Boomer have such hard to find but awesome hair. I mean it's short but not that short because it reaches his ears and he has wavy curly hair.

Sometimes I wonder how come he gets a head full of wavy curly hair and I get stuck with straight boring hair. Seriously, there's no single wave in it. Which is weird since I used to had a little flip in my hair. Most people thought because of that, that my hair would be all wavy and stuff and so did I. But anyways, back to looking for the right wig.

''Hmmm, I don't know. Maybe it should be more curlier. Dina said as she stood next to me looking at the wig. I turned around in the chair I was sitting in to look at myself in the mirror. Hmmm, this wig actually looks a little like Boomers' hair. It was golden blond, reached my ears and had wavy curls.

''What? More?'' I said in disbelief and turned around in my chair to face them again. ''I think this one is just fine. Why would you want one with more curls?''

''I don't know. Besides what harm can a view more curls do?'' Dina replied shrugging.

''Well, it could make a normal looking wig look like an Afro. And last time I saw my brother he didn't had an Afro. So we'll just take this one because my head is starting to itch from all those wigs.'' I took off the wig and got out of the chair. I walked over to the counter to pay for the wig. After having payed for the wig I walked back to Jesse and Dina who were waiting for me by the door.

''So, did you already thought of a way to cover up?'' Jesse asked as we were walking to a prank store to look for blue contacts. We decided that we will look for something to cover up my breast after we got the other stuff since we have no clue where to look. And since we needed contacts we went to get fake ones at the prank store.

We walked only to be greeted by an old man wearing a suppose to be scary mask who came out of nowhere trowing his arms in the air and screaming:'' BOOGIE, BOOGIE, BOOGIE BOO!''

We just stood there looking at each other with a 'WHAT THE FUCK!' look on our faces before looking back at the weird old man who was still standing in front of us.'' Uh... yeah... can you tell us where the fake contacts are?'' I asked.

''Aren't you girls scared?'' He asked confused.

''Not really. But could you tell us where the fake contacts are?'' I asked again. Serieusly, who would be scared of him? Seeing an old man wearing a ghost mask, a black cloak and swinging a fake axe ins't really that scary.

''Not even a little bit?'' He tried again.

''Nope. Just tell us where the contacts are.'' The old man started to bore me. Can't he just accept the fact that he isn't scary?

''Aisle three next to the eyeballs.'' He sighed and turned around to go sit back behind the counter.''Darn those kids of today. Can't even scare them anymore these days with out looking like an idiot in the end.'' He mumbled before he took his seat at the counter.

I rolled my eyes and started to look for aisle three. While we were walking we passed lots of weir stuff in bottles and other stuff that is supposed to be scary. Yeah right. I find scarier shit than that lays under Boomers' bed. Serious, there's allot of shit under his bed that has been laying there for a couple of years. I swear, if you drop something and it rolls underneath his bed you'll never get it back.

I finally reached aisle three and started to look for the contacts while Jesse and Dina looked around the store.

''Hey Bee! I think I found the thing we were looking for!'' Jesse yelled from somewhere in the back of the store. I found the contacts, grabbed them and walked over to where I heard Jesse yell.

''Where are you?'' I asked as I searched trough the many aisles in the back.

''Over here!'' I heard her yell from somewhere at my left. I walked over to where I thought she was and found her and Dina looking at some costumes.

''And how can a couple of costumes help me?'' I asked confused and crossed my arms.

''You know those Super Man and Batman costumes look like right?'' Dina said.

''Yeah.'' I replied slowly. What does a Superman or Batman costume have to do with me?'' What about them?''

'' Well those costumes have fake muscles in them to make you look stronger. We could buy one in your size and cut out his torso and use that to cover up your breasts.'' Jesse finished with a big smile on her face.

''Hmmm, that's not a bad idea at all. Okay let's do it.'' I said.

After ten minutes of trying out different costumes we decided to go with a Robbin costume. We chose that because... well the others were just to big and made me look like an overbuild bodybuilder. We went to pay for the costume and the contacts by the old man who was still a little bit grumpy. Oh well. It's his own fault to dress up like a lame ghost. We paid the old man and left.


''We're almost there. Are you ready Bee?'' Dina asked from the front seat.

''I guess.'' I replied back from the back seat. Right now we were in the car driving in Townsville to Boomers' new private school. We were driving in Dina's' car because someone had to drop me there and since Jesse broke her car last month she couldn't drive.

The whole week me, Jesse and Dina were busy with my plan to make me look like a boy. We spent the whole week spying on the boys at our school, some random boys at the skate park

and the arcade. We observed them the whole time we were there and then I tried to copy them at home with Dina and Jesse. I think some of the guys at the skate park thought we were stalkers since we got caught twice and had to make up some lame excuse about why we were looking at them from behind the bushes. Yeah I know not the best place but it was the only place to hide the three of us unnoticed. The only reason why we got caught was because someone and with someone I mean Dina was talking to loud about how hot some guy looked. Seriously, if she didn't talked that loud we didn't had to move to another bush which had nettles. Then Jesse didn't had to sit on one and blow our cover by running trough the bush and destroying it by stepping on it while she run away. Anyways we also spent the whole week to make my voice sound deeper and making sure my wig and fake torso were comfortable so that they wouldn't fall of if I played soccer or did anything else. And we looked for some of Boomers' clothes that I could wear instead of buying new ones.

''Okey where here!'' Dina yelled snapping me from my thoughts from last week. She parked the car in front of the school. Giving me a chance to take a good look at the school and the students. It looked like a normal high school except with the, you know, uniforms and the fact that the building was big as fuck. The school had a gigantic campus so I assume that the big building I'm seeing is where the dorms are.

I stepped out of the car and grabbed my suitcase and duffel bag before I closed the door behind me. I turned to look at Jesse and Dina who were in the front seat smiling at me.

''Goodluck Bee! Remember to call us of you need any help.'' Dina said from behind Jesse inside the car.

''Yeah, but you can call us to if you just wanna talk or wanna hang out somewhere.'' Jesse said smiling.

''Thanks guys. I'll make sure to call you guys.'' I said. I watched them drive out of the parking lot before I turned around to the school. Okay, this is it. I started to walk to the building. Dragging my suitcase behind me and swinging my duffel bag on my shoulder. I already had my schedule and dorm keys. The only thing I needed to do was to find my dorm.

After getting lost twice and asking five people where my dorm was I took the elevator to the third floor where my dorm was. Once the doors opened I was greeted by a football that was heading straight for my face. I ducked just in time before it hit the wall behind me. I quickly stepped out of the elevator but tripped. I looked back to see what made me trip. Curled up on the floor lied a guy -probably passed out- with teddy bear in his hand. I decided to ignore him since there was no use of yelling at him at the moment. I picked up my stuff and got up to be almost pushed against the wall by some guy who got the football out of the elevator.

Okay what the fuck is going on here? I backed up against the wall and looked around to find out what the hell is going on here. I looked left back to the elevator. It already closed, so there was no turning back now. In front of the elevator still lied the guy with the teddy bear. Until now I noticed that there was an open door next to the elevator. All of a sudden some guys run in with a football. I guess they were the ones who nearly hit me in the head with a football and almost pushed me against the wall. I looked to my right to see even more guys running around. Somewhere trowing food at each other, others were wrestling and even one guy was standing there with only a towel wrapped around him.

Not wanting to stand here anymore I checked my schedule to see what number my dorm was. Okay lemme see... number 209. I looked up from my schedule just in time to see another football heading my way. Again I quickly ducked and looked across the hall searching for number 209. I finally saw it...at the end of the hallway... Oh god, you got to be kidding me.

Okay Buttercup. You've watched a lot of ninja films when you were little. Now it's time to use all that knowledge to reach you dorm with out getting hit by a football, food or getting crushed by the guys who are wrestling. I took a deep breath and... run for my fucking life trough all the guys and reached my dorm. Hey, I said I watched them not that I could remember anything from them nor can I do that stuff.

I quickly opened the door and went inside. I closed the door and sighed in relief before I turned around to be greeted by three guys who were staring at me. Each had an eyebrow raised.


Okay, so I hope everyone is happy about this chapter because it took me a while before I finally finished this chapter :s Anyways I noticed I made a few grammar mistakes (which I'm ashamed of :$) so if you find some please tell me so that I can correct them :)

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