Chapter 4: The continuation of the 1st day


Disclaimer: I don't own any kh characters or sqaure enix or anything thanx! This chapter is pretty much a follow up of chapter 1 for those of you who are wondering. Anywayz i made the story so that ch 2, and 3 explained the lack of understanding in ch 1 so chapters 2 and 3 were like basically flashbacks to give you insight on the story and more understanding of what is currently going on. So Chapter one was kind of a cliff hanger..for those of you who care! Please if you have any advice for chapter 5 can you give it to me?
Sora sat there on the kitchen floor when he was all out of dog songs but then one more song popped into his head.."Who let the dogs out who who who who who" HAHAHA, Sora had know choice but to let that laugh out of his system because of the fact that it just made such a natural classic! "Are you done yet?" Riku growled angrily.. Sora sat there for at least 5 minuts trying to figure out if he was actually done or if he had to get anything else out of his system. Eventually he met his defeat to his lack of dog puns! "You know Sora we wouldn't be in this situation if you weren't so damn sensitive!" Riku remarked...Sora had to think for a minute because he did blame Riku for this entire mess even though it was truly his fault,but then again Riku is the one that claimed memorials day was tuesday this year (not that it really had anything to do with the bet) "Hey" sora finally said, " I'm the one who got brutally abused just for questioning your coolness!" "You have no right to call me sensitive you Ginormous DORK" ( Truly no pun intended..and for those of you who have know idea what i mean you just missed a huge joke). Riku looked down at Sora who was still on the floor in recovery mode. " Hey Riku" sora began, "Why were you in such a hurry to get in here?" Riku looked at sora in a puzzled why the hell do you think i was in such a hurry way! "Well sora to answer you question it's 100 DEGREES OUTSIDE AND I SMELL LIKE DOG FERTILIZER, NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT SEIFER TOOK UP HUNTING RIGHT AFTER I TOLD HIM TO GET A LIFE AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT WE'RE HIS FIRST VOLENTEER TARGETS...well except the volenteer part,"Sora paused because he realized just how brave Riku really was... earlier he didn't even think Riku would go through with it and now he was like ... SUPER RIKU coming to the rescue... no not super riku Ultra SUPER DUPER UBER RIKU.Sora began to turn red when he realized that the suit itself added to the heat 100 fold... Sora started to cry because he also realized that while it's easy to get the suit on he never really knew how to get it off... This led to several problems which i will lay out below or after this sentence:Problem #1 he had to take a major dump...poopie...#2 He had to pee and he was sweating like.. well a dog (know pun intended this time i swear). So now that you all Know what Sora is going through lets continue shall we? "Riku help meeee i really gotta go!" Riku stared down at Sora realizing that now it was his turn for sweet revenge.. "HAHAHA," Riku laughed disturbingly (even to himself) "wait a minute let me tone my maniacle laugh down just a little...ahemahem...Hahahahaha, you want me to help you after all that i went through the past hour i've been here...?" Riku smirked a smirky smirk that you only smirk to be annoying or think something is extra ,especially, ironically, funny... "let me get this straight for ya buddy... I'd quite frankly rather get shot... Sora pouted and then thought to himself "Mabey that's not such a bad idea..." Sora struggled to get up.. "Hey Riku can you just come here for a second" sora requested, Riku looked at him wondering why would Sora ask him to come any closer than he already was but had completely forgotten that Seifer just happened to be waiting outside with a really nice gun and was hebeing unresonably mean to sora. .. "Riku can you just go get me that minny pale outside in the front yard so i can unzip this thing?" Riku thought this was actually a reasonable request... He thought until he began to fulfill it. Sora just happened to give riku a little more help than he needed to get outthe door then Sora slammed it shut soULTTRA SUPER DUPER UBER RIKU was just Riku locked out of the house.. For a moment Sora felt bad but Riku literally asked for it... Remember.. "I'd rather get shot" well heres his chance... "Sora you idiot when i get my hands on you i'm gonna bang your head against the wall so hard that even your tiny microscopic brain 'll be visible" Sora secretly loved making riku angry because if he could pull it off long enough Riku would eventually cry..and that usually doesn't take long considering the circumstances!
"Riku, Sora where are you two," Kairi asked herself, she liked to question herself when she didnt have anything better to do. "Riri get over here," Yuffie beckoned, "you know i'm tired of waiting on those two monkey butts to come when they get here i'm gonna make sure they wear those stupid suits long enough for all of Destiny Islands to see, point, and laugh really hard!" Kairi got up, turned walked in the house, and walked back out with a Ginormous bottle that said in big bold letters SUPER GLUE.. everyone turned to look at Kairi who was slowly but surely becoming more and more like well... them. This pleased them and made them laugh really hard.
"Sora what are you doing?" Mrs.Hikari asked, "oh nothing uhh mommy can you unzipp my special suit so i can go potty?" Sora said as if trying extra hard to seem like an innocent five year old, which even for him was way out of bounds. "of coarse i can sweety but isn't your friend Riku supposed to come over today?" Sora paused, "oh yeah he is isn't he" Sora lied as though he hadn't been there already. Riku took this opprutunity to knock on the door...Sora skipped off merily to the bathroom to relieve himself of all the extra stress. Mrs. Hikari opened the door only to find a Pitiful riku crying on the ground with a bullet in his left butt cheek...actually the bullet never actually touche his skin because he still had the doggy outfit on..fortunately the bullet misser his tale or his wagging days would have been over.

Hey everybody i know i said i'd only update if i got enough reviews but that wouldn't be fair to the people who do take the time to review also in the next chapter Sora and Riku are gonna Finally...Sike you have to read k but i promise you won't be disapointed!