HARRY POTER ANDF THE RETUNR OF THAT RASH
A/n:I dunt own this stoy (Harry Potter n co.) bhut I wiosh I did. one time I had a drem wher I was JK Rolling and I had big ass tities and touched them a lot. i9t was hot and so is she. XXX luv the Alexs
sed Haru cos of tha magic rash spell he got form Cho Chink gorl who got fromn Feltch gurndskeepaer when he rapped he in backk of debutant at prom in him van its alrigt im a doctor.
hay hary ive got a cream that mebbe' says ALexs "here it will give you matgic health."
'Kthx Alw3sx,' 'cus im itchin up a storm ova ere.'
' lol wan me to scraklcth thet with my teef?' sad Hermedmeio.
Harry borked with laffta,'nise tri but u hav no teeth, ebing traler trash n all.'
'lol'
Hazza-ma-tazz squirted some of dat shit on his offected areas (onli exrtenal use) & massaged litely into skin. "It feel all tingly and whatnot"
'yer,' sed Alesds. '
It suppost to" (but he sniggered quitely)
"WATE A MIN THIS IS STARTING TO BURN OUSH OMG OMFG OMGOMG" SCREMED HARRY.
'LMAO I tfricked you its actually fire" lorfed Alwed\s
"hahahaha gud one repleid Daniel pot.' But y?'
'because Hollyweene is coming up and I want to do lots of twinks but not treats cuz im sick of candy and eating - I'm pro-ana now u no:"
"I kniow.' Answed Hari.
'o'
CHAPAPT 2!
the nife came down and down andown a dokw and down again aodfn down and down uinto soft fluffy flesh nd crimsn life fulids gushes like blood alexy mouth droiped with it and he kild profes migit fuckin tiny midgit on bed
peopl com in2 bed room have shock look on there face 'WTF FUCKING WHAT?; FUCKIN WHAT.'
Al;ex ripped flosh more nd put it all ova place
"lol april folls"
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN BOUT
I told u b4. apil fools comin up n twinks and prona uno?
"I kniow.' Answed Hari.
'o'
U mean 'lol'
'lol'
chORPER 3
"I am Mrs Wesly,' said Mr Weasly.
'Dad gedout of mams clothz' ron yeleleledled. 'PERV"
'sry. So wut the problem with ol' Harri Botter then?
"he has a rash"
As if on q, Harry magicked a hej-hog and wiped its back on his balls 4 relief.,
' g wiz fellas.'
I. NO. RITE.
"Majik has failed us " says father Ron. 'Thats what ifink anyway: MUGGLES 4 LYF G"
'huh'
'nut rilli. But I do like them. Go to this unmagic dr. n maybe hell say what will ficks it." Ron;s dad gave him a business ca4rd.
So they did.
"I have medicine for that." Said dortoc
Harry almsot used it but recognised it in time. It was FIRE.
'WHAT'
DOCTOR WAS AELX
'o'
'lol'
'yeah lol' said everybody . Then rons dad came in and was aalwex'
'HAOPPY BIRTHDFAY I QWWAS ONKLY JUOKEN YELLLEd i mean yelled the aloexs'.' Your prezent was fun."
The ahrry thank them (alexs) but scratched sum more on their rashed scin. They had tu get him kured rite away or his rash wud bcom him and hed b ded. probly
CHAPTERM FoYR
In whic Hargie is a unicorn
in showers ther is lods of hot guysd an after footbal gaems on broms called QUidotch nd some1 was peepin tom on them ad saw hagersid walin past 8in his jockies he was hung like a harpy' he said later to th othe giuuys like this big lol
'I dun bielf u' ur a fuckin lying cnut
"it tru it tru it tir it tru! Him wilkins wilcocks the exoct size of, shap ouf nd promximty to a hoers cock. Them unicrons all got him big willy near them big wily
"I wish ma wilkons was near hors wil' sad Nevil who was mosly Asin an had v tiny proximty it was barley naer to a hores dic at all.
unicons gots 2 horns
THATS THE JOKE
CHA5TER 5
IN space no one can herar tyyou scrtem. That why u need a loudspeakr or maybe mafgic. the alex have both. Space is lkike a big black cape in your mouf and that's why you cant breath in it. While its in you. Stars are like glitta in the cloth that mayks it pritiALecxxs and Hary and Hairymoine n ron and DUmble dor an Harged werlyin on grasssy hill passin round a spliff, lukin art the stars/
"Did you ever tyhink how big the world i?s say Alexs.
' nop' replied Haryr
'It real big"
"omg,' shotued Snape. 'whart if put wolvedemort all the way on the other dide of the werld?'
`Evertybody sat up and agrede. HAHAHA you cannot do that becAuse I m alreday hERE! Suddenly a stars came down frotm the air and trunt into Vlodamurt. Then he sai 'Now you and i ahve tu go into space Alexs and fite 4 the afinal tiym.'
Wat about mi?" cried Harry "Daniel Radcif" Rad. 'I wanna helpp to!'
"no honey is best if you stay here.' Alex paatted his bf on the sholder then made out wiv hima bit. Harry got tounge. THsedn Harry swapped the cum into Harmony's mouth and it was hawt . Shi swalled it & waz just hapy to get attnsion(both in temp n sexyniss_. The million of heroez (aLexsx, 'memba?] used they brume to flie in2 spase with Valdermo
ChapTTE THE NEXT
"I wish" confieded Horry to the Hermerdion 'that I culd ov gone with him and fort the baddies.'
'But ou can! Lets goa dn kill Vodlernmt jr.!' suggested Run.
'he is mounting a atteck from the rear of the country' instructed Dumble who always knows lots of shit. 'so go to the bum of the country (Irelond) and kill hime army and then him'
'How?'
'Do it slowli or else the bok wil end too sune.'
'kthx dumble uv always bin there fur uz.' 'I try!' he exclaimed, vury plesed with himself. unfortunately he died of aids the ugly faggot. ALso Volermurt the IInd (Wormtongue) gave in 2 him because of him all being evil. Hi had madgic thet cud do it. So he did du it to the l8 Dore. For all his bad bits the junior baddie was gud at killin ppl whu r born rong whu want to fuk they own dudes with same gentials. now god could put thigns rite and purifi the Dumbleur's confuzed sprirt. UNles hed coruptet othas in wich case hed burn 4eva n eva lol
