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Haku

Haku: Do doodily doot dooty doo, HI ZABBY!

Zabuza: I thought i told you not to call me that in public

Haku: what publi we're in the woods

Zabuza: no...we're in apartment, how on Earth did you get woods?

Haku:that...tree in the corner

Zabuza: well...whatever, make me a sammich

Haku: scoff, thatll be the day

Zabuza: dont make me get out of my Lazy boy chair

Haku: You've let yourself go ever since You fell in that river, but then I saved you because I survived somehow.

Zabuza: I saved myself!

Haku: You and your pride...

Zabuza: I'm still waiting on my sammich

Haku: make your own damn sandwhich

Zabuza then rushed out of his chair grabbed his sword from out of the wall and held it up to Haku's neck

Haku: GASP! you got it outta the wall! you're the new king!

Zabuza: since when did you have a sense of humor?

Haku: since how long have you been overcompensating

He said, gesturing towards the sword.

Zabuza:...you didnt have to got that far...

Zabuza ran into the corner and cried, Haku made him a sandwhich, and he sliced Haku's leg off after getting his sandwhich

Zabuza: Fake emotions always get you.

Later that Day

Zabuza: Oh, yeah...and tomorrow we'll be having guests...

Haku: why?

Zabuza:...Knitter's anonymous

Haku:I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM!

Zabuza: no...it's for people who like to knit to assemble in a place free of judgement

Haku: oh..I'll make the sandwhiches

Zabuza: Oh, sure you'll make sandwhiches for random people off the street but not ME

Haku: this is different

Zabuza: how?

Haku: they didnt cut my leg off

Zabuza: oh, ONE time!

Haku: ITS A LIMB!

Zabuza: whatever...

The next knit-tastic day in Kohona

Kakashi:...I wonder why today feels so...Knit-tastic

Kakashi walked outside without getting dressed, like every day, and walked towards the strip club, like every day, where he spent two to three hours before he remembered that he has students to teach.

Kakashi: crap! better hurry!

And Kakashi did indeed hurry, but was distracted by the hundred of flyers attached to polls, windows, building and people, by kunais.

Kakashi:..Knitters anonymous?

Gai: SO YOU'RE GOING TO!?! GOOD FOR YOU! KNITTING IS INCREDIBLY YOUTHFUL!!!!!!!! THAT'S WHY IM DRAGGING MY STAR PUPIL ALONG!! BECAUSE I KNOW HE'LL LOVE IT!!!

Kakashi:...why would I go to this?and do you have to yell?

Gai: YELL?!

kakashi: yes, yell, you do it constantly

Gai: I HADN'T NOTICED

Kakashi: why are you going to this, you dont have a knitting problem, do you?

Gai: NEVER! BUT I LOVE A CHANCE TO COMPETE!

kakashi: it's not really a competi-

Gai:SILENCE YOURSELF GREAT RIVAL!!!! DO NOT ASK FOR WHOM THAT VICTORY BELL TOLLS!

kakashi: I dont hear..

Gai: IT TOLLS FOR ME!!! STAR PUPIL!!!!!!! GET YOUR KNITTING LEOTARD ON!!! ITS TIME TO SHOW THOSE ANONYMOUS PEOPLE WHO KICKS THE KNITTING WORLD'S ASS!

Kakashi: ok, well..Ive got students to get to...

Gai:WHATS? THAT YOU SAY!? OF COURSE YOU CAN COME WITH ME!

So Gai bound and gagged Kakashi and tossed him in the Gai mobile, then headed toward's Lee's house.

meanwhile at Zabuza's house

Zabuza: Got the sammiches?

Haku: yeah, quite obviously

Haku said walking out of the kitchen with a large tray of sandwhiches, and a bright yellow aprin with "Tip the chef" written on it and neon pink flowers.

Zabuza: nice...apron

Haku: why thank you

Just then there was some yelling, and a knock at the door. Zabuza got up and walked towards the door. Gai burst thru the door on his bike. Kakashi was flung ontop of Haku, Lee was flung out the window and guy skidded onto the floor and knocked the table with the sandwhiches on it into the pool.

Zabuza:...quite the entrance

Kakashi:

Gai: THANK YOU! WHEN DOES THE COMPETITION BEGIN!

Haku: competition?

Kakashi had meneuvered out of the ropes and gag, and was knitting something

Zabuza: well...im not much for knitting so ill just...make and oragami swan, i guess...

Haku: what do you mean? you knitted all my clothes, especially this apron.

Zabuza: SHUT UP, i just felt like oragami...

Haku: k...then ill make some more sandwhiches

Zabuza: k...

And so Zabuza began to fold paper. Gai had already begun knitting faster than Kakashi out of spite. There was a knock at the door. Haku answered it,Gai and Kakashi stopped the competetion that only existed in Gai's mind.

Haku: would you like a sandwhich?

At the training grounds

Sasuke: Kakashi has never been this late before

Naruto:...Where's Sakura

Sasuke:mental ward

Naruto: howd that happen?

Sasuke: She killed again

Naruto: oh...I miss Sai

Sasuke: as do I

Naruto: When's she getting back?

Sasuke: who cares?

Naruto: I do

Sasuke: she doesnt even like you

Naruto: yeah...I know...

Sasuke: So why do you still try? why no go with someone who already likes you

Naruto:...are you hitting on me?

Sasuke: no dumbass, i meant Hinata

Naruto:...Hinata likes me?

Sasuke: obviously

Ino: Hi Sasuke, whyd you leave so quickly yesterday?

Sasuke: What do you mean?

Ino: well, you were in my room with this...love poem...and...

Sasuke:...why would I be in your room? did you roofie me?

Naruto: Hi Ino, do you know where Hinata is?

Ino: Down by the waterfall

Naruto: great

And so Naruto ran off to find Hinata, Ino was mysteriously never found after that day, and that's all for now.

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