Mistletoe Madness – A Buchou's Nightmare

Buchou Number 3 – Sanada Genichirou

"Genichirou, you do know that they're going to come after you this year instead of Seiichi?" Renji Yanagi said as he walked with the vice captain of their team to the club house.

Sanada actually grimaced a bit, "Don't remind me." He muttered.

"Just be careful." Renji warned, "I have a made a note that there are three thousand six hundred and ninety seven different places that can have mistletoes hung in this school." He said as he rubbed his jaw lightly. "Our club room alone can handle two hundred and thirty seven."

Sanada just looked at him thinking about the statistics.

"Also I do must warn you that Nioh will help them all the way." He said turning his face to look at Sanada. "He is after all a shadow member in that committee."

"What is Nioh doing in that council?" Sanada muttered as his eyes narrowed while making a mental note to make Nioh so exhausted today that he would not have the energy to do anything.

"I imagine blackmail." Renji answered, "Those pictures will be useful." He said smiling.

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"We do not care if he is your vice captain." Yumi told Nioh as she crossed her arms. "You have signed a contract and will be abiding to it."

"As long as you fulfill your side of the contract; I am content." Nioh answered with a snicker.

"And part of the agreement to make you do this." Sai spoke as she waked in with two envelopes. "These are of Tezuka and Atobe." She said smugly as she placed both envelopes in his hands.

Nioh grinned opening the envelope then pulled the pictures. They were not pretty as he smile got even bigger. "You girls are good."

Yumi crossed her arms again, "Did you underestimate our abilities?"

"No." Nioh said shaking his head, "But I will be very surprised if you break Sanada."

All the girls smiled.

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As Sanada walked out of his classroom he was a bit relieved, but at the same time on alert. He held his book bag over his shoulders and waked hurriedly across the hall, as he turned he bumped into someone.

"Ooooooh…."

Sanada blinked and looked down as he heard the voice. He saw a girl sprawled on the floor holding onto her knees, "Are you alrig…" he asked, then stopped as he realized something. "I'm not falling for that Keiko." He said flatly walking away from her.

Keiko sat up glaring. She took her walkie talkie out of her shirt and pressed the button. "Yumi."

"Yumi here, speak." cackle

"He counterattacked and recognized me."

"Hmm…" Sai's voice came over the device.

"He has apparently been warned by the data man." Yumi considered, "You girls proceed with the operation. I will speak to the data man."

"Yes, leader." Keiko nodded to herself as she stood up and ran after Sanada.

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While Renji walked across the hall to one of his classrooms.

"Data man."

He stopped, "Yes, Yumi?" he said turning to the source of the voice.

The leader of the council walked towards him with a glaring to her eyes. "Did you tip him off?"

"Of course."

Yumi sighed, "What are you doing, Yanagi?" She asked, "You're supposed to help me."

"I never agreed to any matters of helping." Renji smiled a bit, "After all, I can't make Nioh's task easier? Right?" he asked as he waked away from her.

"Is this data on how Sanada acts really that worth it to you?" she shouted frustrated.

"Of course."

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"Okay, Sai." Nioh grinned waking towards her with a paper, "He will be the last one to leave the club room."

"And?"

"I will make sure to lock him in there." Nioh smirked putting his hands in his pockets.

Sai smiled mischievously, "You're evil, Nioh."

"Yep."

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"Why isn't half of the team not here?" Sanada demanded looking around at the half empty courts.

Jackal walked towards him with a wry look, "They're here, but…"

"But what, Jackal?" Sanada demanded. His mood was at its worst, all day he had been trying to avoid those stupid girls.

"They're here but passed out." Jackal answered.

"Passed out?" he asked.

Jackal pointed towards a bench where Kirihara, Bunta, and Yagyuu slept on with Renji above them noting stuff. Sanada sighed wryly and walked towards them, "Yanagi."

"Hold on." Renji muttered. "There are thirty two lipstick marks on Bunta, Twelve on Kirihara, and Yagyuu has eighty nine." He said softly jotting them down.

"Make that ninety." Nioh answered, "Someone got him at the back as well." He said with a grin lifting Yagyuu's shirt slightly to show the peculiar red lipstick mark on his back.

"I didn't know that Yagyuu was that popular."

"Not really, he just walked into a freshman's class room by mistake." Nioh smirked.

"That can't be a mistake." Sanada answered. "Yagyuu knows the school inside and out."

"Not if you change the classroom signs." Nioh grinned.

Sanada narrowed his eyes, "Masaharu." He said sharply.

"What?"

"A hundred and twenty laps."

Nioh's eyes widened, "You're joking, right?"

"Do I look like I'm joking!" Sanada demanded.

Nioh sighed, "You're no fun." He muttered as he went to do his laps.

"Cancel practice for the day, Yanagi." Sanada ordered, "And have someone carry these three back. I will stay here to practice by myself."

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"That Nioh is a pure genius." Sai whispered as she watched the events that were happening in the tennis court.

"He actually cancelled practice like he said he would." Minako said in awe.

"Ladies…" Yumi said with a smile, "In position."

"Yes!"

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As Sanada changed after practice he sighed. He had planned a whole new practice strategy for today and Nioh had to go and do something stupid and ruin it. He closed his locker and picked his stuff up and proceeded to walk to the door. As he turned the handle, the door wouldn't budge. "Hmmm…." He whispered.

He tried again, but to no avail. "Am I locked in?" he asked out loud, then sighed. "I will have to wait for the janitor." He muttered turning around and then blinked.

"You are a very difficult man to get, Sanada-san."

Sanada narrowed his eyes, "Don't you girls have anything better to do?" he asked eyeing the nine girls that stood in font of him. Didn't Renji say they were only five people? He thought.

"You should be flattered, Sanada-san." Sai said smiling, "We got more members when they heard you were on the list."

He didn't say anything.

"Shall we girls?" Keiko said.

"YES!" they all yelled.

Sanada just wished he had his sword with him.

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Finally it was much later that Nioh walked towards the clubroom and unlocking the door.

Minutes later he heard shuffling and Sanada walked out.

It took all self control Nioh had not to laugh at the state his vice captain was. "Masaharu!" Sanada said sharply handing him a paper not looking at him as he walked away.

Nioh smirked and looked at the paper. "No Freaking way?" he exclaimed when he read the content of the paper.

Nioh's Pracice Schedule for Tomorrow

Morning – 30 laps before school

Lunch – 50 laps

Practice – 50 laps

After school hours – 100 laps

Menu – Lunch will be exclusively prepared by Renji.

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Authors Note: Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! I loved pulling Nioh into this one! Hope you like! I'm trying to decide who's next? Any suggestions?