iMind-Reader

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Chapter 4: Freddie's thoughts

Sam's POV:

After lunch my mind-reading skills were going strong. I found out Ms. Briggs is in love with Randy Jackson, SO gunna use that to my advantage. I learned that Gibby puts special lotion on his belly, SO didn't need to know that. And I had to suffer through all the pointless mind-drama of every dumb girl that passed me, and the perverted things from a bunch of the guys that went by too. So most of the time, it was torture.

Except when Freddie's cake gift showed up in my locker, demonstrating that my teaching him how to pick locks stuck with him. It was glorious. Like a chocolate dream. I also spent a good amount of time laughing at the smoofy wrapping paper he chose, remembering he was in interior design.

But I hadn't gotten the chance to read his mind yet.

The school bell chimed after last hour, I jumped up and ran to my locker. I knew Freddie would show up soon, he always does. I was practically bouncing with anticipation.

Why did I want to hear his thoughts so much anyway?

……to, use them against him… and pull a prank. I convinced myself.

"Hello!" he announced himself goofily.

"Hi Freddie!" Carly chirped.

I didn't greet him, I was on a mission.

I squinted my eyes and focused, if I could focus it, towards the boy.

Nothing. If I would have thought it through I would have realized that the humming had stopped, but I was much too determined.

Maybe I wasn't close enough, I figured. I stomped towards him. He started to back away, I must have looked like I was going to hurt him or something.

"Stay still!" I ordered, he did so, shaking a little.

"Sam… you okay?" he asked. I ignored, but let out a frustrated grunt when it still didn't work.

I got closer, holding him by the shoulders so he wouldn't try to run away or something.

Nothing.

Still not close enough?

I grabbed him by the ears and pushed his forehead against mine. He was taller than me so he had to bend his neck awkwardly.

Nothing.

Well, not nothing. I couldn't read his mind, but I could feel his breath, shallow and quick. I could see into his eyes, confused and frightened and… something else. I wasn't great at reading eyes. Or expressions, I WISH I COULD READ HIS FLIPPIN' MIND! I could before!

I pushed him away, causing him to yelp in pain and grab the ears I just tugged at.

"NEVER MIND! LET'S GO TO CARLY'S!" I shouted in aggravation.

They followed behind me like sheep. Both were nervous.

When we made it back to Carly's Freddie checked the viewer comments from the last show. He read allowed the ones he liked.

"You know dork, I may be failing English but I CAN read, gimme the computer!" I commanded getting up from the couch and stomping to his stool.

"NO!" he belted out suddenly, nervously. That stopped me for a moment, but then I wanted it even more.

"Give it here!" I ordered, pointing at the device. He got up from his stool and ran away from me. I followed, gaining on him as we made laps around the island counter-top.

"STOP IT!" Carly screamed, jumping in between.

"But Carly…" I started, batting my hands in his direction.

"Sam, Sam, noooo…" she spoke to me like a dog, "Sammy want the bacon?" she asked holding up the promised meat. Suddenly I was okay with being a dog. I nod energetically. "Then Sammy has to sit down and not attack Freddie… can Sammy do that?" I do so, finding my way to the counter stools without taking my eyes off the meat. "Okay, here you go" she handed it to me. I dug in. Ooh, so good!

Freddie sat down across from me with his lap top, scanning over whatever it was I couldn't see. I wanted to steal it, but I didn't want Carly to take away my bacon more.

Yum. Meat.

…………hhhhhhh……hhh…hhh…hummm…hum…hum…

YES! It's back! And just in time! I leaned forward a little, focusing on Freddie.

humum…hum…humays: great show guys, can't wait for the next, XOXO Cathy

Hugs and kisses? Weirdo.

Alright, icarly4eva says: i loved the part when sam gave freddie a wedgie, lol

I didn't… ow.

writer~dancer44 says: carly and sam where the best! and when sam made freddie tie her shoe, hilarious! how does she get freddie to do the things he does?

I wonder that myself sometimes…

HardCoreSeddieFan (uh-oh, not this again) says: Why don't Freddie and Sam just admit it? They SO have a thing going on, its completely obvious!!! SEDDIE RULES ALL!

Well, that's, what, the fifteenth one that said something like that? We don't act that way, do we? And we are NOT going out… Sam would never go out with me. She's said it before herself. Oh well, more comments…

CreddieMakesMeCry (oi-vay) says: Awwww! Poor Freddie! Why does Carly always turn him down?!? And why does Sam have to be so mean all the time? 'Carly will never love you' ugh! Stick in there Freddie!! Kiss kiss!

I guess there are two "ships" going on. I better keep this one under the radar too. It's weird though. Sometimes the viewers are spot-on, and sometimes they are complete off! Like when they say me and Sam would be good together! We would kill each other! And when they say I'm still pining after Carly. Well, I guess I still do kind of flirt… it's just kind of a reflex I guess… maybe I should stop doing that if I don't feel, that way, anymore. I might even be leaning to-

"Sam, Freddie? Why are you so quiet?" Carly's voice broke into my conjoined thoughts with Frednub. UGH! I wanted to hear this!

"Oh, sorry Carly, just watching this awesome video."

Gotta find a video, gotta find a video, here it is!

"Alright, it's called "Sky-Diving-Tuba-Player" and it's amazing!" he exclaimed

"Show me!" Carly chimed, jumping over next to him.

I didn't watch it, even thought it sounded insane. I was too wrapped up in my own thoughts for once.

Freddie's been holding out on us? The fans… they think that when I tease him it means I… no. No. They are crazy! It's not like that! I just like it, you know, making his life miserable. It's our thing! But they also think he should be with Carly. That rose a bad feeling in my stomach. Don't they know that Carly doesn't like him like that?!? She's said it before people! Many times! They won't get together! They can't get together.

I bit my lip unsurely. Why do I feel this way?

I ate more bacon, it didn't calm me down. I looked down at the meat. I almost felt like it was causing these problems.

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