AN: OKay, not actually an episode, just the aftermath of The Worst Couple. Very Beck-centric.
I dont own Victorious
Aftermath
"Hey, Beck."
He looks up. Person. Think, Beck. Right, a person. Another human being. He said hi. Say hi back.
"Hi, Jake."
Jake? Wait, no. This is Harry. Harry, the artist. His friend, with the sandy hair, and the blue eyes. The one considered "super hot" by practically every girl in the school.
"Sorry, I mean Harry."
"It's alright, man. So, I wanted to ask you something." He looked slightly uncomfortable.
He has a question. Answer his questions.
"Yeah, sure, sounds good."
"Um, I haven't asked yet." Said Harry.
Come on, Beck, pull it together. He's an actor, right? Well, he acts. Pretending he's alive. He thinks he can survive without her. He thinks he doesn't need her around to be alive.
"So, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend…"
But, wait, he does need her. He needs her as much as he needs air. No, more. If he was given a choice between her and air, you would chose her. Jade. At least, that's what he always said. But he was given a choice. He were given the chance to put more air between himself and Jade, or pull himself and Jade closer. And he chose air.
"And, I mean, I guess I just wanted…"
God, he is such an idiot. Why didn't you open the door? What were you, high or something? Were you trying to prove a point? Well, point well proved, blockhead. You broke the girl's heart. Congrats. Want a medal or something? A trophy, maybe?
"Is it okay if I ask Jade out?"
Now he pays attention to his friend. Right after he mentions her name.
"What?"
He looks crazy. Now that he finally looks up, the dark circles under his eyes are evident. The hair is not its usual styled look. His friend looks uncertain.
"Beck?"
He falls back into his stupor.
"Yeah, sure, sounds good."
His friends face lights up. Harry does a small, subtle, fist pump.
"So, got any tips?"
"Huh?"
"You, know, for asking her out?"
Beck smiles now, slightly evilly.
"Make a big romantic gesture. Make sure you bring her flowers. Ask the waiter to make sure she has shrimp with penne, and that the tails are still on the shrimp. She likes green soup, and milk. If you dance, bite your lower lip like… this. A good date would be going to feed ducks at a lake, or something sweet and cliché like that. Wear the color yellow…"
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