Um, sorry I haven't updated this.

Usually, I would copy and paste the story right of the site, but I couldn't do it for some reason. It didn't let me copy it.

I managed to fix the problem, with help with one of the other authors of the critics, so thank you.

Enjoy!


And now back to our regular programming!


(Genesect is in of the camera.

The room looks clean.

It is evident that the bug has clean everything up.

Genesect looks calmer, but is still annoyed.)

Hey...

(The bug sighs.)

Ok, I got something to say, about my reaction to N.

(Genesect's eye has a small spasm.)

I don't like N, as you could of guessed.

He loves Pokemon, but he deemed me impure of living, because of my modifications.

When I first woke up, I wanted to explore, but N never gave me a chance.

So, I got a grudge against him...

(Genesect stands there awkwardly.)

I..had some time to calm down.

Had a cup of green tea, and went to anger management classes.

Got some anger off my chest.

And I think I'm ready to review the other half of 'Drabbles of Salt & Pepper'

I'm gonna skip over the... um, sexual parts, just the good friendship and romance ones.

(Genesect nods.)

Let's do this!


Contacts


Mew thought I was wearing red contacts when I joined the legendaries.

It was very awkward for him when he found out I don't.

Speaking of Mew, I fired him, due to him trolling me.

Good riddance to trolling rubbish!


Black looks up from his spot sitting upside-down on the couch as Cheren walks in. "Something's different about you,"


I do that sometimes when I'm bored, sitting upside-down.

Anyway, Black has noticed something different about Cheren!

I wonder what it is?


"You're quite perceptive." Snips Cheren, eyebrow raised. Black's never been one for being subtle, either.


Apollo Justice:

I just got to perceive their habit!


Flipping himself right-side up, Black leans in, eyes narrowed in concentration as he studies his friend's face. "Man… there's something different alright, but… I can't place it." (From her spot on the armchair, White only wishes she had something to snack on as she watches.)


(Genesect has a popcorn bucket, and is eating furiously from the bucket.)


Then Bianca walks in, a familiar pair of red half-frame glasses situated in front of her eyes. Black takes notice and jumps in front of her. "Something's different about you, too!" He proclaims.


(Genesect falls back, anime style. He gets back up.)

YOHOHOHOHO!

Seems the author has taken inspiration from Black 2 and White 2!

Many people had thought, and still thinks, that Bianca has stolen Cheren's glasses!

And, Black, being the idiot he is, can't tell what the difference is!

Very funny!


Cheren sighs and pinches his nose, wondering if Black is being funny or just plain stupid. It's always hard to tell with him.


That's how Victini feels about me.

Maybe I should be smarter...


Music


(Genesect seems to be in thought)

Now, where have I heard that before?


Black walks into the living room and stops at the spectacle taking place before him. White is in the middle of the room, dancing to a salsa CD lent to her by Bianca.


(Genesect grins)

I wonder who Keldeo will react if he caught Meloetta doing that?

I would laugh.


Her eyes are closed in concentration and a satisfied grin is plastered across her face.


I wonder what she's thinking...?


As White swings her hips to the rhythm, Black wonders why she took up dancing:the last time she tried dancing to actual music she got entangled in a window curtian so bad that it had be cut off from the window sill.


(Genesect stares, then laughs)

YOHOHOHOHO!

White so bad at dancing!

YOHO!

Meloetta would be disappointed!

(Meloetta runs in suddenly)

"That's true!"

(She runs off as quickly as she came in.

Genesect just stared at where she disappeared.)

Ok, then...

CONTINUE!


"What's that song you like so much about hips?" Black asks, startling White out of her ballerina fantasy.

"'Hips Don't Lie'?"

"They sure don't."


(Genesect is looking through a computer, on YouTube, looking for something, with some headphones on.

He suddenly grins, then turns towards the camera.)

That song exists!

It's quite good. I can see why it fits with this drabble.

The next drabble is, um...

...got a sex reference in it, so...

I'm just gonna skip it...


Book

White notices that ever since Cheren became a Gym Leader, he carries around a book with him everywhere. At first, she doesn't think much of it, but the more she sees him, the more she gets curious about it. She tried asking Bianca, but the blonde's been too busy helping Professor Juniper that she doesn't know.


I like how the author of this actually used canon things in this drabble. It's good to know that the author knows what he's writing.

I don't mind fan-canon, but only if it makes sense, or it is explained.

I hate it when an author doesn't explain.

Like THAT FIC!


"Hmm, I think there is an a/v plug in the box." Said Genesect. Genesect pulls out the plastic bag out of the box and it was an hdmi plug instead of an a/v plug.


(Genesect looks very pissed, sparks coming out of him.

He stops, then counts to ten.

When he stops, he sighs)

Let's continue...


After a while, White forgets all about it until she accompanies Black to Cheren's Gym one day. Black tends to be a lot less tactful than her her, so when he notices the book, he just asks about it.


I think 'tactful' means being less obvious at the issue at hand, and being more honest.

Victini says I'm less tactful than any of the other legends.

I'll...work on that...


Cheren turns slightly pink and mumbles an answer, but he's too quiet so Black asks again.

"It's a Pokemon League Rulebook. I just became a Gym Leader, so I'm still not sure about every-"

His answer is drowned out by Black collapsing in a fit of laughter. In response, Cheren refuses to battle him, to Black's displeasure.


(Genesect is trying not to laugh.)

Heh...

That's kinda funny!

Not obvious cracked humor, but just subtle bits to make this funny.

Fantastic!

The next one doesn't have a sex reference, but I decided to skip it, due to there being a hint of it.

So, onto the next one!


Combination

"Ice cream," Says Black, holding out a hand.

"Ice cream." echoes White, handing him a scooping utensil holding said dessert. "Bananas too?"


Homer Simpson: Mmmmm... Ice cream... *gargles*


"Of course," Black takes the peeled fruits and arranges them in the bowl before standing back and staring at their confectionery creation. "Hm... it's still missing something."

"Chocolate fudge!" Exclaims White, having found a jar in the pantry. "And sprinkles!"


(Genesect is covered in various ice cream and sauces)

What?

I was hungry, and I craved ice cream!

Nothing to pull a gag relating to this drabble!


"What in Arceus's name are you two doing?" asks Cheren, poking his head into the kitchen, utterly bemused.

"Behold!" Black holds out the elongated bowl of sundae, White beaming next to him. "The Chessboard Sundae! Chocolate and vanilla ice cream, with bananas, whipped cream, fudge, and sprinkles!"


To be honest, I prefer mint choc chip.


Cheren simply stares before saying, "You two are a diabetic's worst nightmare."


YOHOHOHOHO!

I hate to be a diabetic if I see that.

No offense to any of you who are.

Everyone is great in this world, unless you are one of the bad people, then you are not great at all.


Messy

Cheren is a bit of a neat freak.


Huh... Never of thought that...


He supposes it's one of the things he got from his mother, not that he resents the fact or anything. It tends to get a little annoying, especially since he has so much do


Normally, since I hate grammar mistakes, I would rage, but since the author is pretty good at these stories, I'll look over it...


,with him being a Gym Leader now and everything.

The only real problem, so to speak, is his relationship with Bianca. Now that they've been sharing an apartment, her natural disorderly tendencies have been shining through in spades. It's gotten so bad since they've both been so busy that everything gets piled up on the floor, ganwing away at Cheren's psyche each passing day things go without being organized.


This reminds me of the time me and Victini had to go sort out Mew's collection of stuff. He manages to stuff all into on room, with little organization.

It was very messy!

I got buried under a mountain of crap!


Finally, after a free weekend, he gets everything in tip-top shape, so he and Bianca spend the evening getting reacquainted.

"I wanna try something," says Bianca, pushing up the red glasses that were his for so long.

"Alright then," says Cheren, apprehensive.


I'm not liking where this is going, so I'm gonna skip this bit.

So the next one is called Pride.

Well, you know what they say.

Pride comes before a fall...


Pride

"Do you think they'd be proud of me?" asks Black one afternoon, sitting upside-down on the couch, his face getting flushed with blood.

"Who?" replies White, leaning against the couch on the floor, flipping through television channels absent-mindedly.

"Our kids," Black says as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.


I heard Manaphy is the only one of the legendaries that can breed. Which is good, according to Groudon, because he doesn't want tiny versions of me running around.

I wonder if he's trying to say something...?


"Let's see," White sticks out her tongue in mock concentration as she ticks off her boyfriend's achievements on her fingers. "Current Champoin of the Unova League, disbanded Team Plasma, Hero of Ideals..." She leans her back to look him, smiling. "... and the sexiest man alive. Yes, I think they'll be very proud, if not jealous."


They better get married first. I know some Pokemon who would flip at that idea of sex before marriage.

(Genesect looks slightly disheartened)

Calling your dad 'sexy'? That's... I'm not sure about that, but I think that's wrong in some way...


"Although, I sure they won't like you calling their dad 'sexy'. No one wants to hear that."


Fair point.

LET'S MOVE ON!


Kindness

"You remember N, right?" says White, peering over the top of the morning's newpaper.


(Genesect looks very angry)

…..N...!


"Of course," replies Black, through a mouthful of cereal. He swallows and wipes his mouth with the back of his hand. "Creepy green-haired guy. Why?"


That's right! He is a creep! He tried to KILL ME!

Never liked him...

(Genesect grumbles)


White turns around the paper to show Black a full page ad: N is displayed dead-center, with the text thanking "my friends Black & White for their warmth and good natures."


(Genesect is quiet)

I take that back now, him being a creep. That's quite nice, if you think about it.

Still don't like him though...


Black almost chokes on his next bite of cereal. "W-what'd he go and do that for?!" He sputters with a cough, eyes watering.

"Probably because we were the first people outside of Team Plasma to treat him nicely." White says matter-of-factly, turning the paper back to read it, as Black pushes away his bowl, now feeling too queasy to eat.


(Genesect is quiet again.)

I can't say much about this one. On one hand, it's nice. It shows true friendship between humans, and how they are thankful of each other. That's something I really like.

On the other, it's got N. Enough said.

CONTINUE!

(Genesect looks at the next one, and shakes his head.)

On second thought, lets go to a different one. This has got another sex reference.


Love

Seven-year-old Black watches his mother flip through a scrapbook, smiling reminiscently at the memories emblazed on the photographs. Sometimes she would smile, frown, or laugh a little, then flip to the next page.


That's... very nice, really. A good calm part. I like that.


Black hoists himself onto the couch next to his mother, leaning to look at the pictures. One particular photo catches his eye: his mother, young and bright, in a wedding dress, standing next to a tall man in a tuxedo. The photo's badly burned in one corner, the man's face missing completely.

His mother notices and smiles a little. "That's your father."


Due to how the legends's age works, since some of us are much younger, some of the older legends adopt the younger ones. I think Dialga has Celebi as his daughter.

Me?

I haven't got a parent. Though I look seventeen, in chronologically order, I'm much older than the younger legends. I died around 66 million years ago, and was revived around four.

I'm still considered a teenager by the older legends, though.

I wonder what it is like to have a dad...?


"… What happened to him?"


Indeed, what happened?


His mother sighs, suddenly looking very weary and tired. "He's out there, somewhere, I'm sure."

Black's little brain chugs along in thought. "Why'd you marry him if he wasn't gonna be around?"

"Because I loved him." She replies, running a hand through her son's unruly brown hair. "I still do, I suppose."

Black still didn't understand. "Then why'd he leave?"

Another sigh. "Sometimes, Black… people will do anything to make sure their sweetheart is happy. Even if it means not being there with them…"


(Genesect is silent.)

I hope none of the other legends have to make that choice...

….


Even today, as he watches White sleep next to him, Black wonders if he's prepared to make that kind of sacrifice if he needs to.


(Genesect smiles faintly.)

That was pretty good.

Let's move on!


Restaurant

"How did you ever get reservations for a place like this?" Cheren asks Black as Bianca looks around in awe at the extravagance of the restaurant the four of them are having dinner.


I wish I could go there, to taste the food.

But, I think all the humans would freak out.


"Ahaha… well, it's a bit of a funny story, really." Black smiles sheepishly, scratching the back of his neck. Next to him, White sips her drink, trying not to look at anyone else.

Cheren gives his friend a stone-faced stare. "You owe this place money somehow, don't you?"

Black looks away, muttering something about a gentleman and getting slapped across the face with a glove. "He challenged my honor. It got a little out of hand, so…"


(Genesect has a top hat and a monocle on)

Indeed, my dear fellow! My friends and I was going out a bit of posh lunch! Jolly hole!


"A 'little' out of hand?" snips White. "You demolished half of their kitchen, injured three waiters, and almost reduced the owner to tears."


Ron Burgundy: Well, that escalated quickly...


"Well, that explains it." Cheren holds his glass out to Black. "More water, please, garcon."

"Coming right up…" grumbles Black.


That's karma for you, kid, and leave it at that.


Wonder


Though it was written before X and Y came out, don't even get me started on the Wonder Trade!


"'If you could have any one question answered honestly, what would you ask?'" Reads White off of the card, before setting it down and staring around at Black, Cheren, and Bianca. "I think I'd ask what I'll be doing in five years."


Or...you could find Dialga and ask him. I prefer that.


"I'd ask about how I can eat as many sweets as I want without getting sick," chirps Bianca.


(Mew suddenly floats in fast)

"SWEETS?!"

NO!

"Aww..."


"I want to know how Black can be so stupid and smart at the same time." Drawls Cheren, chin resting in his hand, glaring at said person next to him.


Victini wonders that about me as well.

I wonder if he's trying to tell me something?


"Black, how about you?"

Black answers, without hesitation: "Why White and I don't have fathers and what happened to them."

Everyone else simultaneously decides not to play this game around early June anymore.


(Genesect nods.)

Huh, very good, this one, like the others. Well, the ones without a sex reference.

Let's continue!


Bike

"Check it out!" White beams as she pulls the cover off of her brand-new bicycle, presenting it to Cheren and Bianca. "Look what Black bought me."


Freddie Mercury: Bicycle race! Bicycle race! Bicycle race!


"Her old one rusted over, so it's an early birthday present." Explains Black. "Newest model on the market, too."


I got rusted once.

A massive tsunami was about to hit an island in Oblivia, and some of the legends went out to stop it. I got hit by some of it, and I couldn't move for a week. It's was quite painful...


"Impressive." Admits Cheren, while Bianca pouts a little. "… What?"

"You never got me a new bike." The blonde says.

"Because yours is still in good condition… somehow." Cheren adds in an undertone as Bianca turns away. "Anyways, I'm happy for you, White."

"Thanks, Cheren. Black loves to spoil m—" Her sentence is cut short by a sudden burst of electricity, which hits the bike dead-on, frying it to a crisp. Everyone turns in shock to Bianca, who starts frantically apologizing for her Minccino's poor aim with Thunderbolt.


(Genesect looks confused.)

Is this referring to something? Anyway, Bianca's being a bit of a brat, having her Minccino zap White's bike out of jealous...


"I'm so sorry! I was trying to see if I could hit my bike from here so Cheren could get me a new one…"


Ok, I take that back about purposely zapping White's bike. But still, a bit bratish, much?

Just zapping her bike to get Cheren to buy her a new one.

I guess it's just the author writing her like that. Bianca is a bit ditzy, coming to think about it...


While Cheren leads Bianca away to talk, Black consoles White, who looks like she doesn't know if she should cry of scream. "It's okay, I've heard of people who get their bikes ruined like that all the time…"


YOHOHOHOHO!

That's a reference to Ash and Pikachu! I don't watch the anime much, but I know a reference when I see one!

Hilarious!

I believe the next drabble is the last one, so let's get on it!


Pool


(Genesect is frowning.)

I'm not going in one...

I'll rust.


"Hey, where did the boys go?" asks Bianca, sitting up on the sun chair she's been tanning on.


Have some sunscreen on, Bianca! Don't want you needing some Burn Heal!


White lifts up her sunglasses and scans the surface of the water: she sees lots of other patrons, but neither Cheren nor Black. "Well, if I had to guess…"


Hopeful a Sharpedo hasn't got them.


Just then, both boys emerge, gasping for air. The head of Black's Samurott appears next to its Trainer, while Cheren's Simipour starts floating on its back.

"I totally had that," Black says, a little irritated. "If that beach ball hadn't shown up—"


(Genesect looks amused.)

Heh, got hit in the head with a beach ball...


"Don't make excuses. Simipour dodged your Megahorn fair and square…"

"Told you." White says to Bianca, lowering her sunglasses again and returning to her magazine.


HA! Fantastico!

Well, guys, that was 'Drabbles of Salt & Pepper'

To start off the total review, I would have to say it was good.

A fantastic collection of romance and friendship are in this fic, which I love.

Seeing some different genres in this fic, from family, to humour and various stuff like that.

I did enjoy it.

The downside are the more sexual drabbles, which I... reviewed some of them in the first part.

Though they were written in a perfect way, I wished I didn't review some of them, due to people might getting offended, or wishing not to read it, like Mr. Grool.

So, in the future, I'm gonna avoid more sexual things. I'm gonna review bad fan-fics, and some good ones, along with things I think are cool.

I'm gonna give 'Drabbles of Salt & Pepper' a four out of five star rating.

Yeah, I'm rating them now. One is bad, and five is fantastic.

The reason why I think this fan-fic has a four, is that it is written perfectly, good sets of drabbles, creative and well thought out. It didn't get five because it had sex references, which put me off, but that's my own opinion.

Tell me what you think.

I'll see you guys, on the next Angry Bug show.

(Genesect walks off, with a smile.)


Mentioned things:

Storymaze

Tobuscus

The Yogscast

Spongebob Squarepants

PewDiePie

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

The Hangover series

Mario and Luigi Dream Team Bros

Ace Attorney

Futurama

EddsWorld

TomSka

The Nightmare Before Christmas

ASFJerome

The Simpsons

Queen


End of the review for 'Drabbles of Salt & Pepper