One by one, all the 14 contestants worked their way down to the challenge room, which was set up to look like an average living room. Chris walked out, and starts to speak.
Chris: Over the years, we have had marshmallows, chocolate, and peanuts. This season, keys represent life. When I call your name, come get your house key. If I do not call your name, you must walk out the Front Door of Shame, get in the Taxi of Losers, and never come back. EVER. First, Nicole.
The girl runs up happily, took her key, and sat back down.
Chris: Jeremy.
Jeremy ran up, grabbed his key, and started a speech.
Jeremy: I'd like to thank my mommie, my daddie, my-
Chris: -pushes Jeremy away- Eva, Noah and Trent.
The three walked up and each took a key.
Chris: Sarah. Nick. Jack. Lillian. Melissa. Courtney. Ryan. One key left.
Logan and Lauren look at each other.
Chris: Who's it gonna be? The final key goes to…both of you.
Both: What?
Chris: Yep. Nobody gets eliminated on the first day! You guys don't know each other enough.
Logan: So then-
Chris: This elimination was just to screw with you? Yes. Yes it was.
Logan: Hey, at least im safe.
Chris: Goodnight everybody. -leaves-
The 14 walk upstairs to see Mick and Sophie.
Courtney: How was it?
Sophie: Well, if you call a romantic dinner frozen pizza made by Chef, and Chef ate with us, and a club the recreation room, then it was awesome.
Melissa: Did you guys-
Mick: I have a girlfriend.
Chris: Hate to ruin anything here, but it's time to pick teams.
The 16 walked to the challenge room, with a red banner on one side, and a green banner on the other.
Chris: Mick, you get the red side, Sophie, you get the green.
The two walked to their respective sides.
Chris: We're gonna pick survivor style. Boy, girl, boy girl, etc. Sophie, you start.
Sophie: I pick Trent.
Trent walks over to the green side.
Mick: I got Courtney.
Courtney walks to red.
Trent: Uhh, Sarah.
Sarah walks over and stands next to Trent.
Courtney: I got Jeremy.
Jeremy waddles over next to Courtney.
Sarah: Let's see…I guess I'll take Logan.
Logan half walk half jogs over to green.
Jeremy: Nowa!
Noah walks over to his team.
Logan: Nicole, right?
Nicole nods and walks over to green.
Noah: I don't know…Lauren?
Lauren cartwheels over to her new team.
Nicole takes her whiteboard and scribbles on it "Jackson?"
Jack: It's Jack.
Nicole nods, and Jack walks over.
Lauren: Nick. Definitely Nick.
Nick: Yeah! -runs over, does backflip-
Jack: Eva.
The pyscho athlete walks over.
Nick: Melissa.
Melissa walks over.
Eva: Emo boy.
Ryan walks over.
Melissa: Lillian, I guess.
Lillian: You should have picked me much sooner. I'm gonna win this.
Chris: Yeah yeah yeah nobody cares about your hopes and dreams. This is Chris McClean, signing off, for
Total
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