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Back fire of plan

Why even numbers rock.

At the Uchiha mansion.

'This is a perfect chance for me to play match maker with the others. This is gonna be so much fun. I think I'll go talk to Miki first.' Sakura thought with a grin. Miki and Sakura were really close, like mother and daughter since Sakura's parents were on business trips a lot. Sakura ran up to Miki's room and knocked on the door.

"Come in" Miki said. Sakura walked in and saw Miki sitting at her vanity table. "Miki? I hope I'm not interrupting." Sakura said. "Of course not! Come right in." Miki said cheerfully. Sakura came in and sat it a chair.

"I wanna play match maker with the others this weekend. Do you have any ideas of what I should do?" she asked.

"Hm.. Well first you should play truth or dare to find out who likes who, then you can dare them to do crazy and embarrassing things. If you guys watch scary movies, then you can have Greg, our butler, shut the current off. You can also have a drinking contest to get them drunk. I'll supply you with some vodka. That will get you guys drunk fast.

Hey does my hair and make up look alright?" Miki said. "YOU'RE A GENIUS!" Sakura exclaimed. "Oh and yeah its sexy." Sakura said. "Good, here's the key to the wine cellar , I have a wedding to attend. Bye Sakura! Have fun!" with that Miki pushed Sakura out the door. Sakura saw a spirally stairs and ran do it. She sat on the railing and slid down at full speed.

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!" Sakura screamed as she slid down getting dizzy because of the spirals.

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The others arrived at they were now sitting in the family room.

"We brought Sakura's bag with her clothes, TenTen accidentally picked her took her and Sakura's bag." Ino said with a grin.

"Where is Sakura anyway?" TenTen said.

"I don't know. When we arrived she just ran inside and only God knows where she went." Sasuke said.

As if on cue, Sakura came flying off the stairs and landed on the couch sitting between Ino and TenTen. " So how you guys doing?" she asked as if nothing happened. They looked at her in awe. "What?" she asked. No response. "Well, lets play truth or dare!" she beamed with a evil look on her face.

"Okay…" They agreed slowly.

"Great! TenTen, truth or dare?" Sakura asked.

"Truth.." TenTen said afraid of what fate as waiting for her.

"Kay, Who in this room that is a boy, that you like more than a friend?" Sakura asked being specific.

"Can I whisper it?" TenTen asked.

"Sure." Sakura said. TenTen whispered 'Neji' in Sakura's ear. "Oh, I see. You two are cute together." Sakura said in a soft voice.

"Sasuke, truth or dare?" TenTen asked.

"Dare." He said. She whispered something in his ear. " WHAT!?" he shouted. "You heard me" she said with an evil grin. He glared at her intensely. She put in a CD and the stereo. Buttons by PCD were playing and Sasuke went in front of the guys.

Loosen up my buttons baby

But you keep fronting

Saying what you going do to me

But I ain't see nothing!

Sasuke started unbuttoning his shirt in front of the guys then started swinging his shirt in the air like a pole dancer. Sakura was video taping the whole thing. Then Sasuke bent over in front them. "My sexy virgin eyes!" Naruto cried. "Okay stop before I go blind!" Neji yelled turning around from the sight. When he was done, he blew a kiss to each of them. Naruto jumped out a near by window in slow motion performing the matrix. "Nooooooooooooo!" he said in slow motion as he dropped out the window.

Neji just bent all the way back avoiding the kiss like it a knife. "Phew!" he said panting and wiping the sweat off face. Shikamaru simply moved to the side but got hit by the kiss. " I'm hit!" he said dropping on the floor in a dramatic affect. "Get bleach!" Shikamaru yelled as if he was dying. Sakura was laughing so hard she was rolling on the floor holding her side. She wouldn't stop and soon she starting choking. This was going too far. They had to put ice down her pants, one problem, she was wearing a skirt. They all looked at Sasuke. "What? Oh no no no no! Let one of the girls do that. I'M NOT A WOMAN!" He yelled defensively.

"But we cant lift her!" Ino said. Sakura was now laughing uncontrollable.

"So why cant one of Neji or Shikamaru do it?" Sasuke asked.

"She might get the wrong idea if she gets her sanity back and see one of us holding her." Neji explained.

Sasuke sighed in defeat as he picked her up off the floor and sat down with her in his lap. He patted her back softly. She yawned as settled in his lap wrapping his one of his arms and resting her head on his chest. "Night night Mr. Teddy" she muttered. "Wow, you smell nice, mommy must of washed you." She said groggily. "Uh, help me!" Sasuke said to the others. Ino was video taping this precious moment. Sasuke shook Sakura until she awake again.

"Let's watch some scary movies!" Ino said wickedly.

"Let's watch The Grudge." Neji said evilly.

Sakura sneaked over to Greg the butler and told him to shut off the power at the scariest part.

"U-um.. D-don't y-you think t-that's a little to scary?" Hinata asked shyly.

"Nope." Neji said as he put in the DVD.

Just before the movie walked in the door sweating as if he was in a fight. "Phew! That was one hell of a kiss!" Naruto exclaimed. They all sweat dropped.

//.\//.\

An hour later.

Sakura and Sasuke were on the couch. Neji and TenTen were on the floor. Shikamaru and Ino were on the side of them and Ino was clinging on to Shikamaru's arm for dear life. Naruto and Hinata were on the other couch and Naruto put his arm around Hinata because he knew she scared to death. Just then, the lights went out and screams could be heard in space.

In space on the moon…

"AAAAHHHH!!" the aliens heard some one scream.

"You hear that Joe?

"Yeah! Maybe the humans are coming back!"

"We have to prepare!"

Back on earth….

Ino screamed and jumped into Shikamaru's arms. Neji had his two arms snaked around TenTen's waist, and Naruto was hugging Hinata closely. Sakura just laced her fingers with Sasuke's. She signaled Greg for the lights. Suddenly the lights came on and Sakura took picture of everyone and secretly her and Sasuke's hand.

Everyone was blushing and quickly let go.

"Can you guys take a challenge?" Sakura asked with a evil grin.

"OF COURSE!"

"Then, lets have a drinking contest!" Sakura said. Sakura had placed the key around Sasuke's chain earlier so she wouldn't loose it. She wrapped her arms around his neck and took the key off. She dashed upstairs and came down with about 5 cases of vodka.

"Who's in?" She asked. Everybody gathered around and took a cup.

25 minutes later…

"That was the last cup!" Sakura exclaimed now very very drunk.

Sasuke,Neji,Naruto,Sakura,TenTen, and Ino were the drunkest.

Sasuke started sk'ing at Sakura and she went over to him and sat in his lap.

"You rang?" she said a sexy voice. Sasuke snaked his arms around her waist and she brought him into a make out session. Shikamaru still had some sense in him and he video taped this.

Neji was the drunkest of them all and was acting completely unlike him. "Sexy with the buns!" he called out. TenTen was second drunkest so she pulled him up by his shirt and another make out session began. Shikamaru was video taping this whole thing.

" You guys lets play 7 minutes in heaven!" Ino blurted out looking seductively at Shikamaru who was backing up as she came closer.

"Alright!" Ino spun the empty vodka bottle and it landed on Hinata and Naruto.

"This is gonna be fun!" Naruto said barely able to walk. He lifted Hinata bridal style into the closet and sweet talked her to death. When they came out Hinata was fully red and Naruto was grinning evilly. Ino spun the bottle and it went on her and Shikamaru. " Shika-kun, let's go, its gonna be fun I promise" she whispered in his ear making him blush and shiver up his spine. Ino dragged him in the closet and you could hear stuff falling down. Shikamaru came running out panting. His hair was out and messed up.

"Let's play STRIP POKER!" Naruto screamed.

"YEAH!" TenTen, Ino, and Sakura said.

"Kay! Loser has to jump from the roof!" Sakura yelled.

"Kay! To the game room!" TenTen said. They all ran to the game room.

"Kay! When you get down to your underwear, you have to jump off the roof." Sakura said almost dropping down. They started playing evilly.

25 minutes later…

Naruto was the first one to get out.

"Crap!" he shouted throwing his cards on the floor and sitting waiting for the rest to lose so he can jump.

Ino was second to lose. "CHEATERS!" she yelled and sat down.

Sakura was in a bra and her skirt. Sasuke was shirtless. Hinata had all her clothes still on. TenTen was in a bra and the pants that was under her skirt. Shikamaru had all his clothes on and Neji was down to his shirtless just like Sasuke. One more piece of clothes to go and Sasuke or Neji would be out. Sakura was the next to be out. "Hmph!" she sneered and went to the couch. Next was Sasuke then Neji. Last was Shikamaru. Hinata won!

"Okay! Time for the jump!" Sakura said and ran up to the roof. "I'll go first!" she said and went to the edge. Everyone was still in their underwear except Shikamaru and Hinata because they were the only ones who weren't drunk.

"Weeeeeeeeeee!" Sakura yelled and went spinning down doing a few flips in the air. She landed in the pool. "Next is Sasuke!" She yelled. Sakura did a canon ball and dropped in the pool. Short after everyone was in the pool except Hinata. Shikamaru asked Hinata to video tape all this and she did.

They all started yawning and fell asleep on the pool steps.

//.\//.\

A:N- I'm soo evil! Anyway, Sasuke and Sakura aren't dating yet. In the next chapter Neji will make a move though. I know its fast pasted, but the rest of the couples have to start soon so Sasuke and Sakura can. You'll understand in later chapters. Love you all! Read and Review! Thx! -Lexxi