A/N: Back with another chapter! A request from Nabila Putri (Guest), her request is a chapter where they meet the Nordic 5? Or the Russians, or maybe The Baltics? But, my head is screaming do the Nordic 5 over and over but then, I am not very good with any of them so don't kill me. And thank you all so much for the likes, favs and all everyone! I ran into a Writer's Block...damn it...

Warnings: OCs, not so good writing (again, I don't care! If people can smile and laugh while reading it, it's enough), Craziness and others...

Theme: Hetalia AU

Characters: ASEAN 10 (I think we'll have Female Laos here), Timor Leste

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Another beautiful day for everyone to enjoy. The birds are singing, the wind is blowing, the flowers are blooming. Mother Nature's contributions have not been forgotten here. The flute's music really matches the calming and peaceful background. What a peaceful day this is...

"WHAT!?"

Or not.

"You're joking!"

Indonesia shook her head. "No! For the first time in forever, we are heading for a World Meeting in a Nordic country!"

"Which country?" Malaysia asked.

"Denmark." Indonesia replied.

Some 'oohs' coming from the other ASEAN countries could be heard. Indeed it is something new. Usually the meeting would be held at America's place or England's. But this...this was something new.

"OMG, when are we going there?" Philippines asked, couldn't contain her excitement any longer. Indeed, such a marvelous opportunity for everyone to be at another country even though they are nations themselves and can freely travel wherever they wished but...work caught up to them that they simply don't have the time to do so.

Vietnam takes the letter from Indonesia's hand and replied "Next Monday. It also says to packed a lot of coats or winter jackets as it is really cold."

"Noted but...you might need to yell Kak Vietnam." Singapore said, jerking his thumb behind him where his sisters along with Cambodia and Laos were celebrating. Thailand simply joined in the fun.

The young woman sighs while muttering something under her breath "Thằng ngốc (idiots)."

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Finally, the day of the meeting has come. The ASEAN countries were dressed very formally that time. After all, first impression is a MUST. The group heads to the address on the card, which is the address to the Nordics' house somewhere in Denmark, even though the Nordics have their own house, they pretty much get together at Denmark's.

With a huge smile, Indonesia turned to her family "Alright gang! This is it! The big moment!"

Indonesia then turns around to ring the doorbell but the door suddenly opens and a pie was thrown at her face. At least it's not Vietnam.

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Inside the Nordic household, everyone was seated, however, the beaten up Danish man was the uneasy attention of the others. Probably for throwing that pie just now.

"Sorry about that. Hopefully he didn't ruin your clothes." a young man with a lighter blonde hair and violet eyes said.

Indonesia simply smiled and waved it off "No worries. It's still pretty clean."

"I'm Finland. This guy next to me is Sweden," Finland said, gesturing the large Swedish man with glasses, who nod in greeting.

"Norway," the blonde man with an emotionless face also nod.

"I'm Iceland."

"While the guy you just beat up is Denmark." Finland pointed to the man who was lying on the couch, all bandaged up.

Singapore and Brunei gave Denmark looks of pity but it seems that no one in the Nordic family cares much about this Dane. The lack of reaction must mean...forget about it, no one can hear their thoughts anyway.

Indonesia chuckled darkly. "Ready for it guys?"

Malaysia and Philippines nodded.

"Also known for our clashes with the BTT!" Indonesia started.

"Blessed with tropical weather, beautiful islands and unique cultures" Philippines continued.

"Though we show hatred towards our colonizers yet at the same time, we inherit the things they left us!" Malaysia continued dramatically, rolling her right hand into a fist.

"We are the infamous...MAPHILINDO!" Indonesia, Philippines and Malaysia posed dramatically (the Superman pose) with Malaysia on the left, Philippines in the middle and finally Indonesia on the right, on the stage they somehow managed to brought along and fit in the house.

However, they didn't last long on the stage as a large oar knocked all three of them out.

Who's the culprit? Obviously, she's standing in front of everyone with the oar in her hands.

"Oh come on Vietnam, why did you knocked them out? Their poses are pretty funny!" Myanmar asked with a deadpanned look.

"I agree with Myanmar ana." Thailand said.

"At least they're not as loud as that idiot over there." Norway added, jerking his thumb towards Denmark.

Sweden and Iceland also nodded in agreement.

"Anyway, I'm Singapore. This guy with the super long curl is Brunei." Singapore introduced himself.

"I'm Vietnam, as you had already known."

"Thailand"

"Myanmar."

"I'm Laos"

"Cambodia."

"And we're the ASEAN 10!" the ASEAN 10 said, a bright light shining from behind them.

"Want some durian?" Malaysia asked, pulling out a durian from who-knows-where.

...

Kolkolkol

vs

Anaanaana

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"I heard you're Thailand da?" Russia asked, approaching the Thai on a one normal day.

"Yes I am ana."

"Ufu, I knew it. You wouldn't mind doing a lil show with me do you?"

Thailand shook his head. "I don't mind ana."

And so it begins...

"Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol~"

"Anaanaanaanaanaanaanaana~"

"What is this Sergeant Keroro harmonising or what?" Malaysia asked.

"For once I agree with you." Singapore said.

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A/N: I'm done! Took me ages as the most hated writer's block hits me once again. Feel free to send request as I'm on sem break now.

Chibi Singapore: Request! Request!

Chibi Malaysia: Must pay with food first!

Me: Hush you two! We don't accept any payment when doing request. I could get in trouble for that you know

Chibi Philippines: Not even a *balut?

Me: I think that's the last thing I want to see on the list right now

Chibi Singapore and Malaysia : NO BALUT!

Me: Anyway...

Chibi Malaysia, Philippines and Singapore: Read, review, favourite/follow!

*Balut-Look it up in Wiki yourself. Whoever can eat 30 or more baluts are champions. The title is currently is my younger cousin's ._.