Chapter 3

"Vampire girlfriends and flying chicks"

Last time:

"Oh my God! It really is you! But what happened? I mean how…"she trailed off too.

"I really really don't know! But believe me I am gonna find out!" I promised. And I was sure that no matter what would cost me I would find my body I take it back!

EPOV

God Alice wanted to kill me! That was the only explanation possible for the situation I was in right now! I can't believe I let her treat me like that!

Flashback

"Edward, want it or not you can't go out through the front door!" Alice hushed me for the 1000 time. She was insane! I was not going to jump out of the window of the second floor, especially in the shoes she gave me! I cursed the man who invented high heels over and over again!

"Alice I'm gonna break my neck if I jump out of the freaking window!" I yelled.

"Shut it or mom will hear you!" she whisper-yelled. She again pushed me towards the window. I sat on the edge and was about to object again but suddenly somebody burst into the room and Alice instinctively pushed me out of the window!

End of Flashback

So that's why I was now hanging from a branch of the tree near the window. I could hear the conversation between my sister and the stupid, not-knocking person in Alice's room.

"Why hello Tanya" Alice greeted with fake politeness. Shit! What the hell was my crazy and stalking girlfriend doing here?!

"Oh cut it with the politeness Alice! We both know that we don't like each other! I'm here to look for Edward. He had to meet me 45 minutes ago!" Tanya said angrily.
Crap! I forgot our 'date' before school. Well at least I had a real reason for not appearing - this time.

"Well I don't have any idea where my brother is. He is not my puppy after all, for me know where he is all the time. I thought you had already put a tracking device or a collar on him!" Alice said with disgust in her voice. Even if I didn't want to I had to admit that Alice had a point. I mean Tanya was really very annoying. She was following me all day long. She was even calling me at 4 a.m. to ask where and with whom I was! I would have dumped her a long time ago but I was raised to be a gentleman and every time I tried to talk to her about our 'relationship' and try to end it, she would start trembling and tears filled her eyes. That's the only reason we were still 'together'.

Crack!

This sound brought me back to reality. I snapped my head up and saw that the branch from which I was hanging had started to break! Shit!

"Oh you are so funny Alice! Anyway if you see Eddie tell him to give me a call. Ok? Bye" Tanya said in her adhesive disgusting voice.

"I'll tell him! But maybe he is hiding from you somewhere! In Antarctica maybe?" Alice said in her angelic voice and I could tell she was smirking. Even Antarctica wouldn't be far enough if you ask me!

"Whatever Alice" Tanya said and I could tell from her voice that she was fuming. Sometimes the truth does hurt a lot!

Crack!

Oh holy crap! I looked down and it was too high for my liking and my own health! If I felt I was sure going to break something!!!

Crack!

That was the final one! It broke! I was falling and would end up in the hospital for sure! I screamed and closed my eyes. But suddenly I didn't hit the cold and hard ground but I landed on something warm and soft. I opened my eyes and saw what saved me and guess what – it was Emmett! .GOD! I just had just landed on my brother! I quickly stood up and brushed myself. Emmett was still in shock and maybe in pain. Suddenly Alice appeared in front of us with wide eyes.

"What happened? I heard someone yell!" Alice asked while looking at me and Em.

"Well it happened that I was just hit by a flying chick, who by the way happens to be my brother and landed on me like I was a pillow or something!" Emmett yelled looking at me.

"It was Alice that pushed me out of the window" I explained and stuck my index finger to Alice. She just pouted and stuck her tongue at me! How rude and immature.

"I had to or your dearest Tanya would have seen you!" Alice hushed me.

"The stalker was here? So early! But why?" Emmett asked amused. Well Tanya wasn't so popular among my siblings. Even mom and dad didn't like her.

"Yeah, she was here to look for 'Eddie'" Alice said imitating Tanya's voice.

"Well I thought vampires don't go out in sun light! I guess you are safe Eddie! Now we know she won't eat you" Emmett said and high fived Alice.
Ha-ha! Funny whose girlfriend was a real vampire – Tanya or Rosalie?! But well if I wanted to keep my teeth I wouldn't dare asking that question out loud.

"Cut it off guys! Come on! I must find my body and you have to help me" I said and started pulling both of them towards Alice's Porsche. We sped towards the school. I just hoped the girl in my body wouldn't do anything stupid! After a few minutes we entered the school parking lot. Alice parked her car and we all got out. Normally Emmett and I drove our cars to school, but not today. Me – for obvious reasons and Emmett…well he was just too excited and interested in the situation I was and what would happen and didn't want to 'miss any of the fun'! As I started walking towards the entrance I was suddenly greeted by a boy who embraced me. Now that was strange, I thought. And when I thought that hugging a boy in the middle of the school parking lot was the strangest thing, you can imagine what shock I was in when he suddenly took my face in his sweaty hands and kissed me! He freaking kissed me! I could feel his tongue trying to get in my mouth. Eww! I quickly pushed him away and knocked him right in the face. He seemed shocked by my behavior. That pissed me even more!

"What the hell is wrong with you?! You perv! Stay away from me !" I yelled. In an instance Emmett came and pulled me away. I was still violently rubbing my mouth when we stopped by Alice's locker. I would have to remind myself to wash my mouth with blanching-liquor when I get home!

"That was hilarious! You should have seen your face" Emmett beamed and started laughing. Alice chuckled for a moment but became serious again.

"Edward I think that boy who you just knocked down was the girls boyfriend!" Alice said.

"If that's true, then she has a very bad taste! That guy was disgusting!" I said with acid, still rubbing my lips.

"Well bro you may be right, I wouldn't know cause I wasn't the one kissing him!" Em said and started laughing even harder.

"That's not funny!" Alice and I hushed.

"No, it was and still is, but back to the point! What shall we do now?" Emmett asked getting serious. Wow Em getting serious? That was something new! I guess he was just having too much fun with this whole situation.

"Well, first we have to search for your body and second to find out as much about this girl as we possibly can" Alice said gesturing me.

"It would have been a lot easier to do the second thing if you hadn't knocked down the only person we knew could give us some info" Em said and smiled.

"But he totally deserved it" he added seeing I was going to say something. In that moment Alice gasped and her eyes widened.

"Ali what's wrong?" I asked her.

"I think we just found your body!" she said and pointed her finger to something behind me.