A/N: Maybe i should clarify that the bell that rang was the lunch bell...

Alfred ran back to the math classroom as quick as his legs could carry him. He never thought of himself as fat but 'Damn...' he thought 'I could afford to loose a few pounds' as he ran. When get got to the classroom he knew that he had come too late. After exploding into the classroom he took note that everyone that was SUPPOSED to be in lunch wasn't. As he made his grande entrance into the smaller room everyone looked up at him.

And then...

After a few minutes of stunned silence...

laughter rose into the air. And carrased the faces of the boys and girls around him as it lite of there eyes and turned their faces red. To some it even brought tears to there eyes.

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Don't get me wrong... laughter is a good thing... when someone tells a good joke...or when you play an awesome prank...

But when your laughed at...

It really stings.

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Dear Alfred,

I enjoyed spending detencion with you yesterday.

Perhaps we can spend more time with each other outside of school?

I would like that very much.

I like you very much.

Spasiba.

-Ivan

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Alfred read the note over again, devoring every beautifully written word as he waited for Mr. Ya to come into the room to explain to them what todays punishment would be. He didn't dare look over at Ivan, afraid that he would be tempted. 'Tempted?' he ran the word over again in his mind, liking the way it . MY. GOD. WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING? He was NOT gay! He will NEVER be! Just because he was Alfred 'Fucking' Jones doesnt mean he would fuck every person out there!

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Right?

A/N: My chapters are getting shorter and shorter... sorry gaiz... im just trying to build up suspense her with the short amount of time that I have...