A.N. I don't own Naruto, Skyrim or any other references to any books, games, Anime etc.
Should have mentioned this earlier but I didn't so there. Anyway always open for ideas/pairings/etc so Review Please!


Konan yawned softly as she entered the only clean room in the house, the only others awake were Kisame, Tobi and herself, so she highly doubted there to be much conversation. She was wrong.

"What does Kisame-chan think of the new members?" Tobi was bouncing on the spot, full of energy so it was apparent that he had already eaten, "And what does Konan-chan think? And when do we get to play with them?"

Kisame smirked at the idiot's remark, "Ninja do not play Tobi, we train."

"Oh, then when do we get to train them?"

"Starting today they will start training," Konan eyed Tobi carefully, she didn't like playing the fool but it had to be done in this situation, "Itachi-san and Kisame-kun will be training them today."

"I'm glad I was informed."

"Tobi-chan wants to help train them," Tobi sulked against the nearby counter, "Kisame-chan and Ita-chan always get all the fun…"

A small gasp from the doorway made them all turn…


Tay stood frozen in the doorway, Tobi was standing directly in front of her, she became so excited and ran straight to him. She knew he couldn't understand a word she was saying so she made her gestures really big, "Oh my God Tobi you are the coolest guy ever, you're awesome and clever and cute and strong and awesome and strong. How do you do everything? You planned out the Akatsuki and played everyone for a fool but you were the mastermind behind the entire thing which was just like, NO WAY PLOT TWISTER, and it made everyone go wow. Elle-chan thinks you're a prick but I know better than that, you're just so plain cool. Oh, while in our world did you ever see a game called Skyrim…"


Tobi frowned behind his mask, the girl in front of him was talking nonstop, he wondered if she was even breathing at times.

"Jh uyeujf huih as huh dj hiu uahd I oubs dn u dj dghab snys jdmh adid ih sjih jufhs udh hsihs ah ushd uh nd weowq uw kcnvo powmkeu nuuzy e k cpo s addf ods…"

She was defiantly not breathing. For the first time in a very long time Tobi was unsure on what to do. He couldn't tell the girl to shut up because not only would she not understand it but the others in the room would see through his disguise, even though they already knew. Her wild gestures weren't helping at all. Her arms flailed wildly, was she talking about a bird? A big bird? A really big bird? A man tied to a kite? Or was she swimming? She squeaked suddenly and her face went bright red, is she being a tomato now? He was really unsure of what to do.


"…and then I killed another dragon and when I talked to the dude about it he offered me a house. I was like 'Yeah, bring it on beatch' but then I had to pay like three thousand gold for it. I tried to cut him but the guards started trying to kill me so I paid my fines and left. And then this dark brotherhood assassin tried to kill me but I killed him first and when I found the note it said that they had to kill…Dave? See because I named my character…Dave? So if they could actually talk like real people they would be like, "this girl has a dude's name, what's up with that?" hence why I have the dot, dot, dot Dave and then a question mark because they would be like all confused and stuff. I beat if you played Skyrim you would be a Nord or a High Elf because you know what you want and when you know it you go for it. Man I love talking to you and you listen so much…"


Konan laughed quietly to herself, she couldn't see his face but his body structure suggested that if he could, he would be backing away from the girl. He was rigid and his head looked like someone was pushing it away from his body. She loved watching the man that was controlling them squirm when a girl began to speak to him. More giggling from the doorway made her turn her head, the rest of the girls were on the verge of laughing hysterically, obviously they could understand what Tay was saying and it must be amusing.


"…Tobi, I want to have your babies…"


Tobi wished that he could just disappear beneath the floor, this girl was giving him no chance to speak and she kept getting closer the longer they continued this one sided conversation. Her voice was rising steadily, her arms were flailing even wilder than before, she wore a smile that could outshine Uzumaki in a bathtub full of ramen and his crush naked and confessing their undying love to him.

Kisame laughed almost as loud as the girl was speaking, "Looks like someone is crushing on our Tobi."

Crushing? This girl was interested in him? Tobi cursed mentally, this was not part of the plan, how was he going to solve this problem?


"…and then she ate a fish and died," Tay breathed in deeply, confusion suddenly swept through her, "I don't actually have anything else to say to you. Huh?"

Tay turned and ran back to her friends, Elle was laughing the loudest, "You gonna marry him now Tay?"

"Actually," Tay frowned and shrugged in a bored manner, "I don't actually find him that attractive anymore."

"That was fast," May smirked as Tay continued back to the bedroom, "I thought she'd be obsessed with him for another couple of days."

Abi frowned confused, "What do you mean?"

"It's a child wants a toy in a shop, once they finally get it they get bored with it after five minutes and only want it again when you take it from them."

"Ah, nice."


"Who the hell does Shikamaru think he is?" Sasuke was storming around the apartment cleaning to solve his stress, "Why would I ever dig up and Akatsuki member? I left them to come back here, I helped you kill Madara. Isn't that enough to prove I've changed?"

Naruto groaned to himself, Sasuke had a weird cleaning faze whenever he was pissed at someone and he always moved Naruto's stuff into unknown places, "Teme, don't touch my shit…"

"It's not my fault you leave 'your shit' everywhere. How did you live like this for all of those years?" Sasuke violently chucked some of Naruto's dirty clothes in to a basket, ready to be washed, "This place is a mess. It needs to be cleaned immediately."

Naruto sighed, there was just no getting through to Sasuke when he went on his cleaning sprees. He blamed Shikamaru and the wild accusations that went flying around last night, if that never happened Sasuke wouldn't be lecturing Naruto about keeping his room clean and doing the dishes every now and then. Naruto looked in the cupboards only to seem the empty, "I'm gonna go get some more food."

"No ramen this time."

"But Teme…"

"No Dobe."

"Humph," Naruto scowled down the busy streets on Konoha, Sasuke was really in a mood today.

A bandaged hand latched onto his shoulder, making him jump slightly in fright. Lee just smiled back at him, "You seem distracted Naruto-kun, I have been yelling at you ever since I saw you leave your apartment."

"Aye? Sorry bushy brow, I've just got a lot on my mind."

"Like Sasuke-kun?" Lee added the honorific but there was a hint of venom in his voice.

Naruto nodded, his frown deepening, "He's frustrating, hard to read at times, never forgetting the past but refusing to look to the future and when he goes off on one of his moments there is just no getting through to him. But even so," Naruto smiled, all tension dropped from his expression, and a lighter mood surrounded him, "It feels so good to have Teme back."

"It has been a while since I have seen you smile like that Naruto-kun, it is good to see," Lee was truly happy to see his friend relaxed, even if it was because of a traitor. But there was another matter that Lee wanted to discuss with Naruto, "And he was with you the other day?"

"Yes, he didn't take Hidan's body."

"I never believed he did, he would not have stuck around here if it was him. Either way, he has no clue as to who it might be?"

"He reckons that it's Zetsu because he got away during the war…"

"But Gaara-sama has Zetsu in captivity."

"Exactly so now he's reckoning that it's either a group determined to destroy the last of the Akatsuki or someone is trying to reform it."

Lee smirked yet frowned at the same time, that reasoning was just as confusing as his current facial expression, "But the only ones left alive are Hidan and Zetsu correct? That does not make any sense Naruto-kun. And if someone is trying to destroy all of the Akatsuki, would they not go after Sasuke-kun as well?"

Naruto froze suddenly in the streets, he looked at Lee desperately, "But we just got him back."

"I am not saying that is what is going on…"

"I need to tell Grandma Tsunade," Naruto began running down the road with all of his might, "I'll see you later Bushy Brow." If Sasuke was in danger then Naruto would put a stop to it before it gets to him, he wasn't going to lose Sasuke again.


Pein stood in front of the four girls, they needed new clothes immediately, their current clothing would not survive anything more than today's training and that was only because they were only going to be running. There was another problem that came to mind, how was he going to tell them what they were doing?

Konan was at his side and was thinking the exact same things, the girls were smart but it was going to be difficult to get past the language barrier. When a familiar chakra signal caught her attention a small plan popped into her head. He smiled and closed her eyes, "I'm so glad to see you again Deidara-san."

"Why's that, Konan-san un?" the blonde bomber jumped from the trees covered in dust and minor amounts of blood, "What do you want me to do now un?"

"You're going to run for us."

"Un?"

Pein latched onto the idea quickly, "Girls, you know Deidara-san correct?"

Tay pointed at the bomber, "Deidara-san."

"Yes, good," Pein looked to Deidara, "Start running around the yard," Deidara was about to question before Kakuzu pushed him. The blonde grumbled softly but started running anyway, the girls watched and their faces fell as the realisation of what they were doing fell upon them. May tilted her head, Pain took it as, "How many times?" so he held up his hands, followed by Konan's twice, she had made a clone while the girls were cringing at Deidara. Thirty fingers made the girls sag further towards the ground, it was obvious that they didn't want to run. Pein answered the question, but it wasn't the answer they were after.

Three of the girls started running, one stood there not because she was stupid but because she was refusing. Elle glared at the two standing before her then turned on her heel and walked back inside, Pein turned to Konan, "Do you get the idea that Elle-chan doesn't like us?"


"May that was horrible," Abi was lying face down on the floor of their bedroom after the girls had finally finished their laps, "I can't do that again."

May groaned with her aching muscles, she sat next to Abi and began to pat her head, "Get used to it, there's nothing else we can do."

Abi groaned and sat up to look at the girl sulking in the corner, "What's with you? Yesterday you were quite happy with everyone and now you're sulking."

Elle grumbled but looked gently at her concerned friend, "I don't like the way Tay has been acting, it's not like you're going to marry him or anything. We're gonna go home."

Tay rolled her eyes and sat with her non sulking friends, "Actually I've been thinking about home and if we can ever go back. It doesn't look like the Akatsuki are going to let us go anytime soon so what? Do we just pretend we don't have families and move on?"

May nodded and laughed slightly, "That's exactly what we do, what did you expect us to do?"

"Wait, you're okay with this?"

"Of course not, I just see no point in trying to change the inevitable," May relaxed against the wall, she knew she was in for a long, tiring discussion about home, "We need to suck it up, we're seventeen years old. We're not children any more…"

"But we're not adults either," Elle crawled closer and glared at her long-time friend, "I've known you for eleven years so I know how you think but this is ridiculous May, we don't belong here. We should try to get home."

"Elle, there's no way back. Tobi would've been the one who enabled the Akatsuki to come to our world and get back here. He's the only one and if we want to go back he'll probably just kill us."

"I want to go home dammit."

"We can't."

The two began to increase in volume, arguing about leaving and not. Tay looked over at Abi, "Do you want to go back?"

"Of course but May and I already talked about this, I'm going to be good for a while," she held out her arms and smiled softly, "You wanna cry a bit?"

"Yes please."


Below them, in what was depicted as the living room, Itachi and Kisame shared a small glance. Itachi was cleaning the room and decided that Kisame had to help him, Kisame looked up as the sound of sobs and arguments became apparent, "What do you think they're talking about?"

Itachi looked up as well, "My best guess would be they're discussing their home world…"

"You mean they're not from this one?"

"No, hence why they don't speak Japanese. I don't even want to know what country Pein collected them from. But nothing can change that now, they're here and they've got no choice but to stay."

Kisame frowned sadly, "That's not very fair, they're just kids."

"Then what do you suggest we do, we can't take them back."

"We could give them a home, you've always wanted a family," Kisame smirked and picked up the stolen mop he was using after Itachi glared warningly at him, "Think about, four little sisters that you can train and take care of. You can 'brother' them all you want since you don't have Sasuke-kun."

"Kisame…"

"No need to get angry it's just a suggestion since they can't go home and you're lonely."

Itachi thought for a quiet moment, if there's anyone Itachi could confide in he would definitely pick Kisame, "I'm going to get out of the Akatsuki and find Otouto, even if it takes me another six, ten or twenty years."

"How noble of you."

"What about you?" Itachi turned to the man he could call a comrade, "What do you wish to do?"

Kisame shrugged vaguely, "I think I'll find that beast man in Konoha…"

"Maito Gai? I never knew you swung that way Kisame."

"He is a thrill to fight," Kisame laughed at the rare joke Itachi did, "I'll make him remember who I am even if it takes me another six, ten or twenty years."

"Don't mock me Kisame-san."

"I wouldn't think of such a thing Itachi-kun."