ShadowedFang: Too bad Danny won't! P.S. I'm glad you liked The Ultimate Kitty. Thanks!

DeliciousKrabKakes: I would've named him Fluffer too, but Paulina had already named Dan Snowflufferkins in The Ultimate Kitty. And now I just realized she already used Princess Pinkysparkles, too. Damn it.

CSIalchemist: I still say Skulker's name is the worst. Poor Unicornglitterkins.

"Here you go, Mr. Spookysparklypoo," Paulina pressed a button on the net that opened the metal doors and deposited the kitty, "Here's your new home."

Danny looked around the glittery pink walls of Paulina's bedroom, searching for a way out.

"I know what you're thinking, you poor thing," a black cat in Vlad's voice, "And there's no way out. Trust me, we've tried."

Danny whipped his head over to the cat on the bed and didn't know whether to be scared or die laughing. Vlad was madly swishing his tail to and fro, possibly trying to hide the pink bow tied onto it. However, he was unable to hide the lacey pink bonnet on his head.

"Aw!" Paulina cooed, "Look! Cupcakesprinklies likes you already!"

The mentioned cat flattened his ears and growled at the stupid girl.

"How sweet! You're purring to Mama! Wait, where's Unicornglitterkins? Is he in the bookshelf again?"

Danny looked up at the bookshelf and noticed a green tail decorated with a lavender bow furiously swinging to and fro as the rest of the body tried to hide in the dusty books.

"You silly kitty!" Paulina playfully scolded, "What are you doing up there?"

"I can't help it!" Skulker hissed, "I'm forced to research purple-back gorillas! And by the way, when was the last time you even opened any of these books?"

"Silly kitty! Come down from there!"

Vlad and Danny watched amused as Paulina pried Skulker away from the bookshelves, though not without a fight. The green cat hissed and spat as much as it could while trying to claw his captor's face.

"Put me down, you stupid girl!" he demanded, "I'm the greatest hunter of all the ghosts!"

This time, Danny couldn't contain his laughter anymore. The moment he saw Skulker's lavender baby bonnet, he had to laugh. Unfortunately, this enabled Vlad to recognize his voice.

"Daniel?" he cried, making Paulina and Skulker stop what they were doing.

"Cupcakesprinklies!" the teenager chided, "You leave your new little brother alone! And you, Unicornglitterkins, you stay out of the bookshelf! Now, all of you play nicely. Mama's got to look for something."

"No!" Danny cried, "Wait! Don't leave me here alone with them!"

"Aw," she cooed, "He's saying bye-bye to Mama! Bye-bye Mr. Spookysparklypoo. Mama will be back soon!"

The poor black-and-white tom watched in despair as his "Mama" shut the door. He slowly gulped and turned around to see two vengeful kitties with evil grins on their faces.

"So, Skulker," Vlad smirked, "What game shall we play with our new 'little brother?'"

Danny quickly turned around and tried to phase through the door, only to smack his face against it.

"What the-?"

"Well," Skulker replied to Vlad as they both came closer to their new toy, "I say we play a little game of cat and mouse. We'll be the cats, he can be the mouse."

Danny tried to change his from ghost to normal kitty. He silently cheered when he saw the two white rings around his waist, but cried out when they fizzled out.

"What? I can't become a normal cat? And why can't I phase through?"

"Well, dear boy," the black one snarled as he and Skulker hunched down, "Paulina's gone and put mobile ghost shields around the locked doors. And unfortunately for you, your current cat status won't let you become normal. But you can become our scratching post if you'd like!"

They both leapt up and landed on Danny. Luckily, he was able to phase through, but Vlad pinned him down again. Turning his head, the multi-colored tom gasped in horror as the black tom raised his paw and extended his claws to five times their normal size.

"Neat power, eh, Daniel?" he smirked.

"It'd be neater if they weren't painted pink," Danny snickered.

"I'm still surprised that idiot human managed to paint your claws without getting hurt with all the flailing and scratching about you were doing," Skulker responded in awe.

"Would you like to be next, Skulker?" Vlad hissed.

The argument was enough of a distraction for Danny to start his own attack.

"What are you doing?" his foe snarled at his choking victim, "My paw's nowhere near your neck. Stop that this instant!"

Vlad continued glaring at him until the boy grinned evilly, despite his constant hacking. Finally, the poor cat realized what he was going to do.

"Oh butter bisc-MREOW!"

He was cut off when Danny spat his hairball straight into Vlad's face, sending the cat hurling towards the wall. When he crashed, Skulker turned back to Danny and growled.

"Guess I'll have the pleasure of dealing with you, whelp."

Danny started hacking again, but Skulker tackled him to the ground.

"Ew!" his prey cried out, swallowing his hairball, "That cannot be good for my digestive tract."

"Neither can this, boy!"

"MEOW!" he cried as Vlad clawed at the helpless kitty.

The green cat's back opened up and a small cannon emerged. Danny's attacker stepped away only to allow the next one to pummel the dazed victim with a hailstorm of glowing squeaky balls.

"You know," Vlad observed, watching the stunned boy, "That has got to be the most pathetic ghost power known to ghostkind. With the exception of the Box Ghost, that is."

"Oi!" the other growled, "How about you try to find suitable weapons to fit in this stupid kitty armor?"

He temporarily stopped the toy attack to activate the cannon's laser for better aim. Unfortunately, he forgot he was still a cat.

"You idiot," the black cat growled, staring at the red dot on the carpet.

"I forgot, okay!" Skulker hissed back, staring alongside with Vlad.

"How do you forget something like this?" Danny piped in, joining the others at the staring.

He didn't get an answer, but was relieved from a heavy burden when the green cat went chasing after the light. The others quickly followed pursuit with Vlad hurling pastry curses at the mechanical one.

"What in the fudge were you thinking when you activated that, let alone installed it in our current condition!"

"I didn't think it would be that bad!"

"Stop running!" Danny panted, trying to smack at the evil light, "You're just moving the light faster!"

"I can't help it! I have to chase it!"

All three cats kept speeding after the laser, swiping at the carpet every now and then. Eventually, the dot landed on the wall, however, the kitty ghosts were too slow to stop.

"Oh no," Skulker groaned.

All three cats went face-first into the wall.

"You idiot," Vlad growled.

A sudden burst of laughter came from behind them.

"Oh, you silly kitties!" Paulina laughed, peeling each and every one of them from the wall, "You just love to play with Unicornglitterkins' laser!"

"Idiot," the other one snarled again.

"I've got a present for all of you!" she cheerfully announced, "But first, I've got something very special for you, Mr. Spookysparklypoo!"

Danny gasped in horror at the sickly-lemon colored bonnet and matching bow.

"Aw! You love it!"

He tried to run, but the two others blocked his path, grinning evilly at him. Danny squirmed and wriggled as much as he could when Paulina grabbed him, but she was still able to tie on the bow and force down the bonnet.

"You're so cute!"

Embarrassed, he tried to hide his face while the others snickered at him.

"At least it's not pink, Plasmius," Danny hissed.

Vlad stopped laughing and glared at him, but Skulker continued. Irked, he turned his head and glared at the cyborg kitty until he stopped laughing too.

"And now for you present!"

She took out a tube with green herbs inside. Danny had no idea what the herbs were, but they smelled divine. A goofy smile spread across his face, but Vlad and Skulker didn't laugh at him for it. They were too busy spreading goofy smiles on their own faces. Suddenly, all three cats began purring and rubbing against their "Mama."

"You like catnip, don't you!"

Paulina giggled as she shook a little bit of the herb out and spread it around her room. The cats ran for the nip and rubbed against it as much as they could. Danny sniffed at his herb and licked it while Vlad and Skulker quickly gobbled theirs. The cats stared ahead of them with wide eyes and frolicked around the room, jumping and leaping about at imaginary birds. Paulina giggled and laughed until her cell phone rang.

"Mama has to get this, but you three have fun!"

She left the cats to their enjoyment. Feeling rather dizzy, Danny plopped down onto the floor.

"Danny?"

He looked up and saw Vlad plop himself too, a blissful, dazed expression on his face, "Danny, listen. Listen. No, Danny. Listen. Maddie? Does she ever talk about me?"

"Dude," the other one said, watching the room spin, "Dude come on. Come on. Dude, she's my mom."

"No, Danny, listen. Listen boy. Does she ever talk about me, Danny?"

"Come on, dude. Dude. My mom!"

"No one likes me!" Vlad mewed, pitifully, "Listen Danny. Listen. No, listen. No one likes me. Listen. No, Danny. Listen. I'll be alone!"

"Dude. Come on. Really. Come on. No. Dude. Dude. Come on. You'll get a life someday dude. Come on."

"Oh my god," Skulker replied, staring at his paws in awe, "I have feet!"