The icy blue jester vs. the red-hot princess

Filia and Kyrogue was walking down the street and looking for the Skullgirl. They searched high and low for the Skullgirl and then they notice the TV in the window airing a special new bulletin and might just be about the Skullgirl. They were right and then notice that the report was also about the princess of Canopy Kingdom.

"Good evening everyone, and thanks for tuning into the 7 o'clock Canopy Kingdom News." Said the reporter who appears on the screen

"Do all girls in this world have fine bodies," Kyrogue thought "if they do I have to visit this place more often."

"I'm Rachel Wong, reporting from our studio in the nation capital, Canapolis. Frank has the night off." Said Rachel

"In our top story today, there have been numerous reports of Skullgirl sightings in New Meridian, leading the Canopy military to raise the Skullgirl alert to 'Mauve'."

"Mauve ain't it supposed to be red." Kyrogue said to Filia and Samson "I mean when I see the color mauve I think of something other than being alert."

"New Meridian citizens are advise to stay indoors, remain vigilant, and report anything suspicious." Rachel said and then shown a picture of a man who Kyrogue seem to just hate looking at from the picture.

"This newest incarnation of the Skullgirl has yet to be identified but our sources within the NMPD say her victims seem to be connected with the prestigious Medici family." Rachel said and Kyrogue now knew why he hated this guy now because he was part of that mob Riccardo talked about.

"Lorenzo Medici, the most prominent of this powerful clan, has withdrawn from the public spotlight and is believed to be in hiding." Rachel said more and then said

"Having just observed the 7th anniversary of the previous Skullgirl, our kingdom own Queen Nancy [trinity bless her soul], the appearance of a new Skullgirl is a chilling development." Kyrogue heard the lady said trinity bless her soul and know for a fact most worlds usually have almost the same religions and this is the first to her about the trinity.

"While expected, the core of our nation is once again shaken as normalcy seem to be returning. But we will not be defeated, and stand strong against our enemy!" Rachel then showed a 12 feet talk woman name Scythana in prison stripes.

"In related royal family news, the eldest daughter of Queen Nancy and King Franz, Princess Parasoul, has successfully apprehended the infamous Gigan half-breed Scythana, with the help of her elite military force, the Black Egrets" Kyrogue now knew of the military to watch out for in this world. It then went on to tall that Scythana attack a memorial building and she was sent to jail. Then saw the so called Princess Parasoul and found her sexier than Nadia.

"So that the Princess," he looks to Filia and Samson "I would have loved to bend her over a barrel and showing her the 50 states."

"What that supposed to mean?" Filia said confused but Samson got his joke.

"It's an adult joke that Samson knows about." Kyrogue stated and then the TV said something about breaking news.

"looks like we have some breakings news about a man wanted for questioning," said Rachel

"The man has blue hair that covered his forehead and light blue eyes. He wears a sleeveless black shirt with an opened white short-sleeved trench coat that went all the way to his ankles that was over his shirt and has blue waves along the hemlines. He also had blue jeans and could also be seen having gun holders attached on each side of his jeans by the knees and wore black shoes." Rachel stated and Filia looked worry.

"Hey that description sounds just… like…ME!" Kyrogue said and then notice they was talking about him and then shown a photo Kyrogue.

"Well Filia I think we should leave… NOW!" Kyrogue yelled at them and they both left from the spot they were at not knowing they are heading into a trap.

15 minutes later

"Okay we are now in the clear." Kyrogue said

"What did you do?" Filia question him

"If coming from a different dimension is a crime I better find a way home fast." Kyrogue stated.

"I think not." Filia said

"Don't worry once we find that skull heart you'll get home." Samson said making them sound safe.

"Yeah can't wait for that Samson." Kyrogue replied and then notice the streets were empty. He knows that earlier these streets were busy and now it was quiet, then he notice Samson wigging out.

"I can feel the Skullgirl." Samson yelled

"Good then we can*BANG*" Kyrogue was shot in the head and fell down. Just then Filia saw that Parasoul had came out of the shadow with some Egrets in tow.

"Stand down girl," Parasoul said "we only came for the man. And I advise you to not go after the Skullgirl."

"Hey you can't tell us what to do?" Samson yelled at Parasoul

"Yeah," Filia said "and besides you killed our friend."

"He not dead. I heard reports of his healing powers and know he is alive." Parasoul said and then notice Kyrogue was smiling on the ground and Kyrogue kick himself up.

"Well I thought I could sneak attack you when your guard was down." Kyrogue then threw his jacket to Filia.

"Filia go after the Skullgirl, while I handle the princess." Kyrogue told her and she did.

"To let you know, I know about your water attacks." Parasoul said getting in her stance.

"Well princess, water is not the only attack I do." Kyrogue now gotten in his stance

[Insert Rules of Nature OST]

"Care for a dance your Highness." Kyrogue stated.

"You're under arrest. Come peacefully." Parasoul said and then the Egrets left.

Kyrogue then made the first move by shooting both his guns at Parasoul but she opens Krieg up to block the attacks and then she throw out a little orb that hover by Kyrogue head.

"What's that supposed to do?" Kyrogue joked

"Let me show you, Napalm Shot." Parasoul pulls out her Luger and shot the orb which exploded and blindsided Kyrogue. Parasoul then thrust her umbrella forward like fencing sword and hit Kyrogue on the side. She then picked up more speed and Kyrogue start to dodge her attacks but felt he was still getting cut. Parasoul then threw out 5 more Napalm shots on the field surrounding Kyrogue body and then she thrust her umbrella down on the ground causing them to explode. While stun and hurt she pulls out her walkie talkie.

"Ready Number 13," Parasoul said on her walkie "Take the shot."

A sniper shot had hit Kyrogue in the chest sent him down and he was injure badly in this fight. He was bleeding and had burn marks on his body making him feel weak.

"Damn she is fast." Kyrogue said under his breathe and gotten back up. He then ran up to her and tries to make his geyser hit her but she saw the water on the ground and move to the side. He knew this was going to happen and jump to the side waiting with his guns and shot jetstreams of water from his gun. As soon it gotten close to her a Egret came out of nowhere and block the attack.

"Hey no fair," Kyrogue yelled "I had you in the right spot."

"Sorry, but my soldiers have my side. Clear the way." She and the soldier move out the way and then an Egret on a motorcycle came out of nowhere and grab Kyrogue by the neck and start dragging him on the ground and threw him to a wall. Parasoul jumps to Kyrogue and thrust her umbrella down where the tip starts drilling down towards him. Kyrogue saw this and made his Water drill and clashed with Parasoul's umbrella.

"Damn this fight is taking too long." Kyrogue thought. "I have to get back to Filia and Samson."

"You should give up I know your attacks from the reports I heard." Parasoul said and then move her drill to the side stopping their clash and it hit Kyrogue in the left shoulder. Parasoul move back and Kyrogue had got up holding his shoulder.

"Good moves princess." Kyrogue said and started to freeze his shoulder covering the hole "But like I said water isn't the only thing I can do."

Kyrogue puts his guns in his holsters and forms ice on his hands and legs. The air around him was showing visible cold air.

"Let's finish this." Kyrogue now rush towards Parasoul with a frozen intent.

"Really 'frozen intent' can't think of anything else." Kyrogue said knowing he needs to shut up and fight the hot princess.

"Frost Shards" Shards of ice headed for Parasoul way and miss but cut her. Kyrogue then slides towards the princess and then forms a shotgun out of ice and hit her. She had fell back but an Egret came out and grab her.

"You monster." The Egret said

"Oh come on how many of you guys are their." Kyrogue said and then Parasoul recover and shot Kyrogue again and he blocks it. Parasoul and Kyrogue clash again with his sword against her Umbrella and seem to be at a stalemate. Parasoul then jumps back and yelled out.

"Egrets, Roll out." Suddenly a motor brigade of 20 soldiers came out and drove towards Kyrogue.

"Okay then get a load of this. Ice Wolves, Charges." Kyrogue then made a same number pack of wolves to match the Egrets numbers. When the two move clash, motorcycles and ice wolves were laid shatter on the ground.

"Wow that was an awesome crash…Hey where did she go?" Kyrogue looks around.

"Right here." Parasoul yelled ambushing Kyrogue with a powerful axe kick to Kyrogue knocking him down a little. She then did a very fast 13 hit combo of punches, kicks, umbrella swings, and Gun shots. On the last hit she opens her Umbrella once again and summons more Egrets.

"Egrets assemble!" Parasoul said and she and her Egret begin firing bullets through her umbrella which shoots off numerous Napalm shots and bullets at Kyrogue. Most of the bullets he was able to reflect but the rest hit him and the same goes on with those napalm shots. When it was done Kyrogue was cover head to toe in tears and then they all exploded leaving a smoke cloud.

"Hmm, you pose no threat." Parasoul said

"Don't count me out just yet." Kyrogue yelled out and reveal he cover himself in a block of ice to heal himself from that attack. He then broke out of the ice and charge at Parasoul and knocks her back and proceeded to get rid of the rest of the Egrets.

"Time to finish our dance princess." Kyrogue stated and then turn his ice black and enter dark mode. Kyrogue then rush towards her with then pulls out his guns releasing a stream of cold air in her eyes.

"Take this, Dark Ice Barrage." Kyrogue then fire 6 gun shots at Parasoul, then turn his guns into a submachine guns hitting her with 20 shots, next made an ice AK47 shooting 15 shot at her, next forms a shotgun and shot her, and lastly made a rocket launcher out of ice and fires a ice rocket that explodes and beating her.

"Medic…!" Parasoul said passing out.

"I salute my fallen enemy." Kyrogue salutes her and then did his pose.

[End song]

"Had enough, Princess" Kyrogue said to the fallen princess, who is now getting up but staggering to her feet. More Egrets came out and surrounded Kyrogue with gun pointing to him. Kyrogue look and notice some of the Egrets from the TV have appeared to help their princess, but Parasoul told them to stand down.

"I want to know if you were working with the Skullgirl or in league with another country trying to invade." She said to him

"Sorry I am not for either of those and also I am from another dimension and trying to get home." Kyrogue said "Because I have two teammates to get back to and trust me they are both reckless idiots."

Back in Kyrogue home world.

"AH…AH… AHCHOO." Both Rico and Mugiwara had sneezed.

"Damn someone is talking about us." Mugiwara said and then Rico said "Must be Kyrogue he is son troublesome."

"DAMN YOU BAKAROGUE" Mugiwara yelled in the sky.

Back to Kyrogue

"Well I better get going. I have to find those two." Kyrogue said hoping to weasel out of the surrounding guns but was stop.

"I have an request that you help me in finding the Skullgirl." Parasoul said and then Kyrogue looks in the sky and notice someone in the sky.

"To be certain the Skull heart would appear on the Skullgirl back right."

"Yes" Parasoul said

"Good because I think I just found her." Kyrogue yelled and pointed to the sky. Everyone looked in the direction Kyrogue pointed and notice the Skullgirl in the sky ripping apart Medici tower.

"Oh no we have to evacuate people NOW." Parasoul yelled and everyone started moving to save people. Kyrogue stood in place and saw how the girl looked and then he ran away to go stop her. While running he notice something a few blocks away from him and saw that Nadia was also running towards her but was being follow by some girl with big arms on her head.

Kyrogue23: You found the Skullgirl but saw that your future girlfriend or ex-girlfriend in trouble. Which would you choose?

Kyrogue: Well I think I go with saving the girl.

Kyrogue23: Well okay Kyrogue and remember people please review and fave.

Sharing moose: Or suffer the consequences

Kyrogue: WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM?