"Lights! Camera! Jimmy stop eating the camera... Action!" M-ducks yelled. "Also I do not own anything throughout this story..."

Phineas looked around, confused. "But we only have five reviews."

M-ducks shrugged. "So? I got bored."

Major Monogram raised his hand. "Why are we talking like this?"

"Turns out this is the way we're supposed to." M-ducks replied ."IT SO BORING! (no offense fanfiction) Oh yeah... reviewer number one: Testing 123 Cinnamon Buns"

"I'm not the last one this time! YAY!" Testing 123 Cinnamon Buns yelled (why must you have such a long name!) "Why did mine have to be one of the last ones?and did u have to use the "I GOT ONE" in there?just 2 let u know i posted that review before i changed my pen name"

M-ducks looked around nervously. "Well, um... I uh... PEER PRESSURE! IT WAS BALJEET'S FAULT! HE FORCED ME!"

(Cops in the background) "GET HIM!"

"It wasn't me!" Baljeet yelled.

The cops hand cuffed him. "A likely story." the lead cop said. "Just like the pizza you didn't order and you didn't pay for!"

"But I didn't-"

"Save it for the judge." the head cop said, carrying Baljeet into the police car.

Candace pointed to the vehicle. "Uhh."

"It happens. We'll get him later." M-ducks said. "Up next is Cyndaquil255."

(Cyndaquil255 runs up) "I just saw a police car!"

Buford sighed "Just tell us what you want."

"Everyone: If you were a wizard, would you be a fire, ice, storm, life, myth, death, or balance wizard? (my brother kinda got me into Wizard 101 XD)"

Irvan stretched his hand into the air. "YOUR BROTHER SOUNDS COOL! Oh, and I pick ice."

"I'll be a balance wizard. And I think Linda would be a myth wizard." Lawrence said.

"I'll be fire." MM said.

"I pick storm!" said Carl

"It's a rather weird question. But I'll be ice too" Ferb answered.

"Life!" Stacey and Candace both yelled.

Perry chattered (that means storm... I think.)

Vanessa shook her head. "This might sound nerdy, but I'll have fire."

"Myth." Isabella exclaimed.

Phineas raised his hand. "I'll be fire."

Isabella then yelled "That's what I said! Oh Phineas! We have so much in common!"

" I can be a balance wizard" (that was Jeremy)

"Baljeet picks myth." Buford shouted. "And I choose death."

"Ooh, that one. I'll be death!" (Dr. D)

"Nice choice sir." said Norm. "I'll be that one too."

"I don't know if you mean me or not, but I'll be ice" M-ducks said.

"I want Isabella handcuffed to Chelsea. Let's see what chaos unfolds. QUICK CANDACE! KEEP THE KEY AWAY FROM THEM, PHINEAS, FERB, IZZY'S FIRESIDE GIRLS, SHANNON, JESSIE (female), ALEX (also female), TORI, AND MARISSA!"

Candace groaned. "Why me?"

"Dunno. But look! The cops who arrested Baljeet dropped some handcuffs!" Phineas said. "Hey, where's Perry?"

"Right behind you actually." Jeremy told him. "And he's doing some type of dance."

"Really?" Isabella asked.

"No, not really. We just needed a distraction so we could cuff you and Chelsea together." M-ducks replied.

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?" Chelsea asked as Carl put the cuffs on.

Dr. D scratched his head ,"Well, I do have this rash on my-"

"UNIMPORTANT AND UNNEEDED!" M-ducks yelled.

"Wait, how do I keep the key away from everyone?" Candace asked.

"You could just throw it off that conveniatly placed cliff over there." Stacey explained, pointing to the right.

"Great idea!" Candace said as she threw it behind her shoulder.

"NOO!" both Isabella and Chelsea yelled. They jumped off the cliff and fell...

"I'll get them!" Norm shouted. His arms then expended, grabbing them by the satchels. Soon Isabella and Chelsea were lifted up.

"...Hmmmm... After the chaos is finished unfolding, I say you pit Izzy and her Fireside Girls against Chelsea and hers (Shannon, Alex, Tori, Marissa, and Jessie) in a challenge to see who can earn the most patches in a specified amount of time, like in my story. After that, I say send Isabella and Phineas and Chelsea and Ferb on a double date. (Chelsea, Isabella, you better behave yourselves!)"

Isabella sighed, "This is going to take a while... Hey Phineas, Ferb! Could you help me?

Chelsea snorted "You're going to need all the help you can get!"

"Anyways... can you-" Isabella started.

"Actually, Ferb and I already made a badge- collecting machine." Phineas said. He pointed to an invention with nobs on it. "Ferb?"

Ferb switched it on. It made a small buzzing sound and badges immediately surrounded Isabella. "I won!" she shouted "Oh, sorry Chelsea... NOT!"

"Will you just go on the dates so we can get this over." Candace asked.

"Yeah, sure." Isabella said cheerfully. "Let's go!" So she, Phineas, Ferb, and Chelsea went to 'Chez Platypus' (under new management)

One Hour Later

"Hi!" Phineas said as they walked in.

"Did everything go okay?" Jermey asked cautiously.

"Well it did... but then we had dessert..." Phineas replied. "Then Isabella and Chelsea got in a cat fight and landed in a giant bowl of pudding..."

"Sounds like fun!" Carl shouted.

"No, Carl. No one will dare you to go on a date with a cute girl." M-ducks said. "Now our next reveiwer, I have a life it's called PF."

"That's kinda creepy..." Candace said.

"Isabella: first don't get mad at me your my favorite character and I only want what's best for you with this dare let me say this to Phineas: ISABELLA GARCIA-SHAPIRO LOVES YOU MAN OPEN YOU EYES AND TAKE HER ON A PHINEAS FLYNN STYLE DATE AND DON'T I REPEAT DON'T BRING FERB WITH! Oh and Candace... MY NAME ROCKS!"

Phineas blinked "Isabella loves me?"

"THANK YOU 'I HAVE A LIFE AND IT'S CALLED PF!" Isabella shouted.

"Well we already kinda had a date, but we could go to the cleaners and get the pudding off Isabella." Phineas said.

Half an hour later...

"That was the best trip to the cleaners I'll ever have," Isabella said.

"Did you guys kiss?" Stacey asked.

"No," Isabella answered, "I was just happy that Phineas wasn't acting so clueless."

"Umm, thanks?" Phineas answered.

"We have one from Cyndaquil255... Didn't we already get rid of her?" M-ducks said.

Cyndaquil255 nodded. " Was the previous chapter incomplete? And if not, why is everything about my dare blank?"

"I'mglad you asked that Cyndaquil255. Because I fixed it! Oh wait... dang! Wrong font! But it's completed! Go ahead and look!" M-ducks shouted. "Review please! And... commercial! ...JIMMY! HOW OFTEN DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT EATING CAMERAS IS BAD!"