EXTREME WARNING Due to the author regading the previous chapters as completely unfunny peices of garbage,
He is redoing said chapters from scratch.
I also forgot to say: I DO NOT OWN EARTHBOUND, AND NEVER WILL.
Instead, here is a BADASS saying:
"To truly live your life, you must not fear the reaper, but make the reaper faer you."
-Melchoir (Chrono Trigger)
NEWS: I have a flash drive.
I call it Socrates.