Emmett

Bella and Edward were sitting on the couch across from where I sat on the recliner watching TV. They were talking quietly and Bella was giggling. I smiled shaking my head. She was something else. I still couldn't believe they were getting married in a half a week.

Now that Rose had decided that Bella's and Edward's wedding was okay with her she was determined to get them the "perfect" wedding present. I knew that she wanted to outshine Alice and Jasper. But how that hell were we going to do that? Alice was a psychic who could "see" the perfect gift and Jasper knew exactly what they felt about certain things. Cheaters. I wouldn't mind so much except that Rose said that I had to figure out what to get them.

I had no ideas. I mean what do you even get a vampire-to-be and a vampire that are getting married? Jeez. Don't you give engaged couples a toaster or a salad spinner? What the hell would they do with either of those things? Edward can't eat unless he pukes it back up and neither can Bella soon.

Bella laughed loudly and I looked at her she was blushing as usual. I laughed. I loved seeing her blush it was hilarious. Hmmm maybe I should get her something to make her blush. What would make her blush that would be a good present that Edward would enjoy? Lingerie.

Perfect! I chuckled and Bella gawked at me. Edward stared at me looking at my thoughts. Sorry, Edward, too late, I told him through my thoughts. He frowned at me and I laughed. "Rose! Come here, I have an idea!" I said knowing that she would hear. She appeared in front of me in less then a minute. I smiled at her. She was gorgeous and it still amazed me every time I saw her.

"Good job, Emmett. We can go now. I was just about to go for a drive anyway. I did some work to the convertible earlier and I wanted to test it on a longer trip," she told me. I nodded, got up, and grabbed her hand.

"Bye bye, Bella, Edward," I said laughing. We walked out ignoring Bella's and Edward's confused glances. Once Rose hit the main road she looked and me and I burst out laughing.

"What's your brilliant idea?" she asked playfully.

"Well when Bella blushed a few minutes ago I got the perfect gift idea," I told her.

"Yeah. What is it?" she asked getting on the highway that would take us to Seattle.

"Lingerie!" I laughed.

She smiled at shook her head at me. "Your right it is perfect. I bet Bella has none. Good job, Emmett, not even Alice would dare give her that," she said snickering. "You know what I'm really impressed. Hmm, oh! I know since we are going lingerie shopping I'll pick up some for me and I'll model it for you. How does that sound?" she asked in a scandalous voice, winking at me. Good job, I told myself.I thought of the perfect gift for Bella and Edward and I was going to get to see Rose model sexy lingerie.

"I think that sounds great!" I leaned over and kissed her full on the lips. She smiled and kissed me back. A few minutes later we arrived at a small shop that exclusively sold lingerie. It was fancy and probably expensive. Oh well, money wasn't a problem in our family, but I still thought about price because my family sure hadn't been rich when I was human. Rose and I got out of the car and walked into the store.

"Hello my name is Nichole. May I help you with anything today?" a blonde sales girl who was no where near as pretty as Rose asked as soon as we walked into the shop.

I smiled at her. "No, thank you miss. My husband and I can manage by ourselves if you please," Rosalie said slightly rudely. The girl blushed and walked quickly to the brunette girl working at the register and whispered about me to her. The brunette who's name tag read, Leslie, looked at Rose and rolled her eyes at Nichole and told her she was out of her league. I agreed. Rose rolled her eyes and walked around the store grabbing items in both her size and Bella's.

After a few minutes she walked over to the dressing rooms and waved me over. She went into the largest dressing room. I sat down on the bench in the room and watched her as she pulled the curtain closed and hung up her items on the hook. She pulled out the items that she had picked out for Bella and was about to show them to me when her cell phone started ringing. She handed me the stuff and pulled her cell out of her pocket. After looking at the number on the little screen she sighed and pressed the talk button while raising the phone to her ear. "Yes, Alice," she said exasperated.

"You and Emmett are soo bad!" Alice said. I could hear her clearly from here and I laughed.

"I have no idea what you're talking about, Alice," Rosalie told her.

"Don't worry I'm out shopping with Jasper he won't hear any of this, I promise," Alice said giggling.

"Good. We have shopping to do as well so good bye, Alice."

"Oh, fine. Have fun Emmett! Bye bye," she said and I could hear the mischief in her voice as well as Jasper's laughter in the background. Rose rolled her eyes. She hung up the phone and put it back in her pocket. Rose grabbed the stuff for Bella from me.

"Which one do you think for Bella?" she asked me holding up three very sexy, short dress type things. One was green with a blue trim and another was light pink with roses around the low neckline. The last was deep red and silk with a gauzy see-through black robe type thing that was the same color black as the trim. It was very short and very low cut. I laughed. It was perfect. Her cheeks would match perfectly with it after she saw it.

"That one is perfect for her, Rose," I said laughing and pointing to the dress.

"That's what I thought," she said laughing as well.

She hung them back up. Then she pulled five other items of the hook. Rose spent the next few minutes putting them on and modeling them for me. I knew that if I could have blushed I would have. "I think I'll get them all," Rose said smiling after she got her clothes back on. I got up and kissed her deeply. She knew exactly how to make my day.

"I like that one for tonight," I told her pointing at the short, nearly see through white dress.

"Hmm. So do I," she said smiling mischievously. We left the dressing room and she hung up the two things we had decided against for Bella then she paid and Leslie looked shocked when she saw our credit card. I smiled as she thanked us for our purchases and told us to come back real soon.

As Rose drove us home I thought about how pissed Edward was going to act and how pleased he was going to look when we gave them our present on their wedding day. I also thought about how red Bella's cheeks were going to get. I laughed. This was the perfect present not even Alice's and Jasper's London trip topped this. I couldn't wait to give her this to show her just how much fun it was going to be being my little sister.