I don't know how the heck I came up with this. Personally, I blame the Discovery channel.
Chapter 4: Chopper
"RUN AWAY!" Nami squawked as she picked up Brook like a sack of potatoes and hauled him to the lower deck. Robin was right behind her, heaving Franky by his hair.
"OW! WHAT ARE YOU TWO CRAZY WENCHES DOING!?" the Speedo clad man squawked.
"Less talking more running!" Zoro hissed as the crew piled into channel two of the solder dock.
"Would someone mind telling me what the hell is goin' on?!" Franky sputtered as he adjusted his hair.
"Chopper's in rut again…" Sanji grimaced.
"NO DOCTOR CHOPPER! I WANNA BE THE PIRATE KING! NOT THE PIRATE BITCH!" Luffy wailed as he rocked back and forth.
"Don't worry captain san, we won't let him get you again…" Robin said soothingly as she stroked his hair.
"Again?" Brooke asked.
"Let me put it this way, half the damage to our old ship the going merry wasn't due to battle, it was accumulated after Chopper popped one too many rumbles and tried to jump our captain. Our doctor develops a craving for the things when he gets like this…" Usopp shuddered.
"That's an out hole…an out hole I tell you!" the rubber man babbled.
"So if all of you know what's good for you, the lot of you will be quiet!" Zoro hissed, fingering his swords.
"You don't have to tell me twice. The last time he was like this, I made the mistake of bending over to pick up a book, if it hadn't been for captain san getting me out of there, I'd be walking bowlegged…" Robin grimaced.
"Y-y-y-you're welcome!" Luffy chattered.
"Oh! I feel like there are butterflies in my stomach, even though I don't have one YOHOHO…MRHP!" Brook gurgled as the pirates dog piled him.
"There you all are! Anyone in there want to play any reindeer games?" the heard the doctor asked, easing the door open, a manic grin on his face. The crew shivered when they saw the tell tale orange dust lining his mouth, signifying that he already ate two rumble balls.
"I vote we throw him Franky and Zoro and make a break for the shark sub." Sanji opined.
"Seconded." Luffy agreed.
"Thirded." Brook piped up.
"Sorry but it's for the greater good." Nami shook her head sadly.
"Remember to use protection." Robin deadpanned.
"Better you than me." Usopp snorted.
"This is not super! Don't we get any say in this?!" the cyborg sputtered.
"Nope. It's decided." the captain chirped.
"No! I say it's been undecided!" the first mate snarled.
"No it isn't! I'm the Captain remember! And I say the two of you are going!" the rubber man barked as Robin sent the shipwright flying with an Ocho Fleur Flip, and Sanji kicked the swordsman hard enough with his custom-made, steel-soled, size 13, combat shoe to leave a foot print in the marimo's left butt cheek.
By the time the crew had piled into the sub, Chopper had already chomped on his third pill and was swiftly growing into what had been dubbed 'monster point'. The only difference was that the things eyes were pulsing pink heats instead of radiating berserker fury.
"I'll get those traitors for this…" Zoro vowed.
"I'll help…" Franky agreed as the creature lunged for them.
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