DW: I do not own any part of Gundam Wing. Do not sue. I do however, have a nice fake glowing fire and a few candles..... heh.....fire.

Dedication: I would like to dedicate this episode to my friend Bunny, whose comment on me "typing like Heero on caffeine" helped me finish this chapter in record time. Also, Happy b-day Bunny! If it weren't for your party I couldn't have finished this.
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GWing Ghost Stories

Narrator: Last time o-

DW: I SAID SHUT UP!!!!!! I can't handle this type of rejection, I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS!!!!

Moomba: Stop crying, you're embarrasing me.

DW: WELL SORRY!!!! *hugs her polar bear plushie*

Trowa:......

Bunny: You should be careful with that.

DW: ..... *sniff*

Bunny: If you're not careful with that Dw, you might-

DW: *squeezes her plushie so hard it's head pops off**eyes fill up with tears* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I KILLED IT!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Trowa: That's really pathetic.

The remaining pilots who were outside (Heero, Duo, and WuFei): *run into the room*

Duo: He speaks!

Moomba: I know *snaps fingers** go's over to DW and pushes her over to Heero*

DW: *attaches herself to Heero's arm*

Moomba: Problem solved!

Trowa:.....................I'll tell my story now.

All: *ready themselves*

Trowa: ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Boo..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Duo: Wow Trowa, that must have been the longest you've ever spoken for.

Quatre: You're throat must hurt, I'll get you something to drink *walks into the kitchen*

Moomba: WAIT FOR ME QUATRE!!!!! *runs after Quatre*

Narrator: Next time on *gun shot can be heard in the background* OW MY EYE!!!! *falls down stairs that magically appear* OW *stair* UGH *stair* CRAP *stair* UF *stair* AH *stair* SON-OF-A *stair* *hits the floor, dead*

Bunny: DW!!!

DW: *still attached to Heero's arm* I didn't do it I swear!

Moomba: *peeks her head out of the kitchen* Next time on GWing Ghost Stories Quatre gets to tell his story!