Battle
Of
The Super Hero Stars
Chapter 4: Horror of Horrors…Not!
Part 1
Buffy was really happy as she heads back to the locker room to join the rest of her team. They were in the lead and as long as they could keep it, her and her team would be spending the night in the penthouse. As she walks threw the door, she asks "Did anyone find out was the next event is?"
Everyone just looks at her and shakes their heads 'No'
"Darn it" Buffy said
"You really wanna stay in that Penthouse, huh" Xander said, him and Angel were allow to hang with them during the break time between contests.
"Yeah, But if we don't get it tonight, we'll get it tomorrow" Buffy replied
"Oh, so you don't know?"
"Know what?"
"Tomorrow is a day off" Xander said "So wherever the teams end up tonight, that's where they will be staying tomorrow as well"
"Oh no" Buffy said "Okay team, we need to start getting prepared for the unknown so we can make sure that I get the penthouse…I mean 'we'!! We get the penthouse!!"
"And there's the fact we want to do our best to win the entire show" Giles said
"Oh, yeah, that too"
Out in the middle of the arena, Britney and Ashton stood getting ready to announce the next event. In front of them, there was a post with a crystal skull on it and behind them was a huge titantron screen.
At the moment, Ashton was looking at the list of possible interviews with the program director, apparently Human Torch and The Thing didn't want to be interviewed by him.
"Oh, is that who I think it is" Ashton said, a name popped right out at him "Ash from Army of Darkness…or is that just Bruce Campbell…which would be almost as cool"
"It's Ash" The program director said
"Oh, then you got to get me him"
"Sorry, Britney already has him next"
"You can have him if you want, Ashton" Britney said
"No, no, no, don't worry about it, I find another" Ashton replied and continues looking at the list, then another name caught his attention "Alright, Xena 'Warrior Princess', I'll interview her"
"That's…not going to happen" The program director said
"Why not?!" Ashton said unhappily
"Apparently she found out about how you treated Miley and doesn't want anything to do with you"
"What?! How the hell did she find out about that, did someone tell her?!" Ashton heard Britney laughing "Oh did you tell her?!"
"No" Britney answered "I didn't, what happened between you and her, just got spread around, but my offer still stands, you can interview Ash if you want, he doesn't care what happen…in fact, he doesn't know who Miley Cyrus is"
Ashton thinks about it and then asks "I'm not like gonna owe you anything?"
"No! Just take Ash, okay!"
"Okay"
"While we're on the subject, you need to apologize to Miley" Britney said
"Oh, don't you start with me!" Ashton fired back
"Ah, guys, we're about to start" The program director said "So if you could quit arguing"
The show came back from commercial, J.R. and King welcomed everyone back and then it went to Britney and Ashton to explain the next contest.
"I bet everyone is waiting to find out what the second and last contest of the day is!" Britney said and everyone cheered to find out what it is "So I'm going to let Ashton tell everyone!"
"Thanks Britney, this contest is called 'Horror Movies'!" Ashton said "And it is what the name applies, our teams will be going up against horror movies, just one for each team, but different possibilities of what each team could face"
"That's right, Ashton" Britney says "As you can see in front of us is a crystal skull and behind us is a huge screen, now each team will first head into the arena and the leader will press the crystal skull, then after a few seconds, the skull will take the form of the head of which horror creature their team will be facing and after the screen will show where they will be facing it and what the conditions will be"
"The horror movie creatures will be random, and teams can end up with the same one, but the conditions and where they will face it, will be different, however, no matter who a team faces, or the conditions, it will always be a totally of fifty points that can be scored and they won't be given any weapons, they can only use what they find in the round, or their own powers or accessories. Now as for where they could end up facing that creature, it can only be a place that was in it's movies" Ashton says "For example, if a team gets Jason from Friday the 13th, the only place that they could end up facing him would be Camp Crystal lake, Manhattan, or that…Space Ship from Jason X, man that was a bad movie"
"They were all bad, Ashton" Britney said "Now, as always, teams that haven't gone yet, won't be able to see what's going on with the teams ahead of them, but of course once they go, they will be able to watch the other teams that haven't"
"And our first team to go is…Team Slayer!" Ashton said
Team Slayer enters the arena, and all stand in front of the post with the crystal skull.
"Buffy, if you would press the crystal skull" Britney said
Buffy walks up to the skull and presses it like a button. The skull starts to glow, which makes Buffy take two steps back. As a few seconds, the skull takes the form of the head of a certain hockey face psycho they were just talking about.
"And speak of the Devil" Britney said "It looks like Team Slayer will be facing Jason from Friday the 13th!"
"Now, let's see where they will be facing him and what are the conditions" Ashton said, and then the screen behind them show Camp Crystal Lake "An oldie but goodie, Crystal Lake Camp, now what are the conditions" As the conditions were shown on the screen, Ashton read them out loud "You will have to protect five camp counselors, you get ten points for each that survives. Now victory comes when your team has at least one surviving counselor after one hour or Jason is killed, Defeat happens if all of your team is eliminated or all the counselors are killed"
"And here is something to know, its common knowledge that when you get eliminated, you're transported safe and sound to your locker room" Britney says "But in this contest, to add to the gruesomeness, you will be replaced with a bloody fake holographic double, so don't freak out and actually think your teammate is dead"
"Now, if your team will head to the holo arena, you can get started" Ashton said
King: Wow, Team Slayer will be facing Jason, this will be good
J.R.: Not doubt, so what do you predict will happen
King: I think Buffy and Faith will beat the living hell out of Jason
J.R.: Well, we'll find out if you're correct because they are starting now
It was night time at Crystal Lake Camp, and Team Slayer was in a small cabin with five camp counselors, two girls and three guys, who were drinking alcohol and dancing to cheesy music that was playing on an old radio.
"So" Buffy asks the rest of her team "Any idea on what we should do, stay here and defend the counselors until time runs out or go looking for Jason and kill him?"
"Well, B, if I could step up for a moment?" Faith asked
"The floor is your, F" Buffy answered
"We have to assume that the rules that apply to horror films, apply here as well" Faith said "And as someone who's watched a lot of lame slasher movies while my long stays in motel rooms because they didn't have cable so I was stuck watching them or watch nothing…I'm getting off the subject, anyways I think I know them best"
"So, I guess you have an idea on how to proceed?" Giles asked
"Yes I do" Faith looks at Buffy "I'd like to take this one, if it's okay with you because I don't wanna step on your toes, B"
"Hey, whatever gets us the most point, mainly all of them" Buffy says "Then go for it, we'll follow you"
"Okay, first we need to stop them from drinking or having sex, because that will bring Jason faster"
"Okay" Buffy said and then says to the counselors "Everyone, there's no sex or drinking"
All five counselors start to argue with Buffy, and one of the female counselors, a blonde with big breast named Tiffany, got right in front of Buffy and says "Like, you need to totally chill out, and have some fun, girl"
"Buffy" Faith says "Not only is she gonna be a main target, but she'll get brutally murdered by Jason"
"Really?" Buffy asked
"Yeah, you see most of these slasher movies, possible all of them, were written by guys who never got laid in high school or college, so having the sexy looking women get gruesomely murdered in these films is kind of their revenge…especial when they are about to have sex"
Buffy looks at Tiffany and says "I want you to sit on the couch and not do anything"
Tiffany storms to the couch with a pout and sits down
"Now look here" The head counselor said manly with his chest puffed out "Jason is just a myth, we have nothing to worry about, so have some fun"
Buffy looks at Faith and says "Is he a main target?"
"No, if anything, he's the one that going to survive" Faith replied "Not to say in our situation he will, we're the heroes, so that increases his chances at the machete"
"So Faith, what do we do?" Willow asked "Keep them from having sex and drinking for an hour and Jason won't come?"
"No, Jason will eventually come and we risk one of them getting killed, so I think we should do both, Willow, Spike and Giles will stay here and protect the counselors while Buffy and I go into the forest and hunt Jason which is perfect because we're both hot chicks wandering into the forest at night, Jason wouldn't be able to resist coming after us, when he does, Buffy and I will take him out. Also, while protecting them, don't let any of them go anywhere where they might be alone, if anyone of the counselors end up alone, then you can kiss him or her goodbye"
"It's a plan" Buffy says "So counselors, no partying until we deal with Jason" The counselors reluctantly agreed, Buffy looks at Faith "Shall we get going"
Buffy and Faith are about to leave, but before they get to the door, Faith stops Buffy when someone catches her attention "One more thing, Buffy, all types of sexually activity can get you killed in a movie like this" She points to the geeky counselor with the glass that was sitting in the corner reading a comic book "So it's important that he doesn't do any one handed fun"
"Oh…okay" Buffy says and then tell him "You, no masturbation"
"What?!" The geeky counselor said back with a red face "I don't do that stuff!!"
"Then we shouldn't have a problem" Buffy said and her and Faith left to begin their hunt for Jason
Willow suddenly had an idea "Maybe I should put a magical field around the cabin"
"Good idea, Willow" Giles said "It should keep Jason out"
"Oh yeah, it would do that too" Willow said
"What else did you have in mind?" Giles asked
"Help keep these idiots from running off alone" Willow answered as the three male counselors had gone back to drinking
"Well, if they're having a beer" Spike said and grabs one for himself "Then I'm having one too" he pops the top of the bottle off "Hey…uh…what's your name…Tiffany, yeah that's right, how about you continue with that little bouncy dance you were doing"
Tiffany smiles at him and happily goes back to dancing.
King: Now there's a party I wish I was at
J.R.: Didn't Buffy say 'no partying'
Buffy had grabbed an axe off a tree stump just outside the cabin; then her and Faith went into the dark woods. Fifteen minutes into the hunt, they still hadn't found Jason.
They weren't too far from the lake at the moment as Buffy says to Faith "Where the hell is he?!"
"Don't know" Faith answered
"Do you think he decided to hit the cabin?"
"No, I don't, if he did, Giles, Spike and Willow would have dealt with him and we'd be back in the locker room celebrating"
"Yeah…maybe he watching us now, but too afraid to come after us because I'm carrying this axe"
"No, he's attacked people with weapons before" It suddenly came to Faith "I know" Without warning; Faith grabs Buffy and wraps her arms around her. She then kisses Buffy on the lips, no open mouth, but the lips do mash up. Buffy is completely taken by surprise and her eyes widen with shock and disbelief.
Faith releases Buffy from the kiss and says in a valley girl way "Like, come on, Buffy, you need to totally chill out" She then looks and points to the lake "and hey, there's a lake, lets go skinny dipping" Faith starts running towards the lake and while running, she was taking off her clothes.
Faith got down to her underwear and was about to take off her bra, when she heard Buffy yell "Faith, I finally get what your doing, because he's heading this way" Faith stops and turns around to see Jason walking to them carrying a machete
Buffy throws the axe at him with a strong throw. The axe flies at Jason and imbeds itself in his chest. Jason doesn't make a noise; he just takes a step back and then falls fat on his back and doesn't move.
"Well, that was easy" Buffy said and turns back to Faith
"Ah, Buffy, it's not over" Faith points behind her
Buffy turns back around and sees Jason getting back up. When he got to his feet, Jason takes the axe out of his chest and throws it aside, then continues after Buffy.
Buffy doesn't wait for Jason, she goes after him. When they were close enough, Jason attempts to slash Buffy but she side step it, then kick the machete out of his hand, sending it straight up in the air. Buffy kicks Jason in the chest causing him to stumble back some, giving her a clear catch for the machete as it came down. With quick movement, Buffy catches the machete and runs Jason threw with it. She pulls it out and Jason falls back down.
"Okay then" Buffy said and takes a few careful steps back, waiting for Jason to get back up, but he doesn't. However right when she about to turn her back to him, he sits back up and gets to his feet.
Buffy, still having the machete, slashes his chest with two quick swipes. This doesn't stop Jason as he lungs at her, but Buffy steps aside and gets behind him where she thrusts the blade in an upward motion that enters Jason's back and comes out of his chest. Buffy doesn't stop, she pulls the out the machete and then runs it into his knee cap, cutting off the lower part of his leg. Jason hops a second on the one good leg before falling forward and landing flat on his face. Buffy stands over him and begins to repeatedly stab him in the back. Buffy stabs him about five times before she stop.
Buffy takes a few steps back and waits. After twenty seconds of Jason not moving, she decides it okay. She turns back to Faith and starts walking towards her "I guess that did it" Buffy then stops when she hears something crawling on the ground "It can't be" Faith was laughing as Buffy turns back around to see Jason crawling after her "Oh come on!!"
Buffy storms back towards him and when she got close enough, Jason attempted to grab her ankle but all that got him was his hand cut off as Buffy took it off with one quick slice from the machete. Buffy then grabs his head and cuts it off. After, she kicks the head deep into the woods "Now that had to have done it"
After a few seconds, a victory bell rang, signaling that she had killed him.
"Thank God" Buffy said with relief, she looks back to Faith, who was putting back on her cloths "Does that always happen?"
"Oh sure" Faith said as she was pulling up her pants "It all has to do with sex being a sin in these movies, so the instant I kissed you and was about to get all naked, Jason decided it was time to kill us"
"No not that, I figured that out, I mean the whole wouldn't stay dead thing"
"Well, yeah" Faith said and puts her shirt back on "Although, the whole crawling after you after you cut off his leg was more Monty Python like…and funny"
"It seemed more annoying to me" Buffy then says sarcastically "Oh by the way, thanks for the help fighting him"
"I knew you could handle him" Faith said as she was putting on her shoes
J.R.: And that's it, Team Slayer holds first place for he day by scoring the maximum fifty points
King: I can't believe him! He must be gay or something!
J.R.: What are you talking about?
King: Jason…there Faith was, about to show us her puppies and then he comes out and ruins it…why couldn't he just wait a few more seconds
J.R.: Anyways, the next team to go is Team Hulkamania
Team Hulkamania was in the arena about to find out who they were going to face.
Hulk Hogan steps forward and is about to push the crystal skull when suddenly The Ultimate Warrior grabs Hogan's arm and says "No, my mighty leader, you must not risk touching the skull of corruption, for we can not risk you becoming corrupted by it and having it's evil essences enter your mighty heart. Let me, the ULTIMATE WARRIOR, take that risk for you and I shall call upon the spirit of the warrior to battle the evil skull and find out who its master is"
King: Oh give me a break…well at least he didn't say 'the venom taste good'
J.R.: There's still time
Hogan was give the Warrior a look that said 'What?!'
"Hey, Warrior" Ashton said "The rules state that the leader has to press the skull"
The Warrior gives him a menacing look "I do not take the word of a rat demon that would give the word of corruption and plant the seed of discontent"
"Did you just call me a rat demon?!!" Ashton yelled
"The Warrior can see all that can't be seen and what there is to be seen is seen by…"
Ashton cuts him off "NO, shut up!! Answer my fucking question!!"
"Boy, you do not wish to test the might of the Ultimate Warrior" Ultimate Warrior said while pointing at him
"If you're talking about fighting you, I think I could take you. I may not be the quickest person, but I'm sure I could step aside just in time, and let you run into a wall!"
The Warrior was pissed and was doing his heavy breathing as he gets right in Ashton's face.
"Oh god" Ashton said in disgust "You need a breath mint!"
Triple H and Britney finally got between them, Triple H was pushing Warrior back and Britney was backing Ashton up. Even though the two of them stopped a possible fight, they had both been amused by the possible fight.
King: It looked like Ashton and Warrior were about to get into a fight, and my money would have been on Ashton
After she, backed Ashton up enough, Britney turns back to the team and says "Seriously, Hogan, you need to press the skull.
Hogan, as he was planning to do before, walks up to the skull and presses it. After a few seconds, the skull takes the form of a familiar crisp burn head, Freddy Krueger.
"Oh, looks like your team got the sultan of nightmares, Freddy Krueger" Ashton said "Now let's see where your team will be facing him"
An old abandon factory shows up on the screen.
"It may look like an old factory" Britney said "But I've just been told that it's actually Krueger's nightmare world"
The conditions display on the screen.
Ashton reads them out loud "The Winning conditions are at least one of your team must survive until one hour is up or Freddy is destroyed. Of course, fifty points is awarded if your team wins…and this is a surprise, there is no penalty for being eliminated but for each member of your team that quits, ten points will be subtracted from the totally fifty. If all of your team doesn't survive before the hour is up, then the round is lost and your team gets nothing"
Chris leads over to RVD and whispers "This seems too easy, we better be careful"
King: I don't like this, J.R., no penalty points for being eliminated, only ten points subtracted from the totally fifty they could win for each that quits, so basically as long as no one quits and at least one survives, Team Hulkamania will get fifty points
J.R.: You have a feeling this isn't as easy as it seems?"
King: I know conditions are going to be different for each team, but yeah, this does seem too easy
J.R.: Well, what's Freddy Krueger like?"
King: You mean you don't know?
J.R.: I know of him and heard about his movies, but no, I've never watched any of them, all I know is that he haunts your dreams…I'm not a fan of horror movies
King: Well…he haunts your nightmares to be more precise while you sleep…and then kills you in your sleep…oh, I think I know what's going on, I bet the holo arena will be able to read their nightmares, so holo Freddy will know it and be able to use their owe fears against them…this might not be as easy as it sounds
As Hulk Hogan was leading his team towards the holo arena, he was giving them the game plan "Okay, team, we stick together no matter what, and no one gives up, no one surrenders! We going to take Freddy as team"
The Ultimate Warrior jumps in "You mustn't worry, mighty leader, for together we have the strength of the chains of the gods, and together we'll travel to Hell and face the demon of deception with the power of the…"
Triple H stops him "Okay, I'm gonna cut you off here before you get to the part about the venom taste good, but you shouldn't drink it all, because basically, it's getting old"
"You must stop using your ears that misguide you and start using the ears of the Ultimate…"
Triple H stops him again "Again!! Just stop!!"
"Okay, that's enough!" Hogan said to both of them "We need to pull it together, okay, now let's go in the arena"
The team enters the holo arena into the scary old factory, after looking around for a few seconds, Hogan signals the rest to follow him and he leads the way.
The team carefully walks down one hallway and when they get near the end, Hogan peaks around the corner, and suddenly hears a scratching.
"Guys do you hear that?" Hogan asked while still peaking around the corner, but no one answers "Guys?" Hogan turns around and is surprise to see his team was gone. He calls out "Triple H, Warrior, Chris…ah, Rob!" but no one answers
Just then he hears some whispers that sound like people saying his name and it was coming from around the corner. Hogan slowly turns the corner and walks towards the whispers. The whispers start getting louder and louder as he walks toward them until it became so loud that it sounds like an audience cheering his name. Then in a sudden flash of white light, Hogan finds himself in the backstage area of a WWE event.
"Hogan, my man" Says a familiar voice and Hogan looks to his left to see Vince McMahon, in a suite, doing his power walk as he was heading towards him "Your match is up next and I can't wait to see it"
"My match?" Hogan was confused
"Yeah, your once and awhile match in which you show up get the fans all happy because they think your back, but all you're here to do is promote one of your stupid projects and after the match your gone as quick as you came"
Hogan was dumfounded at first, then realizes something "Wait, this isn't real…this is all a trick"
"No, the trick is having these young wrestler lose to someone so old he can barely lift his leg and have the fans still think this is real…which brings me to this, I'm sorry Hogan, well not really, but I'm not going to tell them to lose to you this time so, you're on your own…good luck"
"What?! You can't do that…wait, this isn't real, your not Vince"
"Believe what you want" Vince got behind Hogan, and with surprising strength, starts pushing Hogan towards the ringside entrance as Hogan's music starts to play.
"What are you doing?!" Hogan demanded to know
"Time for you to go do your thing that only you can do" Vince said as the audience starts to go wild with cheers "And that thing being something so old" suddenly Vince voice changes to Freddy's voice "and pathetic, it's just nothing but faded glory" Hogan was able to get a glance behind him, and for a moment, he saw that it was no longer Vince in a suite, but Freddy…in a suite, then he was pushed threw the curtain.
Hogan was now on stage; he looks down towards the ring and sees Lillian. He then looks at the audience and to a frightening shock; ever fourth fan had a burnt face. Hogan decides he wasn't going to play this game and turns around to go backstage, but stops when he hears Freddy's laugh just beyond the curtain.
With Hogan's music still playing, Lillian gives her introduction "Introducing the challenger, a man living on faded glory, the one who doesn't know when to call it quits, Hulk Hogan!"
Suddenly the audience starts to boo him and hold up signs that said 'Hogan sucks!' and 'Hulkamania is Dead'
Hogan now decides to play along, mainly because he didn't wanna go backstage with Freddy waiting for him. He starts walking down towards the ring and gets in.
"And introducing his opponents" Lillian announces
"Opponents?!" Hogan said with shock
"First, he's the heart break kid that literally breaks your heart, Shawn Krueger!"
The person that comes dancing out onto the stage looks and was dressed like Shawn Michaels, but had a burn face like Freddy Krueger. Shawn Krueger dances all the way to the ring and then stops and doesn't get in.
"And his partner, he's really really huge, The Great Krueger!"
This time it was The Great Khali that comes out and just like Shawn, he had a burn face. Khali stops right next to Shawn.
"And their partner, he'll kick your head in, before cutting it off, Freddy Orton!"
Again, Randy Orton with a burn face, comes out and stops next to the other two.
"And their partner"
"How many partners are there?" Hogan asked Lillian, he was staring to get really concern
Lillian ignores Hogan and continues "He's the doctor of slash'a'nomics, Freddy Cena"
This time, John Cena with a burn face, but he was also wearing the Freddy glove with knives on his right hand. John stops right with the others.
King: Orton, Shawn, and Khali I can understand, Hogan had run ins with all of them, but Cena, Hogan never fought him…oh well, this is Freddy, it doesn't have to make senses
There were two announces at ring side that look just like J.R. and the King, but they where called F.K. and the Demon King, and just like the wrestlers, they had burnt faces. The ref himself also had a burnt face, but that was because that was Freddy himself. The only one at ringside that didn't have a burnt face was Lillian.
The bell ring and the wrestlers surround the ring.
F.K.: Woo Wee, the match is on the way and it promises to be a slaughter knocker
D. King: I don't care what happens, just as long as I see some nice breast so I can jack off to them later
J.R.: So what do you think of our doubles, King?
King: I hate them
J.R.: So do I
The four Freddy wrestlers surrounded the ring. Hogan got ready to fight them off, and when he saw Shawn trying to get in, he ran over to him and attack. This gave the other wrestlers the distraction to get in. Hogan turns around and sees The Great Krueger getting in; he runs over to him and attacks him with his weak Hogan punches.
F.K.: Well yee doggy, does he actually think those so called punches of his will hurt The Great Krueger
D. King: Puppies!? Did you say 'Puppies'?!
Hogan's punches had no effect on Great Krueger and he hits Hogan with a chop to his head. Hogan got his ringer knocked as he stumbles back and right into a super kick from Shawn that knocks him down
F.K.: It looks like Hogan's getting it worst then a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs
D. King: I don't want cats, I want puppies, puppies dam it, I need puppies, puppies, show me some breast!!
J.R.: Oh would someone just end this already
King: I am not that perverted
J.R.: Well…pretty dam close to it
Hogan starts to get up, and when he gets to his feet, he gets an RKO from Orton that brings him back down to the matt painfully and knocks him out. Then Cena steps in, dusts off his shoulder, and then runs to the ropes, bounces off them back to Hogan, stops and then brings his Freddy claws down on Hogan's face, eliminating Hogan.
F.K.: Well slap me silly and call me a red neck, that was the dreaded Five Claw Shuffle
D. King: Puppies?
As it was said before, Hogan was replaced with a holo dead body version of him. Freddy Cena pins him and Freddy Krueger counts the three count. Freddy goes to raise Cena's hand in victory, but Cena puts away with an attitude and says "Get off me!" then he looks to the audience, raises his arms in the air and says "The nightmare champ is here!!"
"Wow" Freddy says "Now that boy is going places"
J.R.: That's one down; let's hope the other fair better
King: I'm just glad that's was over, and I do not obsess over breasts…that much
J.R.: The jury is still out on that one
King: You know I could really use your support and not your wise cracks
J.R.: Yeah…well…let's see how the others are doing
The Ultimate Warrior didn't know how he got here and he really didn't care. It was just like back in his glory days and that's all that matters. Warrior was at a back stage interview at a wrestling event. Behind him was an old style WWF wall and the man interviewing him was Mean Jean. Warrior was walking back and forth, doing his heavy breathing and getting psyched up.
"Warrior, Warrior" M.J. said, trying to get him to stop, and finally Warrior stops and he continues "I would like to get your thoughts on your opponent tonight, are you ready for him?"
"READY?" Warrior says "Am I READY?!, Mean Jean, you need to not be asking that question for you already know that answer, the question that needs to be asked is 'is my opponent ready for the wrath and fury of the ULTIMATE WARRIOR!?'"
"But Warrior, this isn't like any opponent you've faced before, you know nothing of him and he knows everything about you"
"The way of the warrior is to be always vigilant and face the darkness head on with the power of the heavens, for there is no backing down to the darkness or the darkness will never back down to you!"
"Uh, okay" M.J. said "Well would you like to meet this man you'll be facing"
"To meet your enemy is to know the enemy you'll be facing and gain the knowledge that he wishes you not to know!"
"Well, here he is" M.J. point to his right
The Warrior looks and sees Freddy Krueger "The demon of deception!! I am ready to face you and make you feel the power of the Ultimate Warrior!"
"No, no, no" Freddy said "I'm not your opponent, he's your opponent" Freddy steps aside and points behind him
The man standing behind him was a familiar face to Warrior, in fact it was the Warrior, in a sense, it was the man who became the Ultimate Warrior, Jim. He had muscles just like him and long hair, but he had no face paint, and wore a t-shirt, blue jeans, tennis shoes and had a pair of sunglasses on.
The Warrior couldn't and didn't want to believe what he was seeing "No, I will not fall for the lies of the demon of deception!"
"You may not believe it" Jim said, who unlike the Warrior, talked normally "But I'm here to help you"
"There is no helping that which no help is needed, and you are not one to help with powerless help which is not there"
"Oh god, would you stop and think before you talk and not just make this stuff up in rants" Jim rubs his head "Look Warrior…wait, let's start there with the whole Ultimate Warrior thing, it's just a character you play, you are not actually an all mystical Warrior with warrior powers…you are actually me, do you understand?"
Warrior shakes his head "No, you are an echo of the past that is no longer and I am the present and future of what is now and will always be the ULTIMATE WARRIOR!"
"Would you please listen to yourself for once! People aren't laughing with you they are laughing at you. If you don't get a sense of reality soon, I'll have to beat it into you" Jim threaten
"If you would attack the Ultimate Warrior, then the Ultimate Warrior will attack you with the power of the Jupiter Gods!" The Warrior then charges at Jim
Like those before, Jim waits until the last moment and steps aside, and like before The Ultimate Warrior runs past him. At first it didn't look like it was a big deal, there was nothing behind Jim for Warrior to run into and nothing for him to run off, but that's how it looked like at first. Two steps behind Jim, a cartoon canyon, like something out of a Roadrunner cartoon, appears and the Warrior runs right off it and falls down it like the coyote. In fact it sounded just like the cartoon, Warrior falls down the canyon with the same whistle that stops moments before he hits the bottom and small cloud of smoke is seen when he does.
Jim looks over the edge and says "What a maroon"
King: Saw that coming
J.R.: It is getting predictable
Ashton was hanging on to Britney's arm as he was finding it hard to stand from all the laughing he was doing.
Britney on the other hand, was looking at him funny and says "Don't you think its getting old"
Ashton stops laughing and straightens himself "Yeah, but it's all the creative ways he's falling running off ledges, don't tell me you didn't find this cartoon one funny"
"Actually, I feel kind of bad for him"
Ashton sighs "You're such a buzz kill"
King: That's two down
J.R.: Well at least they didn't give up, so no penalty points
King: It doesn't matter, if Freddy takes everyone out, then they will score nothing, and look who up next, its Y2J…maybe he'll do better
Jericho knew this was a trick and he was preparing himself for Freddy jumping out of anywhere. At the moment he was standing in the middle of the ring and his Highlight Reel props were all around him like he was about to do an interview, he even had a microphone in his hand. The audience was cheering him and waiting for whoever he was going to have on his show.
Jericho was wondering who was going to head on out and got his answer as John Cena's music starts to play. As Cena heads out, half the audience cheers him and half boos him.
'Good old Cena' Jericho thought 'he has as much hates as he does admires'
Cena gets in the ring, and Jericho says into the microphone "Well, I guess I'm suppose to interview you, but that is what an idiot would do. I know this isn't real, and I know you're not Cena, you're the nightmare man himself, Freddy Krueger"
"I'm not Freddy" Cena says back with a microphone of his own, and suddenly all the audience starts booing loudly
"Well, it seems like the audience doesn't agree with you"
"Oh, their not booing me, their booing you"
"Booing me?!"
"Yeah, because of what you've become"
"What I've become?!"
Cena starts to get annoyed "Is there an echo in here, why don't you just look at yourself and you'll know what I mean"
Jericho looks at himself and receives a frightening shock, he was wearing a suite "No, no, this can't be!"
"Oh, it is" Cena said "you put that on right after you destroyed your show"
Jericho receives another terrifying scare as suddenly his Highlight reel show was all destroyed. The big TV was smashed and the high chairs were in pieces and scattered everywhere.
"What happen to my show?!" Jericho yelled
"You destroyed it" Cena answered "The night you turned against the fan"
The booing got even louder and Jericho starts to freak. He had to straighten things out with the fans and by speaking into the microphone, but as he was about to say something, a voice, that sounds like his, came over the speaker "All of you are a bunch of hypocrites" He didn't speak the words, but it looked like he did "No I didn't say that!" He tries speaking into the microphone again, but again, words he didn't speak came threw the speakers "I'm done being your trained monkey" After that Jericho throws his microphone down like it was acid.
Jericho looks towards Cena and tries reasoning with him "I didn't say that!"
Cena shrubs his shoulders "It sure sounded like it"
"No, it wasn't me, tell them!"
"Well, it looks like it was you" Cena was referring to the suit he was wearing
"But I didn't put this on! This isn't me!" Jericho said and starts ripping off the suit, he rather be naked then wear the suit. However, once he rips the suit off, there was another suit under it "What the hell?!" he rips that one off only to reveal another "No!" rips this one off and yet again, another suit. Jericho is completely freaking out as continues to rip off one suit after another only to get an endless number of suits he was wearing.
As he was desperately trying to get all the suits off, Freddy comes from under the ring, just behind Jericho. He then crawls in the ring, and slowly starts to sneak up behind Jericho, his claws out ready to give him the eliminating blow. However right before Freddy get close enough to strike, Jericho screams out "I QUIT!!"
Jericho disappears and Freddy looks bumped that he didn't get to strike.
King: Now that three down, and Jericho just got the penalty, so the best they can do is forty points. Of course it doesn't matter; Freddy seems to be picking them off one by one, so I don't even think they'll survive
J.R.: Don't count out Triple H and RVD
Triple H didn't find the situation funny at all, but still he sat in the throne with a crown on and his Conan like outfit he was wearing but didn't put on. In his right hand was a huge sledgehammer and to his left, in a throne like his, sat Stephanie McMahon wear an elegant medieval dress and a crown on her head, Hunter could only assume she was his Queen. He was in a medieval like Castle banquet hall and in the middle of the room was a large table filled with food and surround by many warrior eating and praising the King of Kings name, that being Triple H.
Triple H was getting bored and was about to move on, but then Stephanie says "You look bored, my lord, shall I send for the Court Fool"
"Oh, this should be good" Triple H muttered
Stephanie claps her hands together and calls out "Send in the fool!"
Triple H saw this come, the big door open and Vince McMahon in a court jester outfit stumbles on in.
"Dam it!" Vince said "I'm not a fool, I'm Vince McMahon, and I have big grapefruits!"
Vince starts to do his power walk and after few steps, he trips and falls flat on his face
Everyone laughs at Vince except for Triple H, he just roles his eyes.
Vince gets up and says "Oh, All of you thinks that's funny, well I'll be the last one laughing in the end!" Suddenly Vince jester pants fall down revealing his boxers with red hearts and everyone, except Hunter, laughs louder then before. Vince's face turns red with embarrassment; he bends down to pull them up and his boxers rip. When he heard the rip, he loses his balance and falls flat on his butt.
King: You know, Mr. McMahon is watching this and I bet he's not finding this amusing right now
J.R.: Although, he has gotten worse
Vince is finally able to get back up and pull his pants up. Everyone still laughing at him.
"Oh, look what I have here" Vince magically puts two pies from behind him, one in each hand "I wonder what I could do with these" Just then, Vince throws one pie at Hunter and one at Stephanie.
Triple H ducks his head to the right and the pie hits the back of his throne. He looks behind him as he hears the sizzling sound of the back of his throne melting away from the acid pie that hit it. Triple H grabs his sledgehammer and quickly stands up. He then looks to his left and sees the headless corpse of Stephanie, apparently the other pie hit on target.
Triple H hears Freddy laughing and sees that Freddy now stands where Vince was standing. It was now just him and Freddy; all the warrior in the room had disappear.
"You know what's the problem with kingdoms, Mr. King of Kings" Freddy said "Is that they always come crumbling down" Suddenly the castle around them starts to fall apart like shattering glass.
As the walls shatter, it revealed another scenery, but it wasn't the scenery that Freddy wanted. Much to his surprise, he found himself on a battle field during sun set. There were a large number of warriors on the field surrounding him in a large circle with Freddy on one end and Triple H on the other. Triple H was now wearing battle armor and holding his sledge hammer. Just behind Hunter, was Queen Stephanie, head and all, wearing Xena like armor and sitting on top a war horse.
"You look surprise, Freddy" Triple H said, while looking menacingly at Freddy
"This isn't how it's suppose to be" Freddy said
"You forget, you're in my world!" Triple H said and then charges Freddy and slams the head of the sledge hammer right into Freddy's stomach. The hit was so hard, Freddy got lifted into the air before falling to the ground, face down.
Freddy was able to roll over and sees Triple H standing over him, he seem a lot taller to Freddy then before.
"What?! Did you think I was going to be easy, well you forget who I am!!" Triple said as he raises the sledge hammer right above Freddy's head.
Freddy lets out a wimpy scream as Triple H brings the sledge hammer down with incredible force. However Freddy melts into the ground right before the sledge hammer hits him.
Ten seconds later, the battle field disappears and Triple H finds himself back in the old abandon factory. He then begins his search for the others.
J.R.: Well, it looks like Triple H was able to fight against Freddy
King: Yeah, but he didn't defeat him and there's still twenty five minutes left
J.R.: Why can't you ever look on the bright side of things
RVD found himself in his old apartment from years ago, he didn't know how he got here and at the moment, he was frantically looking for his miss stash. It wasn't in the place he hid it last.
RVD attention was drawn away from search and to the sound of his door slowly creaking open. At first, no one came threw, but after a few seconds, a big ugly caterpillar crawl threw, it was apparent by the face that it was Freddy.
Freddy craws up to RVD and then pulls out a bong from nowhere and takes a puff, then he offers RVD a puff. RVD is hesitant at first but then takes a puff himself.
J.R.: I would like to take this moment to say that 'Battle of the Super Hero Stars' does not in anyway support the use of illegal drugs
King: They made you say that, didn't they
J.R.: I'm not at liberty to say
King: Oh give me a break, its okay for Hogan to get his face clawed in, or Faith nearly get naked, but oh no, RVD is getting high, the big evil…give me a break
"That's good stuff" RVD says "But I've got better…if only I could remember where" Then it came to him, he runs over to his bed, and reaches between that mattress and box spring. He pulls out a small bag with two already rolled joints. He takes one and offers the other to Freddy. Freddy turns back to human form and looks at the joint being offered to him, at first he isn't sure, but then he figures 'When in Rome' and takes it from RVD.
After taking out his lighter, RVD lights them both up.
J.R.: Well, I've got a feeling this is going to take awhile, so we're temporally going to Ashton, who is waiting to interview Ash from 'Army of Darkness'
"Thank, J.R." Ashton said "I'm here with Ash, from 'Army of Darkness' and Evil Dead 1 and 2." Ashton turns to Ash "I would just like to say it is an honor to be interviewing you"
"And I just wanna say who the hell are you?" Ash said "I thought the chick with the big boobs was doing my interview"
"Oh, well, she had other…engagements" Ash said "So, Ash, what was it like fighting the evil dead?"
"What was it like?! What do you think it was like, their evil and dead, a bad combination, I feared for my life every time"
"Well, you didn't look like you did"
"It was a tough guy act" Ash said "Anyone who wouldn't be scare, is either stupid or fooling themselves…look, kid, aren't you gonna ask me 'what I think of the teams or something along that line and not some stupid question"
Ashton rubs the back of his neck nervously "Well, I thought I'd mix it up some"
"Don't"
"Wait, what's that? Oh, I'm sorry Ash, I've just been told that we are going back to the Holo Arena…it's been nice interviewing you"
King: Wow, was he really told that or did he just want out of there
J.R.: Either way, we're going back to the match
RVD and Freddy were currently sitting on bead bag chairs completely high.
"Hey, I just realize something" Freddy said "I know now why I did all those horrible things to the kids I kidnapped…it was because I have a small penis…well, now I have no penis because it got burnt off…but back then I had a small penis"
"Huh, are you sure you wanna be telling me this, dude?" RVD said
"No, no it's cool, dude, I've come to accept it now, I had a small penis and now I have no penis"
The door opens and Triple H walks into the room. He rolls his eyes at the scene in front of him "Rob, what are you doing?"
RVD stands up and says "Hey, it's Triple H, the king of queens, the poker game, the sizzling assassinate…wait, I think I got one of them wrong"
Triple H sighs "Maybe it isn't the Warrior we need to get rid of"
"Hey, it's all cool, Hunter, I'm just hanging with Freddy"
Triple H suddenly returns a wicked smile "Freddy, what are you talking about, Freddy isn't real, there isn't anyone there"
RVD get a little confused "What are you talking about, he's right there"
Freddy stand up and laughs a goofy laugh "Yeah, Hunter, I'm real, I'm right here"
"I don't know what you're talking about, Rob" Triple said "There's no one there, Freddy isn't real"
It took him a few seconds, but threw his fogged up mind, RVD got it "Oh, yeah, I get it" he winks at Triple H "There's no one there at all, I was by myself before you got here"
Freddy was hurt "Hey, Rob, not cool, I thought we were buddies"
"Now you have to believe it, Rob, there's no such thing as Freddy Krueger" Triple said to RVD
Freddy starts to feel weak and that when he got what Triple H was trying to do "NO!"
"Hey, no worries, Hunter" RVD said "I believe…I mean I don't believe…I mean I…huh…you know, there's no such thing as Freddy"
"You not going to get away with this, Hunter" Freddy said and charges him with his claws out, but Triple H made no effort to move or brace himself or anything but yawn. Freddy tries to slash Triple but he suddenly disappears into nothing.
It was over, but still Freddy had to get the last word, in a disembody voice; he yells "Curse you, Triple H! Curse you and that hot wife of yours! You know, the one that looked so hot in the leather armor, dam, do you really get to bang that?"
In the audience, Stephanie blush as she suddenly felt the eyes of everyone around her "What?!" is all she could say
King: That's it, they did it, Team Hulkamania wins and comes away with forty points
J.R.: And it all thanks to RVD and Triple H
King: Well I would say Triple H more then RVD
J.R.: Up next is Team Dark Angel
TBC
Sorry, I decided to cut this contest into two chapters due to the fact that Team Hulkamania took so long, this contest will continue next chapter
