A/N: To lzxaozx01 (would have messaged a response but you were anonymous): I'm sorry, but this is ONLY for Super Paper Mario characters and Fawful doesn't appear in Super Paper Mario. Otherwise your question would be featured among these. But if you have a question for a character that appears in Super Paper Mario please do send it in! :)
Dear Dimentio,
What's it like messing with dimentions and teleporting around like that? I imagine those boxes must feel awfully cramped. Furthermore...why a jester, if I may ask?
--Kurai
Dear Kurai,
Ah ha ha ha... on the contrary, I find it to be EXTREMELY freeing. Am I correct in assuming you have heard of astral projection? Well, what I do is extremely similar. I can go places... I can CREATE places... you've never heard of, nor imagined in your wildest dreams, with the snap of a finger! Things that would make you cower like a tiny praying mantis about to be snatched up by the beak of a songbird cause no fear in me because I know with a simple snap I can be rid of that situation.
In short, I don't mind "cramped" boxes. It's a small price to pay for the ultimate freedom they give me. I know you'd agree if you had my privileged abilities.
As for your other question... why not a jester? Ah ha ha ha ha. Don't let my appearance fool you, as you wouldn't judge a book by its cover. I am always deadly serious.
Master of Dimensions, Pleaser of Crowds,
Dimentio
Dear Dimentio: What are your pants made of? And do you wear boxers or briefs? o lulz
Love Chrissie~
Dear Chrissie...
I find this to be quite the personal question. Before we proceed I have a question for you: Why do you wish to know?
Master of Dimensions, Pleaser of Crowds,
Dimentio
Dear Mario,
What were you thinking and feeling when Tippi said she wanted to be near you?
From Cyndaquil255
Dear Cyndaquil255,
Hmm, that's sort of a personal question! But I guess I don't mind. It was a little embarrassing, to be honest. But it was mostly very flattering. Before then I didn't realize how strong our friendship and bond was.
I suppose you could read into her statement more and assume she meant what she said in a more personal way. But since it's over and done, I don't think I want to read into it. Besides, she's got her sweetheart now. I think that's the most important thing, isn't it?
I really hope she's okay... But I'm sure she must be.
Your Friend,
Mario
Dear Luvbi,
Why did you get so much joy out of teasing Mario and friends? Namely Tippi?
Or was that just you being you?
From Cyndaquil255
My dearest Cyndaquil255,
Ahh, the answer to thy question is quite simple: because it is so easy! 'Tis rare that I get quite a reaction that is quite as perfect as the ones I saw in Tippi and the others.
The poor girl hath a hard time keeping her cool, nay?
Thy friend forever,
~~~~Luvbi~~~~
I have a question for Luvbi...Why do you speak in a psuedo-Elizabethan
English style?
--The Yoshster
My dearest Yoshster,
I know not what thou referest to! Mine manner of speech is quite normal. Mayhap it is you, good sir or madame, that speakest in an unusual way?
Thy friend forever,
~~~~Luvbi~~~~
zxaozx01
