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x) rocketgirl727981 - I know you like Ronie lots better, but beleive me, Julie shall serve her purpose... -evil grin- BWHAHA! You'll see! LoL. Thanks for reviewing, and enjoy the chapter!

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I'm aware that you all despise Julie with a passion. That's her purpose. Hate her. Loathe her. She hates you, too. All the more incentive for you to throw things at her and scream bad words. ;)

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Chapter Four

. Val's PoV .

.8 am .

"Jack! All she wants is your ticket! Not you!"

He was still back there trying to charm her...

"JACK!"

I went up to him, grabbed his shirt, and pulled him along.

"I'll be back!" he yelled to her.

"Oh, shut up!" I said as we went on the plane.

"Where's yer friend?" he asked. "The cousin?"

"Somewhere on this plane... WILL!"

"Yes?"

"You get the window."

"Okay."

We sat down, and I looked for Clay, but nothing.

Then a peanut hit my face.

I looked over, and they were into it again...

"Eunuch!"

"Mean person!"

"Blacksmith!"

"Pirate dweeb!"

"SHUT UP!" I yelled.

. Ronie's PoV .

. In the car .

My eyes were bulging...

One whole freaking hour!

Of polka!

I'm ok, though...

Even with Clay singing...

"I can't take it anymore!" I screamed, jumping up.

"AHH! Ronie!"

"Shut that crap off!"

I got up front, took the CD out, and threw it out the window.

"Hey! That was one of my favorite CDs!"

I glared at him.

"You are getting me on that plane!"

"Bu-"

"Now!"

He floored it, and we were silent until we reached the airport.

"Ronie, are you gonna shoot me?" Clay asked.

I looked over at him.

"Oh, shut up," I said. "Okay..."

We got out of the car and finally reached the terminal.

And I still need a ticket...

"Hi," I said, turning to the man behind us in line.

"Well, hello," he said, shaking my hand.

"Eh heh... eh... don't touch me," I said sharply. "Now, do you need your ticket?"

"Well of course!" he laughed.

"Ah hahaha... so do I."

I punched him out and took the ticket.

Clay stared at me.

"People are so nice around here..." I said.

. Brandon's PoV .

We ran onto the plane.

"Get them off that-!"

The door slammed shut, and I took Julie to the back of the plane.

"You don't have money?" she whispered angrily.

"I left it in the house!"

She hit me on the shoulder and slumped back into her chair. She wasn't gonna talk...

. 6 pm .

...And she didn't the whole way there.

We got off the plane, and she didn't look at me while I stood on a bench looking for any of them... but it would be pretty hard to miss Jack... I mean, come on... even in an airport...

"Find your friend yet?" Julie asked, getting bored.

"No..." I said, sitting by her on the bench.

"So, where do we sleep? Eat? Go?"

"I dunno..."

"Nice, brandon..."

"I'm sorry, ok!"

"You should be..."

"Ugh..."

. Val's PoV .

"Clay? CLAY!"

"Ow! Big mouth!"

"Shut up, Will."

I didn't see Clay anywhere in the terminal...

"CLAY! CLAYTON EMBERTON!"

"Must ye yell?" Jack asked.

"Oh, screw this!"

I ran up to the control room with Jack and Will.

"Hey! Who are you?" the dude asked.

"She's Val! Savvy?" Jack asked.

The moderator nodded stupidly, and I ran past him and pressed the intercom button.

"CLAY EMBERTON! GET YOUR BUTT TO THE FOUNTAIN NOW!"

"Thanks, " I said, smiling sweetly to the guy as we left.

We ran through the crowds to the huge water fountain.

"Oh, where are they!"

. Brandon's PoV .

"CLAY EMBERTON! GET YOUR BUTT TO THE FOUNTAIN NOW!"

I shot up.

That sounded like Val!

"That's Val!" "I yelled.

"What?" Julie asked.

I grabbed her arm and ran...

And ran...

And then ran into two people, and we all fell down.

"Watch it, jerks!"

"Hey, why don't y-"

I stared in disbeleif.

"Ronie?" I asked.

"What are you doing here?" she asked.

"Might ask you the same..." Julie said.

Ronie death-glard her as Clay got up.

"Ah! Julie! BJ!"

"No duh!"

"We heard Val!" Clay said.

"So come on!" Ronie yelled.

We ran and saw the three of them with their backs to us.

"Val! VAL!" Clay bellowed.

"I see 'em!" I said. "I-"

"AH!"

"Clay!"

"Look OUT!"

He tripped over all these suitcases, and into the fountain he went...

"AHH!"

With Ronie...

. Val's PoV .

I felt water splash my whole back.

"AHH! It's cold!"

The three of us turned around to see Clay and Ronie all wet, and BJ and Julie all dry.

"Hey! you heard me!" I said to Clay. "And where did you three come from!"

"No! The evil wench is here!"

Jack drew his sword at her, but she just swatted it ot the ground and got out of the fountain.

"Let's just get out of here!" BJ said.

"Off to Whitzle!" I shouted.

"Whitzle?" Julie asked.

"Our grandparents? Duh!"

"All of us? " Jack asked.

"Of course! Come on, Will!"

"Wait!" clay said. "What happened to him?"

"Long story! Tell you on the way..." I said.

"How far?" BJ asked.

"An hour by car..."

. In the car .

"I can't drive like this!" Ronie yelled, refering to England's wonderfully reversed driving layout.

"It can't be that hard!"

"So you try, Val!"

"Why? You're doing so well!"

"Left!" Clay yelled. "LEFT!"

SCREEEECH

"Another one!"

"Ronie! Slow down!"

"Shut up, Clay!"

"Ronie!"

"What!" she yelled at BJ

All he did was point at the oncoming oil tanker.

"AHHHHHH!"

SCREEEECH

"Shit! The brakes!"

"The WHAT?" Julie screamed.

"Oh my god!" Clay whined.

"RIGHT!"

"Brandon, shut up!"

"We're gonna die!"

"AHHHHH!"

CRASH

. Ronie's PoV .

. 2 hours later .

I woke up in this huge smelly wooden room...

Wait...

"I'm in a barn!" I screamed.

I sat up, and I was covered in hay. Val nad Julie sat up on the other side of me coughing.

"Eh..." Julie moaned, picking straw out of her hair.

"Whoa! I didn't know heaven had cows!" Val laughed, getting up.

"We're not dead," I said. "But where the hell are we?"

I got up to go to the huge doors on the other side of the barn, but they suddenly flew open.

"Hey! Ye're awake!" Jack said as Clay came in with him.

"you guys ok?" Clay asked, running over to us.

"Where are wee?" Julie asked. "Where's Brandon?"

"And Will?" Val asked quickly.

"Speaking with head of house," Jack said, picking me up.

"They're fine," Clay told us. "Pretty close call we had,"

"We ran into a field of sheep!" I yelled.

"Aww, did we?" Val asked.

"They're ok, too," Clay laughed.

"Look! Horses!" Julie whispered. "I love horses!"

I rolled my eyes as she (and Val, the dip) ran over to the dark one.

"Are we far from Whittle or whatever?" I asked.

"Not sure, but it is getting late."

"Well I am not sleeping in a barn tonight."

"Ye just might have to, luv..."

"No w-"

THUD

We heard the horse whinny and saw Val and Julie back out of the stable slowly.

"Nice horsey..."

"Not good!" Jack yelled.

The horse came out and cornered us.

"There's only one thing to do at a time like this!" Val said, grabbing a pitchfork beside her.

"Yeah," I said. "Runaway!"

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