Hey everybody, it's me, The Goon. Chapter 4 of this Gintama fanfic is now here, and I hope you enjoy it :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Gintama or its characters, except for Amy and Kyle (Katie is technically not an original character...this will be explained in a future chapter)

Story so far: The Odd Jobs crew, for some reason, fell out of the sky, and into the house of Gintama fangirl Amy, who is rich, popular, and pretty...but deep down, she wants Gin over any guy that attempts to hopelessly hit on her. They secretly stay at Amy's house, but must blend in with the current trend. When they dress awkwardly when they go out to eat, they run into trouble when one of Amy's ex-boyfriends, Kyle, tries to intimidate them, but ends up being beaten. Meanwhile, the top three officers of the Shinsengumi are following Katie for some reason, and Kyle, shortly after his defeat, ends up in the service of Shinsuke Takasugi, who seems to have his own plans...


"Hurry up, you guys!" whined Shinpachi.

The Odd Jobs crew had to make an emergency stop to a gas station to take a bathroom break. Unlike Shinpachi, Gin and Kagura couldn't completely handle so much fast food.

"You guys!" whined Shinpachi.

"Quit complaining!" said Kagura.

"You try having to take a dump that feels like passing a kidney stone!" said Gin.

"Can you at least try it to make it go faster?" asked Shinpachi.

Gin and Kagura both squeezed as hard as they could. It was a mistake to eat so much food. Fortunately for Shinpachi, he rarely had stomach problems, so he was good to go.

"AAHHH!" they both screamed.

Finally, after so much time and effort, Gin and Kagura had a relieving bowel movement. A few short moments later, they stepped out and started walking with Shinpachi.

"That look long enough," said Shinpachi.

"SHUT UP!" said Gin and Sakura at the same time.


Katie was now in her pajamas and getting ready for bed. She went up to the window to open it up and get a dose of fresh air before going to bed. She failed to notice Kondo, Hijikata, and Okita watching her from the rooftop of the house next door.

"We should move in closer," said Kondo.

"Why?" asked Hijikata, "We don't want to risk having her seeing us!"

She could see me trying to kill a certain someone, thought Okita.

"But what if we can't get inside the house after this?" asked Kondo.

"First off," said Hijikata, "We're the Shinsengumi. We have all the skills it takes to break and enter a house. Second, we don't need to get inside. We just have to make sure that no one else does."

"Hold that thought," said Kondo, "They're back!"


Gin, Kagura, and Shinpachi walked down the sidewalk and to the back door of Amy's house. All the lights were out except for the one in Katie's room. The back door quietly opened and Amy stepped a little outside. She was already in her pink pajama pants and tight red, short sleeved pajama shirt, and was wearing her purple slippers.

"Bad news, you guys," said Amy, "My parent's are asleep…"

"How is that a problem?" asked Shinpachi, "It's easier to sneak in that way!"

"But they're in the guest room!" said Amy, "A spider crawled inside their room when my dad opened the window, and my mom freaked out! My dad killed it, but she refused to stay in that room for the night, so they're in the guest room."

"Wasn't that where we were gonna stay?" asked Gin.

"Yeah it was," said Amy, "The safest place for you guys is my room, but don't make too much noise, because the guest room is not that far from my room."

Amy opened the door a little wider to let Gin in first, then Kagura and Shinpachi. No one said anything, but they all heard Amy giggling a little when she looked at Gin. They quietly tip toed up the stairs and slowly snuck inside Amy's room.

"I wish I had spare pajamas you could borrow," said Amy.

"We can just sleep in our clothes!" said Kagura.

"Your clothes, you mean?" asked Amy, "Because those don't look very comfortable for sleeping in."

Amy turned around and they had already changed out of the clothes Amy lent them and back into their original clothes.

"What the…H-How did you…I mean…it was so quick!" said Amy.

"We're cool like that," said Gin.

Amy giggled and sat down on her bed.

"There are a lot of sheets and pillows in my closet," she said, "You could use those."

She had lifted her head up, and the sheets were already arranged around the floor that could be used as sleeping bags, and the Odd Jobs crew was already inside them.

"How do you DO that?" asked Amy.

"Lots of experience," said Shinpachi.

"Maybe you're special," said Amy.

"Maybe you could just be tired!" said Kagura.

"MAYBE, we could be manga characters and you can't keep up with us because we're too fast paced for you!" said Gin.

An awkward silence filled the room. Amy looked confused, but Shinpachi and Kagura just dismissed him.

"Nah, that's ridiculous!" said Kagura.

"It could never happen!" said Shinpachi.

Amy knew they really were manga characters, but didn't know if it was safe for them to know that, so she kept her mouth shut for the time being. Soon enough, they all wished each other good night, and then Amy turned off the lights and they all drifted off to sleep.

~Amy, 12:06 am~

Amy had woken up a few minutes ago to relieve herself in the bathroom. She quietly tiptoed past the other sleeping people back to her bed, but accidentally tripped. She would have hit her face on the floor had it not been for the fact that her bed was so close by. She got up and took time to notice Gin sleeping.

He's so adorable, thought Amy.

Amy put her hand out and started brushing through his hair. It felt nice and soft, and she thought it looked good when her hand was in Gin's silver, silky hair. She went to use her other hand to get a feel of Gin's abs, or rather find out if he had any, but then he turned to the right, and it almost looked as if he was about to wake up.

I better not risk it tonight, said Amy, but hopefully I can find out…before he has to go…oh man, I wish I didn't have to say it like that…

Amy crawled under her purple blanket and laid her head on the soft pillow on her bed, drifting right back to sleep.

~Kagura, 12:37 am~

Something was crawling on the tree just outside Amy's window. It was quiet, but not quiet enough to keep Kagura asleep. She opened her eyes, rubbed them, and looked up to the window. Her vision started out being blurry, as it does with everyone when they start waking up, but once it became more clear, she could see where she was going. She started slowly walking towards the window to take a peek, but stepped on something sharp.

"Ow!" she cried.

She suddenly covered her mouth, hoping that no one heard her and woke up. Fortunately, no one did. She couldn't see what it was, since it was so dark, but not only could she tell it was a sharp pencil standing up, but she could also feel her foot bleeding. She limped to the bathroom to take care of it.

After searching the bathroom closet, Kagura found a first-aid kit that came with band-aids. She sat on the toilet, with the lid down, of course, and crossed her legs. She held her right foot with her hands, for that was the one that got pricked. There was a little blood dripping from the far right side of her bare sole. She quickly put the band-aid on it and was about to start heading back, until once again, she heard something crawling outside. Kagura opened the window and looked outside to see what it was.

A dark figure went crawling back in the bushes. People who did that were obviously up to no good. She wanted to follow the dark figure, but was too tired to hop out. She went back to Amy's room, got under her blankets, and went right back to sleep.

~Gin, 1:45 am~

Gin opened his eyes when he heard two small noises. One sounded like a little whistle, though he was unsure of where it was coming from. The second was a rumbling coming from his stomach. Gin was hungry.

"I wonder what they have in their fridge," said Gin.

Gin left the room and walked down the stairs of the dark, silent house to the kitchen. He walked across the cold kitchen floor and opened the refrigerator door, which wasn't much warmer than the floor. Gin looked around. The family must love eating, because their fridge was almost empty. Gin settled with the slice of cheese cake that her father was going to eat the next morning. He walked back up the stairs back to Amy's room, still eating the cake, when he thought he heard voices outside.

Once he was back in Amy's room, he opened the window to see if he could hear anyone talking. He heard nothing. Dismissing it as just sleepiness, he finished the cake and went back to sleep.

~Shinpachi, 2:26 am~

Shinpachi took the pillow off his head and wiped the sweat off his forehead. He never thought it could be so hot inside a bedroom. Or maybe it was just him. And maybe that annoying sound was just in his head also. It sounded like something was buzzing outside the window. He went to the window to open it and chase off whatever it was, but nothing was outside. He turned to his left and realized what it was.

It was Amy. She was a snorer.

"Well, I guess I can't do anything about that," said Shinpachi.

He crawled back under his sheets and drifted off to sleep. Unfortunately, they were all right about something being outside. Takasugi and Kyle were just outside the window, spying on Amy and the Odd Jobs crew.

"I don't believe it," whispered Kyle, "I only broke up with her two weeks ago, and she already has other guys sleeping in her room! And not just any guys! That four eyes and that faggot from earlier today! And that short bitch who refused to touch me!"

"Maybe it's not them," responded Takasugi, "Maybe it's you. You may just be either really annoying to them, or you have too much of an ego to see that you're not worthy of her."

"Listen, buddy," said Kyle, walking towards Takasugi across the rooftop, "I'm the hot shit of this town, and even if you promise me a chance of revenge, no strange guy with a patch and in goofy samurai clothes is gonna tell me otherwise!"

Takasugi grabbed Kyle by his short, brown hair, and then slammed his face into the roof, leaving a few marks, then unsheathed his blade and put it to Kyle's throat.

"Kyle, you listen to me," he said, "If I wanted, I could easily kill you right here, right now. But I'm not, because as tough as I am, I can't do this alone. So if you're gonna stay in one piece, you're gonna have to accept that compared to the other hot shit in this world, you are only a little maggot. You are worthless compared to them. Your ego is blinding you. You think you can take on the world, but it's the world that will bring you down, not vice versa. Trust me when I say that there is no way that you will ever succeed in life without me."


To be continued...