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Seras watched the spider crawl up her arm. It was a small thing, maybe a centimeter across. Cautiously it stalked forth, uncertain as to its ground. Seras brought it closer to eyes. It turned to face her. Its eight obsidian orbs stared into her red and black. It waited. Perhaps it felt some kinship, life-eater to life-eater. Perchance that it paid homage to the creature that kept it home dark and free of birds. Still it stared. Maybe it was curious.
Pip, of course, was less than happy.
Kill it kill it kill it.
No, its cute.
How can yo-anotheronekillitkillit.
Another, larger spider had started to ascend Seras's leg. Reaching down she put her finger in front of the new-comer. It hesitantly climbed on and Seras brought that one to her face.
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Oh hush.
Annoyed at Pip she brushed the spider off on her face. Pip stopped complaining and started gibbering incoherently. Seras felt the delicate touch of the spider's legs running across her cheek and lips. She watched the smaller one more closely, bringing it level to her iris. It waggled its fangs and, apparently bored, wove a thin stream of silk to land on the floor.
Neznezneznez!
What? Calm down Pip.
Nose, it is in your nose!
So?
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Seras mentally sighed. If I take it out will you stop complaining?
Oui.
A soft suggestion and it tromped out. Seras plucked it up and put it on the floor where it scurried off.
The first spider had a friend. A fly was snared in its web. Fighting desperately, the little insect tried to break free. The fly's pitiable struggles were quickly ended as the spider wound it up. A momentary wait and the arachnid sank its fangs into it.
Must you watch things like that?
Silly Pip I've already done that to you.
That's not funny.
