A TAIL OF FIVE FURRIES
Chapter 4: Renamon's Tale
Renamon woke up in another part of the forest. She looked around for Lucario, but he was gone. There was no sign of Fox, Krystal, or Tails either.
Four assassins appeared.
"Hey Malcolm!" said the man with the red bandana. "It's her! It's that furry he sent us to eliminate!"
"Are you sure, Howard?" said the man with the frizzy blue hair. "Is that Renamon or Krystal?"
"That's easily Renamon, Follner," said Malcolm Kwin, the boss.
"But how are we supposed to kill her?" said the woman. "She's gotta be powerful. I heard before that cyclone hit she destroyed General SaberMyotismon!"
"Nina! Shut up!" said Malcolm.
"Diamond Storm!" said Renamon, and she shot diamond shards at Malcolm. They hit him and knocked him back.
"Ouch! You'll pay for that!" said Malcolm. Malcolm, Howard, Follner, and Nina raised their machine guns. Renamon was not sure she could defend herself from them. Suddenly, the Terminator, John Rambo, and John McClane jumped in and shot all four assassins dead.
"Are you here to help defeat Zant?" said Renamon.
"We've never heard of Zant," said the Terminator.
"We were just sent to eliminate those four assassins," said Rambo.
"Yeah," said McClane. "They were critical figures of Judgment Day, or so the Terminator says. Without them, Judgment Day will never come to be."
"Well Zant is trying to take over the world," said Renamon. "From the sound of things, the one who sent them was either him or Captain Samuel K. Finkel Humperdinck Beelzebub."
"Who?" said Rambo and McClane at once.
"Captain Samuel K. Finkel Humperdinck Beelzebub," said the Terminator. "A notorious pirate who raided, pillaged, and plundered cities, sinking more ships than SaberMyotismon's Big Octo. He spent his spare time pilfuring cities. Four years ago he developed a fierce hatred for Renamon and intended to disgrace her name, but the night before he was about to put his plan into motion, the Los Angeles Royal Navy took him by surprise. Most of his men were terminated. He and a few of his men survived. They were hanged in front of a live studio audience."
"But if Humperdinck is dead," said Rambo, "then how can he have sent the assassins?"
"Ever heard of ghosts?" said the Terminator.
"Still," said McClane, "we can't rule out Zant could be the one who sent them."
"That may be," said the Terminator. "Renamon. You do what you will here. Be careful not to get killed by more of Humperdinck's assassins. We'll look into this some more. I'll be back."
And the three walked away into the distance.
Suddenly, a giant monster appeared and roared.
"That's the Galdon!" said Renamon, who knew this legendary and feared evil monster well. She couldn't find any weak spots on him. "Diamond Storm!" She shot diamond shards at Galdon. The shards exploded, scarring his chest. Galdon roared and ate Renamon, swallowing her whole.
Then suddenly a missile was launched into Galdon's chest. It exploded, sending Galdon falling off a cliff.
"I'm back," said the Terminator.
Krystal and Scuz looked up as Galdon fell to the ground! Galdon roared loudly and shot an energy ball at Scuz! Scuz was blasted backwards through a wall and lay motionless.
Krystal looked up and saw the scar on Galdon's chest. She shot fireballs at him when he began to inhale for fireballs. Galdon roared in pain and grabbed the scar on his chest. He then swallowed Krystal whole.
"I HOPE YOU, ALL YOUR FRIENDS, AND ALL YOUR FAMILY F KING DROP DEAD AND BURN IN ALL NINE CIRCLES OF HELL!" said Scuz, getting up with a bump on his head. "I'M A KRYSTAL LOVER AND I'M DAMN PROUD OF IT!"
Scuz jumped on Galdon's head and punched every inch of him he could reach! Galdon threw Scuz off of him and stomped on him, flattening him!
Inside his stomach, Krystal was talking to Renamon.
"I haven't seen any of the others," said Renamon, "but we can talk about that later. That membrane thing hanging from the ceiling? I think it's his weak point."
Krystal slashed away at it with her staff. Galdon roared in pain and spit both vixens out, and collapsed to the ground dead.
While Krystal and Renamon were talking about their adventures and asking if they seen Fox, Lucario, or Tails, Zant called his four minions before him.
"Where is she now?" said Vajramon.
"She should be going through one of Dimentio's dimensional doors any second now," said Zant.
"Where do they lead?" said Vajramon.
"They could lead anywhere," said Zant. "But our many subjects, scattered across the world, will stop them."
"Yeah," said Pigma. "Like Gohma stopped Fox, and like Galdon stopped Krystal and Renamon."
"Why are you so interested in where Renamon is?" said Dimentio.
"Um… I just want to know if I need to jump in and stop her," said Vajramon, yet he had the feeling Dimentio knew what he was really thinking.
"I have located the Lucario who is our enemy!" said Fawful.
