FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 2:34 pm

SUBJECT: I'm dying here

Hey Grumpy, U ready 4 lunch?

YET?


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 2:35 pm

SUBJECT: leave me alone or I'll drive a car over your computer

I'm not done researching.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 2:37 pm

SUBJECT: not if you can't find it

research after. Or 2morrow.


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 2:40 pm

SUBJECT: whatever

there's too much to do. Pick me up afterward. Or at 8. The library closes tonight at 8.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 2:42 pm

SUBJECT: so you're going to go without lunch AND dinner?

yr already in a bad mood. Low blood sugar isn't going 2 make that go away.


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 2:43 pm

SUBJECT: will it make YOU go away?

GO WITHOUT ME


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 2:45 pm

SUBJECT: I'm still heeeeeeeeeere

taking a half hour 2 eat won't end the world.


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 2:46 pm

SUBJECT: re: I'm still heeeeeeeeeere

won't keep it FROM ending either, will it?


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 2:46 pm

SUBJECT: re: I'm still heeeeeeeeeere

you're better off going without me. I'd be lousy company anyway.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 2:48 pm

SUBJECT: no more than usual

(((Grumpy)))


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 2:51 pm

SUBJECT: bite me

You're not listening to me? Fine. Whatever. Go to lunch. Go to dinner. Go to a bar. Go wherever the hell you want. I'll walk to the motel when I'm done.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 2:56 pm

SUBJECT: I've got a secret

:^)


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 2:59 pm

SUBJECT: what are you talking about?

What is that? A tiny dunce cap?


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 3:02 pm

SUBJECT: I know something you don't know

;^D


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 3:05 pm

SUBJECT: are you drunk?

WHAT???


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 3:06 pm

SUBJECT: I'm high on life

;^}


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 3:07 pm

SUBJECT: I'm on a roll

:op


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 3:09 pm

SUBJECT: for crying out loud

WHAT??????


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 3:11 pm

SUBJECT: are you yelling at me?

(:o/


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 3:14 pm

SUBJECT: tell me what's going on or let me get some work done

?

?

?

?

?

?

?

JERK


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 3:16 pm

SUBJECT: did you say something?

I can't hear you ((((Sammy)))


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 3:20 pm

SUBJECT: re: did you say something?

I'm adding you to my Blocked Senders List if you don't quit it.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 3:23 pm

SUBJECT: re:re: did you say something?

(((Sam)))


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 3: 27 pm

SUBJECT: you ARE drunk

So help me Dean. Knock it off.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 3:30 pm

SUBJECT: am not

(o_O)


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 3:34 pm

SUBJECT: bite me take 2

Dean – I am NOT in the mood.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 3:37 pm

SUBJECT: lighten up princess

(((Sam)))


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 3:40 pm

SUBJECT: re: lighten up princess

Stop doing that! You don't even know what the hell it means so STOP DOING IT.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 3:43 pm

SUBJECT: guess again

(^_^)

I do know what it means.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 3:43 pm

SUBJECT: I'm not entirely clueless

Bobby told me.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 3:43 pm

SUBJECT: some things I do know

(((((((((SAMMY))))))))))))


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 4:00 pm

SUBJECT: missing archives

Hey, would you look at this webpage and see if I'm missing something? There's supposed to be a link to their archived issues but damned if I can find it.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 4:05 pm

SUBJECT: re: missing archives

It's up in the corner. Under the owl clip art. I have no idea why. Wise old owl? Emphasis on old?


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 4:07 pm

SUBJECT: re:re: missing archives

Thanks.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 4:06 pm

SUBJECT: re:re:re: missing archives

No problem


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 4:11 pm

SUBJECT: re:re:re:re: missing archives

Why?


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 4:14 pm

SUBJECT: OK outta left field

Why what?


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 4:15 pm

SUBJECT: re: OK outta left field

Why did Bobby tell you that?


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 4:17 pm

SUBJECT: oh I don't know

Maybe because I asked him?


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 4:20 pm

SUBJECT: re: oh I don't know

Why?


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 4:22 pm

SUBJECT: what are you? Four?

Because I wanted to know what it meant.


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 4:25 pm

SUBJECT: re: what are you? Four?

Oh.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 4:27 pm

SUBJECT: how come?

You don't sound happy.


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 4:30 pm

SUBJECT: re: how come?

I just – nothing. You want to split up going through the archives? A-L and M-Z?


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 4:34 pm

SUBJECT: don't do that

Sam?


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 4:40 pm

SUBJECT: is this thing on?

SaaaAAAaaam


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 4:45 pm

SUBJECT: re: is this thing on?

Why?


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 4:46 pm

SUBJECT: again with the why

Why what?


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 4:50 pm

SUBJECT: re: again with the why

If you know what it means, why are you using it?


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 4:52 pm

SUBJECT: uhhh

Because it says what I mean?


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 5:00 pm

SUBJECT: archives

None of the reports of this thing are dated earlier than 1943, so I don't think we need to bother with the archives older than that. Not yet.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 5:01 pm

SUBJECT: don't change the subject

You used it.

Was it different when I didn't know what it meant?


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 5:05 pm

SUBJECT: re: don't change the subject

Yeah. I guess it was.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 5:06 pm

SUBJECT: Me being You

Why?


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 5:10 pm

SUBJECT: did you hang up on me?

Sam?


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 5:15 pm

SUBJECT: getting pissed here

SAM


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 5:17 pm

SUBJECT: re: getting pissed here

What?


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 5:18 pm

SUBJECT: answer the damn question

It was different when I didn't know what it meant?


FROM: Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 5:25 pm

SUBJECT: re: answer the damn question

Everything's so f'ing screwed up.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 5:27 pm

SUBJECT: and that answers my question how?

Sam?


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 5:30 pm

SUBJECT: c'mon man

Talk to me.


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 5:34 pm

SUBJECT: re: c'mon man

Sometimes I wonder how you can even stand to be around me.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 5:36 pm

SUBJECT: I reiterate

are we talking about the same thing?


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 5:38 pm

SUBJECT: now it's dinner time

Let me take you to dinner. Really. Low blood sugar is not your friend.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 5:40 pm

SUBJECT: be honest with me

Are you going through withdrawal?


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 5:41 pm

SUBJECT: because if you are

You have to let me know whenever you feel that way. We can handle that. Don't worry about that. Just tell me if you are. Or if you even think you are. We can handle it.


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 5:46 pm

SUBJECT: worry much?

No, it's not withdrawal. I almost wish it was. I know we could handle that.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 5:48 pm

SUBJECT: Door 2

don't worry about those hunters. They're jack-offs.


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 5:50 pm

SUBJECT: re: Door 2

they want to kill me Dean. And they'll kill you to do it. And it's never going to change. Even if we stop the Apocalypse, even if everything goes back the way it was, I'm still the freak that started the whole thing, I'm the monster that got the whole thing rolling. They're going to want to kill me just for that.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 5:52 pm

SUBJECT: I beg to differ

I'm the monster that got the whole thing rolling.


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 5:53 pm

SUBJECT: re: I beg to differ

NO! DON'T SAY THAT! You're not! You're not a monster! Don't even say that! You're NOT.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 5:55 pm

SUBJECT: can we say "Seal 1"?

If you're a freak and a monster, then I am too. And whenever you call yourself that, you're calling me it too.


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 5:57 pm

SUBJECT: no

I would never call you that.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 5:59 pm

SUBJECT: not even when you should

So don't call yourself that.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 6:00 pm

SUBJECT: if I was dying before

C'mon, DINNER. The library will still be there afterward.


FROM: Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 6:03 pm

SUBJECT: you don't get to die ever again

It was different because you deserved it. You were being nice to me and you deserved it. I thought you deserved it.


FROM ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 6:05 pm

SUBJECT: YOU DON"T GET TO DIE EITHER

And you don't deserve it?


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 6:08 pm

SUBJECT: re: YOU DON"T GET TO DIE EITHER

I guess I was in a better mood when I said it to you.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 6:10 pm

SUBJECT: no shit Sherlock

see subject line


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 6:12 pm

SUBJECT: same old same old

Sam – nothing's changed. Our lives still suck and we're still magnetic north for every whacko supernatural thing out there. You still have lousy taste in music and coffee, and I'm still awesome. We've muddled through before, we'll just keep muddling


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 6:14 pm

SUBJECT: excuse me?

You're awesome? And I have lousy taste in music and coffee?


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 6:16 pm

SUBJECT: you're excused

I'm glad you agree with me.


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 6:18 pm

SUBJECT: I'm not talking to you anymore

[profound silence]


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 6:21pm

SUBJECT: yeah right, that'll last all of twelve minutes

so don't talk. go to dinner with me


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 6:25 pm

SUBJECT: 8 minutes left

Sammy the library doesn't close for an hour and a half. By then one of us will be fainting from hunger.


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 6:27pm

SUBJECT: still not talking to you

[even more profound silence]


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 6:29 pm

SUBJECT: don't make me say it

I can make you talk to me AND go to dinner with me


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 6:30pm

SUBJECT: say what?

[which doesn't count as talking]


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 6:31 pm

SUBJECT: re: say what?

Please.


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 6:34 pm

SUBJECT: re:re: say what?

all right.

(and I lasted one minute more than you said I would)


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 6:36 pm

SUBJECT: competitive much?

so we're OK?


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 6:35 pm

SUBJECT: re:competitive much?

I'm okay.


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 6:36 pm

SUBJECT: re:competitive much?

you're okay in small doses


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 6:37 pm

SUBJECT: HEY!

stop kicking me under the table!!

see how you like it!


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 6:37 pm

SUBJECT: no fair!

your legs are longer than mine!


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 6:39 pm

SUBJECT: whine much?

I guess it just sucks to be you


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 6:41 pm

SUBJECT: you asked for it

(((((SAMMY)))))


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 6:45 pm

SUBJECT: in case I never mentioned it

thank you


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 6:46 pm

SUBJECT: told you I'm awesome

we've been hashing this out four HOURS – can we go to dinner NOW????


FROM Sam9188

TO: ZeppelinRules

TIME: 6:49 pm

SUBJECT: re: told you I'm awesome

sure . you can even buy dinner 4 me.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 6:50 pm

SUBJECT: your call cannot be completed as dialed, please try again

what? can't hear you. static on the line. I'm gonna hang up now.


FROM: ZeppelinRules

TO: Sam9188

TIME: 6:52 pm

SUBJECT: STOP IT!

STOP KICKING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The End