FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 2:34 pm
SUBJECT: I'm dying here
Hey Grumpy, U ready 4 lunch?
YET?
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 2:35 pm
SUBJECT: leave me alone or I'll drive a car over your computer
I'm not done researching.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 2:37 pm
SUBJECT: not if you can't find it
research after. Or 2morrow.
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 2:40 pm
SUBJECT: whatever
there's too much to do. Pick me up afterward. Or at 8. The library closes tonight at 8.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 2:42 pm
SUBJECT: so you're going to go without lunch AND dinner?
yr already in a bad mood. Low blood sugar isn't going 2 make that go away.
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 2:43 pm
SUBJECT: will it make YOU go away?
GO WITHOUT ME
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 2:45 pm
SUBJECT: I'm still heeeeeeeeeere
taking a half hour 2 eat won't end the world.
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 2:46 pm
SUBJECT: re: I'm still heeeeeeeeeere
won't keep it FROM ending either, will it?
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 2:46 pm
SUBJECT: re: I'm still heeeeeeeeeere
you're better off going without me. I'd be lousy company anyway.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 2:48 pm
SUBJECT: no more than usual
(((Grumpy)))
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 2:51 pm
SUBJECT: bite me
You're not listening to me? Fine. Whatever. Go to lunch. Go to dinner. Go to a bar. Go wherever the hell you want. I'll walk to the motel when I'm done.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 2:56 pm
SUBJECT: I've got a secret
:^)
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 2:59 pm
SUBJECT: what are you talking about?
What is that? A tiny dunce cap?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 3:02 pm
SUBJECT: I know something you don't know
;^D
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 3:05 pm
SUBJECT: are you drunk?
WHAT???
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 3:06 pm
SUBJECT: I'm high on life
;^}
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 3:07 pm
SUBJECT: I'm on a roll
:op
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 3:09 pm
SUBJECT: for crying out loud
WHAT??????
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 3:11 pm
SUBJECT: are you yelling at me?
(:o/
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 3:14 pm
SUBJECT: tell me what's going on or let me get some work done
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
JERK
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 3:16 pm
SUBJECT: did you say something?
I can't hear you ((((Sammy)))
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 3:20 pm
SUBJECT: re: did you say something?
I'm adding you to my Blocked Senders List if you don't quit it.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 3:23 pm
SUBJECT: re:re: did you say something?
(((Sam)))
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 3: 27 pm
SUBJECT: you ARE drunk
So help me Dean. Knock it off.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 3:30 pm
SUBJECT: am not
(o_O)
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 3:34 pm
SUBJECT: bite me take 2
Dean – I am NOT in the mood.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 3:37 pm
SUBJECT: lighten up princess
(((Sam)))
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 3:40 pm
SUBJECT: re: lighten up princess
Stop doing that! You don't even know what the hell it means so STOP DOING IT.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 3:43 pm
SUBJECT: guess again
(^_^)
I do know what it means.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 3:43 pm
SUBJECT: I'm not entirely clueless
Bobby told me.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 3:43 pm
SUBJECT: some things I do know
(((((((((SAMMY))))))))))))
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 4:00 pm
SUBJECT: missing archives
Hey, would you look at this webpage and see if I'm missing something? There's supposed to be a link to their archived issues but damned if I can find it.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 4:05 pm
SUBJECT: re: missing archives
It's up in the corner. Under the owl clip art. I have no idea why. Wise old owl? Emphasis on old?
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 4:07 pm
SUBJECT: re:re: missing archives
Thanks.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 4:06 pm
SUBJECT: re:re:re: missing archives
No problem
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 4:11 pm
SUBJECT: re:re:re:re: missing archives
Why?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 4:14 pm
SUBJECT: OK outta left field
Why what?
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 4:15 pm
SUBJECT: re: OK outta left field
Why did Bobby tell you that?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 4:17 pm
SUBJECT: oh I don't know
Maybe because I asked him?
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 4:20 pm
SUBJECT: re: oh I don't know
Why?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 4:22 pm
SUBJECT: what are you? Four?
Because I wanted to know what it meant.
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 4:25 pm
SUBJECT: re: what are you? Four?
Oh.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 4:27 pm
SUBJECT: how come?
You don't sound happy.
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 4:30 pm
SUBJECT: re: how come?
I just – nothing. You want to split up going through the archives? A-L and M-Z?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 4:34 pm
SUBJECT: don't do that
Sam?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 4:40 pm
SUBJECT: is this thing on?
SaaaAAAaaam
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 4:45 pm
SUBJECT: re: is this thing on?
Why?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 4:46 pm
SUBJECT: again with the why
Why what?
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 4:50 pm
SUBJECT: re: again with the why
If you know what it means, why are you using it?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 4:52 pm
SUBJECT: uhhh
Because it says what I mean?
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 5:00 pm
SUBJECT: archives
None of the reports of this thing are dated earlier than 1943, so I don't think we need to bother with the archives older than that. Not yet.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 5:01 pm
SUBJECT: don't change the subject
You used it.
Was it different when I didn't know what it meant?
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 5:05 pm
SUBJECT: re: don't change the subject
Yeah. I guess it was.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 5:06 pm
SUBJECT: Me being You
Why?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 5:10 pm
SUBJECT: did you hang up on me?
Sam?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 5:15 pm
SUBJECT: getting pissed here
SAM
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 5:17 pm
SUBJECT: re: getting pissed here
What?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 5:18 pm
SUBJECT: answer the damn question
It was different when I didn't know what it meant?
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 5:25 pm
SUBJECT: re: answer the damn question
Everything's so f'ing screwed up.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 5:27 pm
SUBJECT: and that answers my question how?
Sam?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 5:30 pm
SUBJECT: c'mon man
Talk to me.
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 5:34 pm
SUBJECT: re: c'mon man
Sometimes I wonder how you can even stand to be around me.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 5:36 pm
SUBJECT: I reiterate
are we talking about the same thing?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 5:38 pm
SUBJECT: now it's dinner time
Let me take you to dinner. Really. Low blood sugar is not your friend.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 5:40 pm
SUBJECT: be honest with me
Are you going through withdrawal?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 5:41 pm
SUBJECT: because if you are
You have to let me know whenever you feel that way. We can handle that. Don't worry about that. Just tell me if you are. Or if you even think you are. We can handle it.
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 5:46 pm
SUBJECT: worry much?
No, it's not withdrawal. I almost wish it was. I know we could handle that.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 5:48 pm
SUBJECT: Door 2
don't worry about those hunters. They're jack-offs.
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 5:50 pm
SUBJECT: re: Door 2
they want to kill me Dean. And they'll kill you to do it. And it's never going to change. Even if we stop the Apocalypse, even if everything goes back the way it was, I'm still the freak that started the whole thing, I'm the monster that got the whole thing rolling. They're going to want to kill me just for that.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 5:52 pm
SUBJECT: I beg to differ
I'm the monster that got the whole thing rolling.
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 5:53 pm
SUBJECT: re: I beg to differ
NO! DON'T SAY THAT! You're not! You're not a monster! Don't even say that! You're NOT.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 5:55 pm
SUBJECT: can we say "Seal 1"?
If you're a freak and a monster, then I am too. And whenever you call yourself that, you're calling me it too.
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 5:57 pm
SUBJECT: no
I would never call you that.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 5:59 pm
SUBJECT: not even when you should
So don't call yourself that.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 6:00 pm
SUBJECT: if I was dying before
C'mon, DINNER. The library will still be there afterward.
FROM: Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 6:03 pm
SUBJECT: you don't get to die ever again
It was different because you deserved it. You were being nice to me and you deserved it. I thought you deserved it.
FROM ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 6:05 pm
SUBJECT: YOU DON"T GET TO DIE EITHER
And you don't deserve it?
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 6:08 pm
SUBJECT: re: YOU DON"T GET TO DIE EITHER
I guess I was in a better mood when I said it to you.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 6:10 pm
SUBJECT: no shit Sherlock
see subject line
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 6:12 pm
SUBJECT: same old same old
Sam – nothing's changed. Our lives still suck and we're still magnetic north for every whacko supernatural thing out there. You still have lousy taste in music and coffee, and I'm still awesome. We've muddled through before, we'll just keep muddling
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 6:14 pm
SUBJECT: excuse me?
You're awesome? And I have lousy taste in music and coffee?
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 6:16 pm
SUBJECT: you're excused
I'm glad you agree with me.
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 6:18 pm
SUBJECT: I'm not talking to you anymore
[profound silence]
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 6:21pm
SUBJECT: yeah right, that'll last all of twelve minutes
so don't talk. go to dinner with me
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 6:25 pm
SUBJECT: 8 minutes left
Sammy the library doesn't close for an hour and a half. By then one of us will be fainting from hunger.
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 6:27pm
SUBJECT: still not talking to you
[even more profound silence]
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 6:29 pm
SUBJECT: don't make me say it
I can make you talk to me AND go to dinner with me
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 6:30pm
SUBJECT: say what?
[which doesn't count as talking]
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 6:31 pm
SUBJECT: re: say what?
Please.
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 6:34 pm
SUBJECT: re:re: say what?
all right.
(and I lasted one minute more than you said I would)
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 6:36 pm
SUBJECT: competitive much?
so we're OK?
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 6:35 pm
SUBJECT: re:competitive much?
I'm okay.
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 6:36 pm
SUBJECT: re:competitive much?
you're okay in small doses
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 6:37 pm
SUBJECT: HEY!
stop kicking me under the table!!
see how you like it!
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 6:37 pm
SUBJECT: no fair!
your legs are longer than mine!
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 6:39 pm
SUBJECT: whine much?
I guess it just sucks to be you
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 6:41 pm
SUBJECT: you asked for it
(((((SAMMY)))))
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 6:45 pm
SUBJECT: in case I never mentioned it
thank you
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 6:46 pm
SUBJECT: told you I'm awesome
we've been hashing this out four HOURS – can we go to dinner NOW????
FROM Sam9188
TO: ZeppelinRules
TIME: 6:49 pm
SUBJECT: re: told you I'm awesome
sure . you can even buy dinner 4 me.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 6:50 pm
SUBJECT: your call cannot be completed as dialed, please try again
what? can't hear you. static on the line. I'm gonna hang up now.
FROM: ZeppelinRules
TO: Sam9188
TIME: 6:52 pm
SUBJECT: STOP IT!
STOP KICKING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End
