The GF quiz show

Disclaimer: I dont own GF I want to

Hey I'M on a roll this weekend

Im in italics the questions are bold and teh answers are normal


" Welcome back to the show i'm your very hyper host Destiney Hope so we should just get right on with the questions the first lot are from noname"

Tia: If you were already able to use the Breath when you were a little girl, how come the flux society never detected it

Everyone: why dont most of you have family names

why were three experimented pirates and a teenage girl locked in the same cell? Didn't anyone think they would be less likely to escape from separate cell?in the technoid prison

And By the way why didn't anyone notice the girl was a galaxy-wide-know football player and/or the daughter of other prisoners?

Warren:if you say playing colective is so important ,why dont you play collective with your team?

" Ok what great questions but what are the answers? Tia your up first"

" I can honestly say i have no idea maybe i get security cause i'm a very important person"

" Whatever Tia, moving on,why dont you?"

" Now thats a funny story" Aarch says " see we all had really long annoying last names and we forgot how to pronounce them so they cut them out of the programme"

" well it sorta makes sense moving ,on why is that by the way?"

" The gurds at the prison are fans of putting teenage girls in cells wit men to see what happens" Sonny said

" eew,ok moving on"

" you know they were to busy watching tv to notice who I was" Tia said" and/or who my parents were"

" That would explain it, Warren whats the answer?

" I was telling that to them it's to late for me"

"Yeah your old!!"

" Thats not nice!" warren said

" So this is my show i can do what i want in it moving on to the next set of questions by WolfMoonSky"

Mark: why are you allways teasing Micro-ice?

Thran and Ahito: Have you ever felt in love with someone?

D'Jok:What is the worst joke someone has ever told you?

Micro-ice: Have you ever felt like you want to hit someone?

" Great questions but what are the answers Mark your up first!"

" I tease because i know he's better than me and I cant take it!" Mark starts crying and everyone in the audiance laughs

" Yeah Micro-ice is great moving on Thran ,Ahito we're waiting"

" um.." Thran looks at tele prompter " youll find out what you need to know if you read Destiney Hopes story Love just is leave a review or she'll kill Ahito! thats mean"

" Yay free advertising moving on to D'jok and of course its mean who's show is this"

" It was Micro-ice and the one about the man with the wooden leg named Smith, really what was teh name of his other leg" D'Jok said

(groan from crowd)

" ouch that was bad so Micro-ice have you ?"

" yes every time Mark opens his mouth I want to hit him!"

" Don't we all? Anyway moving on to Questions By FemaleSpock"

D'jok and Yuki: do people make fun of you because you are ginger?
Artegor: What do you do in your spare time?
Micro-ice: Have you ever considered taking growth hormones so you can get taller?

" Well...."

" All the time" D'jok says

" and most of the time it's from my COUSINS!" Yuki yells

" Bad twins ,any way Artegor?"

" I stalk Aarch , i plot to kill Aarch ,I write songs about Aarch ..."

" Seems like your obsessed with Aarch but who cares Micro have you?"

" I did at one point but they made me sicker than Ahito was in the second season"

" Oh ok moving right along to questions by biank-the-raven"

Harris: are you aware how gay you look in that pink coat?
Sinedd: Honestly,do you drink helium?

" Well?"

" I LOOK GAY I MUST GO CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!"

" It wont help but ok then you can go to prison for atempted world domination"

" But I havent....."

" Oh but you will"

" unfair"

" Anyway Sinedd do you?"

" No i have a life limiting disease that keeps me in teh early stages of puberty its really horrible considering I can still sing soprano in choirs"

" Ouch so sad lets move on to questions by narutayu18"

Kernor: how come you didn't use your awsome 150kg of weight to just crush teh Snow Kids?

Rocket: how come you always cry when something bad happens to you?
Mark: Why are you here?
Lune-Zeara: why didn't you challange Rocket in Netherball?

" Great questions but what are the answers Kernor?"

"Well really whats the point when they already have Mark to make them lose?" kernor said

" Very true ,Rocket!"

" I'm a sensitive person whats wrong with that!!!!!!!!!" Rocket yells

" Whatever ,Mark why ARE you here"

" Because everyone needs me especially Yuki!" Mark said looking at Yuki who tried to hide in Mei's hair

" No one needs you so you are under arrest for anoying me"

" But..." Mark starts but is cut across by Destiney (who is way more important)

" So luney why didnt you"

" Blame the script writers they hate me" Lune-Zeara croaked

" right but i cant arrest them so its MARKS fault"

The audians laughs at Mark and throughs watermelons at him and that hurts him no one cares

" Ok the next set of questions were originally from Gerkyhen but I want to wait and ask them last so we'll go to the ones by KieranG93"

Micro-ice:Do you sleep with a teddy bear?
D'Jok: Do you plan to follow in your fathers footsteps?
Tia: How come your always hiding behind that camera?
Mark: Why dont you get a girlfriend?

" Answer those Gf crew if you dare"

" Yes I sleep with a teddy bear his name's Buggles and i wuv him"

" wow IS THAT ON YOUTUBE YET!!"

( yes from crowd)

" cool next question D'Jok"

" I havent thought that far ahead yet "

" Wuss but anyway Tia?"

" I just like being behind the camera its not like im vaine like Mei who is constantly in front of one i guess i just don't want to be like her"

"Who would anyway Mark?"

"I dont know everyone I ask says that I'm too ugly even Yuki won't go out with me"

" Thats because she has a brain" Thran cut in pulling a gun out from behind his chair

" hey he's got a gun arrest him!" Mark yells

" No i'm going to allow it"

" bitch"

(Sharp intake of breath from crowd because swearing at Destiney Hope is an offence punishable by law )

" Thran you can't shoot him YET we need someone to pelt with rotten tomatoes"

"Aww" Thran said

" I promise you can shoot him after the show but untill then lets go to questions by GFSista"

Rocket:Why did you stay in Netherball for so long?Also, how did it feel to discover that you mother was alive?
To all Snow Kids: what do you do when your off screen apart from taking the mickey out of mark?
(he's so unimportant he's not getting capitalised anymore)
Warren: How does it feel to get knocked out of the GF cup by the Snow Kids twice?

" Well Rocket why did you?"

" It was in teh incredibaly repetative script"

" how is it repetative?"

" Well you have to have noticed they've used the flashback of Aarch getting smog sick more times than Ahito fell asleep in the entire two seasons"

" They do use that quite alot"

" Yes so it was in the script and they gave me pot"

" YOUR A DRUGGIE!"

" Not now i'm not but in the second season I was"

" cool, any way what do you guys do off screen?"

" Well I shop" Mei says

" I look at myself in the mirror and say "Im the greatest" because i am" D'jok says

" I watch my self on the football pitch" Micro-ice says

" I stalk people" mark says (no caps)

" I hide from mark" Yuki says

" I take videos" Tia says

" I try to get over my additction to Netherball" Rocket said

" sleep..........." Ahito said in his sleep

" I try to keep Ahito alive and Mark away from my COUSIN and your OC who just happens to be my SISTER!" Thran says

"Right so Waren how does it feel?"

" very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very ......" 5 mins later " very very very very very bad"

" Ok " Destiney hope says waking up from a dream about mark falling off a cliff " Moving on to questions by Gerkyhen

D'Jok: do you wish Bennet was your father instead of Sonny?
Sinedd:whats your favourite animal?
Tia: No offense but why did you get so needy in teh 2nd series?
Ahito:How can you tell when a ball's flying at you? do you have a sixth sense or something?
Artegor:How in hells name can you get your hair to go that way?
Also mega question that EVERYONE wants to know! Micro-ice where is your father? come on little guy help us out
" So many questions time to answer them ,D'Jok do you widh that"

" If it means I get his accent then yes i do!"

" poor Sonny but I dont care Sinedd what is your fave."

" Fluffy bunnies" was the reply

" I wuv bunnies to ,but anyway Tia?"

" He was my boyfriend and he just left me !!!!!!"

" so what people get dumped everyday moving on Ahito WAKE UP OR THE PEOPLE FROM THE SHOW ARE KILLING YOU OFF"

" you cant kill me off!"

" why not we've got Yuki now"

" But I have a sixth sense to fly objects mainly footballs so what was the question?"

" You answerd it go back to sleep so we can ask Aretegor about his hair, how do you get it that way?" Destiney Hope says as she dissapears behing him and starts playing with his hair

" Get off me you Stupid child!" He yells at her nd flips her over and back into her chair " It takes alot of gell to get my hair this way and i wont have you ruining it after i spent four and a half hours on it before i came here"

" well ok so we'll go to Micro-ice , where is your father?"

" I dont know"

(what micro-ice doesn't know is that teh D~H team has located his father and he is in teh crowd right now)

" Is there anything you would like to say to him if he's out there watching this right now?"

" Yes ,Dad if your watching this please come and find me i want to know who you are and i want you in my life"

" we could sit around waiting to see if he responds or we could bring him out right now Micro-Ice we found your Father!"

A tall man with Micro-ices hair and eyes gets up and walks down to the stage and hugs Micro-ice

" hello Micro-ice i'm your father Michael-ice"

" so there you have it dear veiwers Micro-ice has his father and i'm happy now join us for next time and if there are any questions for Michael-ice just ask he's here all show and hopefully for the rest of his life"

honestly review or Ahito will die and mark will be written with capitals again and i know you dont want that!!