"ba-ka" he whispered in her ears as he hid his blushing face away from her

''yeah..*sobs* I know...I'm so out of my mind I'm such an idiot! to fall for someone who doesn't have any feelings for me at all I'm so weak to confess my true feelings for him"

"so this means that you already surrendered? once a girl confesses her true feelings for a man it means that she's already giving up and she can't hold her feelings any longer"

"wh-wha- -"

"didn't I tell you I'll make you surrender within a day or two I think I've won this game so as what we have decided you'll be my slave forever and you don't have the rights to protest in every little thing i'd do"

"this is nonsense this is not what we've talked about" she said in a hoarse voice she's still crying a bit.

"and more than that- - more than that you already have someone else so that means I cannot- -" she didn't finish what she was about to tell him when her tears began flowing out of her swollen eyes again.

"huh! silly" he smirked "don't you know that I only have one girl that I kissed intentionally? don't you really know who the hell she was?"

"huh?what are you talking about?" she whispered as she faced him again her eyes meet up against his.

"the one that you saw earlier was more on a bite than a kiss and I hate it and besides she's the only one who did that I didn't expect she'll do such a thing just to taste the donut that had fallen from her pocket..tch! freaking donut-lover and it tastes like shit!" his angst and hatred for the mimawarigumi assasin overflowed which made kagura giggle because of the looks that registered from his face sougo was a bit surprised from her reaction and she's so cute when she's smiling like that more than when she was crying just a minute ago and this made his heart race even more that he can't help his self from touching her face

kagura felt goosebumps all over her body when she felt his warm palm on her cheeks she closed her eyes as his face came nearer to her then her eyes automatically opened when he felt his warm wet lips landing on hers. she clutched her arms around his neck as he held her head while his other hand already went down to her hips they were on that same position for a minute.

"now..do I still have to clear things and explain myself to you ?" sougo asked when their lips parted

"no need for that bastard I already know whom your talking about sorry if I've been such an idiot"

"I love your lips china"he said sincerely "and that was exactly the only lips that I kissed intentionally" he continued with a sweet smile on his lips

kagura smiled sweetly and hugged the police officer and then she said "thank you sadist I like you so much" this made his heart jump so he hugged her back and gave her the same warmth that she gives.

sougo decided to accompany her way back home when he accidentally bumped into someone

"ouch! hey watch your steps you retarded asshole!" sougo yelled as he face the one who bumped him as he saw what he looks like he noticed that the man didn't even bother to look at him the man's eyes were glued on the girl beside him.

"o-omae wa..." kagura mumbled

"you knew him?"sougo asked

"hi there my cute little sister are you doing well?" the boy with an orange braided hair asks he reached out for her when sougo suddenly slaps the man's hand and went in front of kagura to cover her

"keep your dirty hands off of her" sougo threatens

"your night in shining armor ei? or the earthling whose said to be harassing my cute little sister"

"sis- -sister?''

*gun clicking sounds*

"No he's not! he's the only man that I'm gonna marry someday" the yato woman said proudly same with the umbrella that she's holding pointed proudly on his brother's cute face

"marry him? a weak earthling over a very strong yato woman don't make me laugh!" kamui said sharply

"I'm not weak I can kill you in this instant if you'd like"he said as he stared into the yato man's eyes they made a sharp and fierce eye to eye contact

"no wonder you're sister hates you a lot for her to point her gun on his own brother's face"

"I see you have the guts to talk infront of his own brother like that"

"well I don't consider you as one, pappy is so unlucky to have a- -"

*gun clicking sounds* kamui points his umbrella on sougo's face

"I think you almost forgotten who and what you are...you don't belong here and when the right time comes you'll be the same just as what I am now" kamui said with a ferocious look on his face. as he was about to pull the gun's trigger a beautiful young lady wearing white shinsengumi uniform made her cool entrance between the three of them she slashed his umbrella using her katana to change the gun fire's direction

all of them were shocked from what the girl did.

"he's head is mine he owes me a lot" nobume said to kamui upon hearing this it made kagura's blood reach it's boiling point she was about to hit the woman when surprisingly sougo kicked her on the back and she looses her balance and came falling onto kamui it was a very unexpected attack and no one's aware that he would do such thing(well as expected from a sadist) nobume slammed her body down onto kamui's and the orange-haired yato also looses his balance and fall into the ground head first sougo held kagura's hand and ran their way to the yorozuya's

At the yorozuya..

"gin-san I haven't seen kagura since this morning where could she be?" shinpachi asked holding a mop on his hand

"wa-ka-ran-nai! gin answered childishly he's too busy watching ketsuno ana in the morning daily show to notice that kagura's not at home. shinpachi didn't ask him any questions anymore since he's already aware that he can't talk to him properly when he's watching his favorite weather forecaster.

''today we'll be having rainshowers due to a cold front located at the northern part of japan I suggest for all those people out there to bring an umbrella or wear your raincoats if ever you need to get out and to buy something or to attend classes etc...blah...blah...blah...'' said the female weather forecaster as gintoki stands up from the couch and placed his hand on the right side of his forehead and answered "hai! hai!" as if he's the one ketsuno ana's talking to. his day dreaming were interrupted by the lost of the tv signal.

"oi shinpachi! go and check the antenna outside! I don't want to miss every part of ketsuno ana's show!"

"ehh? I think all signals are out because of the bad weather outside gin-san maybe- -" his sentence cut off when he noticed a familiar face showned inside the television they both thought that the tv signal's already fixed but when the familiar woman talked a thought came rushing into their minds.

"OR MAYBE NOT!" they both exclaimed at the back of their minds

"ohh...gin-san punish me! torment me! thrill me! hurt me more! mooooore!" sa-chan exclaimed with that awful dirty seducing look in her eyes which made shinpachi froze and made gin puke

(foreign background song plays)

"I wanna see your peacock"

"cock...cock your peacock''

"I wanna see your peacock''

"gin-san will you please allow me to see your- -" she didn't t4got the chance to finish her sentence when a flying wooden katana came out of nowhere and hits her forehead

"peacock your ass! just what kind of peacock were you reffering to kono ama! oi! shinpachi help me throw her body after I'm done ending this perverted stalker's life!"

"gin-san she's just so into you she has a great kind of complex"

"just what kind of complex does this perverted-stalker have?"

"and what's with that song? is she an avid kt& pe#+y fan? geez!"

"g-gin-san.."she mumbled as she regain consciousness her visions were still blurry as she reaches out for him

"stay away from me you bad-ass! you ruined my fantasy over ketsuno ana I'm gonna- - -"

"BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!"

It was when the prince of sadist and the monstrous glutton barged inside the house they slammed the door open strong enough to make gintoki's mouth shut.

"gin-chan I want to get married with this sadist as soon as possible!"

*jaw dropped* both of them were speechless from what they've heard from her

"oi shinpachi can you please hit me on the face over and over again wake me up from this nightmare oi!" gin said as he looses his sanity from what he heard shinpachi did hit him on the face ten times but it was useless he's still there with kagura,the perverted stalker masochist and the prince of sadists.

"oi shinpachi I said I wanna marry this sadist as soon as possible! aren't you listening? ne...gin-chaaaaan!"kagura repeated the words that made them insane she pouts her lips like a child who's throwing tantrums.

"oooooooi! souichirou! just what the hell did you do to our kagura? why is she saying stupid things like that?" gin said half-irritated

"neither I don't know why danna...I just kissed her to make her feel alright and the name's sougo not souichirou" sougo answered rudely

"temee!" he exclaimed as he grabbed his collar

"anata! anata! (dear) calm down! maybe he really loves our baby kagura" sa-chan said dramatically pretending to be gin's wife and kagura's mother

"urusai! you're such a nusiance!" gin shouted as he kicks the stalker masochist out of his house

"kagura-chan okita-kun it's not bad to have such a relationship but I think it's too early for you two to get married" shinpachi muttered

"no! this is insane! kagura I won't allow you to leave this house anymore without me or shinpachi with you same with you sexual harrassing police officer! stay away from our kagura-chan from now on!"gin said in a harsh tone

"but gin-chan i- -" it was kagura

"no buts kagura! what do you think baldy would do to us once he knew what you wanted to do? it's up for you to decide if you want to obey me or not it's like choosing where you wanna stay...here with us or back to your home planet?"

"but gin-chan we- -"

"I said no buts! enough of your nonsense reasons it's either you obey me or I'll send you back to that baldy!"

"oi china... stop imagining things...you really think I'm going to marry a gluttonous monster like you? as what I've already said earlier I did kiss you to make you feel alright, you looked like a child who dropped her candy and then cried out loud I pity you" sougo stated as he stared blankly out of the door

"SLAP!"

and there he was flying out of the door after he received a powerful slap from the gluttonous monster that he was talking about. his body slammed on the ground downstairs then kagura popped her head out of their terrace and shouted at him angrily

"you bastard asshole sadist! I hate you so muuuuuuuuch!" she shouted at the top of her lungs then she went inside and shut the door close shinpachi and gin didn't utter any words as they can see her angst with the boy they think she really like. kagura went straight into her room(closet) and there she cried her heart out and decided to forget the sadist and her feelings for him completely.

the rain began to pour as hard as it can just like the tears that are now rushing down on her sadist stood up and whispered to himself

"this is much better china at least I'll be able to see you anytime I want than sending you back to your father and won't be able to see your face again"

"I can't believe that I've already become one of them...this is what I get from hanging around the bunch of coward shinsengumi officers" he thought as hijikata crosses his mind

MEANWHILE...BACK TO KAMUNOBU

when abuto went back to where he left his beloved master he was stiff frozen from the scene that he saw right before his very eyes.

kamui lying on the ground with a very beautiful girl with a very long blue silky straight hair on top of him his hands were placed on her back their eyes were widely opened and their LIPS...

well...*fake coughs*

well it's up for you folks to imagine what could've happen...think hard! ja! until the next chapter! see ya!^.^v