~Part Four~
Oh, great. Ephraim and Innes got into another argument about the whole Lena thing, how long the trip is gonna be, and the fact Navarre is actually a Swordmaster. Well, if you really wanna catch some of the argument, here you go.
Ephraim: *grunts* You think this is Wind Waker? You think we can get a free boat and travel everywhere we want?
Innes: No. Come on, dude! Why can't we just stay here?
Ephraim: Because we're not in Archanea anymore!
Innes: So! Killing Navarre can wait. Let's just-
Ephraim: Killing Navarre can wait? What about the Frelian boy!
Innes: Wait...How old was this guy...?
Ephraim: Twenty-one.
Innes: Oh Shiida! I think I knew him! Let's go! We must go before the boat leaves!
Ephraim: But there isn't a...
Innes: *runs away*
Ephraim: ...boat around here... *chases Innes*
Innes: Where's that god Daein boat?
Ephraim: There is no boat!
Innes: You said there was a boat!
Ephraim: There isn't!
Innes: So we have to either go back by walking or finding another staff user.
Ephraim: Wait a second.
Innes: One second passed! What is it?
Ephraim: It's...It's...
Innes: It's what?
Ephraim: 2009!
Innes: 200- Wait... You're not thinking about reclassin' me, are you?
Ephraim: Of course I am!
Innes: Can't you reclass yourself?
Ephraim: Seriously? Did you just ask me that...that terrible question? NO!
Innes: Lemme guess. You can't reclass Lords.
Ephraim: Duh. Wait...that's insulting.
Innes: What?
Ephraim: You called me a Lord. I'm a Great Lord for cryin' out loud!
Innes: What is that, some Marthio5x saying?
Ephraim: No.
Innes: Yes. I once told her Marth is the worst Lord in the history of worst Lords.
Ephraim: ...
Innes: So, *gets slapped and thrown to the ground*
Ephraim: What's your problem? What is it that you have against Marth?
Innes: He was...the worst unit in Shadow Dragon!
Ephraim: *slaps Innes* How freakin' dare you call Marth a unit? He's a Lord! He's a great Lord for cryin' out loud!
Innes:*gets up and dusts himself* I didn't know you were so passionate about him.
Ephraim: What?
Innes: You heard me. I didn't know you were so passionate about Marth, Altean boy.
Ephraim: Didn't know Sheeda's javelin pierced your head!
Innes: Didn't know Greil was the newer version of Fado!
Ephraim: You take that back!
Innes: No!
Ephraim: Oh I know why you hate Marth, Emperor Hard Innes!
Innes: Aw whatever you do, don't mix my name with ...with Hardin's!
Ephraim: That's probably why she gave you that bow...
Innes: For insulting Marth? A reward?
Ephraim: Ha, no.
Innes: What?
Ephraim: It's that same bow that made you miss that one tree. The same bow you used against Sheeda with low HP!
Innes: *growls* SHUT UP!
Ephraim: No. Wait...what were we going to do?
Innes: Oh, yeah...reclass me.
Five minutes later...
Ephraim: Ooooooh... take this.
Innes: It's just a .txt file!
Ephraim: I wrote it in my Notepad!
Innes: Nice plan. *warps Ephraim* Hey dude!
Villager: What!
Innes: Take this and warp me! If you don't, I'm gonna go Gordin on you!
Villager: Whatever that means... *warps Innes*
And so, the two thieves went back to Archanea...or not. They didn't see what was comin' to 'em, but I did and I ain't telling you! Well, I think Marthio5x got somethin' to do with this...
Ephraim: We're back!
Innes: I know!
Ephraim: But why are we in the water?
Innes: I don't know!
?'Cause I did it!
Ephraim: Holy Shiida!
Innes: Those rules, Ephraim!
Ephraim: So.
?: Get lost, punks. *walks away*
Ephraim: Renegade much?
Innes: No... Oh, Shiida!
Ephraim: What!
Innes: It's Shiida!
Shiida: Why do you keep complementing me? I'm already married to Marth!
