~Part Four~

Oh, great. Ephraim and Innes got into another argument about the whole Lena thing, how long the trip is gonna be, and the fact Navarre is actually a Swordmaster. Well, if you really wanna catch some of the argument, here you go.

Ephraim: *grunts* You think this is Wind Waker? You think we can get a free boat and travel everywhere we want?

Innes: No. Come on, dude! Why can't we just stay here?

Ephraim: Because we're not in Archanea anymore!

Innes: So! Killing Navarre can wait. Let's just-

Ephraim: Killing Navarre can wait? What about the Frelian boy!

Innes: Wait...How old was this guy...?

Ephraim: Twenty-one.

Innes: Oh Shiida! I think I knew him! Let's go! We must go before the boat leaves!

Ephraim: But there isn't a...

Innes: *runs away*

Ephraim: ...boat around here... *chases Innes*

Innes: Where's that god Daein boat?

Ephraim: There is no boat!

Innes: You said there was a boat!

Ephraim: There isn't!

Innes: So we have to either go back by walking or finding another staff user.

Ephraim: Wait a second.

Innes: One second passed! What is it?

Ephraim: It's...It's...

Innes: It's what?

Ephraim: 2009!

Innes: 200- Wait... You're not thinking about reclassin' me, are you?

Ephraim: Of course I am!

Innes: Can't you reclass yourself?

Ephraim: Seriously? Did you just ask me that...that terrible question? NO!

Innes: Lemme guess. You can't reclass Lords.

Ephraim: Duh. Wait...that's insulting.

Innes: What?

Ephraim: You called me a Lord. I'm a Great Lord for cryin' out loud!

Innes: What is that, some Marthio5x saying?

Ephraim: No.

Innes: Yes. I once told her Marth is the worst Lord in the history of worst Lords.

Ephraim: ...

Innes: So, *gets slapped and thrown to the ground*

Ephraim: What's your problem? What is it that you have against Marth?

Innes: He was...the worst unit in Shadow Dragon!

Ephraim: *slaps Innes* How freakin' dare you call Marth a unit? He's a Lord! He's a great Lord for cryin' out loud!

Innes:*gets up and dusts himself* I didn't know you were so passionate about him.

Ephraim: What?

Innes: You heard me. I didn't know you were so passionate about Marth, Altean boy.

Ephraim: Didn't know Sheeda's javelin pierced your head!

Innes: Didn't know Greil was the newer version of Fado!

Ephraim: You take that back!

Innes: No!

Ephraim: Oh I know why you hate Marth, Emperor Hard Innes!

Innes: Aw whatever you do, don't mix my name with ...with Hardin's!

Ephraim: That's probably why she gave you that bow...

Innes: For insulting Marth? A reward?

Ephraim: Ha, no.

Innes: What?

Ephraim: It's that same bow that made you miss that one tree. The same bow you used against Sheeda with low HP!

Innes: *growls* SHUT UP!

Ephraim: No. Wait...what were we going to do?

Innes: Oh, yeah...reclass me.

Five minutes later...

Ephraim: Ooooooh... take this.

Innes: It's just a .txt file!

Ephraim: I wrote it in my Notepad!

Innes: Nice plan. *warps Ephraim* Hey dude!

Villager: What!

Innes: Take this and warp me! If you don't, I'm gonna go Gordin on you!

Villager: Whatever that means... *warps Innes*

And so, the two thieves went back to Archanea...or not. They didn't see what was comin' to 'em, but I did and I ain't telling you! Well, I think Marthio5x got somethin' to do with this...

Ephraim: We're back!

Innes: I know!

Ephraim: But why are we in the water?

Innes: I don't know!

?'Cause I did it!

Ephraim: Holy Shiida!

Innes: Those rules, Ephraim!

Ephraim: So.

?: Get lost, punks. *walks away*

Ephraim: Renegade much?

Innes: No... Oh, Shiida!

Ephraim: What!

Innes: It's Shiida!

Shiida: Why do you keep complementing me? I'm already married to Marth!