Authors Note: Sorry you guys. I know I promised on Friday but I couldn't. We did get internet, but I had to wait for them to drill through the wall so it could be hooked up to my room which they only just now did. And before that there was only one computer in the house with internet and it was my sisters. And if I had tried to get on her computer, I wouldn't be alive to post more. These past two weeks have been crazy. I have moved, been sick, been visiting colleges, we started dissecting in Anatomy, and I just found out that I may have to have my tonsils out because of their size. And that scares the bejeezums out of me because it is supposed to be worse the older you are. Anyway I do not have all of chapter four written, but it shouldn't take long. I can see it up by at the latest Tuesday. Anyway, sorry this author note is so long but I just had to explain things.
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Disclaimer: Not Stephanie Meyer. Don't own Any of her books or her characters. If I did I would keep Jacob for myself and rent Edward and the rest out to my reviewers. :P
BPOV
"No Alice! Can't we go somewhere else? Not Midnight Sun"
I didn't want to go back to Midnight Sun. It had been a week since my dare, which I secretly refer to as the best kiss of my life. I was excited to see what Alice had to do but I didn't want to accidentally run into the bronze haired guy I had kissed. There is no way he would be interested in me and, if by chance, he is there I don't want to be embarrassed.
Rosalie walked in putting on her earrings, "What Bella, don't you want to see the guy that gave you the best kiss of your life?"
I turned red, "What are you talking about Rosalie?"
Alice snorted, "Come on Bella, you aren't exactly quiet at night. You've been on and on about that kiss all week. To be honest I might kiss him just to see what all the hype is about."
"Well Alice, maybe you'll get your chance. It is your dare tonight and we need to get going now. And Bella, no crying pleading or begging will help you out of this. We are going to Midnight Sun. We are going to watch our friend humiliate herself. And we are going to have fun, dammit. So get your tush in the car missy, before I make you get in the car."
Needless to say I got in the car. Rule one I learned with my friends: Don't mess with Rose.
APOV (At the club)
I'm so excited. I mean Bella got a great dare last week, even if she couldn't appreciate it. I mean, he is a great love candidate for her. Maybe I can play a little matchmaking game. If he is here I will take it as a sign.
"Okay Ali, time to draw." Rosalie held the bag out to me.
I closed my eyes and felt around for the dare that called to me. When I found it I pulled it out and read it out loud.
"Go up to a hot guy and use ten of the worst pickup lines you have heard on him. You must say ALL ten to him or the attempt is void." Bella and Rosalie started laughing.
Rosalie gasping for breath said, "Sorry Ali, your just so high maintenance that it is hard to see you doing that. I wrote that dare by the way. And Bella and I already found the perfect guy for you to use it on."
Bella smiled, "Yep, he is at the bar. Blonde and I saw his eyes when I got our drinks. They're blue."
"Yep right out of your dreams."
The girls always make fun of me about my feelings and dreams. I believe I'm psychic and so do they. They just choose to make jokes about it. It is no secret who my dream guy is. I have dreamt of him for years. Never a definitive face but always blonde hair and blue eyes. So I always date blondes.
"Alright, here goes." I get up and walk to the bar. What pickup lines can I choose? I smile. This is going to be fun. It will show them too. I'm not high maintenance. Well, maybe a little, but I can do this.
I walk up behind the victim and say, "Did it hurt?"
He turns around with a confused look on his face. His absolutely gorgeous face with eyes that I dream about. Shit, is this my dream guy. And I am about to make a complete ass out of myself. Great. Oh his luscious lips are moving. Why are they moving. Oh! He is talking.
"Did what hurt, ma'am?" Oh listen to that accent. Definitely southern. Yum.
"Um, when you fell from heaven?" I say in a small voice.
I sneak a glance over to our table Rosalie is laughing and Bella is snapping pictures. Such great friends.
"Excuse me?" He has a smile but he seems confused.
"Are you a parking ticket?" My face is red. All I can do now is finish this dare and crawl home to die of shame.
"What?" he asks.
"Because you got fine written all over you." I look over to Bella and Rose, willing them to burst into flames for choosing my dream guy for this. Seriously, anyone else would've been fine.
"I am blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons." He smiles. Huh.
"Umm…Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!"
"Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here." He is playing along.
This suddenly got more fun. I gave a wide smile, "Your body is a wonderland and I am Alice." (LOL. That one cracked me up. I love puns.)
"Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see." We were both laughing now.
I look over to Bella and Rosalie. They look confused. I smirk, let them try to figure this out.
"You must be Jamaican, cause Jamaican me crazy." Wow, these are cheesy. Oh well, as long as he is okay with them.
He smiled and said, " Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way all night."
I almost doubled over laughing at that one. First of all he did not seem like a guy that would say pickup lines. And with his southern drawl that was hilarious.
Nevertheless I countered with, "If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!"
"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you." He looked over at some tables, presumably his friends. Oh no! I hope he doesn't have a girlfriend. But why would he play along if he did?
I put on a really innocent face and said, "Can I take a picture of you?" I held up my phone. "I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas."
He laughed out loud. What a great laugh. "It's not Christmas yet, but Santa's lap is always ready." He patted his lap. Smirking thinking he had me.
I surprised him by jumping into his lap putting my arms around his neck and saying, "Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day long."
His face is shocked for less than a second when he smiles, and puts his arms around my waist. He leans in really close and whispers, "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
I keep a straight face and put my lips inches from his and say, " I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away."
He seems a little dazed and is quiet for a second. Then he smiles and says, "I'm a thief and I am here to steal your heart."
I finish with, "I can see the future, it is you giving me your phone number." Then I give him a kiss on the cheek and hop down.
He laughs, sticks out his hand, and says, "My name is Jasper."
I give him my hand, "I already told you mine. I'm Alice." He smiles and takes my hand, brings it up to his lips and gently kisses it.
"Would you like to meet my friends? You can explain why I took so long to get their drinks."
"Oh, sure." He still hasn't released my hand and he leads me over to a table. I take a backwards glance at Bella and Rosalie. Bella looks shocked, but Rosalie is applauding. Pervert. All she sees is him leading me off.
We approach a table. There is a huge, muscled, body-builder-type guy sitting on one side. And, surprisingly, Bella's dare on the other side.
Jasper introduces me, "Guys, this is Alice. Alice this is Emmett." He points to the body-builder. "And Edward." Pointing to Bella's dare.
The body-builder Emmett seems mad, "Man, when do I get the hot girl? Last week we come here and Eddie, the recluse, gets a hot make out session. And this week Jasper, the shy-guy, gets a hot girl to sit in his lap. What about me."
I start laughing, but then I get and idea, "Hey Emmett, you want to meet a hot girl?" He nods. "Well, then come by here next week around this time, and I will make sure you meet a hot girl. Her name is Rose. You can meet Bella too."
Edward perks up, "Bella?"
I smirk. He must like her or else he wouldn't have asked Ang for Bella's name. "Yep, the mystery kisser."
I decided now was the perfect time to play matchmaking.
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Later when they get home.
"Alright Alice, spill" Rosalie demanded.
"I just met his friends. He is really sweet guys."
"You were over there the entire night Alice. There has to be something else to tell." Bella reasoned.
"Nope, nothing. Just a couple of sweet gorgeous guys." I sighed and stood up. "Well, night girls."
Next week is going to be fun.
Uh oh. What is Alice up to?
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SNEAK PEAK OF CHAPTER FOUR
"I have to get MARRIED?!?"
~~~Lyflyn~~~
