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Dear Thalia,
Why are you dating Nico?
Shadow
Dear Shadow,
Look, it was a quick lie, and now we like each other! Who said I like you?! Well, I do, but still!
Thalia and Nico
Dear Percy,
Did you know you have a twin sister named Aqua?
Shadow, daughter of Hades, half sister to Aqua, daughter of Sally Jackson
Dear Shadow,
No, I most certainly didn't! Let me ask my, I mean our mom.
Severely confused Percy
Dear Katie,
Why not?
Minimonster
Dear MM,
He is an annoying, prank prone, handsome, annoying, cute, little twerp!
Katie
Dear Travis,
Do you like Katie?
Minimonster, Daughter of Apollo
Dear MM,
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Travis
Dear Thalia,
Since when did you quit the hunters?
From,
Ace,Son of Hades
Dear Ace,
Since now, that's when!
Thalia
Dear Nico,
Sheesh, calm down! I didn't know you two were dating!
From,
Ace,Son of Hades
Dear Ace,
That's what Thalia said…
Nico
Dear Artemis,
Oh you're going on one! I already thought of who it would be! You're going on one even if Aphrodite and I have to drag you.
Ace, Son of Hades, matchmaker deluxe
Dear Ace,
I AM A GODDESS! I DO NOT HAVE TO DATE IF I DON'T WANT TO, PUNY MORTAL IDIOT!
Artemis
Dear Aphrodite,
Okay so I was thinking Triton. I've seen way too many Pertemis fanfics and figured why not his half brother! Tritemis! I like the sound of that. Any suggestions on who it should be? Maybe Eros or Cupid. And your gonna help me drag Artemis to a date right?
Ace, Son of Hades, matchmaker deluxe
Dear Ace,
Good idea! But, I think it should be Arteon! None! Triton is Poifect!
Aphrodite
Dear Triton,
Yo 'cuz! How would you feel about dating a certain goddess?
Ace, Son of Hades, matchmaker deluxe
Dear "Cuz",
You'd have to drag me, Ace! I'm not into this kind of thing! Also, never call me "cuz" again!
Triton
Dear Hades,
Hey Dad? I think I'm turning into an Aphrodite kid. Did you raise me right when I was there in the underworld? I think Persephone has been sneaking in my room and putting flowers all around me again '-.-
Ace, your awesome son
Dear Zeus,
Yes! Finally! I'll be there right away!
Ace, Son of Hades and your champion
Dear Ace,
Ok. Does the "Olympus Café" work for a lunch meeting? They have the best pancakes!
Zeus
Thanks so much, guys! Send more!
