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Dear Thalia,

Why are you dating Nico?

Shadow

Dear Shadow,

Look, it was a quick lie, and now we like each other! Who said I like you?! Well, I do, but still!

Thalia and Nico

Dear Percy,

Did you know you have a twin sister named Aqua?

Shadow, daughter of Hades, half sister to Aqua, daughter of Sally Jackson

Dear Shadow,

No, I most certainly didn't! Let me ask my, I mean our mom.

Severely confused Percy

Dear Katie,

Why not?

Minimonster

Dear MM,

He is an annoying, prank prone, handsome, annoying, cute, little twerp!

Katie

Dear Travis,

Do you like Katie?

Minimonster, Daughter of Apollo

Dear MM,

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Travis

Dear Thalia,

Since when did you quit the hunters?

From,

Ace,Son of Hades

Dear Ace,

Since now, that's when!

Thalia

Dear Nico,

Sheesh, calm down! I didn't know you two were dating!

From,

Ace,Son of Hades

Dear Ace,

That's what Thalia said…

Nico

Dear Artemis,

Oh you're going on one! I already thought of who it would be! You're going on one even if Aphrodite and I have to drag you.

Ace, Son of Hades, matchmaker deluxe

Dear Ace,

I AM A GODDESS! I DO NOT HAVE TO DATE IF I DON'T WANT TO, PUNY MORTAL IDIOT!

Artemis

Dear Aphrodite,

Okay so I was thinking Triton. I've seen way too many Pertemis fanfics and figured why not his half brother! Tritemis! I like the sound of that. Any suggestions on who it should be? Maybe Eros or Cupid. And your gonna help me drag Artemis to a date right?

Ace, Son of Hades, matchmaker deluxe

Dear Ace,

Good idea! But, I think it should be Arteon! None! Triton is Poifect!

Aphrodite

Dear Triton,

Yo 'cuz! How would you feel about dating a certain goddess?

Ace, Son of Hades, matchmaker deluxe

Dear "Cuz",

You'd have to drag me, Ace! I'm not into this kind of thing! Also, never call me "cuz" again!

Triton

Dear Hades,

Hey Dad? I think I'm turning into an Aphrodite kid. Did you raise me right when I was there in the underworld? I think Persephone has been sneaking in my room and putting flowers all around me again '-.-

Ace, your awesome son

Dear Zeus,

Yes! Finally! I'll be there right away!

Ace, Son of Hades and your champion

Dear Ace,

Ok. Does the "Olympus Café" work for a lunch meeting? They have the best pancakes!

Zeus

Thanks so much, guys! Send more!