Satay: Chapter four, already. Sorry it took so long… Geez, this is gonna be like building the Sphinx, I just know it.

Krillin: Uh...

Satay: I mean it's gonna be a big job. I mean, just look at the last chapter. 12 pages! In size 9 font! That's pretty extreme. But thank you! I love you all! (blows kisses to the reviewers) Platonically of course.

Everyone but Satay: O.o"

Tao Pai Pai: Let me out...

Satay: No. Onto question one! Ahem:

Dragonballgeek 101 asks:

Yamcha: DIE U CHEATING BASTURED!

Pie: y do u look like a damn mine?

Kingy baby: HOW DARE U SAY U HATE VEGGIE! HE IS SO KAWAII! infact, i can get him talking 2 u. Vegeta: UR MEAN! Me: (bashes on head wit BIG mallet) hehe its fun hurting the two bastureds...

Tein: y did u want to kill Goku when u were younger?

Krillin: R u stronger then Master Rosie?

Satay: YA! More people to torture!

Crane person: UR GAY UR GAY! Y r u gay?

Tao Pai Pai: same as above

Dende: hes some water

Piccolo: ur one of da best people in da show!

Yamcha: No! I don't want to die again!

Satay: I don't want you to die again either, Yamcha. CPR on you is not an experience I want to become a regular occurrence. It's just...gross.

Chiaotzu: Like I said, I was born this way. It can be either cute or weird. I prefer cute (grins)

King Vegeta: (twitch) Don't call me 'Kingy baby'! I am not here for your amusement!

Satay: Actually, you are.

King Vegeta: Damn... Alright then. Vegeta, my wretched human-loving son, is, and always was, ANNOYING! And stop hitting me! It hurts (pout)

Satay: We've discussed the pouting, Kingy.

King Vegeta: I can't eat, I can't pout, I can't execute people... What the hell can I do?!?

Satay: Answer questions and get hit by a mallet.

King Vegeta: Double damn...

Tien: I wanted to kill him first because he was a rival student. And trust me, that's a big deal when that freak (points towards Crane Master) is your sensei. Then I wanted to kill him because he killed that freak (points to Tao Pai Pai) and I wanted revenge. Then I didn't want to kill him. Simple really.

Crane Master: I am not a freak!

Tao Pai Pai: Me neither!

Satay: (rolls eyes) I'm glad they're stuck in the cupboard.

Krillin: I'm way stronger than Master Roshi now! I think everyone is. Except maybe those two (points towards closet)

Satay: I knew they'd be used mainly for torture. That's why I put them in the closet, so they couldn't run away (winks)

Crane Master: I am not gay! Why do people keep saying that!?!

Tao Pai Pai: Just because I care how I dress doesn't make me gay. I've killed more people than you'll ever meet, so don't cross me.

Satay: (snickers) Yeah, and Tien beat you in one hit.

Tao Pai Pai: Shut up!

Tien: cough-gay!-cough

Crane Master: You'll pay for this, Tienshinhan!

Satay: Yeah, you'll have to come out of the closet first, Crane boy.

Yamcha: Oh, well placed gay joke there.

Satay: Yes, it was rather strategic, wasn't it? I'm quite proud. Anyway, moving on. Dende? Your response?

Dende: Thank you for the water. (grins)

Piccolo: Thank you for the support. I'm glad someone out there actually appreciates me.

Satay: I appreciate you, Piccolo.

Piccolo: I'm glad someone else appreciates me.

Satay: (staring at Piccolo with those little anime love-heart-pupils)

Piccolo: Ugh.

Tien: (nudges Satay)

Satay: (turns to Tien with same pupils)

Krillin: This is gonna take forever (slaps himself in the forehead)

Satay: (blinks and shakes head) Sorry, lost myself in one of those romantic fantasies for a moment. (flushes) Onto question two! Ahem:

Maric asks:

King Vegeta: Which one of your lovely grandchildren will become the new ruler of Neo Earth-Vegeta?

Piccolo: Would you ever fight a matured classy female fighter? Who knows, she might find you attractive.

Krillen: What would you do if Marron ever learned your Distructo Disc all by herself?

King Vegeta: I have more than one!?!

Satay: Yeah, about that... Here's a picture of your son with his beautiful little daughter Bra.

King Vegeta: A DAUGHTER!?! Jesus Christ! This is awful! She looks so human! GROSS!

Satay: Answer the question, Kingy.

King Vegeta: None of them...me! I will be the new ruler!

Satay: Remember, Kingy, you're dead.

King Vegeta: Oh...yeah... DAMN!

Piccolo: I wouldn't mind fighting a mature classy female fighter, but if she did consider me attractive I would have to blast her.

Satay: Why?!?

Piccolo: Because people who find me attractive follow me everywhere and I would not get a moment's peace.

Satay: Oh...right.

Krillin: I would alternate between being proud and scared. Marron has this thing where when she learns an attack she has to practise it again and again...and I do love her, but her aim isn't very good.

Satay: Well, that sucks. Anyway, onto question three:

ss talos asks:

this is doing much better than my story. so keep up the good work.

dende here is somone you have not seen for a while porunga!

porunga: get me out of here!

me: no any way tien your great to the times of 10 granfather was a member of guldos race i checked it up! also guldo is your second cousin! also i have descoverd an eightth dragon ball. it summons golden shenron who was the dragon of planet vigeta!

if anyone wants to say hello to themselvs say it now.

tien: listion i think i can get you guys out i will be back soon with more info.

me: what?

tien: nothing.

Dende: Hi, Porunga! How is Planet Neo-Namek? Is the elder doing okay?

Tien: NOO!!!! Wait...if my great times ten grandfather was a member of Guldo's race, and my great times ten grandmother was a human, how the hell did they get together long enough to conceive my great times nine grandfather? I mean, Guldo's race is SERIOUSLY ugly. And it wouldn't work out to him being my second cousin either... My grandfather would have to be Guldo's race for that to work... Oh, thank god I found holes in that argument. You scared me for a minute there.

Dende: There is no eighth dragon ball.

Piccolo: Kami only made seven.

King Vegeta: AND WE HAVE NO DRAGONS ON PLANET VEGETA!!!

Satay: Had.

King Vegeta: What?

Satay: You had no dragons on Planet Vegeta. Past tense. No planet any more. Remember?

King Vegeta: Damn.

Krillin: Hi, me! Are you getting good food? I am (pokes tongue out) Nya!

Tien: A way out? Of this bedroom? Really!?!

Satay: No chance. I've made it so escape is impossible.

Yamcha: How?

Satay: (evilly) I put shutters on the window! (evil laugh) Anyway, onto question four:

watergoddesskasey asks:

hey! you know why everyone is mean to you piccolo? ITS CAUSE YOUR GREEN! GREEN WITH ENVY MUHAHAHA! besides blue is better then green any day! Why is your blood purple? green and purple...wait a min...YOUR RELATED TO BARNEY ARENT YOU?!?!? ah!

i dont care what anyone says i used to have the hots for Yamacha...till he got OLD that is! buhaha!hey did you ever get that tooth back you got knocked out of you in that one episode? cause you looked like a hillbilly...

king veggie/man/monkey/cannibal

do you throw your poop at people like a monkey? (throws banana) dance monkey dance!

Piccolo: (twitch) I will kill you.

Satay: BE NICE!!!

Piccolo: (twitch) My blood is purple because ALL NAMEKS HAVE PURPLE BLOOD!!!! I AM NOT RELATED TO THAT BASTARD OF A DINOSAUR!!! I WILL DESTROY IT!!!

Dende: Crap.

Piccolo: (breaks off in mid-rant) Dende, did you just swear?

Dende: ... No...

Piccolo: O.O Dende swore...he must really hate it when I'm angry...

Dende: Yeah...

Yamcha: Yes I got my tooth back. Stupid Goku...knocking my tooth out. My attraction instantly went down two points.

Satay: You measure your hotness on a scale?

Yamcha: Yes, doesn't everyone?

Tien: No...god no...

King Vegeta: Poop? What is poop?

Satay: Oh god, I don't want to explain it to him. Someone else do it.

Yamcha: Poop is the stuff that comes outta your arse.

Satay: (sarcastically) Thank you, Yamcha, for that very eloquent and scientific explanation.

Yamcha: You're welcome (grins)

King Vegeta: NO I DON'T THROW POOP AT PEOPLE! I AM NOT A PRIMATE!!! Why is it because I have a tail people automatically link me to a monkey?

Satay: I think the fact that you turn into a monkey when you look at the full moon helps.

King Vegeta: ... That's beside the point! And I shall not dance! I didn't even dance at my bonding ceremony! Why would I dance now!?!

Satay: Hehe... Stupid monkey. Now to question five:

The Ultimate Saiyan asks:

Yamcha:Stupid lazy ass bastard. (Kicks in baby maker so hard they start to bleed)

Piccolo:I KNOW IT'S TRUE! (Hold up a picture of Gohan and Piccolo doing...things...)

Dende:Nice work protecting Earth! (Gives pie)

Tien:You chicken.Your afraid of a girl! (Puts him in a jean skirt that barely covers his ass) I shall call you...ASHLEY!

Krillin:Is 18 demanding in bed? (Gives a steak)

Chiaotzu:You should grow you hair out. (Gives soda)

King Vegeta:USELESS RETARD! (Kicks in Baby maker 3 times VERY Hard)

Tao Pai Pai:Idiot. (Kills)

Master Crane:Piece of crap. (Destroys)

Satay:From now on Tien is Ashley!

Yamcha: (high-pitched) Ow... (falls off toy-box) That...really...hurt...

Satay: Here's a cloth (tosses old t-shirt) Wipe up that blood. That stuff stains!

Piccolo: (twitch) That photo is not possible for several reasons. One: I do not have that particular body part. Two: I have no libido. Three: Gohan hasn't had his tail for years now, how could he have it in this picture? Four: I have three fingers, not four.

Krillin: Well, that image will stay with me forever.

Yamcha: Yeah, no matter how fake that picture is, Piccolo, it looks really damned convincing.

Tien: I'm impressed you managed to notice a detail like the number of fingers on your hands, or the fact Gohan has a tail.

Piccolo: How could I not notice he has a tail in this picture? Look what he's doing with it!

Chiaotzu: (thoughtfully) Such dexterity. I never knew you were so flexible, Piccolo.

Piccolo: (pinches bridge of his nose) Ugh. Stop...talking.

Dende: Thank you! It's hard, but I wouldn't want to do anything else. (gives pie to Chiaotzu)

Chiaotzu: (grins)

Tien: AH! How did you do that without me standing up!?!?!

Piccolo: Ugh...that makes me feel sick...and I don't even have anything in my stomach to regurgitate. (points at Tien. His clothes materialize back)

Tien: How did you do that!?!

Piccolo: I have magical powers.

Tien: Well...that skirt was quite comfortable really.

Yamcha: Stop right there!

Tien: (mumbles under breath)

Krillin: (turns bright pink) Sometimes.

Satay: You have to elaborate, Krillin, otherwise the readers won't be satisfied.

Krillin: (sighs) Fine. Does it suffice to say that sometimes she's the man?

Everyone but Krillin: O.o"

Satay: ... Yes...it does.

Krillin: Good. (looks shameful)

Chiaotzu: Thanks for the soda! I tried growing my hair out once, but it didn't work. Due to some kind of weird genetic thing, I only have one hair. It's embarrassing when it's long, easy to hide when it's short. Simple enough.

King Vegeta: GACK! (collapses to floor again) MY...DIGNITY!!! OWWWWW!!!

Satay: (snickers)

Tao Pai Pai: Shit (dies)

Crane Master: I concur (dies)

Satay: No way in hell am I performing CPR on them. Dende, could you?

Dende: (sighs) Fine. (resurrects them)

Krillin: I didn't know you could do that, Dende!

Dende: Only when the people are really freshly dead. Like only just killed. Give it thirty seconds and I can't do a thing about it.

Krillin: Damn...that would have been a cool thing to have.

Tao Pai Pai: Death sucked even more the second time.

Crane Master: (shuddering) I never want to die.

Satay: Well, now that that's taken care of, let's continue onto question six:

Holly EverGreen asks:

Okay i just have one Question for piccolo

the pink spots on your arms what are they? do your muscles not have skin on them or what?

Piccolo: (studies his arms) They are simply variations in pigmentation used to highlight and compliment the muscle area. Nothing to it. Thank you for your logical question.

Satay: Alright, onto question seven:

Kumori Ookami asks:

Glad I found this-it's good!

Tien and Chiaotzu: Are u 2 gay...together?

Krillin: I always thought that u were the strongest human Z fighter. Anyway, would u mind if Goten dated Marron? Oh! I read some fanfics with Yamcha and ur daughter, wat do u think about that?

Hi Mr. Piccolo! (waves) Have u ever once wished that u weren't asexual?

Yamcha: U should consider urself lucky, if I were Bulma and I found u cheating on me then I'd make u genderless, count ur lucky stars bastard...but finding a silver-lining! I have u to thank bcuz then Trunks wouldn't have ben borm, so thanks for being a man-whore! (grins and waves)

See ya!

Tien and Chiaotzu: No.

Tien: He's like my little brother, you know?

Chiaotzu: That would be creepy...

Krillin: Thanks. I honestly couldn't say, though. I wouldn't mind if Goten dated Marron, but Yamcha can stay the hell away from my daughter! (angry glare)

Yamcha: I didn't even do anything! Jeez!

Piccolo: No, I haven't. I don't care for sex. It seems to complicate things.

Yamcha: I have counted them. There are seventeen. They're very pretty. And I was never a man-whore! If I recall correctly I have never been paid for my services!

Everyone: (stares at Yamcha)

Yamcha: Oh...wait...

Satay: Moving on (stares at Yamcha) to question eight:

Anime Fan18.0 asks:

Cool! This was a good chapter! Questions, questions, whose got the questions? ME, thats who! Haha! (Random hand slaps Anime Fan18.0) OW! ANYWAY...

Piccolo: So...how old are you? Also, how old can a Namekian live?

Krillin: Okay, I get it (I guess). No questions this time, but hang in there.

Tien: I'm sure you'd like to pick a bone with Master Crane. So... (Releaes Master Crane) Have fun! OH, and if anyone else tries to stop him, you all will blow up.

Chiaotzu: Have you ever tried to enter a cooking contest? I'm sure you'd win!

Dende: Who made the blackstar Dragonballs?

Yamacha: No question for you neither. Sorry.

King-Veghead: If your own son had been born with the kind of power Brolly possesed, would you have tried to get rid of him like you did Brolly? Also, don't know if your as scared of worms as your son, so... (Brings in worms from Buu's stomach and increaes their size ten thousand fold) Have fun! (Grins)

Satay: I think ya got enough characters here. Maybe you should stop bringing in more characters: ya' keep this up and there won't be anymore for other people to use! Reusing the same characters can be confusing too, because one author makes a character say one thing, and ten more say something diffrent!

Now, the most delicious foods imaginable shall rain from the heavens with bottles of any drink you can imagine! This time, King-Veghead can have some, but not Genreal Toi or Master Crane! Seeya!

Signed: Anime Fan18.0

Piccolo: I'm 26. And since Nameks can live for hundreds of years, I don't think I'm quite ready to have a kid yet.

Tien: Heh-heh-heh. I'm gonna enjoy this... (chases Master Crane, tackles him and quickly beats him to a pulp)

Chiaotzu: Tien, that's enough.

Tien: Alright, Chiaotzu. That's all... (tosses Master Crane back into closet) I did enjoy that though, thanks.

Chiaotzu: No, I haven't. Do you really think so? I think I will then (grins)

Dende: Some annoying little Namek who wanted to create a name for himself. Unfortunately, he gained nothing but making his name forbidden to be spoken. Funny that.

King Vegeta: Yes, I would have. I would have been proud if he was strong, but not that bloody strong. (eyes widen at sight of worm) Oh...dear...sweet...Jesus... (screams like a girl and runs away from room)

Yamcha: Maybe we should do something...

Satay: Nah, let's watch him suffer for a bit more.

King Vegeta: (hanging off the fan) I don't like worms...

Satay: Yeah, I know. Those weirdos (points to Crane Master and Tao Pai Pai) are only here for the short-term though. They'll be going home soon, I think.

Yamcha: Thanks for the grub!

Piccolo: (holding up a bottle of tequila) Thanks for the booze.

Satay: Piccolo! (snatches bottle away) Shame on you. (tucks it into pocket) Now, onto question nine:

Goldenfightergirl asks:

Yeah! another question. Man, everybody is mean to King Vegeta. So I'm being sympathetic. Here some food (random saiyan food) but its human size! hahahaha! Anyways I brought my mate with me Mirai Trunks (future trunks not the present time one.) He wants to see everybody again. "Hi guys nice to see you all again." so Tien and Chiaotzu if you had the chance to torture the Crane idiot and his brother the girly man would you? Krillen before you ever met 18 did you ever get it on with your other girlfriends in bed? Dende uh...(thinking, thinking Oh!) how come in some fanfics alot of people who like to torture their cast always have you drunks and pulling pranks on the saiyans. (especially Gohan)? And Mr. "other world" since you didn't sing the pickle song you face with the consenquences (changes Piccolo the Namek into Piccolo the Human!) Now all of your girl fans will gomp you Muahahahahaha! Oh and Yamcha I'm killing you again. (Turns super saiyan and blast him to kindom come with no body left to do cpr. and you can't bring him back with the dragonballs Earth or Namek) sweat dropped "Honey, I think you'd been spending to much time with my father." (Picks Goldenfightergirl bridal style and leaves through the portal in the roof.)

Tien and Chiaotzu: more bbq

Dende: pina cola

Pickle:water

Satay: BROWNIES!

Krillen:orange chicken!

Crain idiot and girly man: sent to kingdom come with yamcha hahaha!

King Vegeta: (gulps food) Mm... That was a delicious appetiser. Now, where is the main meal? (silence) Damn...

Satay: Hey, Trunks.

Everyone except King Vegeta: (assorted greetings to Trunks)

King Vegeta: Wait...he looks like the boy from the...

Satay: Yep, he's your grandson from the future.

King Vegeta: (stares at Trunks) Eww...he's more gross up close.

Satay: Kingy! How rude! (slaps upside the head)

Tien: Yes, I would...

Chiaotzu: But not too much...

Tien: Yes...too much.

Krillin: Yes...I slept with Marron (my ex-girlfriend, not my daughter) a few times...but 18 is by far the best lay I've ever had.

Dende: Uh... (flushes) Well... You see, because Nameks can get drunk...we sometimes do... And when I get drunk I like to play pranks on people... I've never played one on a Saiyan though, only on Piccolo.

Piccolo: (grumbles) I cannot be human...

Satay: (melts)

Piccolo: That's one very good reason why not. Dende! Turn me back!

Dende: Uh...I'll try.

Piccolo: (turns back into a Namek) (sighs) Thank you, Dende. I think I would have strangled everyone here if I was a human.

Satay: No...not again... We can't bring him back can we?

Dende: 15...14...13

Satay: That's right! Dende, bring him back! Quickly!!!

Dende: (sighs) Alright.

Yamcha: (pops back into life) Oh, thank you, Dende.

Satay: Please, no one kill Yamcha anymore... We'll run out of ways to bring him back...seriously... Now, onto what could sort of be considered question ten:

Da FlAmE asks: (Well, doesn't really ask, but everyone deserves a chance, don't cha think?)

I have a few questions for Satay.

Did you know that script format is forbidden on Did you know that there are hundreds of this type of story? Did you know when this style of writing is used the author has 'jumped the shark'? Did you know that O.o" is the stupidest way to describe an emotion?

Seriously, I would much rather see an interveiw fic which had been written in third person. Script format is stupid and pointless to read. There are the sorts of stories that make authors abandon

Please, stop telling us was what the characters a feeling or the actions your doing. Show us. That's the point of writing, to show and not tell.

FlAmEd.

Satay: (smiles congenially) Welcome to my fic, Da FlAmE. I have a few questions for you as well. Did you know that it's rude and rather strange to trail off in the middle of a sentence? Did you know that this has different characters, and I wrote for permission from each author? Did you know that for some people this type of fic is seen as a simple way to make friends and have fun? I would like to see an interview fic written in third person to. If you ever manage to write one, please write to me and let me know. And what do they make authors abandon? Sentences? Thoughts? Writing? I would really like to know, so get back to me on that.

Yamcha: Wow...this is intense.

Satay: Also, I would like to say one more thing to 'FlAmEd'... How annoyed to you have to be to take the time and effort to write something like this to a 16-year-old girl who just wants something fun to do after school? Seriously...you have my sympathy.

Tien: Mega intense.

Satay: Also, I would like to take the time to promote my new two series of one-shots. One is a non-related series called 'Platonic Love'. It's so much harder to write fatherly love, brotherly love, best-friendy love, than to write romance love. The second is a series of interrelated one-shots called 'Of Triclops and Telepaths' about Tien and Chiaotzu's life. I've been mainly writing them between the hours of 10 and 12 pm, so be kind. (mutters under breath) 'jumped the shark', my arse!

Piccolo: Right... Do you want to move onto question eleven?

Satay: Yes, yes I do. Ahem:

Tien Shenhan asks:

Master Crane and Toa Pai-Pai: Will you ever take on anymore students? I believe that it is important that at least some alternative school of thought exists. Otherwise, the school of the Turtle Hermit would have a virtual monopoly on the fighting world? (Both men get soft drinks.)

Toa Pai-Pai: You are my third favorite character after Tien and Piccolo. Have you ever really stopped to count your blessings lately? Seriously! When you think about it, you are one of the luckiest people out there. No other bad guy who remained a bad guy has ever really fought Son Goku and got off as easy as you did. Everyone else who refused to become a good guy eventually was killed by Goku in battle (Although he did maim you). Also, you should feel lucky that you got paired with Tien instead of getting paired with King Piccolo When you fought in the World Martial Arts Tournament. At least Tien didn't want to see you hurt. Anyone else, especially Piccolo or maybe Goku, who would have tried to hurt you badly and would have succeeded. (Let's down barrier to release Mercenary Toa from closet and gives him spegetti and meatballs.)

Again Toa Pai-Pai: Aren't you at least a little proud that your old student Tien became as strong as he is? He stopped your Super Dodonpa with his breath for God's sake. And you know Tien never really trained under Master Roshi so where else do you think he got his style? It had to of been you!

Master Crane: Is it true that you and Master Roshi were the only survivors of Mutaiito's school of martial arts after your battle with King Piccolo? (Look out Master Shen! Piccolo is in the room with you!) What if it were discovered that there was one other survivor of the school? Would that mean that you and Master Roshi would have competition other than yourselves.

Everybody: You guys could make a fortune if you all went into the buisness of teaching new fighters.

Master Crane: I have already taken on new students. They are very promising, though they don't show quite the same level of dedication as some of my...previous students (glares at Tien and Chiaotzu).

Tao Pai Pai: No, I've been retired...forcibly though it may be. Yes I am rather lucky in that respect, aren't I? I mean, look at Tien. He's become a wuss.

Tien: I beat you easily, old man!

Tao Pai Pai: I'M NOT OLD!

Tien: And I did want to hurt him! He almost killed Chiaotzu!!! I only didn't really hurt him because I know how to forgive.

Piccolo: That insect's life is of no consequence to me. I would have simply KO'd him and continued onto the next round.

Tien: Plus, Goku wouldn't have seriously wanted to hurt him either. When was the last time Goku wanted to seriously hurt anyone who wasn't a real threat to him?

Tao Pai Pai: I would have been a threat to him!

Tien: (scoffs) Oh please. He'd have beaten you to a pulp with his eyes closed.

Tao Pai Pai: Thank you for releasing me. And thank you for the food.

Tien: Cough-freeloader-cough.

Tao Pai Pai: (glares at Tien) And I'm not in the least proud of my ex-student. He hasn't killed anyone in his life! He's a weakling!

Tien: You're pushing it...

Tao Pai Pai: He's become friends – friends of all things! – with people who are far below him. I mean, look at that! (points at Yamcha)

Yamcha: What?

Tao Pai Pai: Exactly.

Tien: I got my style from myself! Chiaotzu and I were training together before Master Crane started teaching us, and we trained afterwards! We have our own style, with their moves. (pouts)

Master Crane: If there was another student I would be VERY ANNOYED! No one at that school got along with anyone else, so it would just be another rival school to fight against. I wouldn't want that for anything!

Krillin: Yeah, but who wants a fortune? Who needs it? I'd rather settle down and help raise my kid than make lots of money.

Yamcha: I'd like to make lots of money...

Tien: (still pouting)

Chiaotzu: We don't want money either. (glances at Tien)

Tien: (nods)

Satay: Well, that's good. We now have a late entry, in the form of question twelve:

Saiyaness28 asks:

I have so many questions!

Tien: Are you gay for chiaotzu?

Chiaotzu: (stares at him)…WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU!

Piccolo: I've noticed that no matter where Gohan is you always seem to rush in at the last minute to save him. Are you stalking him?

Dende:…I have nothing to say to you.

Krillin: Why don't you just stop fighting. Your pretty much useless anyway. (chuckles evily)

Yamcha: have you ever tried to seduce Bulma behind Vegeta's back? (he he)

And King Vegeta:

Its OK! I love you! I think that deep down you really loved your son, even if he did wine a lot. Let's not forget that you died trying to get Veggie back!

King Vegeta: Did you have an advisor who kept trying to seduce your wife?

Tien: No! EW! Incest! …kinda…

Chiaotzu: I'm a human…I think. Not sure on that… I'm a telepath, I know that much for sure!

Piccolo: (pinches bridge of nose) I'm not stalking Gohan. It's not my fault I'm always there to save him when he inevitably gets into trouble.

Dende: Alright then…

Krillin: Because I like fighting (pout)

Yamcha: Once. Vegeta found out. Three words: Emergency Ball Retrieval. Enough said.

King Vegeta: Thank you, kind servant. Your loyalty shall not go unrewarded. And I did have an advisor who tried that once. And I vaporised him. Well, most of him. What was left was nailed up outside my palace as a warning.

Satay: (sarcastically) My, what a civilised society the Saiyans were.

King Vegeta: (silent pride)

Satay: We now reach the end of chapter four of Ask the Lesser Known Z Fighters. I would like everyone to say goodbye to Tao Pai Pai and Master Crane, because their brief cameo appearance is now over. (waves) Goodbye, Tao Pai Pai and Master Crane.

Tien: Bye, dickheads.

Tao Pai Pai: But I haven't finished my spaghetti!

Satay: Tough.

(Swirling portal of doom opens in the closet. Master Crane and Tao Pai Pai are sucked through instantly. Portal closes)

Chiaotzu: Why didn't that affect anyone else in the room?

Satay: Because it's only for bad guys.

King Vegeta: What about -?

Satay: Don't ask questions! Bad monkey! (slaps) Anyway, send in your reviews. I'm sorry once again for the delay (apologetic face)